Chapter 17: What I would do to my shidi

“Not now…”

I put my hand up to cover TIAN HUO’s mouth that is leaning towards me.

It’s almost time for work and we overslept.

He mumbles something unintelligible as he pushes my hand by leaning further.

His two arms are stretched out right and left of me so there is no escape from his embrace.

Our faces are only a few centimeters from each other but I don’t want to accept his kiss. My mood is always terrible when waking up.

“Fuck off.” I puff.

But he doesn’t seem willing to let go and he bites my hand with determined eyes.

“Ouch!” I spit. “Fine, you searched for it.”

While he’s still pushing my hand with more strength than before, I remove it in an instant, which makes his head fall right on top of mine.

But before it fell on my lips, I turned my face a few centimeters on the side and grabbed the back of his head with the other hand to push it to the other side.

With his face crushed on the pillow, I use it as a support to balance my body on top of his.

Thus, I am now standing on his back with great elegance.

“The swan beats the phoenix once again.” I smile proudly.

With his face still crushed on the pillow, he makes more muffled noises before turning his face to the side and take a breath.

This whole situation amuses me and I step on his cheek with my barefoot.

“I don’t understand a thing if you speak in the direction of the pillow!” I tease.

This show keeps going for a minute and I know from the face he makes that he’s actually enjoying it.

“Because of you we’re going to be late for the job! Don’t you think we played enough during the night, eh?”

“I apologize.” He finally lets out.

“Good.” I say before jumping off his body with a backflip and landing on the floor. “Now get ready to leave, we have a meeting with Jinqian Shi in 30 minutes.”

I grab my blue with white patterns hanfu and throw TIAN HUO his red with black patterns one.

I get dressed quickly unlike my partner’s nonchalant rhythm, and I find myself helping him wear his clothes correctly like I do every morning.

We leave our room simultaneously and head into the bathroom that gets suddenly silent and quickly empties itself the moment we enter.

I enjoy the usual liveliness of the dormitories, even though I believe sharing bathrooms is a form of evil.

“H-hey superior TIAN SHUI, superior TIAN HUO, I really need to use the bathroom now, may I go first, it’ll only take five seconds, please I beg you?!”

Eh, who is this again? Someone I don’t recognize… must be a new recruit.

His petite stature and his cute pajamas make up for his lack of manners but unfortunately for him, we can’t afford to lose a minute.

“No, you wait, we’re in a hurry.” I answer coldly.

“I-I’m really sorry but I’m about to pee on myself, I come from the East building and all the bathrooms were in use. I came all the way here and this was free-”

A rapid kick grazes his face to crash explosively in the wall.

TIAN HUO’s power and precision is thus that he shouldn’t have missed the boy, but just before the disaster happened, I pushed him away slightly with the tip of my finger so his head doesn’t get blown up by the bullet fast high-kick.

“You know, the reason why this one is empty is precisely because we’re here, every day, at this hour. Same case for the others. The only solution is to pee somewhere it won’t smell and to adapt your schedule so you don’t need to use the bathroom at this time of the day. Thank your mother that you look so cute, I wouldn’t have saved your life. Now go away, you’re wasting our time.”

Something is odd.

First of all, he doesn’t seem startled in the slightest, and secondly, he had the reaction time to raise his arms a little to defend himself.

“I’m terribly sorry for wasting your time!” He says while running out of the bathroom with eyes that didn’t show fear nor anxiety.

“This shidi is not bad…” I whisper.

After washing our faces and brushing our teeth, we head downstairs to the superior square in the dining hall.

Here we’re finally meeting with the Master of Finance.

“TIAN HUO, TIAN SHUI, are you trying to make me lose patience?” He says while sipping his cup of tea. “I did teach you that time is money, right?”

“We greatly apologize.” I say, bowing.

The Master of Finance is a scummy 80-year-old capitalist who’s only speaking about money, but elders say he’s necessary to the clan for some reason. I guess it’s impossible to survive in this world without caring about the economy.

“Your comrade is acting disrespectful by not saying it himself.” He spouts with a grin.

He knows perfectly well how proud TIAN HUO is and is messing with him on purpose.

I’m sure TIAN HUO hates him too, but he bows adding two simple words that probably cost him all his patience.

“I regret.”

“That’s good enough, let’s see what your mission is.”

Jinqian Shi puts his cup on the table and pulls a sheet of paper from his sleeve.

“After months of research, the Master of Intelligence has finally made contact with the island’s infamous secret society.”

I gulp in trepidation … this was the first step of our mission on Omond.

“But it’s almost impossible to reach the high grades right now, it’s almost like trying to have a meeting with the king of flies.” He continues. “So, the simplest method was to make them a direct request, which we did… But because of all the unknown variables and the risks we might encounter, our budget got extremely tight, so we only could afford some low rank scum. Your mission is to find out anything you can about the secret society in the next 3 months you’ll spend with those insiders.”

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“That sounds like a mission the superior students of the Master of Intelligence should have taken. Why would you need superior students of the Master of Defiance?” I ask.

“That’s because if you figure out it was all a trap, or judge that you will never be able to find anything relevant, we want you to kill them, and that’s not something anyone else can do.”

“What-”

That’s crazy.

Killing insiders of the secret society after asking for their help, that would mean to declare a war…

Considering we’re on their territory, I don’t see how we’ve got any chance to win it.

“Would you consider yourself not capable of accomplishing this task, you shall both go back to the mainland to get judged for desertion.”

“This is stupid.” TIAN HUO pronounces.

I look at him with wide eyes.

“What?” Jinqian Shi coughs.

“There is no need to doubt us, TIAN SHUI and I will find everything you want to know without causing any casualty. As you elders know it, we’re the best there is. So just tell the place to go and we’ll come back to Shensu Shu with success.”

A long silence follows this terribly bold statement that makes me seriously flustered.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re the real deal, TIAN HUO! Fine! Very fine! I’ll show you where it is!”

I am relieved that Jinqian Shi didn’t take TIAN HUO’s statement wrongly. This old man slightly rises in my esteem.

“The elders said to order a cab which I was against since we’re already so tight in our budget but…”

I take the paper and put it in my sleeve, then look up the address he gave me on my phone’s GPS.

“It’s really not that far, we can walk.” I say with a shrug.

“Oh really? You’re both so young and dynamic, I fancy you guys very much!” He answers by scratching a line off his notebook.

Never mind what I said, this person still disgusts me.

“Off we go, Jinqian Shi.” I say with a bow.

I want to get away as quickly as possible.

“Good, good, make the Shensu Shu proud! And don’t forget to contact me when you get there!” He finishes with a smile.

As if! You’re the last person I’m going to warn!

And thus, we head off.

And begin a long, long walk…

The address we’re walking to is actually almost 15 km away! But I’d rather die than spend a single more minute with that creep.

Walking silently with TIAN HUO is far from being a bad feeling too.

“What a piece of shit.” He says sometimes.

“Yes, I know.” I sometimes answer.

“I should kill him.” He continues sometimes.

“No, you should not.” I sometimes respond.

While walking I enjoy checking my phone, reading what the shidi and shixiong post in the group chat, their memes are always amusing.

“Oh, TIAN HUO, check out this one: ‘Me when my shidi doesn’t respect me: ’”

Then I can catch TIAN HUO laughing and that makes me happy…

BZZZ BZZZ.

“Oh, the Master of Romance is calling me… Langman Shi?”

Damn it’s noisy where he is…

“Oh, TIAN SHUI, I’m glad to hear you! May I ask where are you and TIAN HUO heading to?”

“We’re on a mission from Jinqian Shi’s orders. And why are you in the club at noon?”

“You disrespectful bastard, don’t speak to me like that! Wait, how do you know that?”

“I can hear the noise and music, and Lianjie Shi posted a shameful picture of you in the discussion group.”

“What can I say…? I love women so much…”

That’s a really pathetic answer…

“Did you need anything?”

“YES! Actually, can you two slow down? The place you’re heading to is empty right now.”

“But we’re already there. Are you sure it’s empty? There is some noise inside.”

TIAN HUO opens the main door of the building, where a truly intriguing event is currently taking place.

“What? Hello? TIAN SHUI? Are you still there??”

Before our eyes, a murder is taking place.

Right on the side of the flat on the left’s door, a woman just stabbed another person in the stomach.

And against all odds, we were not related to this crime.

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