Chapter 14: The Bunny Show – The Priest and The Boy

“Yay I am going to play woblox” Bunny says, booting up the laptop. Bunny grabs the container of gasoline, and pours it into the computer. “Ok now it has had its gas so it should wun now I wish I had a new computer like Hawe, but for now this is gweat” Bunny says happy.

 

[Roblox Groupchat]

“Hey guys” Bunny types, “Sup n!&&@” Natas responds “Wat’s Poppin.”

 

“Nothing much” Bunny responds, “Tags” Natas says “Anyway I got a brand new roblox that cost 10,000 Robux or $125 it's called Glorious Eagle Wings and I have 60,000 more robux to spare. “Wow that is really cool” Bunny responds, “how many bobux do you have Bunny?” Nene asks. 

 

“Only 100” Bunny says, “Lmao” Nene types “I’m now dating Natas, Bunny”, “B-b-but” Bunny says. “S!fffu” Nene types, “Tags” Bunny responds. “Well all you need to know is I am with Natas now” Nene says “because he has robux”, “Afk” Bunny replies.

 

[Realworld]

 

“Wabbit, may I get wobux?” Bunny asks, “I gave you 10,000 robux last week” Rabbit says. “But my giwlfwiend left me because i have no wobux'' Bunny responds, “Sounds like a personal problem if you want robux get them yourself” Rabbit says.

 

Bunny stops out of Rabbit's room, and goes to Hare’s room. “I want wobux” Bunny shouts, “And I want you to get the hell out of my room” Hare responds. “Can you give me money?” Bunny asks, “No fuck off” Hare says.

 

Bunny pouts and walks into Lepus’s room “I want money, how to make money?” Bunny asks, “You could make a battle royale game and fill it with microtransactions” Lepus says, playing Dragon Ball Z Fighters. “What awe mi-mi-mic-microtra-transactions” Bunny asks, Vietnam flashbacks play in Lepus’s head. “Lepus? Lepus?” Bunny asks “Whatever.”

 

Bunny goes on roblox’s search engine and types “Free Robux”, “An obby” Bunny shouts “and I can easily beat it”

 

[End of obby]

 

“Input my password, Sure thing” Bunny says “typing his username and password, now i wait for it to finish loading”

 

[two minutes later]

“It kicked me out of my account No no” Bunny says, trying to desperately log back in, he slams his face down on the keyboard and he cries, the camera zooms out and into the next day.

 

[the next day]

“Natas, Nene my roblox account got stolen cause i played a free roblox game” Bunny says, sobbing. “Dumbass” Natas says, “But i got a new account, you guys can add me there” Bunny says. “With your broke ass nobody wants to be your friend” Nene belittles Bunny, “I’m going to kill myself” Bunny says.

 

“Take this gun” Natas whispers, giving him a gun. “Ok students today we will be learning about Algebra” A teacher says, “I don’t wanna learn no bitch ass faggot ass algbra” Nene shouts, “Same here I say we beat the shit out of the teacher” Natas demands. Nene and Natas start to set the teacher on fire.

 

“I wanna join” Bunny shouts, “No way go sit next to my sister Nana” Nene says. Bunny sadly sits there watching Nene and Natas beat up the teacher without him. “Hey Bunny” Nana says “I heard you br-br-broke up with y-your gir-lfriend.”

 

“Yeah” Bunny says “I don’t have any robux”, “I know how you can get Robux” Nana says “Go to the church at 10:00 Pm”, Bunny looks at Natas and Nene beating shit out of the teacher, then he looks down “I’ll do it” Bunny says.

 

[Church, 10:00PM]

Bunny walks into the church, “I know you would make it” Nana says “Now, we have to do whatever he tells us” Nana instructs him.

 

[Backroom]

A priest stands there with a big smile on his face “Oh you brought a good looking friend, and he is a boy” the priest says “Why are you here little boy?” The priest asks. “I want robux” Bunny says, “Would you do anything for those robux” The priest asks.

 

“Well yeah” Bunny says, “Then throw it back” The priest says.

 

Bunny starts twerking and the priest grabs his camera, “Take off your clothes and put your penis in Nana” the priest shouts. “What's a penis?” Bunny asks, “let me show you” nana takes off Bunny pants and starts sucking.

 

“Hey this is like those videos Hare always watches” Bunny remarks.

 

[Afterwords]

“Here is your 3,000 bucks” The priest says “And 6,000 for you Nana”, “Wow that felt good and I got money” Bunny says, “yeah we are gonna have robux in no time” Nana says.

[the house]

“Same time tomorrow?” Bunny asks, “you bet” Nana answers.

 

Bunny walks in the house and sees Hare, “hey brat normally I don’t give to shits, but uhh where were you?” hare asks, “On the grind” Bunny answers.

“You got a job?” Hare asks, “Yeah” Bunny answers “I got a job from our local priest he said I am a prostitute”, “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, and just heard Money so how much you got?” hare asks?.

 

“3,000” Bunny answers, “Can you give me 500?” Hare asks. “Sure thing” Bunny hands him Money, Hare gets a sadistic grin on his face “thanks bro” Hare says.

 

[School the very next day]

 

“So Bunny what did you spend your 3,000 on?” Nana asks, “Oh yeah Hare wanted 500 of my earnings so I gave him 500, I spent the other 2,500 on robux” Bunny answers, “Bunny?” Nana says “You need to be careful Hare Thomas isn’t the nicest and will probably just blackmail you.”

 

“Yeah but I doubt Hare would stoop that low for some cash right?” Bunny asks, clearly nervous. “Hopefully He won’t, but you know your siblings are crazy, and you shouldn’t trust them” Nana answers, “What my siblings are crazy you have no room to talk shit when your sister is a psycho bitch” Bunny shouts, the whole cafeteria hears him.

 

Bunny throws his tray away, and stomps off angrily.

 

[Principal's office]

 

Bunny sits there lamenting, when Nene shows up “hey Bunny” Nene says “So Natas hasn’t really been treating me right, even decided to use me as a punching bag so can I go back to you.”

 

Bunny gets up and sighs “Nene I still love you, but you left me and you broke my heart I would love to go back to you but how would I know you won’t betray me”, “So what you’re with my sister, I know where you and your sister go late at night I will snitch on you if you don’t date me and give you 50% of the profit” Nene shouts.

 

Bunny sighs “Fine” Bunny says.

 

“Bunny” The principal shouts “Get your ass in this office you filthy boy”, Bunny gets up and walks in the office, Rabbit and Hare waits for him.

 

“So you decided to shout the B-word in the cafeteria” the principal shouts.

 

Hare starts to laugh “No way, Bunny I didn’t think you had it in you” Hare shouts, “your not safe either Hare, here is another detention for you hopefully this is the last time you push wheely down the stairs and ride on the back of his wheelchair” The principal responds.

 

“See ya bro” Hare says, “As for you Bunny I hope I don’t hear those words come out of your mouth again or else” The principal demands.

“Bunny I expect this behavior from Hare not from you” Rabbit shouts, “Yes I know” Bunny says sadly.

 

Bunny leaves the office, disappointed. Bunny looks up and sees Nana as student of the year, he growls.

 

[That Night]

 

Bunny sneaks out the window to go to the church, and Hare grabs him “remember pay me money” hare remarks, Bunny nods.

 

 Bunny meets Nana, and they both go in to see the priest.

 

“Hello Young Boy and Girl” The Priest says, watching them walk by. “Oh and Priest Pedoface” Bunny says, “How do you know my name?” The priest shouts.

 

“Anyway” Bunny continues “I want a raise of 5,000 or else I'm gonna quit”, The priest nods his head yes.

 

“Were you really gonna quit” Nana asks, “Nope” Bunny says “I was just bluffing, but Hare and Nene are gonna be a pain in the ass”

 

“Ok my little workers start working” Priest Pedohead demands, Bunny and Nana get to work.

 

[After Work]

 

The priest pays both Bunny and Nana, “Umm where do you get this money from?” Bunny asks, “Simple every sunday people put their money in that bowl thinking it's going to church, but it is actually going to me” priest pedohead says.

 

 “No way, isn’t that a sin?” Bunny asks, “So is prostitiuion and yet you are doing it” Priest pedohead responds.

 

Bunny gasps, “No I must stop” Bunny shouts, “Oh well I guess you won’t get Robux” Priest Pedoface answers.

 

“Oh no” Bunny gasps and starts to think “I can’t Betray my god like that”, “What” the Priest shouts.

 

“I am sorry, but you are a priest you shouldn’t be doing this me and nana quit” Bunny shouts, “What?” Nana shouts “Umm I’m sorry but no.”

 

“What?” Bunny says “but he is sinning”, “and yet he is paying he can’t be all that bad” Nana answers “and besides Hare and Nene will keep pushing you to work here, you will disappoint your brother and your crush”

 

“Your right” Bunny says, he snatches his money and leaves with his head down. “Cheer up” Nana says “atleast, you get money.”

 

“God is so disappointed with me, you will never see me at my job again” Bunny says, as he runs off crying.

 

“Nana don’t be too worried about him leaving he will return” The priest puts his hand on Nana’s shoulder and grins.

 

[Bunny’s house]

 

“Bunny got the fucking money” Hare grabs him “hey that rhymed”, “yeah you can take it, prostitution is a sin and I will no longer disappoint God” Bunny shouts running to his room.

 

Hare chases after him “Look think about it, I need money you need money I am too Lazy to get a job it's a win-win” Hare says, “You just want me to burn in hell” Bunny responds.

 

“I didn’t want to do this bro, but if you don’t get back to work I will tell Rabbit you went to the arcade at night” Hare threatens, “but I didn’t” Bunny says, “I know you didn’t, but Rabbit doesn’t” Hare says.

 

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Bunny sits there “You are a big mean and evil bwothew Hawe” Bunny shouts, “Well, excuse me for liking money” Hare shouts, “You know I don’t want to do this” Bunny responds.

 

“Oh you are right, however much like in real life we have a job to do and we have to do it” Hare remarks, Hare and Bunny stare at each other, “Anyway good night bro” Hare says, leaving his bedroom.

 

Bunny lies down, and goes to sleep.

 

[The next day, the first hour]

 

“Where is my money” Nene shouts, “Take it” Bunny throws it at her.

 

[Lunchtime]

 

Bunny throws his tray away with no desire to eat, Nana notices this and gets a bit sad.

 

[Recess]

 

Bunny sits down sad, Natas kicks a soccer ball and it rolls towards him. “Dude stop being such a fucking baby and comke play with us” Natas suggests, Bunny looks at him “No thanks” Bunny says.

[P.E]

 

Bunny gets pelted with dodgeballs.

 

[Math]

 

Bunny doesn’t pay attention to anything, despite Math being his favorite subject.

 

[The church, after school]

 

Bunny does his job, and leaves taking the money. “Have you noticed something different about the boy?” The priest asks, “He seems sadder, but I don’t really care,” Nana answers.

 

[Bunny’s house]

 

“Yo bro got the money” Hare shouts, Bunny stares at him bitterly and throws the money at Hare. “Maybe I did something wrong” Hare says, then Hare looks at his money “Nah I didn’t.”

 

Bunny slams his face down in his room, and falls asleep.

 

[Bunny’s Dream]

 

“Bunny” a disembodied voice says “I am GOD, and I am incredibly disappointed by you, so I will now send you to hell”, Fire and Snakes surround Bunny as he gets taken away he gets hot as his skin burns.

 

Bunny gets stomped on and impaled through a trident by a demon.

 

[Real world]

 

Bunny wakes up, sweating really hard.

 

[later]

 

Bunny experiences a cycle he would wake up, going to school, giving money to Nene, then being miserable, sneaking out at night to go to church and then having terrible nightmares, this goes on for days, until Hare Thomas finally does something.

 

[One Night]

 

“Ok Bunny I am fucking sick and tired of you being a depressed piece of shit, I realized there is no amount of money in the world that makes me want to do this” hare shouts “or atleast against my own brother”, “Thanks Hare, but you aren’t the only one making me do this” Bunny informs.

 

“Oh thank goodness, that makes me feel a lot less stressed and guilty” Hare sighs, Bunny stares at him, “Sorry, that sounded better in my head” hare remarks “Look give them their money, and quit if they have a problem with it I’ll teach them a lesson” Hare shouts.

 

“Thanks bro” Bunny says, hugging him, “Oh no fucking problem” Hare says “I mean it’s the least I could do bro” Hare remarks.

 

[The next day]

 

Bunny throws his money at Nene “Take that poopy-face I quit” Bunny says, as he leaves. “What about our little deal I’ll snitch on you” Nene shouts, “Sure if you want to get beat up by my older brother” Bunny responds.

 

“Oh your Older brother can get his stank ass over here” Nene dares, “Fine I will bring him here tomorrow” Bunny shouts.

 

[Later that night]

 

“Hey Priest I quit” Bunny shouts, “Oh ok it would be a shame if I were to Blackmail you with your nudes” the Priest threatens holding them up, “You wouldn’t” Bunny says, “Oh i would” The Priest snaps back “Oh I would”

 

Bunny walks to the back, but instead of being sad he grins.

 

Bunny walks through shelves and bumps into one causing a bunch of CD’s to fall. “Whoops” Bunny says “I’m so clumsy”, “Pick them up, I’ll be at the back ready” the Priest remarks.

 

[The House]

 

“Nene wants you to fight her, otherwise she will snitch my reputation is on the line here” Bunny begs, “Oh easy” Hare says “If she wants a fight I will give her a fight, I mean how hard could a preschooler be”

 

[Cut to the next day at school]

 

A kick is swung at full speed into Hare’s groin, “Ouch” Hare groans. “Suck on that Dickbag” Nene shouts, kicking Hare again. Nene grabs Hares head and drags him across the dirt, then slams his head against the Seesaw.

 

“Ik ben de mais-generaal” Hare says as he swings around in a concussion, Nene slams him onto the ground, Then she stares at Bunny with a mischievous grin on her face, grabs the baseball bat and returns to Hare.

 

“Sorry Hare” Bunny shouts.

 

[At the end of school, The House]

 

“Welp since I lost I guess that still means you have to hold up the end of the bet huh?” Hare asks, with an ice pack and bandages.

 

“Well not exactly” Bunny says “but I don’t want to get someone arrested”, “Bunny this is a pedofile in the house of god” Hare explains, “Oh yeah, fuck that guy” Bunny runs off. “Go get that bastard,” Hare shouts.

 

“Hare wanna explain something” Rabbit tells him, “I would explain, but everytime I open my mouth, my left arm ends up in pain” Hare remarks.

 

[The Church]

 

The Priest walks around, looking at his clock waiting for Bunny. Bunny walks in, “Oh hello my little toy” The Priest says “Ready to get pounded?”, “Can I ask you a question?” Bunny asks, “Sure thing” The Priest answers.

 

“If you died would you go to heaven?” Bunny asks, “Y-yes?” The Priest responds, sweating.

 

“Why am I so damn scared” The Priest thinks to himself, “Are you sure?” Bunny continues, “I don’t know” The Priest Responds.

 

“Do you know you made me feel guilty, made me scared of eternal fire, I questioned everything in my life, but now I know if I am going Hell I don’t want to know where you are going” Bunny says, pulling out a pocket knife.

 

“Wha-what are you doing w-with that knife” The Priest quivers and shakes, “Do you want to know?” Bunny asks.

 

“D-don’t kill me” The Priest jumps up in fear, “Oh I won’t” Bunny answers “I’d end up in the same place you’re going”, “Where?” The priest asks, scared.

 

“Prison” Bunny shouts, A police officer jumps through the roof and lands flat on his face, then he jumps back up. Another officer jumps through the window, more and more rush in.

 

“B-B-B-But how?” The priest asks, “Remember when I bumped into your CD shelf, I smuggled one in my Jacket pocket” Bunny says, “No” The priest runs off into the woods, the police starts shooting.

 

“Wait shouldn’t we arrest him first or taze him?” Bunny asks, “This is the american police, we just shoot”  A police officer responds, “Whatever” Bunny responds.

 

The Priest dodges every single gun bullet going his way and he runs into Bunny’s house, Then he grabs matches “No fucking way is that little shit ruining my life and getting away with it”

 

He sets a bedroom on fire, the mattress, a magazine, everything. Hare walks in “Fucker this is my bedroom” Hare shouts, “oh sorry” The priest tries to run but Hare trips him.

 

“No one sets my bedroom on fire and gets away with it” Hare slaps the Priest, The police burst into the house, The Priest gets scared and jumps into the fire in order to die.

 

“God have mercy on my soul” The priest begs as he gets burned, The Police pull him out “yeah no you are going to prison” The officer takes him to the car. “And I hope you get put next to a big black man in prison so you can know how it feels to get fuckin raped” Bunny shouts.

 

“Yeah you goddamn Honkey” Hare shouts, “Sorry about your room” Bunny apoligizes. “As much as I am hurt, I had it coming” Hare says “This is my punishment”, Nana busts in the room angry.

 

“B-bunny” Nana says “You got the priest fucking arretsed?”, “He was a pedophile” Bunny tries to defend himself, “That pedophile gave me Robux” Nana shouts ”I will never be your friend ever again, I will always hate you no matter what”

 

Bunny falls over from sadness, and cries.

 

Nana walks off with fire in her eyes, as she leaves. Nana slams the door, hare puts his hand on Bunny’s shoulder.

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