Chapter 3: Chapter 3 : A ‘Scheme’

Su Ying never thought he was such a 'scheming' person, really! He thought of such a 'scheme', that if it succeeded, then it'll be good... And if not... Then he can only go to heaven to accompany the God to live his lonely life.

His plan was simple. For which, little 'Su Ying's actions should be thanked. Pretty much everyone thinks 'Su Ying' is a glass-hearted white lotus crybaby. For a pure person like him to do something like 'that' is impossible. Someone with more than a single cell will never do something like that to the General... The War God... 

The plan is foolish...but probably effective... or maybe not. 

It's easy. Get some high dosage of sleeping pills or whatever, get Mr.Future Husband to drink it, once he's knocked out, tie him up. Wait for him to wake up, and then... 

Have a nice chat about life... All night long... Such a loving method. It'll depend on Mr. Future Husband... Whether he'll succeed or not.

Su Ying calmly told Fang Zhi to get some high dosage of sleeping medicine. Fang Zhi was worried but he (Su Ying) just told her to trust him. 

All things settled, he went to have his peaceful beauty sleep... But the sleep wasn't peaceful at all... This hard bed... He couldn't sleep well all night. He misses them... His baby Als!!!

The next morning... His whole body ached. If not for the fact that he knew the reason behind it, he would have guessed that he did something pretty wild...Like... 

Gymnastics? Mountain climbing? Or what? Being trampled by horses? That's pretty wild. What did you people think ha? 

It was already 10 in the morning and he was still pretty much in a daze. Just then... 

"Bastard... Come out!" 

'Not again!' 

Su Ying lazily woke up and tried to fix his crooked robe. He didn't ignore their shout cause he didn't want any bloodsheds... He was preparing himself for a battle... He couldn't afford to waste his energy on these bitch fights... 

Su Ying came out and found his very adorable older sister Su Yuan, his younger twin siblings, Su Chenming and Su Chenjing... And Butler He. All of them had quite an evil grin on their face. Like clowns? He always thought clowns are funny. Like look at their nose. Round and poofy. His cute siblings also looked the same... With round fatty noses... 

"What?" He asked while yawning... Fang Zhi stood beside him worriedly. 

Su Chenjing laughed while saying, 

"What? Have you gone mad already? Tsk Tsk... Did the fever get to you or have you gotten crazy after hearing about getting married with a 'cut-sleeve'?" 

At this... They all laughed... Like clowns... Quite ugly ones at that though... 

"I haven't got mad yet... But if I keep hearing your humorless blabbering, I'm sure to though." Su Ying said while smiling provocatively. 

Su Chenjing got all worked up and took the stance of 'Bitch Imma fight you'. But... He was stopped by Su Yuan. 

"Leave him be ah. He'll marry a 'cut-sleeve'. Let that bastard enjoy his last moment. If he dares make the General angry with his fake crying, he's sure to die anyways." Su Yuan said. 

"Sister... Stop joking ah... Oh... Now that I think of it... Why didn't you still go to your in-laws? You... It's been a while... You still seemed not to be pregnant... Could it be...something's wrong? Sister! You're unable to satisfy your husband??? Did brother-in-law abandon you? I heard he got a new concubine..."

Su Yuan turned red in anger." Bastard... I'll beat you to death."

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" Ah ah... Don't do that! What if my husband discovers your beating marks on this delicate me? Then I'll be nothing but helpless... I'll have to sell you out ahh... "

" Bastard! Don't be too audacious! " Su Chenming interjected. 

Su Ying just smiled and ignored her. He asked Butler He, " What're you here for? "

Butler He frowned and replied," Master send me here to give you some money. Nobody cares about you but we can't afford to lose our image in front of the Li household by presenting you in those ugly clothes. Master gave you this money to buy some clothes and other accessories..."

Su Ying gestured Fang Zhi to take those silver. Then he looked at them without any expression, 

" Aren't you all done??? Why don't you get lost yet??? Could it be you forgot the way? Did your IQ dropped? "

Those little clowns seemed to became clown balloon...balloons without any way to force the angry air out. They just buffed blah blah blah and ran away.

Su Ying looked at their backs and smiled. Fang Zhi looked at him asked, 

" Young master, what kind of clothes do I need to buy?" 

"Just buy light colored ones like white, light blue, green... They don't need to be too exquisite... The more simple, the better... As for accessories, just buy some simple hair pins. And buy a red lip balm too." Su Ying said. Fang Zhi nodded. 

Then Su Ying thought of something evil. He smiled mischievously and said," There's also something else you need to buy ah. Come closer to me."

He whispered something in her ear and continued saying innocently," Just mix it up and let them eat their own sufferings. I've been wronged for so long. I at least need to pay back some little favors." 

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3 days passed in the blink of an eye. Fang Zhi dressed Su Ying up. The red wedding robe prepared by the Su family was simple and plain. But on Su Ying... It looked extremely gorgeous. As a man from 22nd century, Su Ying is not afraid of makeup. He calmy put a little red lip balm on his lips. 

He looked too enchanting. Forget men... Even Fang Zhi as a women could barely resist him. She reluctantly put the semi-transparent red veil on him. But even with veil... His slender figure was enough for everyone to be unable to move their eyes off him. He's like an immortal descended down from heaven to this earth. A Swan among bunch of stupid ugly ducklings. Well, of course he's an immortal. After all in 22nd century, he used to live in 76th floor of his apartment ah. 

Another maid came to call them. Su Ying, followed by Fang Zhi, calmly stood up and went outside. He was prepared for the battle. He was prepared to be sold off *cough* married off ah. When he arrived, his extremely 'dear and lovely' family members were smirking evilly. But after seeing him, they were so shocked, it seemed like their eyes were going to come out of their sockets. They looked even more ugly. 

The auspicious sound of drums and gongs could be heard. But for him, it was simply just noise pollution... He gracefully walked towards the sedan chair. 

His step-mother was the first one to regain herself from shock. As Su Ying was about to enter the sedan chair, she said, "Ai ah... You're looking quite okey... But what's the use of it ah? General Li's into man ba... So poor... Tsk Tsk..." 

Su Ying couldn't help but turn around and gracefully show his middle finger with a brilliant smile. What's the use of barking along with dogs? He was a human. He couldn't lower his level to that low. Besides... He already took his revenge ah. Smilingly, he turned around and got in the sedan chair. 

Let's see what a GOOD banquet they'll have today! 

Indeed... That night... All the members of Su family had severe diarrhea... Since the bathroom was jam-packed, some members even did the did in open air in the garden... Even Madam Su was one of them... The diarrhea medicine seemed to work perfectly... 

Life in ancient time... Isn't easy at all ba! Su Ying thought in his head, remembering about his Al specialised bathroom...His baby!!! Just like that... He was sold *cough* married off. 

A/N~~: Honest opinion! Toilets are the greatest invention of science. I can't imagine a day without my beautiful washroom! Aiya! What do you all think???  

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