Jesus christ… I can't fucking sleep… And do you want to know why? Well… I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF MIA AND LUCY GOING FUCKING AT IT!
Lucy's moans are so loud, and their kinky talk is fucking turning me on! GODDAMMIT!
Plus, the worst part about this is that I was just about to leave as soon as I gathered my stuff from their room; I walked out the door and saw Lucy lickin' up Mia.
"*sigh*... Boyfriend… Boyfriend… I should just break up with him," I muttered as I was no longer really interested in him.
He was pretty hot in the underground city with his slim body and tattoos, but now a long-distance relationship isn't going to work out.
Plus, I think- no, I'm sure that he has already cheated on me.
"When will I find true love~" I sang to myself as I covered my ears with a pillow to try and drown out Lucy's moans.
And finally… after a few minutes, the moans stopped, so I removed the pillow from my head.
CLAP CLAP CLAP
"Oh, for fucks sake… Love~ What is love~ I want to find true love~," I continued to cope as I was a bit jealous of everybody's relationships.
They all had boys or girls that loved them and were sure they wouldn't cheat on them, but my type is all scumbags on the inside.
All of a sudden, Lucy had an earth-shattering moan, and I could also hear Mia moan a bit as well, and then the sexy time had stopped.
"Thank you, god, for stopping this torture," I muttered, a tear trailing down my face as I threw away the pillow and heard the both of them approach the bathroom.
"No problem, bro," I hear a voice call out to me.
"God?"
"What is it?"
"Oh, you're real?"
"No, this is just a dream, dumbass. Can't you hear I'm using your own voice,"
And upon hearing those words, I snapped my eyes open and writhed in bed a bit from the embarrassment of my dream.
After punching my head a few times, I left the bedroom with a bloodstain on my hair, and just as I was about to enter the bathroom, I glanced to the side… which I quickly ended up regretting.
I saw Lucy and Mia cuddling together in their onesies, both completely knocked out even though they should've been awake a few hours ago.
It was early in the morning but our internal alarm clocks should've already rung.
"Damn love birds," I muttered before washing my skin with the power of Zeus himself.
I scrubbed each and every molecule on my body, making sure no piece of dirt was stuck to my skin.
…
It is currently mid-day and we had just finished brunch at a diner that served some delicious pancakes and we scarfed down all of them.
Electra was even close to putting the place out of business but thankfully, she was content after a few stacks of fifty.
"I'll go this time," I suggest to the group as we stood in front of another massive building that poked through clouds.
"Sure, just make sure to not take forever like Nell here," Astra says, slapping Nell on the back of the head rudely, causing her to drop her ice cream.
"What did I ever do to you?" She asks Astra and her eyes were so pitiful that Astra clicked her tongue and immediately bought her new ice cream from a stand nearby.
Since nobody had any objections, I quickly entered the building and was greeted by a few extremely nice receptionists who handed me a coffee and asks what I was here for.
"A meeting with your boss," I responded and their faces switched off like a light switch.
SHING
A blast of killing intent was targeted directly at my neck but it was suddenly stopped at my skin, unable to pierce any farther.
Well, it's not like the assassin couldn't pierce my skin, but a thin layer of dense clear water coated my entire being.
The difference between my powers and Ethels' powers is pretty apparent as she creates and controls the water that has some light attributes, making her effective against monsters.
I on the other hand create and control water which I can increase the density of… and it can be so dense that the pressure is like that of the water at the bottom of the ocean.
Glug Glug Glug
A few bubbles appeared around me and the receptionists were confused but didn't underestimate them as they immediately jumped back… but it was too late.
BAM
They exploded, shooting a blast of water in all directions which smashed holes in each and every human around m.
"Hey! They got coffee in here!" I shout back at the girls and noticed Mia had already set up the illusion around the building.
Without her, we would've drawn tons of unwanted attention from citizens and possibly strong dungeon runners.
"Save some for us!" Ethel shouts back and I give her a thumbs-up before traversing my way through the building, slowly filling it up with dense water.
It was so dense that you'd feel like you were standing in ten times the normal gravity.
"Love~ What is love~ Love~ What is love~,"
I continued to sing the most relatable song in my life as I pranced up the skyscraper and cleared everything out.
The boss at the very top was pretty strong, and he even managed to land a few cuts on me with his scythe, but after a few minutes, I adapted to him and was able to quickly finish him off.
BAM
A bubble appeared in my hand and as soon as he swung his scythe, I just barely managed to duck out of the way and slammed it against his chin, causing his head to explode into a million pieces.
"Oh, that was bad manners of me," I muttered as I glanced at the fearful members who stood behind me.
The boss wanted to have some chivalrous battle or something and this is how it turned out.