Ji Qisheng is a man who can't hide things. The brokerage company wants to give him cool and easy to set up, but he always stupidly inadvertently treats his circle of friends as a diary and brushes his work diligently. It is uninterrupted every day.
first day.
QS: Qiu Jin hurt me.
Member: What's wrong?
QS: Knowing that I am in control of my body shape, I deliberately made so many delicacies to seduce me.
member:? ? ? I suspect you are in the show, but there is no evidence.
the next day.
QS: I want to control my body size...Forget it, I can’t control it. [Picture: a sumptuous dinner. 】
Member: Damn, poisoning late at night.
The third day.
QS: Brother Qiu is the best! I will always be your loyal fan! [With picture: salt and pepper crab. 】
member:……
The members blocked him.
The fourth day.
QS: I’m not leaving. I’m going to push another job. I want to be a resident guest of "Four Seasons Food"! !
broker:? ? ?
If he stayed in Lanhou Island again, he estimated that he could still send one every day.
Bai Tang still has work to do, so he packed up and left on the third day.
Ji Qisheng relied on his own power for two more days, but then there is still work, and staying until tomorrow is already the limit.
The day before he left, he cried and cried for a while with his arms around Qiu Jin: "Brother Qiu, what can you do if I leave?"
Qiu Jin had no conscience and said, "It's good, I can cook less."
Ji Qisheng was furious: "Do you still have a conscience?!"
Qiu Jin: "What is that, can you eat it?"
Ji Qisheng was so angry that he could not do anything. He was so angry that he watched a movie and was inspired by the plot.
The content of the game is very simple. Within one hour after dinner, put everyone's mobile phone together, share every call and text message received, and even explain the whole story.
This game lacks virtue and excitement, and it can dig up a lot of private things, which fully reflects Ji Qisheng's revenge psychology of being forced to go for not eating enough.
Geng Leyue always thought that the excitement was not too big, and naturally raised his hands in favor. Xiang Xi glanced at Qiu Jin and didn't know what he thought of, even agreeing. Immediately after that, the couple and the couple also invested in the game. Five to two.
But after all, everyone is a public figure, especially Ji Shenxiao does not know how many business secrets are contained in his mobile phone. In order to protect privacy, if the parties really do not want to disclose it, they can also choose to accept punishment.
As for this punishment, naturally, how did it come boldly? Everyone wrote a piece of paper and put it in a box with all kinds of strange punitive measures.
It could have been called dinner time, and it became heavy because of the development of this game.
Everyone has secrets, and everyone is curious about others' secrets, and they don't want their secrets to be dug out.
The first one to ring was Ji Qisheng's phone.
He was shocked when the bell rang, but he was relieved when he saw the caller's name. The agent called him and was persuading him to return to Beijing. Ji Qisheng directly ordered the call-out, this time believing that there was no danger.
Everyone continued to eat, but almost did not leave the phone on the table, and the whole process was absent, as if it was their turn to be publicly humiliated in the next moment.
Another minute later, two "Ding Dong" sounds, which is a reminder of mobile phone software update.
Everyone looked at each other, looked at one side of the phone, and finally found Xiang Xi.
"?"
"Lying trough?!"
Xiang Xi froze for a moment, then slammed his eyes sharply, and reached out to grab it.
"Hey, abide by the rules!" Geng Leyue immediately stood on the chair holding the phone.
Looking at the mobile phone hanging over his head, Xiang Xi was instantly annoyed. He just tweeted Weibo, so why didn't he come here. His wife, who hasn't updated for 800 years, why is it suddenly updated now? !
Xiang Xi swallowed, weighed the pros and cons, and said, "I accept the punishment."
Geng Leyue: "What is it? Such a secret?"
Xiang Xi’s mobile phone contains two Weibos, a normal version and an international version. The international version contains his two trumpets, one pretends to be his fan number to spray against the brain, and one is a string of strange characters. Specially squat with the food.
Why should he look at the same humanities? This also starts from Qiu Jin, who has given him a headache.
In the past, the look and feel that Qiu Jin gave him was definitely not good. It was too much to say that he was sexually harassed. When he hated Qiu Jin most, he even imagined that he was pressed by countless Alphas. .
Xiang Xi thought that only he was so perverted, but obviously some netizens have the same hobbies as him. He once clicked into Qiu Jin's black powder topic square, and was immediately attracted by a novel that turned to Omega.
The length of the novel is not long, but directly changed Qiu Jin's gender, Sao Lang is cheap, all kinds of being X. Although he knows that this is not good, but it is really cool, seeing the people who harassed him on weekdays ended like this , It’s so cool!
Why can he only be coveted? If he becomes an Alpha, see who dares to bully him!
With that organ, even a person who is no longer O will have a heart attacking others.
Xiang Xi even paid to customize his fellow A and Qiu Jin O, tied Qiu Jin, and bullied the other party so hard that he cried out. Who made you do the prestige before and now know how powerful I am?
Of course, those are just a few dark thoughts. In most cases, he is still a normal person, and he will not bring those thoughts to reality.
And later Qiu Jin changed, and Xiang Xi gradually began to accept each other, no longer having those dark thoughts. But his habit of looking at the meat has remained. During the estrous period, he relies on these imaginations to get through the difficulties.
What's more, he has been a virgin for more than 20 years, not a criminal, and see what happened to Xiao Huangwen?
Although he felt that he had no problems, under the current public opinion environment, he would never say it, nor could he say it. Although it is highly unlikely that variety shows will broadcast these clips, he cannot take the risk.
"It's okay to accept punishment," Geng Leyue sat down in this round. He handed over a small box with paper slips, "Choose it, your big adventure."
This is the note they wrote before the start. At that time, no one thought that bad luck would come to him, so that Xiang Xi suffocated enough to engage in destruction. What’s to kiss the second feature on the second side of the left hand, and hug 30 "Second", "Look at the person opposite you for a minute and say I love you", "Fat a fart to everyone and say that you are dead."
Xiang Xi put his hand in the carton and kept turning it over, a face stretched tightly, like a fierce beast in the flood.
Xiang Xi picked out thousands of choices, and finally picked out a note.
Everyone's attention fell on his hand, Xiang Xi slowly opened the note, his face suddenly changed suddenly, as if sentenced to death.
Look at the person opposite you for a minute and say I love you.
Xiang Xi raised his head and met Qiu Jin's curious eyes.
Xiang Xi: "..."
I choose to die.
"What did you draw? It's so scary?" Geng Leyue pulled out the note in Xiang Xi's hands curiously. When he read the words on it, he burst into laughter and read the words on the note very sympathetically.
"We have to congratulate Qiu Jin, this is a hard-won gift. It says that Xiang Xi needs to stare at the person opposite for a minute and sincerely say I love you."
When Geng Leyue's words fell, everyone fell into a strange silence.
But there was a little bit of laughter.
Everyone knows that Xiang Xi’s hostility towards Qiu Jin is in his bones. Although there seems to be no contradiction during the variety show, he usually has very few contacts. It’s very disgusting to tell me directly that I love you.
Even more disgusting, this note was written by Xiang Xi himself.
Xiang Xi was in danger. Qiu Jin couldn't see the anger and did not expect anything. He just said lightly: "Change one."
Xiang Xi raised his head violently, his expression on the face was cold, but his heart turned upside down.
What does Qiu Jin mean by saying this? Is it for his sake? But who asked the man to think about it for him?
Xiang Xila lowered her face and was about to say yes. He heard Geng Leyue whispering coldly, "This is the punishment he chose himself. Is this not enough? Or will I still look at his mobile phone?"
"Who said I can't do it!" Xiang Xi's face sank, "One minute, right, you can count me!"
"Okay," Geng Leyue took out her phone and looked at the expression on the face. "Now it starts. If you laugh or look away, it will increase by ten seconds."
Qiu Jin asked Xiang Xi: "Are you really coming?"
Xiang Xi frowned again: "I dare, are you still not happy?"
"Where can I," Qiu Jin laughed, "Come and come in a minute."
After saying this, he didn't move anymore, and kept looking at him with the same kind of eyes as before.
Different from the longing and naked eyes before, this time, there is no **** in Qiu Jin's eyes.
It's like a big brother who is cooperating with his younger brother and sister. He is helpless and ridiculous. The dark yellow pupil reflects a warm yellow light, and it's okay to write lazily.
But it was the kind of carelessness that exuded a different kind of charm.
Xiang Xi was in a trance for a moment, and suddenly remembered that he had been bullied by the sea before. Qiu Jin was already like this. Occasionally, he would show a little unreasonableness. .
No, it was earlier, when he accidentally entered the estrus period, but the other party kept his courtesy and did not take a step forward;
When they met at the airport, when the young man said sincerely that I would not disturb him again in the future;
...
Until now, Xiang Xi has finally determined that Qiu Jin really no longer likes him.
This should obviously be a happy thing, but he felt depressed in his heart. Especially now Qiu Jin has become so dazzling...
I don't know what I remembered, Xiang Xi's face turned red, and he couldn't help looking away.
Geng Leyue saw his mistake and immediately said: "Add 10 seconds."
Xiang Xi panicked for a moment, but soon returned to normal, telling himself to stay through.
Qiu Jin was not as flustered as he was. He even bent his eyes and smiled, "Don't be so nervous, how about talking?"
After a moment of silence, Xiang Xi spoke slowly: "What do you want to say?"
Qiu Jin: "How about previewing in advance?"
Xiang Xi: "?"
He stared at Qiu Jin intently, and found that the other party even recited the line!
Xiang Xi immediately recovered, this is a rival play in "The Rise and Fall of the World".
Xiang Xi plays the actor Ji Tongguang, and Qi He plays Qi He as his younger brother. The hero is upright and brave, and he is also full of brotherly love for Ji He. In the play, Ji He is two years younger than him.
Only two years old, they are all young people, and almost no one pays attention to such details.
But Qiu Jin was different. The moment he shouted "Brother" at his own eyes, his eyes changed, and he even grew a little immature, which brought him into the character perfectly.
How can a person change his age based on his expression alone?
Xiang Xi has heard before that some great actors can transform themselves into teenagers without disguising their white hair and wrinkles, but Qiu Jin also has this ability?
His mind is still a little messy, but the line has subconsciously been connected.
Although not necessarily exactly the same as the script, he is already very familiar with the plot, and those words are basically eight or nine, and will not affect the plot.
Then everyone saw that the two of them looked at each other and played for more than a minute.
In the end, Xiang Xi, who had already brought the plot, said affectionately to Qiu Jin, "I love you", which brought a successful conclusion to the punishment.