Everyone has changed their clothes and gone out to pluck lotus roots, only Gu An and Tang San Yuan have nothing to do.
There was no need to start preparing dinner right away, so Gu An was sunbathing on a lounger, his head lazily resting on his hands.
Tang San Yuan ran off to play with the dog. Cai Ke Ke was right, he does like small animals.
He heard the director say that the dog in the yard was called Xiao Ben1 and had been washed clean by Cai Ke Ke, his brown fur was shiny and smooth in the sun, and he looked cute and lively, he liked it as soon as he saw it.
Tang San Yuan fed it some dog food and it became familiar with Tang San Yuan in no time, circling around him.
Tang San Yuan was so amused by it that he could not help but giggle, Xiao Ben wagged his tail and rushed over to lick Tang San Yuan, but Tang San Yuan laughed and dodged and was thrown to the ground by it.
Tang San Yuan’s movements suddenly gave a pause and he stroked him soothingly, then looked up and looked around, feeling that there was an unspoken line of sight on him.
The director’s team were all busy with their own work, and no one was looking at him.
Gu An was lying on a lounger on the steps with his sunglasses on, his aura was getting colder and colder, Tang San Yuan could not see his expression, but he should be sleeping.
Maybe it was just an illusion, Tang San Yuan withdrew his eyes and continued to play with Xiao Ben.
Under the sunglasses, Gu An squinted his eyes, warmth slipped through his vision and the corners of his mouth curled up.
It wasn’t until the sky was dark that Tang San Yuan parted with the Xiao Ben, went inside, took a shower, and then helped Gu An to cook…… well, actually tasting.
Tang San Yuan ate and ate, and found that Gu An made all the dishes he likes to eat. Not sure if it was a coincidence, but he carefully recalled that the dishes Gu An made at noon also seemed to be ones he likes to eat, seems like it was indeed not a coincidence, Gu An did make these dishes for him.
He couldn’t help but be a little touched, he had to say……Gu An has really done his homework in order to fry CP!
He also had to work harder too.
Tang San Yuan looked down and reflected for a while, stood up and followed Gu An’s previous pattern, picked up a freshly cooked cheesy shrimp roll and fed it to Gu An’s mouth, his cheeks slightly red as he said, “You try it……”
Gu An shore movement paused for a moment, looked at Tang San Yuan, then opened his mouth and ate the cheese shrimp roll, licked the corner of his lips and smiled, “It’s really sweet.”
Tang San Yuan froze for a moment, wasn’t this shrimp cheese flavoured? How could it be sweet?
[You guys quickly come and see, Yuan Bao was teased and still doesn’t know, his eyes are rounded and he looks so confused, it’s really too cute!!! I want to put him in my pocket and steal him!]
[Ao ao ao, dog abuse, is this the legendary sour smell of love? I’m so sour! Today is also lemon essence.]
[Why is other people’s live broadcast rooms all joking, when you open these two, they are all pink bubbles, could it be this is this some kind of love show?]
[Where are the CP fans who shouted ‘Ke Yuan’, this is the real sugar ok? 】
[Heh…what do you know upstairs, San Yuan is here to protect Ke Ke, he deliberately fried CP with other people and disturbed the line of sight. This is well planned2.]
[Yeah, didn’t you guys see Ke Ke just say on air that he was going to find the biggest, tastiest lotus root and bring it back for San Yuan to eat? The secret poke is the real sugar, the ones that are out in the open are just pretending, for the sake of the show’s buzz.]
[Is upstairs toxic? Can’t you wake up? Your ‘Ke Yuan’ is the fake, can you stop deceiving yourselves.]
……
As the pop-ups raged on, the others finally pulled the lotus roots back, carrying bamboo baskets, each one tired and dusty, and only when they saw a large table of dishes did they come to life, cheering and blowing a string of rainbow farts to Gu An.
What’s more touching than coming home to a hot meal after a hard day’s work!
They wanted to cry, they all can’t wait and ran upstairs to take a shower, trying to get down to dinner as quickly as possible.
Cai Ke Ke carried the bamboo basket on his back, although he wanted to rush to take a bath immediately, but he did not forget the responsibility of frying CP. He put down the bamboo basket and took the lotus root in front of Tang San Yuan as if offering a treasure, “San Yuan Ge, I specially plucked this for you, it’s especially big and must be delicious.”
Gu An faintly glanced at the lotus root in his hand and gave a low snort of laughter.
Cai Ke Ke had no reason to feel weak, “What are you laughing at?”
Gu An hooked up one side of his lips, looked up at him, and said in an unhurried voice, “Xiao San Ge is allergic to eating lotus roots, don’t you know that?”
Tang San Yuan gave Gu An a somewhat surprised look, he had never said anything about his allergy to the public, basically only people around him knew about it, how could Gu An know about it?
Cai Ke Ke’s movements froze, his hand holding the lotus root was neither up nor down, he gave Gu An a stern look, then turned his head to look at Tang San Yuan for confirmation, “San Yuan Ge, is what he said true ?”
Tang San Yuan withdrew his gaze and nodded coldly to Cai Ke Ke, “En, I can’t eat lotus roots, I’ll get a red rash.”
Cai Ke Ke awkwardly put the lotus roots back into the bamboo basket, he had said on air this afternoon that Tang San Yuan liked lotus roots the most, so he was going to pluck them for Tang San Yuan, and now……is there something more humiliating than this?
The live broadcast has long been a sea of ridicule, while the ‘Ke Yuan’ CP fans are as quiet as chickens and can only lie flat and let the ridicule take its course.
[Tsk tsk tsk, here comes the face slapping, upside down hammer, can Cai Ke Ke have some shame?]
[Let me see who still dares to say that ‘Ke Yuan’ is true love, doesn’t even know that Yuan Bao is allergic to eating lotus root, could he be trying to poison my Yuan Bao to death?]
[The so-called ‘true love’ does not understand Yuan Bao as well as the opposing family, I feel ashamed for him, if he dares to suck my Yuan Bao’s blood, I’ll swat him like a mosquito and swat him on the beach.]
[But how did Gu An know that Yuan Bao is allergic?] I’ve been a fan of Yuan Bao since his debut and I don’t know, and secretly telling you that all the dishes that Gu An made today are all food that Yuan Bao likes to eat.]
[I seriously doubt that the reason why Gu An is willing to cook is for the sake of Yuan Bao.]
[Upstairs started again, saying it again, reject CP, everyone is just friends, repeat three times, focus on your own family, focus on your own family, focus on your own family!]
……
The pop-ups were getting lively, and Cai Ke Ke froze for half a day before finally reacting.
He hurriedly said in a deliberately vocal manner, “San Yuan Ge, when we eat together, every time I order, I always order a glutinous rice lotus root, how come you didn’t even tell me that you are allergic to eating lotus roots, if I had known that you can’t eat lotus roots, I would have definitely not eaten it either.”
Tang San Yuan: “…… “Cai Ke Ke always had a way of making things ambiguous and misleading, letting people misunderstand.
When he first met Cai Ke Ke, he didn’t know about Cai Ke Ke’s love of hype and only treated Cai Ke Ke as an ordinary junior, so he had dined with Cai Ke Ke a few times.
At that time, Cai Ke Ke did order glutinous rice lotus roots, it was just that there were so many dishes on the table and he was fine eating other dishes, so he didn’t say anything about his allergy to eating lotus roots, but now that Cai Coco said it in such an ambiguous way, it was as if he was forcing himself not to say anything because he felt sorry for Cai Ke Ke.
Hearing Cai Ke Ke’s words, the ‘Ke Yuan’ CP fans immediately became active:
[San Yuan can even put up with allergies for Ke Ke, if it is not true love then what is it? Indeed, the CP I fan is the sweetest!]
[Shhh, we just eat sugar secretly, only we understand how sweet ‘Ke Yuan’ is, do not need other people’s approval, let alone make it public, we must protect ‘Ke Yuan’ properly, lest the company continues to suppress them and prevent them from being in the same frame.]
[Today is also a day of sugar, let the sugar come harder! Ke Yuan Ke Yuan! It can definitely be complete3!
[Upstairs can you shut up? Learn about amusing yourself in a small circle4?]
[Can the opposers5 shut up, we’re talking our own, it’s none of your business!]
……
Tang San Yuan was speechless for a moment and opened his mouth with a cold expression to explain, “At that time, I also ordered many dishes that I like to eat, those dishes are already enough for me, that’s why I didn’t say anything, you don’t think too much about it.”
“I understand……San Yuan Ge, you do not need to explain……” Cai Ke Ke sweetly finished, eyebrows with spring glanced at Tang San Yuan, an appearance of everything is in silence6.
Tang San Yuan: “…… ” What do you understand?
Gu An sat next to them and suddenly sneered, his gaze sunken and cold as he looked at Cai Ke Ke: “It’s just a plate of food, Xiao San Ge is not so poor that he has to stop you from even ordering one more dish that he doesn’t eat, after all, it’s only right for seniors to be generous to their juniors.”
Gu An said as if he was dismissing a beggar, Cai Ke Ke was so angry that his face turned red and he couldn’t help but glare at Gu An angrily.
He paused for a moment and suddenly changed his expression and looked at Tang San Yuan pitifully and said, “But people7 doesn’t know that San Yuan Ge doesn’t like to eat lotus roots ma8, people’s hand is swollen from plucking lotus roots for San Yuan Ge today, San Yuan Ge, look, it hurts so much……”
Tang San Yuan looked down at his hand, only the palm was a little red, but the swelling was not visible at all.
Even if you’re not doing it for me, you still have to follow the program’s requirements to pluck the lotus root, okay!
Before Tang San Yuan had a chance to retort, Gu An didn’t hold back this time and puffed out a laugh.
His laughter was so loud that it was hard to ignore it, and the bitter atmosphere that Cai Ke Ke had managed to create with difficulty was instantly gone.
His face darkened and he looked at Gu An and asked through gritted teeth, “What are you laughing at again?” Could you be quiet for a moment?
Gu An looked at him and said slowly, “You just said that you had eaten with Xiao San Ge many times before, since you have eaten together so many times before, how did you not notice that Xiao San Ge doesn’t eat lotus roots? Either you have eaten together too few times, or you simply don’t care about Xiao San Ge, that’s why you didn’t notice.”
Cai Ke Ke’s face turned white with anger for a moment, his mouth opened for half a day but no words came out, after Gu An said this, he will be wrong to say that he often ate with Tang San Yuan, and he will also be wrong to say that he didn’t eat with Tang San Yuan often, he finally knew what it meant to slap his own mouth and be unable to defend himself!
The ‘Ke Yuan’ CP fans are wailing: Please give us back our candy!
A good candy, Gu An, you turned it into glass pieces for us, and it pierced our hearts you know!!!
Cai Ke Ke barely managed to gather up the collapsed expression on his face and was about to explain a few words when Gu An waved at Tang San Yuan, white lotus entering his body once again , “Xiao San Ge, come here quickly and stay away from that person who doesn’t care about you at all, lest he gives you some strange things to eat again, maybe he’s deliberately trying to poison you.”
Cai Ke Ke: “……” I didn’t! Don’t talk nonsense!
melon: HAHAHA Gu An’s face slapping is gold! Ke Ke is one thing but his CP fans are so damn annoyingly blind too. Can’t wait till Gu An finally puts ‘Ke Yuan’ down.
Also the little hamster Xiao San that my sis took in has went home last night when I was sleeping.
小笨 (xiǎo bèn): lit. little/small stupid
用心良苦 (yòng xīn liáng kǔ): an idiom, means to plan something very carefully, as a predicate, object or definite article; to have an ulterior motive.
可以圆满 (kě yǐ yuán mǎn): can be complete, it comprises of the CP name ‘Ke Yuan’
圈地自萌 (quān dì zì méng): an internet slang, refers to entertaining oneself in a small circle and indulging in one’s own hobbies.
杠精 (gàng jīng): internet slang, refers to a person who often gets pleasure from arguing with others, a person who always sings the opposite, or a person who deliberately holds opposing views when arguing.
means that no words are needed to express the meaning.
again the coquettish self appellation
doesn’t mean anything, just more coquettishness to give you more goosebumps