Chapter 01 - Writing a Diary Will Make You Stronger
“I love this world deeply, but for your sake, I’m willing to destroy it.”
Jiang Mu closed his eyes and let ten thousand swords slice his body.
Finally, he died a tragic death.
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“Patriarch, it’s time to get up for the medicinal bath.”
A woman’s voice rang in her ears.
The cold tone was so familiar.
Was it Rong’er calling me?
Jiang Mu slowly opened his eyes.
What caught his eyes was the ancient and fragrant house.
There was also a servant girl, Ding Nanrong.
She was dressed in a loose purple robe and skirt, her long, slightly disheveled hair falling casually to her waist as she looked at Jiang Mu with an expressionless face.
The familiarity of it all made Jiang Mu a studder inwardly.
No pass? Another reincarnation?
Damn it, dog system!
He cursed in his heart before sitting up and instructing Ding Nanrong.
“Rong’er, prepare the medicinal bath.”
“Mhm.”
After Ding Nanrong left, Jiang Mu called the system directly.
“System, say it, what’s going on?”
“Didn’t I finish the novel’s plot.”
“Why isn’t it clear yet?”
“I need an explanation.”
[Master, I’m sorry.]
[But you, as the villain, changed the heroine’s persona due to your last line before you died, causing her to fall in love with you, which in turn caused her to kill the hero.]
[So, the hero dies and it doesn’t count as a pass for you.]
Crap nigga, this shitty novel is a real dog.
The female lead fell in love with me just because of my dying words?
Love, love, love.
I’m the villain, and instead of loving the protagonist, the heroine loves the villain?
And even killed the hero?
What a rubbish novel.
The novel is called “The Harem of the Martial Gods”.
The protagonist has an extraordinary destiny and endless opportunities. He collects harems, eventually becomes a Martial God, and saves the world.
At the beginning, the protagonist meets the first female protagonist, Xue Menghan.
Then the protagonist falls in love with Xue Menghan at first sight.
Then, at Xue Menghan’s birthday banquet, the protagonist stands up for her and helps her to withdraw from the marriage.
And Jiang Mu, the unlucky villain who was betrayed.
A conflict arises afterwards.
This led to a series of subsequent stories.
The protagonist of the novel is called Ling Aotian, who likes to hide his strength and is also able to fight monsters over the levels.
It is commonly known as pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, pretending to beat his face or something.
What is more disgusting to readers is that until the ending, the protagonist has not even touched the hands of the female protagonists.
Anyway, it is, a trashy harem.
“System, I’ve been reincarnated dozens of times, I’m about to get mental illness, I really don’t want to continue.”
“Why don’t you give me a golden finger, in exchange for the price, I’ll change this reincarnation to the last one.”
[Allow the system to do the calculation.]
“Don’t do the calculation.”
“Do you want me to kneel down like a dog and lick that heroine for dozens more rounds.”
“Do you know what it’s like to lick a woman on your knees?”
“Do you know what it’s like to be punched in the face?”
[In that case, the system will give you a golden finger: a diary.]
“That’s more like it.”
[The host only needs to write a diary related to the plot every day to be rewarded.]
[After passing the level, the host can return to the real world with the reward and also choose a character from the novel.]
[Warm reminder: Since the host has obtained the Golden Finger, this will be the last of the hundred reincarnation opportunities.]
[Wish you a smooth passage, goodbye.]
Do I get a reward for writing a plot-related diary?
Seems pretty good.
Jiang Mu walked to the table and sat down.
With a thought of his mind, he tried to enable Golden Finger.
Immediately afterwards, a diary appeared in front of him.
It was quite convenient.
Fingers flicked over the book.
Let’s try to start writing in the diary.
[March 5th, sunny.]
[I’m very angry now.]
[It’s been more than seventy rounds, and the dog system keeps finding all kinds of excuses not to let me pass. It’s doing it on purpose, right?]
[But luckily, I’m also familiar with the plot, so even if this is the last round, I’m still 100% sure that I’ll get through it, and now I’ve made a profit by taking advantage of the dog system’s golden fingers.]
[By the way, the first main plot, what was it? Oh, I remember.]
[I’m going to go through a main storyline tonight, probably, at Xue Menghan’s birthday party, and I get dumped by her and break my engagement.]
[Who likes Xue Menghan? She’s a brat and a rebel. What’s left of her besides her money and beauty and the fact that her father is the city lord? What else is she? I wouldn’t want her for nothing.]
[As the head of the Wuyou Sect, I am a powerful man, handsome and rich. What kind of woman do I want? Do I have to lick her? Isn’t Ding Nanrong, who has a great body, better than her?]
[People in this world are all stupid.]
[Speaking of Ding Nanrong, she’s my personal maid, powerful, beautiful, and with a great body.]
[But her hair is so casual and the clothes she wears are so ugly.]
[She always wears a loose purple gown with trousers underneath, and her embroidered shoes are so old-fashioned that they don’t show anything, making herself look like a sagging purple eggplant.]
[The actual Ugly Explosive Ugly Explosive Ugly Explosive …]
After writing a lot, Jiang Mu felt a few hundred pounds lighter.
It seems that writing a diary is good for the body and mind, how come I didn’t realize it before.
Jiang Mu closed his diary.
With a thought, the diary disappeared.
With another thought, the diary appeared again.
“Not bad, the golden fingers sent by the dog system, it’s quite user-friendly.”
And at this moment, what Jiang Mu didn’t know was that the diary he had just written was copied into many copies and appeared in front of many women.
–The bathhouse.
The heat was steaming and the fragrance of medicine was wafting.
Ding Nanrong threw the last of the elixirs, into the bath.
When preparing to call Jiang Mu for a medicinal bath, a diary vapor suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.
“Who!”
Thinking there was an enemy attack, she immediately let out a powerful burst of spiritual energy. An invisible aura wrapped around her body, and her loose purple robe dress floated without wind.
Like a fat purple eggplant.
After a long moment of vigilance, she withdrew her breath only after confirming that there was no danger.
A brief glance at the diary in front of her.
“The Private Diary of Jiang Mu?”
Curious, she flipped it open and read.
“Withdrawn, and …. My clothes are ugly?”
“Like a sagging purple eggplant?”
“Ugly as hell?”
Ding Nanrong’s gaze froze.
Jiang! Don’t think I won’t kill you just because I keep you alive so far!
At that moment, the diary updated its handwriting.