Chapter 3: Waaaaay too Early

Orb count- 99/100

I’m almost there, just one more left!

When did it get so freaking bright though? I can’t see squat!

C’mon, higher deity or whatever! Won’t you throw me a bone here?

............

Tch.

Fine, be that way! I’ll get outta here myself!

Now, where’s the last one.......hmmm.

I looked around for the last orb, as the whatever it is called it.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is! Black again this time.

Come to papa!

Orb count- 100/100

Congratulations! You have successfully validated your existence. You will now be summoned to a random designated world of our choice. Please enjoy your continued isekai life.

After your birth, we implore you to survive at least 24 earth days. Thank you for your continued cooperation!

Alright. That’s a pretty standard message, all things considered......

Wait, what happens in 24 days?

My question went unanswered as I finally lost consciousness for the first time in a while.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

I didn’t realize when I had woken up after that, because it felt more like a gradual process.

I am awake now though. Does that mean I’m in another world now?

Still can’t feel much, so maybe I got reincarnated as a baby? They don’t feel much when they’re born, right? I definitely don’t feel like a cloud anymore.....

Helpful Hint: Visualize the term ‘status’ to view your attributes.

Right, right. Here we go.

Status

Name: ??? [Original Name: John Merchant]

Race: Lesser Cellular Lifeform

Class: N/A

Gender: ???

Titles: N/A

Strength: Worse than a Twig

Defence: Shattered by the Wind

Speed: Slower than a Sloth

Magic: Negligible

Intelligence: Very Slightly Above Average

Wit: Witty on a good day

I get most of these, I really do. But what the heck is Wit about?

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Conventionally, it is called wisdom by most. However, it was determined that Wit would be an easier name to understand. Was this not the case?

Well.....I guess not? Wit is fine, I suppose.

We thank you for your confirmation.

You’re welcome! I’d appreciate it if you could tell me where I am though.

Very well. You are currently inhabiting the body of your mother in the form of a zygote.

Alert! Information obtained by ??? has updated your race information from [Lesser Cellular Lifeform] to [Lesser Cellular Lifeform: Zygote].

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

.........

The hell it does! What do you mean I’m a zygote!? What kind of screwed up god gives you sentience while you’re still a single-celled organism!?

I’m gonna die of boredom before I’m even born!

Your concerns have been noted.

So... can you do something about this?

We cannot.

And why the heck not!?

We are not liable to answer that.

Why!?

We are not liable to answer that.

If I could’ve screamed, I certainly would have done it by now. Seriously, we’re going in circles here!

It is recommended to focus on increasing your intelligence using ‘thought exercises’ for the purpose of preventing death by boredom.

Wait... that’s actual advice. It seems you’re not so bad after all.

We thank you for the ‘compliment.’

You’re welc – wait, was that sarcasm?

It was not.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Are you really s-

Yes.

Ok, fine. I’ll stop asking.

So... thought exercises, huh? I can’t think of much else besides counting at the moment.

Let’s get started!

One, two, three, four, five......

Six, seven, eight, nine......

For successfully counting all one digit numbers, your intelligence has slightly increased!

Oh boy, we’re gonna be here a while, aren’t we?

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