Chapter 1: I Just Wanted To Eat My Trash Burger

A car is flying through the air barreling down on a small girl with short blonde hair that looks around nine years of age. She seems completely oblivious to the fact that something was even flying towards her. And even more oblivious of the brutal fight that was happening only a hundred feet away from her.

The car soared through the air, and right as it got a few inches away from the girl, it abruptly stopped and froze mid air. "Who the hell throws a car at a little girl!? So rude!"

The little girl looked at the car that was hovering in the air and sighed. She looked at her hand, which now had a clump of metal in it, and sighed once more. "So dumb…. Now then, to return the favor."

The car in the little girl's hand rose up over the little girl's head and seconds later was sent back in the direction it came flying at her from. Putting her hands in the front pocket of her hoodie, the little girl continued across the street to the side alley, not caring about what else was going on around her.

She walked up to a dumpster that rested up against the side of a burger shop and opened the lid before grabbing some boxes to its side to stand on to look inside. "Trash burger~ Trash Burger~ wherefore art thou trash burger~ Ooo! Looks like I got a winner today, hehe."

A blissful smile appeared on the little girl's face as she reached in and pulled out a small cardboard container that had a partially eaten cheeseburger inside. She inspected it a bit more before carefully ripping the edges of the bitten parts off and tossing them to the side. After she was sure it was perfectly fine, she climbed down off the boxes and closed the duster lid. She walked back towards the street with a bit of a skip in her step.

"I will go back to my little hideaway and eat this with the bag of chips and the can of cola I stole earlier. Today will be deemed fiesta day!" The little girl looked to be on cloud nine. But as she stepped out onto the street, a wave of flames engulfed the entire road. The little girl still did not react at all as the flames rolled over her engulfing her skinny body within them.

As the flames dissipated, the little girl still stood there looking perfectly fine. But her eyes were wide in shock as she looked at the ash in her hand. Her brow slowly crinkled up as she lifted her head and looked at the two people fighting not too far away. Well, more like a one sided fight between the two.

One man seemed to have become the other man's punching bag. But to the little girl, this did not matter to her as a low whisper escaped her mouth. "My trash burger….."

The little girl took a step forward, only for her body to disappear….

"Haha! Some hero you are! All Might this is your en…." The man who was holding All Might's innards paused his words when a little girl who was no taller than his waist suddenly stood in front of him. "Little girl, scram or die!"

"I just…." The little girl's voice was low, causing the man to not be able to hear him.

"What did you say?" The man asked, only for the little girl to reach up and grab both his legs.

"I said! I just wanted to eat my damn trash burger, you jackass!" Her yell was followed by a tearing sound that was then followed by the man screaming out in pain. The little girl had pulled hard on the man's legs, ripping them off his body. As he was about to fall to the ground, she reached up and grabbed his arms and ripped those off too!

All Might, who was already at death's door, watched the scene in front of him in shock. He looked at the young girl, who seemed to be even stronger than him, in a daze! He was having a hard time comprehending what was actually going on!

As for the little girl, she had already grabbed the man by his head and was slamming it off the ground repeatedly, all while shouting: "I just wanted to eat my trash burger! My trash burger! My trash burger!"

The same words kept coming out of her mouth. The man she was beating had a healing quirk that could heal his wounds, but the damage was overwhelming his ability to the point that it could no longer keep up. His head had already smashed into the ground a few thousand times!

As her head slamming began to slow down, she lifted the bloodied body of the man who she did not know the name of and tossed him into the sky, sending him flying to only god knows where.  With a snort, she turned and looked at the other man who was about to die when an idea came to mind. "Hehe…. If I help him, he will owe me…."

And with that, whether All Might wanted to or not, he was lifted up onto a little girl's back and dragged away from the destruction of his battle with the unknown man. The young girl with her short blonde hair and big silver eyes was someone that All Might had never thought would suddenly enter his life, refusing to leave him alone.

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As for the little girl, to her, the man on her back was a meal ticket. Since she saved his life, he would have him take care of her. And that was why, as she walked down the street with the bloodied man, she was singing a very, very strange song. "Meal ticket~ Meal Ticket~ Oh how much food you will buy~"

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