Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Its been about 2 months since the hokage showed up out of nowhere for Naruto's birthday.

I would have called the whole thing cringey, but I don't know what kind of crazy thoughts old farts tend to have these days.

He probably is quite paranoid...but I can understand him to some degree.

I remember that in a Boruto flashback, that he was at one point the target for assassination for a brat about my age; who pretended to be just a regular brat to get him to drop his guard...not that it would ever work on a kage level shinobi! Gotta do what Momoshiki did to Sasuke's rinnegan! You gotta one-shot them! One-shot! Get them distracted and one-shot them!...it is the only way, or take one of their family member hostage, the way Naruto lost it and cried over Boruto's seemingly dead corpse...it will probably work on him.

But, going back to Hiruzen's case, like I said before it is understandable for the guy to act that way, he has more enemies than allies...shinobis are not to be trusted!

God knows how many more assassination attempts, he has experienced throughout his life.

Even his so-called best friend tried to assassinate him...probably more than once.

So, like I said...I can understand him a bit...only a bit

Still, it does not account for how much of a bad liar he turned out to be.

I thought I was a bad liar, but that guy is worse than me.

...I am not even sure what he wanted to gain from that day that was any different from what his ANBUs are telling him.

At this point if he suspects me...he truly should resign as hokage.

...regardless, if the top dog showed himself...it could probably mean that I am off the hook...?

It would make logical sense...the fact that I have not been killed off...is probably indication of that.

Thankfully, I have not seen or experienced any attempt from Danzo to contact me or kidnap me...I still don't really know if he will ever do it...but I have seen the anime...that guy sees everyone as a tool to be used and disposed when it is no longer needed...so, I can't help but feel a little paranoid.

...It is probably for the best. He must be occupied with getting everything ready to get rid of the uchihas.

Truly wish that  I could do something about that, but I can't even use chakra, have no way to protect myself and suicide isn't my thing.

Plus.

Who would listen to me? Nope!

Those guys are doomed!

Doomed!

Curse Indra, for not being able to let things go!(Seriously what kinda monster is he? He cursed his entire bloodline to fight over a 1,000 years...for what? For not being appointed successor by daddy? What was exactly Indra's job? It is not like he was a king or anything really...There was nothing stopping him to do whatever he felt like doing, right?...are curses even a real thing? Even the curse mark turned out to  not be a curse but DNA with some sort of sealing jutsu...I am probably thinking about things way too deep...)

....If that stupid filler story is to be believed...which I am not too sure about...in fact, I refuse to believe that things happened the same way as in the anime...key points of the story are probably true...but the overall imagery is probably fan fiction at best!...Indra with the same Mangekyou and everything as Sasuke...and Ashura inventing the rasengan...are they trying to say that Naruto and Sasuke are the purest reincarnations of Indra and ashura? Poor Madara and Hashirama...turns out you 2 were dollar store/ bootleg versions of your past selves...but given the fact that Kurama avatar can somehow resemble the Ashura avatar...maybe it is not all just tall tales.

However...None of that matters today.

Today is the day I plan on meeting Might Guy for the first time!

...It is not the first time I have met him, but it will be the first time he meets me!

Turns out with a bit of luck and waking up at impossible hours, meeting the green beast; is not that hard...catching him on the other hand is another thing altogether.

He is always training in and around the village doing weird things...the only trick, like I mentioned before is that you have to wake up early and figure out which route he might take on that particular day...That is where the luck portion comes to play. After, all that is said and done, catch him is the only thing left...sadly, it is the hardest part!...He is pretty fast and a one track moron who never even noticed me throughout my numerous attempts to talk to him.

-....hehehehe!!!

He truly hasn't met me! 

Because I don't give up!

I don't let things go!

Anything!

I refuse to be looked down upon or disrespected!

...Anyway, he was the best choice for giving me pointers...I actually don't want him to train me...I don't want to become a mini version of himself like poor brainwashed Lee. (Rest in peace)

However, it is undeniable that he is a powerhouse.

This is the guy...no pun intended... that Madara, f-ing  Uchiha Madara! Openly admitted that he was the better than him...in taijutsu, that is.

He is still, at the end of the day; a prideful Uchiha...only admitting defeat when there is no way for denial.

In Madara's case, a shattered ribcage did the trick. 

...Can't underestimate how much that guy loves to fight.

Which is a bit weird for someone who wants to get rid of all conflicts within the world...hypocrisy? W-What is that? 

...If Madara believes that you are good, then you truly are something else.

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That guy  flexed and called the kages weak!

Said he was bored by their antics, not many people can flex on all 5 kages and survive to laugh about it...but now that that I think about it... they truly are weak!

Not the best generation of Kages...that's for sure.

None of them won a single decisive battle in the war arc...how, how did I miss that?!

When you put them near Pain, Itachi those guys are kind of a joke...even Onoki with his one kill move... killed...no one?

B-but maybe they just were unlucky, Madara is a frigging monster!

Even cut the grand daughter of his ex in half! All to prove of how much of bastard he was! He truly is a weird old man. No wonder Tsunade's speech in Boruto badmouthing him and Obito was so savage, even though they were somewhat victims as well.

She must have been butt-hurt still...I know that I'd be!

Such a level of douche baggery is an art.

And I would definitely have bet on him and sided with him in the future, but black zetsu is a thing and that guy is a total mystery...besides being the biggest mama's boy to ever live.

Plus, he can take over other people bodies... how do you fight against that?!

He is like Baby from GT.

Or a shittier version of majin buu, but even that is already op enough.

Now that I exist in this story, I need to stay off his radar as much as possible.

At least, until I can find a way to counter, seal or imprison him. 

Also, another reason as to why I don't want to side with Madara, is that being eaten by a tree monster is not something I'm too hot about.

It's just overall not a great plan, I feel that age and loneliness may have made him crazy...crazy enough to start following the plans written in a stupid 1,000 years old rock tablet...you have to be a bit deranged to actually go through wit-!

-Ooooohh!!!!!!!(???)

While I was hiding in a bush.

A loud man.

That was yelling something and was advancing quite fast, passed me by.

He was running upside down.

In other words, he was using his hands instead of using his feet like a normal person.

-(Shit!)

He was so fast, that by the time I realized what was happening; he was already very far ahead of me.

-(The fck?! There is no way a jounin wouldn't detect a 5 years old hiding in the bushes...so...he ignored me! *nerve*)

Needless to say, that makes me angry!

...But I have no time for that!

Gotta follow him quick!

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-2 hours later-

-*cough* wait! *cough* *cough*

-Hm?...Who are you boy? Do you need something? (Guy)

After a very long time and a very dangerous wild chase I had finally somehow managed to catch up with the man wearing green tights, but being too exhausted by the trip...I could barely say anything.

...maybe...maybe this was a mistake.

 

chapter end

 

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