"Village head, come and deal with something. I can't solve it." Lian Sheng called Tang long.
He just came out of the hospital, holding his cell phone and couldn't help scratching his head. He still said in his heart why there were so many things. There weren't so many troubles in the past.
"What's the matter?" Tang Long asked.
After hesitating, Lian Sheng said angrily, "on this side of the village, you'd better come here, or you have to hit the dog grass according to my temper!"
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When Tang Long returned to the village, a group of tourists and villagers were arguing about something.
Liansheng sat at the root of the wall, smoking, and his eyes turned up from time to time!
"What's the noise?" Tang Long came over and frowned.
A well-dressed, 50 year old aunt looked at Tang Long and asked, "young man, are you in charge here?"
Tang Long smiled and said, "yes, I'm in charge here. You can tell me anything you have!"
"Come on, you judge. Is it your God that we travel to your broken place?" aunt asked boldly.
God?
Tang Longqi smiled. No wonder Liansheng rolled his eyes at the root of the wall.
"You seem to have made a mistake. We are a mountain village and provide entertainment services to the outside world. You are welcome to visit us. If there are places with poor hospitality, please forgive me. As for God who is not God, we are all equal. There is no God who is not God. If you want the feeling of 'God', you can only leave our Yutou village and go to other places outside "Look for a place," Tang Long said.
Aunt was stunned when she listened to Tang Long's words. She soon stared up, as if she was very dissatisfied with the answer!
"What are you talking about, boy? Go and call your manager. I want to complain to you. Do you know how many people there are in our tour group? Do you know where I'm calling?"
Tang Long said with a flat smile: "no matter how many people you have and where you come from, if you want to find God in our Yutou village, I can tell you clearly that you have come to the wrong place. You don't have to find our manager. I can count in Yutou village. It's no use looking for anyone. In addition, we don't accept your complaints."
"Come on, everyone comments. We come to this broken place where birds don't shit to play, generate income and send warmth to them, but when they are good, this attitude is aimed at us. Alas, what fish head village is it? It's still a black and astringent meeting?" aunt shouted. Soon, many villagers and tourists gathered around to watch the excitement.
Tang Long is angry and funny. The forest is really big. There are all kinds of birds.
"Is that enough? First of all, we don't need you to send warmth to Yutou village. Secondly, you can come to our Yutou village by grabbing tickets online. If you don't want to come, you can give the opportunity to others. We've never forced you."
Tang Long said here. After a pause, he put away his smile and said positively, "maybe we can't meet your expectations here, but it's not as shabby as you said. Our Yutou village hasn't forced you to buy anything, let alone threatened your personal safety. Why should we say it?
You want to experience the feeling of 'God'. I'm sorry, we can't provide it.
We in Yutou village sincerely and sincerely welcome every friend who comes to Yutou village as a guest, but we will not see why you God, not now and not in the future. "
Next to aunt, there was a man in his early 40s with a dazzling gold chain around his neck. He stared at Tang Long and asked, "where are you with onions? Go and call your manager and leaders. We told the steward that we don't want to talk to little people like you!"
He turned to his aunt and said with a smile, "godmother, let's not quarrel with him and reduce the price with this little miscellaneous hair."
Tang Long smiled and shook his head: "I'm the head of Yutou village. I can decide the whole affairs of Yutou village. Small people are not small people. It's not important. If you have something to say."
I'm still a small man. I'm like a big man!
"Are you the head of Yutou village?" the man and his godmother were stunned, as if they had never thought of it.
Tang Long nodded: "yes, I'm the village head, so I count everything I say!"
The man's eyes turned and said, "OK, you're the village head. You're not strong enough. We won't mention the previous things. We came to your Yutou village to play and want some meat. We just liked the cow in your village. Kill the cow, stew the meat for us, and give you a lot of money. What do you mean?"
Tang Long was stunned and killed the cattle?
Looking behind the crowd, there was a yellow cow chewing tender grass in the corner of the wall. The horns of the two cows were shiny. Isn't it the one who helped Tang long open the jar for the little ghost yin-yang teacher last night.
Want to kill it?
Your mother can be a demon!
Don't say Lian Sheng has a bad temper and wants to hit people. Tang Long also has this impulse.
Tang Long took back his eyes and said calmly, "it's not a matter of money. If you want to eat beef, we can let the restaurant buy it for you. But the animals in our village don't kill, not to mention a cow, a chicken, a sheep, or even a mouse."
The man stared at Tang Long and said angrily, "what do you mean? It's not about money. What's the problem? It's just a cow. Why are you so stubborn? 20000 can't do. We'll give you 30000. We have plenty of money!"
"Ha ha!"
Tang Long smiled, shook his head and said, "it's really not a matter of money. Don't say 30000, just 3 million, 30 million. If I said no, I can't. still, if you want to eat beef cattle, we can help you prepare, but all the animals in the village don't kill!"
The man was unwilling to say, "what do you mean? A cow has lost everyone's mood to play!"
Tang Long hesitated, suppressed his anger, smiled and said, "I'm really sorry. We don't kill any animals in the village." after a pause, he said, "why not? I'll ask the restaurant to stew beef for you later and calculate the cost price, OK?"
"Come on, come on, what if we have to eat this cow today?" aunt listened to Tang Long's soft down, immediately became tough, put her hands in her waist and screamed.
Tang Long smiled, frowned and said, "abide by the rules of Yutou village. We welcome you to play. If you can't abide by them, you can only leave."
Then he turned his head to the surrounding tourists and said, "when you order tickets to Yutou village, you will sign a consent form, which is very clear. Any tourists who come to Yutou village should abide by the rules of Yutou village. If you can't abide by them, you are not allowed to go.
If you think the rules of our Yutou village are too rigid and inhumane, you can leave. In the same sentence, we welcome all friends who come to Yutou village. Similarly, our Yutou village does not force anyone to come to Yutou village.
If you can't obey the rules, you should go away. We will never force you to go away. "
Tang long looked at his aunt and her son and said, "can you abide by the rules of Yutou village? If not, please leave now!"
"You have to think clearly. We have more than 100 people this time!"
Tang Long shook his head expressionless and said, "don't think, let alone more than 100 people, that is, more than 1000 people, more than 10000 people. If you can't abide by the rules of Yutou village, please leave!"
Aunt was very shameless and shouted, "just go. Who likes to come to your broken place? Wait, we're going to the Tourism Bureau, the tourism department to complain about you, and expose you online!"
Tang Long raised his hand: "please help yourself! Come and take them to the entrance of the village and leave the village within a limited time."
It was embarrassing that the tour group where Aunt and her son worked did have more than 100 numbers, but no one left with them. Everyone expressed their willingness to abide by the rules of Yutou village. After all, it's hard to grab the tickets in Yutou village. All you can get is luck. We don't want to give up the hard-earned trip easily.
After sending the people away, Tang Long went to Liansheng, squatted down, took the cigarette handed by Liansheng, frowned and asked, "are there many such things first?"
Lian Sheng shook his head with a bitter smile and nodded: "not much before, but more recently. Many people take the initiative to find trouble, as if it was intentional or not. Anyway, there are more bad people and things."
Tang Long nodded. In the past, Zhang Xiue led people to solve these things, but now he is in the village. Zhang Xiue simply pushed all the things to him, and others are too lazy to deal with these bad things.
If you don't say it when you're angry, it's not easy to solve it.
"In this way, if we meet another person who takes the initiative to find trouble in the future, if we don't listen to advice, we will directly persuade them to return and drive them away if they refuse to leave. We welcome others to come and play, but it doesn't mean that we are grandchildren and should be inspired." Tang Long said.
The winning streak was stunned and said with a bitter smile, "can it be done like this?"
"What good way do you have?" Tang Long asked with a smile.
Lian Sheng also smiled, shook his head and said, "no, I want to scold them to go away when I meet such unreasonable people. Whether love comes or not, life is the same as what we owe them!"
Tang Long said, "yes, we don't owe them. We welcome and treat each other warmly, but we can't feel superior if we don't owe anyone."
"OK, then as you say, meet such people in the future and let them go!" Lian Sheng said with a happy grin.
Tang Longdao doesn't care much about the impact. With the popularity of Yutou village, people who want to play will still come. If they don't want to come, Nala can't.
Besides, no matter where you go, shouldn't you do as the Romans do and abide by the rules of the landlord?
What's the matter with 'God', superior to others? You're comfortable, then we're not comfortable!
"By the way, what about these animals in the village?" Lian Sheng looked at the old cow in front and asked.
Tang long thought for a while and said with a bitter smile, "I don't know. Keep them free. They can do whatever they like, as long as they don't cause us trouble."
Lian Sheng hesitated and said, "what if he is killed by tourists?"
Tang Long spread his hand, smiled and said indifferently, "accept your life. What else can you do?"
Each one is a bit of a Taoist. They can't even protect themselves. Who else can blame.
The old cow walked up, twisted his ass, lay down to the side of Liansheng, chewed in his mouth, and said in a stuffy voice: "man, have a cigarette!"
"Nest grass!"
Winning streak's ass seemed to be lit * * *, rubbed it, stood up and jumped out of the way.
Looking back, Tang Long and Lao Niu were still far away before they stopped and were still in shock.
Cow talk?
This,
Your mother is so refined!
"Tang, Tang long, isn't this old cow Dong Yong's?" Lian Sheng walked back uneasily. After stopping five or six meters away from Tang Long and the old cow, he stared and asked.
Tang Long couldn't laugh or cry. If the old cow hadn't opened his mouth, he didn't know that the beast could still talk.
Wilt! It's bad enough for thieves to pretend!
Among these animals, the best one is not the old lady or the fox, but the silly cow!
"Dong Yong is my ancestor's grandfather!" the old cow chewed.
Lian Sheng swallowed and spit. Looking at Tang Long's place, he came over with the courage!
With the precedent of the "black scale dragon", the villagers of Yutou village are fairly brave and able to bear it. They are not so frightened.
"Brother Niu, come on!"
Lian Sheng took out his cigarette and reluctantly handed it over with a smile.
The old cow looked at him with big eyes and said, "point it and put your nose in my eyes!"