"Why is it that I am forced to sit on my knees at the Hunting Guild branch?"
the Hunting Guild Branch of the Forty‐second Ward
Theron sits upright on the hard floor there.
Stiff‐faced bastards surround me.
Theron doesn't seem to understand why this is happening.
Do you want to know why?
I can't help it. It's special this time.
"He made a very pleasant proposal."
"What!? I felt like I was pretty done...?"
I'm shocked by Theron's shocked expression.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
"May I ask you a question?"
Usse interrupts the conversation with a scary face.
That's a scary face... You're a handsome face.
"I'll allow you to ask questions.
"Proud of you... ...why are you here?"
"Because there's a mountain there!"
"Hey! It's indoors!"
"Then I would like to ask you, too, why have I been called here?"
asked Assunt, a cynical butamen.
"Because there's a mountain there!"
"...are you going to push me through with that to-day, Mr. Jillo?"
Ascent and other elite members gathered here all laugh bitterly.
The elite are Usse, Assent, Mormat, Umaro, Becko and Percy.
and I and Theron, who are sitting on their knees, face each other in the office of the Forty-second Division of the Hunting Guild.
a gathering of The Men
It's a very masculine picture, but this is fine this time. I dared to choose this line-up.
"Think of you as men, and I want you to make this unfortunate handsome man '
"Well... unfortunately, do you mean me?"
Who else?
Even high school students are limited to being a bastard and saying, "Some things are natural and cute." It's impossible to have a cute line past your mid-20s.
We should make a cooler decision.
"If it were true, I would have called Pompeo the Luxury, or Zenobios the Stylish, or something like that, but I can't bother the people of the other wards with the problems of the 42 wards."
In terms of dandyism, the two have more than a certain quality. If you're by far the best, you can admit it clearly.
`No, I'm afraid Alice: I'm a resident of another ward."
Make-up, sugar factory Percy says nonsense.
Residents of other wards...
"You live in a vacant lot by the chicken farm, don't you? You've been in it all the time."
Your time in the Forty-Second Ward is completely greater than your time in the Forty-Second Ward, isn't it?
The sugar factory is undoubtedly my sister's, right?
"If you don't mind, shall I give you a sheet of windscreen? Can you give me a discount?"
"Don't be a business man, Assunt,"
Seats in the open space... you're a complete homeless person.
"...depending on the price."
"Don't worry, Percy!"
Don't sit there. Go home, eh?
"And, Mr. Jiro," Why are the Oylas called?"
"Did you watch his proposal?"
"'Propose!'"
Unknowing the fact, Usse, Assent, Mormat, and Percy flock to Theron and give him a few words of praise.
"Have you made up your mind at last?"
"Congratulations,"
"I'll do it! I've reviewed it!"
"Ugh! I'm not sure! Just touch it!"
"Oh... I'm ashamed of myself."
"Don't praise me! And don't be shy!"
It's not such a warm party today!
It's a very strict "Han" party!
"That's no good at all! In fact, Wendy didn't know that it was a proposal!"
"Is that so?"
"No, you can guess by the air, but you haven't decided, 'Gut!'"
"Is it "Tap!" ...?"
That's it
Proposal is once in a lifetime. It has to be something that will remain in my mind for decades.
"When the proposal was decided to be "Gut!" the other girl... ...crying!"
"Are you going to cry!"
"I'm moved!"
And the tears... shine the most beautifully in the world.
"These tears must be the most beautiful sparkle in the world."
"Don't get angry when you have an opinion."
"Why!"
You Poemer fox!
You can't be bothered to say such a stinky line. I didn't say anything, so it's safe!
"Hero!"
Seron sits on his knees on the floor and looks at me seriously."What's wrong with you? Tell me, please.
No, where...
"Ah... first of all, don't you think it's inconsiderate to imitate exactly what people say?"
"... certainly. I was so longing for beautiful words... I was speaking in borrowed language."
Well, let's leave the beautiful words at this moment -- because you've tried to adopt 'cheers with yolk and white' once? Think twice about it, you know?Proposing a marriage in loan terms is still a dull thing.
Styles lack warmth instead of being taken out of proportion.
I want originality in the royal road, too.
"Therefore, I have gathered here some bastards who will give us their opinions of reference."
"Oh, hey, Jillo!"
Usse grabs me by the collar and pulls me around.
What's wrong with you? You're so close to me. It's disgusting. I'm afraid of my face.
"You... are you going to tell us how to woo a woman?"
"That's the way you would you expect it to be. You know very well, don't you?"
"Don't be silly! Can you do it? I'm so embarrassed!"
"What is the Hunting Guild?"
"What kind of place does Temae think the Hunting Guild is!"
Right? You're going to hunt, right?
"You're going to hunt cute girls with the power to hunt demons, aren't you?"
"I will!"
Usse's face turns red and yells like steam.
Even if it doesn't get that bad...
"Theron is now at a crossroads in his life. Please cooperate."
"It doesn't matter to us, does it?"
"What if Theron's proposal doesn't look good and the marriage fails? Will you be the daughter-in-law of Theron responsibly?"
"I see! I wish you would tell me!"
"Yasilo is still sixteen,"
"So what!? And don't call yourself by your name, it's disgusting!"
"... Oh, sorry. I'm seventeen."
"And you don't care!"
Womaro also opens his mouth with a puzzled expression, as if to support such an uncooperative Usse.
"Well, Mr. Jiro. In the first place, they only propose to their daughters when the aristocrats woo them, and the common people don't care that much about it."
"d*mn it!"
Other places! We're here!
If we don't let them start over here, the wrong proposal culture will prevail in the 42 wards.
It's kind of like a tundere or trendy drama... and both of them spread terrible rumors under the false perception that it's a 'Yasilo style.'
... by any means necessary to create a standard for the 42 wards, proposed by "someone but me."
"Shut up and follow me"-like, solid proposal.
We have to settle it down as something unrelated to me.
"What if Magda were first seen by some nobleman and proposed to her?"
"Oh, Javier! What do you do with Magda?"
... well, well... Javier, the Woodman, is the most likely suspect, for he is a serious Lolicon, but... stop wetting him, you know?"
"Are you looking with your fingers in your mouth?"
"I'm interrupting you! Of course I am I interrupting you?
"But what can you do?"
"... Ugh."
`Can you compete with someone who has expressed a good opinion of love, with the idea that a proposal is for a noble family?'
"Well, that's..."
Do you think a man can compete with a man who clearly says, "Marry me?"
Listen, you stupid men who expose their stupid faces.
No matter how much we like each other...
"Women want to be put into words, even if it's an obvious favor."
At my words, the people who were there gasped with satisfaction.
They seem to have never known such a natural thing before.
The scales are dripping from my eyes.
"When you're anxious, your heart shakes.........it's too late to rush after you lose it, isn't it?"
After a little provocation, Umaro stares at Usse with all his hair standing on end and bloodshot eyes.
"Hush! Tell me what you're going to say!"
"So why are you telling me!"
"Are you a hunting guildos?"
"Oh! That's not where the Hunting Guild is!"
Usse rips off his head irritably.
He's such a scary face, but he's such a good lover. in a frightening manner
"Percy is good at that, isn't he?"
"Huh!? Why am I doing this? Or, it's not funny! I'm serious!"
said Percy, making the most ludicrous counterargument.
I agree with you that you are single‐minded, but it's no use being told that your existence itself is flattering.
Well, you can do it first and make a big splash. It won't hurt anyone.
"All right, Percy," You set an example."
"Huh!? No way! I really don't understand!"
come to object to Percy's He talks as much about "how to distinguish a chick from a male and a female" as a fool, but doesn't he do what he tells him to do first? That's why monthly makeup costs put a strain on your life.`I mean, my pure love is not a show,'
a makeup tanuki that skips all the obvious things like that.
It wouldn't be worth sparing now after all that blatant stalking.
I glint and glint at Assault.
Their eyes meet and Assund lightly looks down. "I don't know what you're going to do, but I'll help you." Well, it seems that my intention has been conveyed. That's as good as I expected.
Well, I'll give you a big lift. . . .
"Is that what you mean? Is Percy saying, 'I'm so embarrassed that I can't show it to you?'"
"Hey!? Hey! Don't make fun of me!"
"But you're embarrassed, aren't you?"
"Don't be embarrassed! I'll show you the beautiful platonic love between me and Neferry! You'll all shed tears of emotion!"
Here he signs Assent.
bend one's fingers slightly with one's palm facing up It's a sign to "liven up."
"It would certainly be a dramatic story to deal with a wonderful woman like Mr. Neferry."
"Right!? You think so too!"
"Well, there's never been a better woman than that. Homely, mild and very feminine..."
"Oh, you're so amazing! I know! You have a good eye for it says.
Assent has done a good job of raising Percy.
I should give you another push here.
"And Assund would be thrilled if he were approached by Neferry, wouldn't he?
"Oh? ... oh, well, I don't think it's possible... he's a lovely person." I don't know what will happen, but... I mean, she probably won't deal with me. Well, I'm sorry to say that...
Percy's gaze sharpens, and Assund hastily glosses over it.
Pure love seems to make people look like murderers. I'm scared.
"But don't you think Percy needs some sort of sophisticated 'talks' to win over such a beautiful woman?"
"Well... if you say so, I suppose so."
"What do you think about practicing here.
"...I see. I'll try it a try?"
You're good job!
Assault's good performance led Percy. Don't do it!
"Well, then," You play the role of Nefer."
"'What!'
The rebuttal came from both Usse and Percy.
"Why should I do such a thing!"
"Mr. Neferry is not such a stern-faced bastard, my dear!"
However, this is also because the strange culture does not take root in the 42 wards...and eventually to dispel the damage caused by my reputational damage. If you don't force me to do it.
"All right, then, Uh-huh. Say something like a nefarious thing for now. Emotion is quite important."
"What did you say?"
"I don't care. Say what the Neferry might say."
"Yes,........."
Thinking with his arms folded and a sour face, Usse began to beat his hands.
"Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi."
"What's that merry move!? Are you making fun of Mr. Neferry!"
"Why!? She's not impressive at all!"
"What is a chicken woman!? Say it again as a chicken lady!"
"Almost the same!?
If you leave it up to these guys, they'll get dark because of stupid communication.
As there was nothing we could do about it, we decided to have Usse carry a piece of paper with the words "Neferry" written on it again. Usse doesn't say nothing. Percy was to propose to the paper Neferry.
"Ah, Mr. Neferry... ...what a fine day!"
"Oh, that's all right. Will you get right down to the subject?"
"Isn't it important to create an atmosphere? You don't know!"
Just by writing "Neferry" on the paper, you can clearly tell that you're tense.
I'm sure it'll be a long way off before he gets along with Neferry. Before that, even the man you like should be able to do it.
And after a great deal of embarrassment and thought, Percy's proposal... ...that's it!
"Ne, Mr. Neferry! Let's build a warm family together where eggs hatch!"
......wow!
"I see! I'll refer to it!"
"I'm sorry,"
Keep a nail in the glittering Theron.
Don't absorb any more strange knowledge. Listen only to good things and learn.for if you say to Wendy, "A warm house where eggs hatch," you'll only be regarded as a kyoton."
"That's what Percy is all about,"
"After all! Why? It's a warm home where eggs hatch!"
If you think it's OK, try it some day. You can see the future that asks, "What?"
"Well, let's hear the opinions of married people here. Assent. Next, you."
"No, I don't think this is..."
He must have expected to be dumped by himself. Assunt dodges my nomination.
"I wish you could reproduce what happened when you got married."
"In my case... I'm afraid I've been approached enthusiastically by my wife, and there's nothing I can refer to."
Assunt with a grin of triumph.
Do you think you can get away with that?
"Conversation
`--?!?'
A translucent panel appears in front of me, and Assund's eyes roll.
"Why... 'You don't think Assund would be thrilled if he approached you?' 'Oh, well, maybe you can't say that's not the case.'"
"... Uh, Mr. Jiro? What on earth..."
"Don't you want to let your wife have a conversation about it?"
"………………………… I've got that line for this... ...I wonder if I've lost my intuition... ...I can't believe I've noticed it by now."
Assundo seems to have intended to fish Percy, but my prey is all of you. No one's going to let you go now.
"... I see. I will do my best to help you."
As expected, Assund is a good walker in these places like this.
They probably prepared hand cards for the worst case scenario, while trying to avoid them as much as possible.
They respond to our demands without much trouble, without difficulty and without difficulty.
"Well, don't write "pig-in-law" on the paper."
"No... Ena, please."
Handing Usse a piece of paper with the words Ena written on it, Assunt faces it.
Then he utters his thoughtful words in a calm voice.
"I have accumulated enough money to support you. Please join me."
...hey. You've worked it out so that your words won't be misused.
If you knew Assundt's money‐laden behavior, you could say 'for you' or 'you're special' but... when other men say 'financial power' sounds like a negative image.
I don't like it, Assunt.
"That's a bad guy."
"Shall I get you a nice mirror?"
As soon as his role is over, Assund sits on the sofa.
From now on, it's nothing more than a spectator.
"Well, next time, Momat,"
"I don't do that, either.
"I've been made to do it myself, and if you don't do it for me... ...you might have to pay dearly for the ingredients to be sold to the 42 wards."
"Such a threat, Assunt!"
Well, with Assunt on this side, it's going to be easier for everyone to do.
Under Assault's threat, Mormat reluctantly stands in front of Usse.
Usse seems to have given up, and he's playing the opposite role.
"And how do you write your name?"
When Usse asks Mormat, Mormat stifles.
"Oh... no... that's...."
"In "Bertina,"
"No, wait a minute! I don't have that feeling about Sister, Jillo!"
"Then, in 'Estella,'"
"I longed to be the lord's daughter, not Estella!"
"...you're terrible,"
Now that you know that the lord's daughter is Estella, have you lost your longing?
Is Estella out of the question?
`Do you want to say that the milk that can be hollowed out doesn't even fall in love!'
"Don't tell me! Then I'll order 'estella'!"
"What... does Momat fall in love with Estella?"
"That's what you did, isn't it?
After all, Mormat, who is weak and unsteady on beautiful women, has no one to choose from.
I don't think he can get married...
Despite my worries, Mormat stands in front of Estella.
"Well, um... I don't really understand why this is happening... ...with me... ...you can't build a family where carrots are boiled?"
"It's hot, stupid crocodile!"
"Oh, it's my crocodile, isn't it?'
"Because! I can't be serious with Estella...!"
Momat is upset at my and Percy's protest.
Well, I didn't expect anything from him.
Even so, I can't find any words that might be helpful to Theron.
I think people in this city underestimate marriage.
"All right, Umaro and Becko, do it at the same time."
"Miscellaneous treatment!"
`What is your intention to do at the same time!'
I'm sorry. I'm getting a little tired of it.
I write down the name of the right person on Usse's paper.
"Magda of Giant Milk"
`It's a great mess!'
Oh my gosh!
Umaro is magda anyway, and Becko is fine with any big milk, isn't she?
Womaro and Becko staring at the written characters.
Did you imagine a giant milk magda in your mind? . . . . .
"...this is it,"
He seemed to be convinced.
Yeah. I wish idiots were simple.
"Then we'll all be together... What!"
"Magda-tan, even if it's a big breast, it's a real angel!"`You've done a great job of that giant breast, Mr. Magda!'
......it's just as I expected.
"Theron,"
"Yes,"
"It's something that didn't happen."
`It's a terrible thing!'
I receive paper and brushes from Usse with a sigh.
be beyond deserving
All of them are bad guys.
"That's why we've got a real hit. Nice to meet you, Usse."
"Am I going to do it, too? I thought I'd be exempt for the other person!"
The world isn't that easy.
Now, write down the name of his favorite guy.........
"Who is Mr. Usse going to be?"
"Don't you know Assault?"
"Mr. Usse, like me, is a big breast, and there are people who like him."
"Wait a minute, boys! That's not what he's going on.
...my pen stops.
That's right. Usse longs for a woman without knowing her place.
He always grinned hard in front of him.........frustrated.
"Do you know Yashiro? To Usse's lover."
"... well,"
I wrote down the name of the owner of the overwhelming explosion.
Then he shows the paper to Usse.
The letters written there...
Medra
"Well, you should propose.
"Can you do it?"
Usse, who had been complaining to the end, never uttered his proposal.
In the end, the proposal study group (tentative name) ended without any results.
Each of them went home, and I was sending Theron to the main street.
For some reason, Assunt is going out with me.
"It's a useless day,"
"No, hero. It was a meaningful time for me."
As I sigh, Theron smiles refreshingly.
His face, darkened by the setting sun, looked just a little dignified.
"Today, everyone was struggling to express their thoughts in their own words. I was so embarrassed that I was running away from thinking in my own words. I was reminded of that made me.
Theron straightens his back and bows his head deeply.
"Thank you very much for today," I can't say for sure when, but I'll tell Wendy this in my own words."
He looked up at me and saw no sign of deceit in his eyes.
He'll do it for me.
I feel that they will show us the new way of marrying in the 42 wards where we have been reborn.
"Oh, and then," Tell me anything about Wendy's family. I'll help you."
"Yes, thank you very much."
I'm going to see the timing and have Theron say we're going to greet Wendy's family.
There's no possibility Wendy won't like it, so she can't be too pushy. The timing is up to Theron.
So if Wendy really doesn't like it, we're going to think about the rest.
"Well, let's take our time,"
"Yes! Then, excuse me."
He waved his hand lightly and broke up with Theron there.
When I turned around to go home, Assund looked at me grimly.
... what? Are you mad that I got you on board and made you say a proposal?
"Mr. Jiro,"
"... what?"
"... again, I think you've got your nose in the sand."
"Is it troublesome?"
Well, yes, it can be a lot of trouble to interfere in other people's marriages...
"There's more than a little connection between Theron and Wendy," We were the ones who inspired them to get together... and we wanted to see them get married."
"I don't mind getting married." But if you wish to consult about Wendy's family...."
Assunt leaned back at me one step.
Then he whispered in his whisper.
"Remember that marriage between humans and the Beasts -- especially between insects -- is not very welcome."
"...what?"
My gaze glued to Ascent, who was slowly moving away.
I couldn't trust what I could hear clearly.
You might have wanted to think you heard it wrong.
"There are many things that you can't see in the 42 wards... in this town."
With such a meaningful remark, Assund went away.
I was dumbfounded for a moment as I stared at my distant back.
for he was convinced that Theron and Wendy's marriage would not be welcomed.
And it was a little depressing to see what had been faintly perceived surfaced... I see... I guess so."
There has never been a single tribe of beasts among the lords and nobles I have seen.