Chapter 25: 25 A Very, Very, Very Big Record

Iron Stomach could be said to have eaten well today. A whole Super Pizza, weighing about 8 pounds, was completely devoured up.

To be honest, this guy was also feeling very bloated and uncomfortable. However, he was able to maintain a smile as he thanked everyone for their rewards and contribution. Such was the professionalism of a pro after all.

“Everyone, looks like Old Iron did not let anyone down. A meter-wide pizza, as you can see, has been happily eaten up by lucky me, ah!” As he said this, he tilted the pizza pan to let them see the shine on the pan: Go ahead and have a good look, not a single crumb left, right?

He also felt a little happy about his achievement, he felt that he was closer to achieving the status as a proper deity with this magnificent feat. He just has to encourage the audience to support him a little more.

“Old Iron, you’re too awesome. You’re definitely a great warrior in your past life, here’s a sports car.”

“A bicycle, Old Iron, please accept this meagre offering.”

“A motorbike from me. Old Iron, continue your struggle. I hope to one day see you eat a two-meter pizza.”

“Oi, Upstairs, are you hoping to see Old Iron die? I’ll smack you with the two-meter pizza!”

“Haha, I’m just giving Old Iron some encouragement.”

“Old Iron, you were wonderful today, you still remember the words we said just now. As thanks, this daddy will two sports cars to you.”

… … 

It could be said that these people were truly satisfied with Iron Stomach’s performance, their rewards certainly weren’t shabby.

Iron Stomach looked at the rewards floating past his screen and felt contented. No matter what, he had definitely earned more today than he ever had in the past. Just take a look at this screen covered in gifts. A single sports car is worth HX¥1,000 each, ah.

He gave a low hehe laugh as he chatted with his fans and opened the item data on his own page, when he saw the number of items he had accumulated, his smile grew wider.

“HX¥75,000 already, ah. This is really unexpected, to think that one could earn money just by eating. Looks like I’ve got to do these kinds of stunts more in the future, or I’ll not be able to justify the rewards they give me.”

Thus were Iron Stomach’s secret plans.

Just then, Little Greedy Cat sent a private message to him. “Old Iron, how was it? It should be a success, right? I also asked my fans give you some moral support.”

Iron Stomach quickly answered, “Little Cat, many thanks, today’s broadcast was a real success. I’ve already reached HX¥75,000 rewards.”

Little Greedy Cat sent an incredulous face emoji. “So much? Old Iron, you’ll definitely dominate the list today.”

Iron Stomach laughed out loud, “Perhaps, however, this is not something that I could have done without your support. Let’s get together some time.”

Song & Dance Section – Celebrate Peace w/ Song & Dance’s channel.

There was no doubt that Celebrate Peace w/ Song & Dance was a remarkable person. This character was born with a good voice and no matter what kind of song he sang, he would always give it his own twist and sing it well.

He had just finished a song called ‘Won’t Let You Go In Death’ which gained him countless fans and seemingly endless amount of rewards

“Celebrate Peace’s singing is just too awesome, I think it’s even better than the canon version.”

“Celebrate Peace is born to sing, this song is just too amazing, ah.”

“When he hit the soprano note, I felt goosebumps on my skin, too wonderful.”

“Stop with the nonsense talk, let’s send in a tidal wave of rewards, ah.”

And thus, a wave of rewards flew in, bringing Celebrate Peace w/ Song & Dance’s number of rewards up to 8000 items.

When Celebrate Peace saw the numbers rise, his mood also grew better and better.

“You want a challenge? Daddy is prepared for it. Just look, daddy’s rewards have broken past the HX¥90,000 limits. This should be enough to get rid of that loopy guy at Fine Food Section,”

Storytelling Section – Torrential Rivermouth’s channel.

Each time Torrential Rivermouth appear, he would always dress up in the manner of an ancient scholar with his crisp paper fan and grey traditional changpao [1]. He had even let his hair grow long with the front slicked back and the rest floating down his back like a heroic and elegant young scholar from popular Chinese films. People who saw him for the first time would not have imagined this heroic and elegant looking guy to be an excellent and moving storyteller.

He had just finished a story, mesmerising his fans to the point that they nearly flip the heavens with their happiness. His reward amount had gone past 7,000 items.

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Torrential Rivermouth elegantly snapped his paper fan shut and leaned close to the microphone, “To be honest, the reason why I went all out today is because I want to be Number 1. You know, I had never gotten first place ever since I was a child. The closest I get to No. 1 was in third grade. When my teacher called my name to receive the certificate, I was so happy that I started jumping up and down, cheering only to suffer a sudden headache. I hear my teacher calling my name again and again, and, would you believe it? The teacher was scolding me for sleeping in class and hitting me on the head to wake me up…”

“Pffftt~~”

“Haha, Great River, you sure know how to joke.” 

“I almost spit on my laptop, who knew this great person’s closest encounter with No. 1 is in a dream, ah. Too silly!”

“Even from here, I can see how much Great River wants to be No. 1, ah. So let us all give him a boost.”

“Yes, yes, yes, let’s raise a storm!”

A storm of rewards came down, Torrential Rivermouth watch the torrent with satisfaction.

“Too awesome, ah. I’ve actually reached HX¥100,000, who would have thought that these guys are so rich, why didn’t I start broadcasting earlier?”

Today alone saw several of QQ Platform’s great deities vying for first place. Somewhere behind this madness, the Fine Food Section’s staff were slowly going insane.

Tang Xiaomin opened up the statistics page, when her eyes fell upon Ye Fei’s record, she gave a high pitched scream and leapt up from her chair.

Miss Tang was a uniquely busty lady, and thus was always careful to maintain a dignified posture and avoided sudden movements. However, all thoughts of dignity were forgotten right now as she leapt about, her assets quivered like surging waves [2].

However, there was no one to appreciate this sight. Liu Ping, for example, had almost fused his face to the monitor in order not to miss any changes to Ye Fei’s reward statistics. Suddenly, this person’s body shook once, he gave a mighty howl and gripped handfuls of his own hair, disbelief all over his face.

Other statisticians [3] watching the numbers nearly went crazy themselves, each of them displaying different kinds of reactions, some kept kneading their eyes, others knocking their heads against tables and walls, trying to shake themselves from this dream, one of the statisticians have a rather unique reaction. This person kept spinning round and round in one spot, round and round, round and round, nobody really knew what he was doing.

“The world has gone crazy, how could this happen?”

“Too exciting, this is too f*cking exciting, this Ye Fei has gone beyond godlike, this is too exciting, right?”

“HX¥230,000? Your mom, how can this be?”

“12 luxury planes? My eyes, my eyes nearly went blind from all these flashy numbers. A single plane is… HX¥5,000, right? The rewards from planes alone is… HX¥60,000, ah!!”

“Your mom, not only that, there’s also the motorhomes and limousines, must you guys be so extravagant? While these two items are not as expensive as planes, a motorhome still costs HX¥2,000, each limousine cost HX¥3,000, ah!”

“There are 20 luxury motorhomes and 18 limousines, so that’s… almost HX¥100,000, ah, ah, ah, ah!”

“There are 100 bicycles at HX¥100 each, so that’s HX¥10,000; 80 electric cars at HX¥200 each, that’s HX¥16,000, 50 motorbikes, at HX¥300 each, that’s at f*cking HX¥15,000, ah! These [4] soy sauce vehicles alone already crossed the HK¥40,000 limit, ah.”

“As for the little things, heavens, can you imagine the sight of tens of thousands of claps and flowers appearing all at once? I almost went insane, I’ve never seen anything like it. Isn’t it too extravagant?”

The whole Fine Food Section’s staff really did not know what to do, not only have they never experienced anything like this, they certainly never had a broadcaster as crazy popular as Ye Fei.

Just as they were at a loss, Feng Tiantai floated over to howl excitedly, “A record! My comrades, chant with me. Our Fine Food Section has created a very, very, very BIG record!”

Those who had been sinking into confusion suddenly cheered. How could they not be happy? With just one broadcast from this Great Deity Ye Fei, the entire statistics department all reaped a great benefit, HX¥500 will be added to this month’s bonus, that’s real money, ah.

Liu Ping howled, “Supervisor, the company has always ignored our section, what should we do?”

Feng Tianlai laughed heartily, he faced all the people who had suffered with him all this while. “What should we do? Well, my comrades, what do you say we should do?”

As one, the employees howled. “Slap them in the face!”

[Gumihou: Slap them in the face!]

[1] Changpao – Personally, I’d probably head over to the Language Section and drool over this guy…

[2] Seriously? Boobs don’t actually move like that you know… that’s how we knew a guy wrote this.

[3] It says ‘broadcaster’, but should be ‘statistician’

[4] Soy sauce – side character

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