Lin Da Tian and Tian Da Da had packed their luggages and sat down at the table to watch the live broadcast together. Lin Da Tian happily brought out the fries and fried chicken that he had prepared long ago, he decided to have a good relationship with the agent of the opposing family and develop a close and long lasting friendship in the future.
The moment he turned on the live broadcast, the first image Lin Da Tian saw was Cai Ke Ke walking in through the door, the smile on his face instantly stiffened and he couldn’t help but curse in his heart.
Lin Da Tian stared at Cai Ke Ke in the live broadcast angrily, biting the fries in his mouth fiercely, he couldn’t help but pray silently in his heart, god, Xin Nan1 is willing to eat french fries for a month, just ask this Cai Ke Ke to disappear from my in front of my kid!
Since the appearance of Cai Ke Ke, the pop-ups has been noisy.
[I thought it was a big name, but he’s actually so late, if we’re talking about seniority, Cai Ke is the latest of these guests to debut.]
[Everyone is waiting for him, is this to get attention? Nowadays, newcomers don’t want to study their acting skills, they want to be opportunistic.]
[The mosquitoes that persistently suck my Yuan Bao’s blood are at it again, is he addicted to making things upside down2?]
No matter how much the others are tearing each other apart, Cai Ke Ke’s fans and CP fans can’t help but start to rejoice.
[Ke Ke and Yuan Yuan are in the same frame! It’s been a long time since my Ke Ke and Yuan Yuan have been in the same frame, I’m so happy, thanks to the ‘Happy Hahaha’ crew! I’m going to start the reposting lottery.]
[I heard that before the show started recording, all the guests were kept secret, no one knew who the guests were except for the show’s crew, so it must be because of this that the entertainment company failed to continue suppressing it and gave ‘Ke Yuan’ the chance to be in the same frame. My idol’s tough love, I must protect them properly.]
[Upstairs has a disease that needs to be cured, it’s been clarified hundreds of times, our Yuan Bao and your family don’t have any relationship, it’s just an ordinary senior and junior.]
[Will no relationship have so many identical models? How many times have they eaten together? The two main people have been secretly showing their love, can you stop pretending to be blind?]
[I see the one who is blind is upstairs. Tang San Yuan has clarified the situation several times. Even this passerby knows, can you not pretend that you didn’t see.]
[Exclusive fan is more noble than a CP fan? We are all fans, who is superior to who, it’s so hard to be a CP fan.]
[You can fan CP, but amuse yourself in a small circle3, do you know or not?]
……
While the comments were tearing up, Cai Ke Ke burst into a flower-like smile at Tang San Yuan, “San Yuan Ge, you’re also a guest on this variety show? That’s great, why didn’t you tell me earlier, if I had known you were coming too, I would have taken your ride over.”
He bowed his head slightly and pretended to be a little shy, his voice was a little sweeter, “But I’m really happy and surprised to see you here all of a sudden.”
He said and lifted his head with soft eyes to give Tang San Yuan a look, the meaning of his words were as if Tang San Yuan wanted to give him a surprise and that’s why he didn’t tell him in advance.
Even the sisters Ji Mei and Ji Li could not help but give them an extra glance, their eyes darting ambiguously between them.
Tang San Yuan coughed lowly and hurriedly clarified, “I didn’t know who the guests for the recording were before.”
Cai Ke Ke didn’t flinch in the slightest, smiling even more gently and sweetly, “That means that you and I are fated, San Yuan Ge, there are so many variety shows, and we just happened to meet in one, isn’t that fate……”
He finished and once again looked at Tang San Yuan with affection.Tang San Yuan got goosebumps from being looked at by Cai Ke Ke, he couldn’t help rubbing his arms, sighing silently in his heart. This is the master of frying CP ah! Black can be said to be white, and responds quickly, and is full of self-explanatory ability. Tang San Yuan decided to learn properly from Cai Ke Ke.
Gu An stared at Cai Ke Ke for a while, a pair of black eyes flickered and darkened, unable to distinguish between joy and anger. The hand he had placed behind Tang San Yuan suddenly moved to Tang San Yuan’s shoulder and he asked in a gentle voice: “Are you cold?”
He said with his eyes still fixed on Cai Ke Ke, the dark pupils seems to be condensed with a thin layer of frost, the raised corners of his eyes looked somewhat provocative.
“Not cold……” Tang San Yuan shook his head slightly and very cooperatively did not avoid Gu An’s hand, the heat from Gu An’s palm penetrated his body through his thin clothes with a slight warmth, his heart could not help but be a little glad that he had Gu An’s cooperation this time, otherwise he wouldn’t have known how to resist Cai Ke Ke’s attack if he were alone.
Cai Ke Ke was first stunned for a moment, then looked at Gu An, then looked at Gu An’s hand resting on Tang San Yuan’s shoulder. After a moment of contemplation, his face quickly changed to a crying expression, and the action of turning his face sideways was very large, he almost cried out on the spot.
Tang San Yuan: “……”
Gu An: “……”
Although Cai Ke Ke didn’t say anything, the expression on his face portrayed the bitterness so well that the pop-up screen already had fans jumping out to feel sorry for him.
[Poor Ke Ke, this is jealousy right?]
[What’s with Gu An’s anyhow touching shoulder, can’t you see that the main master is there? Although one is an Alpha and one is a Beta, but you should also be careful to keep your distance.]
[What is upstairs blindly saying, how did Cai Ke Ke a blood sucking mosquito become the main master, did our Yuan Bao agree?]
[Carrying An An away, resolve your CP conflicts yourself, it has nothing to do with us, who dares to climb on our idol, don’t blame me for being impolite.]
[I don’t care, this is obviously sugar ah! You guys look, how distressed Tang San Yuan’s expression in his eyes are, if it wasn’t for the pressure of the company, he would definitely rush over and take Cai Ke Ke into his arms now.]
[Upstairs is really blind, Yuan Bao’s expression in his eyes is clearly naked dislike!]
[Upstairs is really blind, that look in Yuan Bao’s eyes is clearly naked dislike!]
Cai Ke Ke looked at the sky at a 45 degree angle and blinked gently, as if tears would not flow down that way.
……Acting is good, a little too exaggerated.
Tang San Yuan couldn’t bear to look directly, so he picked up a strawberry and ate it.
After a while, Cai Ke Ke finally took a break from his self-directed and self-acted bitter drama, gently wiped the corners of his eyes which had nothing, bent down and gave a bow to everyone, apologising aloud: “Sorry seniors, the car broke down halfway through today, that’s why I came a little late, I’m really sorry to make you seniors wait for me, I’ll cook later to make it up to you. ”
No one knew whether his car had really broken down or he had deliberately come late to get the viewers’ attention but since it was live, no one would bother to find out whether it was true or not and they all smiled and waved their hands to show that it didn’t matter.
Hearing that he was going to cook, Ji Li couldn’t help but let out a cheer and touched her stomach, “It’s great that someone is willing to cook. I’m already hungry.”
Cai Ke Ke smiled modestly, “Actually, I don’t know how to cook either, but for the sake of all the seniors, I’ll definitely try my best!”
What a positive youth ah.
Everyone joked and laughed for a few moments and the atmosphere looked a little more harmonious than it had earlier.
Ji Mei glanced at her pretty nails, then ruffled her long curly hair and spoke, “Since everyone has arrived, shouldn’t we assign the rooms?”
Everyone nodded, there were no further instructions from the programme team yet and they were idle, so it was indeed time to divide up the rooms.
Yue Le Feng smiled and said, “Mei Mei Jie, you two sisters are girls, you choose first.”
Ji Mei did not push back and nodded graciously and said, “I just had a look around, there are three rooms on the second floor, my sister and I will take the one on the far left, that one has a small cupboard for dressing, it is just right for us.”
The others naturally had no problem with it and agreed.
Ji Li smiled sweetly and showed her little dimples, “Me and my sister’s room has been decided, how will you guys stay?”
“I’ll stay with San Yuan Ge.” Cai Ke Ke immediately said impatiently, sitting beside Tang San Yuan in a flash and grabbing his arm.
What a perfect opportunity to fry CP! He absolutely couldn’t let it go!
If he could stay in the same room with Tang San Yuan, cover the camera with something at night, and the next day just find a way to leave a little trace of him on Tang San Yuan’s bed, it would be hard not to be in the hot search!
The more Cai Ke Ke thought about it, the more beautiful it became, and he thought he could use this opportunity to increase his followers by hundreds of thousands again.
Tang San Yuan was about to cry, Lin Da Tian, are you asking me to to do CP or are you asking Cai Ke Ke to continue messing with me!
From the moment Cai Ke Ke walked in just now, he found out that there were six guests in this variety show, two Alpha, two Beta and two Omega, the program team clearly wanted them to assign rooms according to their attributes!
Tang San Yuan wanted to cry but had no tears, he could already predict that if he stayed with Cai Ke Ke tonight, what kind of bloody storm will be on the internet again, and his relationship with Cai Ke Ke might not be washed away even if he jumped into the Yellow River4.
Moreover, no matter how much he and Gu An grasped the opportunity to fry cp during the filming of this variety show, there was not as much opportunity to fry cp as living in the same room ah.
Lin Da Tian, who was watching the live broadcast, was already hugging Tian Da Di and bawling his eyes out, this unlucky programme team, his little sheep was going to have his wool sheared by Cai Ke Ke again!
Tian Da Di stiffly patted his back, then picked up a French fry and fed it to his mouth. Lin Da Tian gave a cry, sniffed, and then bit into the fries bit by bit.
Tian Da Di: “……”
Yue Le Feng reacted to the programme team’s intention and couldn’t help but get a little excited, he and Gu An were both Alphas, so he was going to share a room with his idol? Then could he ask for an autograph close by? It better be a ‘To’ signature! His eyes shone brightly as he looked at Gu An, revealing a bit of childishness.
Gu An looked at him lightly and spoke with a slightly cold voice, unceremoniously rejecting Cai Ke Ke’s proposal just now, “Won’t do.”
“Why?” Cai Ke Ke pretended to look aggrieved, pulling on Tang San Yuan’s arm and not letting go, saying coquettishly, “I want to sleep with San Yuan Ge.”
Tang San Yuan tried to pull his arm out, but Cai Ke Ke looked weak, but his strength was not small, so Tang San Yuan couldn’t pull it out after a while.
Gu An’s eyes looked at Cai Ke Ke, and he raised one corner of his mouth, and a smile of unknown meaning bloomed.
Cai Ke Ke back was cold, before he could react, he saw Gu An move, Gu An first followed his example, pulled Tang San Yuan’s other arm, then rubbed against Tang San Yuan’s shoulder, “Ying ying ying, people is afraid of the dark, Le Le is too young, I’ll be afraid sleeping with him, too little sense of security, I want Xiao San Ge to accompany me, then I’ll dare to sleep. ”
Tang San Yuan: “……”
Cai Ke Ke: “……”
The room was instantly quiet, Ji Mei looked like she had seen a ghost, could no longer care about her image, her mouth was open as big as an egg.
Yue Le Feng stared with both eyes and covered his heart with pain, is this how my idol……looks like in private?
The fans on the pop-up screen were just as confused as Yue Le Feng:
[This is still my cold, indifferent, unruly An An?]
[Is my idol possessed? Or did the opposing family threaten him? Where is my 30 metre sword?]
[An An ah, blink if you’re kidnapped, mummy’s coming to rescue you!]
……
Seeing this scene Lin Da Tian felt relieved, biting into his fries while laughing and patting Tian Da Di’s shoulder: “Gu Tian Wang5 is desperate enough to fry CP ah!”
Tian Da Di looked at the heartless Lin Da Tian with a complicated face, pursed his lips and did not say anything, but with a little compensation mentality, he pushed the portion of fries in front of him to Lin Da Tian as well.
Lin Da Tian was particularly moved, “Brother, you’re loyal enough!”
……
Ji Mei finally reacted and couldn’t help but groan with red lips, very disgustedly tilting her head to the side, while Ji Li had been concentrating on nibbling on the fruit since just now.
Tang San Yuan barely maintained his composure, trying to keep the task of frying CP going, Cai Ke Ke’s whole body stiffened in shock by Gu An, the force on his hand slackened a bit, he smoothly drew out the arm held by Cai Ke Ke, reached out to hold Gu An’s hand, patted it soothingly, his voice gentle, “Don’t be afraid, I’ll keep you company.”
“Mm, Xiao San Ge.” Gu An nodded and blinked his eyes in a very touching way, then turned his head to Yue Le Feng and said in a light voice, “Le Le, is it okay if you go sleep with Cai Ke Ke?”
Yue Le Feng still maintained the shocked appearance of the idol’s disillusionment, turned his head and was stunned by the speed of his idol’s change of face, froze for a moment before reacting and said ‘ok’.
Everyone is a man anyway, and Beta is not affected by pheromones, so Alpha and Beta will have no problem living together.
The assistant director of the programme outside the venue couldn’t help but frown and asked the director next to him, “This isn’t what we envisaged, should we go in and stop it?”
They originally wanted Tang San Yuan and Cai Ke Ke to live together, and Gu An and Yue Le Feng to live together. After all, Tang San Yuan and Gu An were opposing families and it was inconvenient to live together, while Tang San Yuan and Cai Ke Ke were extremely hot CPs, living together could hype up the conversation and raise the heat of the variety show incidentally.
The director slapped him on the top of the head, “Stop what stop? The two biggest topic figures are willing to live together, that’s something we can’t even ask for.”
The director’s eyes lit up as he looked at the screen, “This is the kind of hot spot that can really ignite!”
With the popularity of Gu An and Tang San Yuan and the opposing relationship between the two’s fans, if they live together, the fans will be worried that their idol will be aggrieved and will definitely keep an eye on the live broadcast. If there is any small friction between Tang San Yuan and Gu An, the fans will definitely tear up the hot search.
When Cai Ke Ke heard Gu An’s arrangement, he immediately opened his mouth to retort, but before he could say anything, Gu An had already murmured6 again and laid back on Tang San Yuan’s shoulder, looking at him with fearlessness.
Tang San Yuan peeled a lychee and personally fed it to Gu An’s mouth, Gu An hooked his lips and smiled, “Thank you, Xiao San Ge.”
Cai Ke Ke: “……” So angry.
melon: feels good seeing how Gu An handles Cai Ke Ke
Also FYI, not sure if it’s related, but 圆宝 (yuán bǎo) is homonymous with 元宝(yuán bǎo) which means ingot.
Not quite sure how to translate this, what he says is 信男 (xìn nán) which I’m guessing is from 善男信女 (shàn nán xìn nǚ) but the characters 男 & 女, which means man and woman respectively, has been swapped. This is a Buddhist term that is used to refer to good men and women who seek refuge in Buddhism. Later, it generally refers to men and women who believe in Buddhism.
倒贴 (dào tīe): means that someone who was supposed to receive ends up paying instead
圈地自萌 (quān dì zì méng): an internet slang, refers to entertaining oneself in a small circle and indulging in one’s own hobbies.
跳进黄河也洗不清 (tiào jìn huáng hé yě xǐ bù qīng): can’t wash clean after jumping into the Yellow River. It is a common saying that it is difficult to get out of the way and avoid suspicion.
天王 (tiān wáng): heavenly king
嘤咛 (yīng níng): the sound a woman makes with a clear delicate voice when she’s shy. Idk how to translate it lol