Ch13 - Hou hou hou*

Editor: Waterlily- Overlord Shay

*shriek 

The next morning, Xue Yinshuang yawned as he walked out of his room and lazily made his way to the kitchen.

He rummaged through the refrigerator bleary-eyed, and took out the leftovers, then walked to the stove in his slippers.

 

 

It has been two months since he signed the contract, and he has finally done everything he has to do.

For Xing Yun, Xue Yingshuang felt that programmers could be used as an analogy. 

For a programmer, as soon as the computer he uses is taken out, the appearance is very cool. Taking it apart, the hardware is also top notch that insiders praise.

 

Looking at his inscrutable expression again, he thought he was going to write something that would change the world.

But one code line will only say hello world.

After pecking at the keyboard with his two fingers for a long time, there was really no progress, so he had to search on Baidu, and with reluctance finally copied and pasted the code to the same level.

 

As soon as he opened the fresh-keeping box containing the leftovers, Xing Yun came out of Xue Yingshuang’s room.

He walked silently behind Xue Yingshuang, and wherever Xue Yingshuang went, he followed. Xue Yingshuang was frying rice in front of the stove, and he simply hugged Xue Yingshuang from behind.

“Easy, your head is about to fall off.”

 

Although he was hugged all night last night, Xue Yingshuang was still not used to it. 

After the night activities were over, he asked Xing Yun to go back to his room to sleep. First, because it’s too early to get off work, and second is that he only focuses on work when he is working or doing overtime, but after it’s over, he is inexplicably in a bad mood and wants to be alone quietly.

He lay curled up in bed, unable to sleep after Xing Yun had left.

He felt Xing Yun enter his room again, and the sound of footsteps came to his bedside. Xing Yun said softly: “You should drink some water.”

Something touched his lip, it was a straw. He took a sip and found the water was still hot. 

Not only does this tyrant know how to prepare straws, he also knows how to boil water. While he was thinking this, Xing Yun climbed into bed again.

“I’m off duty.” Xue Yingshuang said sullenly.

“Overtime.” Xing Yun hugged him, “Twice the money.”

Xing Yun hugged him for a while, then got up and lay down on the other side, and the two faced each other. 

He thought Xing Yun was going to do something, but Xing Yun just hugged him and patted his back gently for a while.

For some reason, he calmed down again and fell asleep in a daze.

 

As for Xing Yun, holding this person is also a very strange experience.

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Although he realized it the night before yesterday, he didn’t expect his progress to be so fast. 

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Alas, impulsive.

As soon as he meets Xue Yingshuang, he always does impulsive things. 

But fortunately, holding Xue Yingshuang felt unexpectedly good.

This little stand-in, you are satisfied now, right?

Xue Yingshuang didn’t bother to cook today, so he made egg fried rice. When adding salt, his hand slipped, and there was too much added. The taste was not quite right.

However, Xing Yun ate extremely well, stuffed it into his mouth one piece after another, and said as he ate: “I can finally eat. Let me tell you, the bento these days is terrible, and the banquet food is also terrible. If it weren’t for you asking me to endure it, I wouldn’t be able to eat it at all.” 

As he said this, Xing Yun raised his eyes and looked at Xue Yingshuang: “Have you eaten well? Why are you losing so much weight?”

Xue Yingshuang didn’t notice his weight. He just studied and didn’t eat much in the past few days. Xing Yun got up and took the strawberry cake out of the refrigerator: “I bought this cake for you. Quickly eat it.”

Xue Yingshuang has never eaten a strawberry cake in his life. It looks so strangely beautiful. The strawberries are glistening bright red, sandwiched in the fine white cream, like rubies hidden in the clouds. Xue Yingshuang asked, “Why did you suddenly buy a cake?”

Xing Yun said, “I thought you would love it.” 

Xue Yingshuang clearly understood, and guessed that it was probably Mr. Bai that loves to eat cake, so Xing Yun seeing an object makes one miss its owner.

He ate a piece, nodded and praised: “It’s delicious.”

Seeing that he said it was delicious, Xing Yun was proud in his heart.

The last time he went home and bought strawberries, he saw Xue Yingshuang eat a few more, so he guessed that Xue Yingshuang liked to eat strawberries. Sure enough, he was right. 

Xing Yun handed over all the things he brought back for Xue Yingshuang. When he watched Xue Yingshuang carefully inspect them and put on his newly bought clothes, he suddenly felt strongly that he was right.

It was right not to send the puppy to Xue Yingshuang, and it was also right to compensate Xue Yingshuang with himself.

 

Of course, it was also right to sign a contract with Xue Yingshuang in the first place.

There’s nothing wrong with being impulsive. 

Xue Yingshuang embarked on a new phase of work.

In the past, Xue Yingshuang was worried that he had nothing to do at work and would slack off, but now he is no longer worried.

Although he was quite tired, Xue Yingshuang comforted himself that in this era of drifting and bitter loneliness, there is a peerless good gong with good hardware and software that is upgraded every day. He is willing to screw him and also give him money. This is clearly Xing Yun’s loss and his gain.

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This is a blessing. 

Of course, there are still some work troubles.

For example, Xing Yun’s self-control is very amazing.

Everything that Xing Yun does, has to be done before he starts another. After getting off work and eating every day, Xing Yun must go back to work in the study room first. If he doesn’t finish his work, he will never do anything else.

Xue Yingshuang thought to himself, with this amazing self-control, who will succeed if he doesn’t? 

The bad thing is that sometimes Xing Yun works late and starts night activities at 12:00am. In the end, they do overtime.

Xue Yingshuang was not alert when he discovered the overtime for the first time.

At that time, he only sighed that this guy’s software was upgraded too fast, and it was upgraded from three minutes to this all at once. How long has it been… wait! Xue Yingshuang was taken aback and turned to look at the clock.

The shift ends in ten minutes! 

Xue Yingshuang was very troubled. Did he remind Xing Yun now? Or wait a little longer?

According to Xing Yun’s current version, it should be resolved within ten minutes, so he might as well wait for a while.

But with one minute left, Xue Yingshuang realized something was wrong.

This guy suddenly updated to another version without saying a word! Without alerting the user, it was just updated! 

Xue Yingshuang looked at the clock, restless.

“Concentrate.” Xing Yun turned his head back, but Xue Yingshuang turned his head again like a spring, looking at the clock and trying to hint at Xing Yun.

 

However, Xing Yun did not respond.

Xue Yingshuang had a bright idea and incorporated the words “overtime pay” into his iambic voice. 

Xing Yun: “………..”

Finally, the user forcibly interrupted the update, and the version update failed.

He worked overtime late, and all he did during overtime was physical work, which caused Xue Yingshuang to sometimes not get up in the morning.

How can I make breakfast for Xing Yun if I can’t get up? 

He had no choice but to order takeout before going to bed. Anyway, when the original contract was signed, Xing Yun only asked him to prepare food, and didn’t say how to prepare it.

Xue Yingshuang got up quite early when he ordered takeout for the first time. He put the takeout in his own bowl and reheated it.

After eating that day, Xing Yun didn’t find anything wrong, but looked at Xue Yingshuang suspiciously, like he wanted to say something but stopped.

Xue Yingshuang guessed that he had never eaten KFC. 

But he got found out a few times.

Xue Yingshuang once worked overtime too late. When he opened his eyes, it was already 7:30am.

He hurriedly ran out of the room and saw Xing Yun’s terrible face in the kitchen, holding a bowl of KFC’s preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

“Mr. Xue, Xiao Xing helped you pick up the takeout.” Xing Yun said sympathetically, “Your KFC is here.” 

After that time, Xue Yingshuang has specially marked every time he orders takeout: Don’t ring the doorbell!!!!!! There are elderly at home who will be awakened!!!!!

Nevertheless, Xing Yun was not a fool, and he could tell who made the breakfast after a few times.

Xing Yun was angry, and he was about to become hostile. He wanted this presumptuous little stand-in to remember his duty clearly! Let’s see who is in charge of this family!

Xing Yun said critically: “You always let me eat takeout in the morning, are you going to do it or not?” 

“I want to do it, but don’t you have to work overtime until the middle of the night?” Xue Yingshuang, however, was very calm, “Either you don’t work overtime or you don’t eat breakfast. The boss is in charge, and I will listen to you.”

Xing Yun: “……………”

 

Xing Yun: “…don’t keep eating KFC, let’s change it up.”

In addition to the difficulty of making breakfast, Xue Yingshuang also found another difficulty in his new job. 

That is, he is too ticklish.

Even if he is ticklish, the point is that he can’t laugh.

There was a time when Xing Yun kissed him. It was too itchy, he couldn’t help but laugh.

Even if he laughed, he still laughed like a pig squeal. 

Even if the pig squealed, he squealed several times.

Even if it’s a few times, the main points still resound through the sky.

Hou Hou Hou, open his mouth and laugh at the clouds.

Xing Yun was directly laughed at by him. 

Xing Yun: “……………”

In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Xue Yingshuang hurriedly said, “In this situation, make an idiom.”

Xing Yun: “?”

Xue Yingshuang: “Moving.” 

Xing Yun: “……………”

 

Editor’s note: Xue Yingshuang: No software updates without user consent!

Xing Yun: Software updates are a must, homemade breakfasts not so much. 

 

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