Chapter 28: 30 - No Problem in Theory

Chapter 30 No Problem in Theory

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Alone inside the car, Li Quan’s expression was uncertain. He bent down to pick up the mouth that Qiao Yuan had torn off and looked at it quietly.

It was a mouth that had been completely distorted!

It was clear that Qiao Yuan’s methods were extremely cruel!

Li Quan’s hands were not on the steering wheel, and his feet were not even on the accelerator. However in this dark environment, the car’s speed was rapidly increasing

Thirty…

Sixty…

Soon, the car reached a hundred yards!

“An awakened?”

Creak creak creak

Li Quan’s mouth let out a strange, creepy sound. If someone could see his face, they would notice that his mouth had become mushy, and there was a sticky liquid flowing out of the cracks.

His mouth seemed to have been torn apart by someone.

“That awakened is quite interesting. He was actually able to find me. However… that’s

all!”

“If it wasn’t for the fact that I had to maintain the atmosphere of the situation, I would have bitten his hand into pieces the moment he reached in!”

The crooked mouth in Li Quan’s hand began to wriggle, and the blood that flowed out was continuously absorbed back by the mouth. It returned to its original appearance as if time had reversed.

“He doesn’t even know that we killed his spirit girl. He is just a brute. Let’s kill him in a few days!”

Hiss

“What a strong hand!” The mouth in Li Quan’s hand bared its teeth and said viciously.

“Alright, we’ll talk about it in a few days!” Li Quan conceded with a frown.

He then increased the speed of the car and drove into the darkness, away from the awakened.

Li Quan reached out and picked up a book from the side. There were a few large words on it.

“Something’s wrong with my late-night mouth!”

A special script, not for sale!

“This is boring. I should change it!” The mouth in his hand suddenly floated in the air and spoke to Li Quan.

“Wait, let me see,” Li Quan said. He took out a pile of books from the front passenger seat’s storage box and adjusted the back of the table and chair. He then raised his legs on the steering wheel and carefully considered.

The mouth said, “Choose the one in the middle. I want to play with this script. I like

it.”

Li Quan listened to its words and picked up the book in the middle.

Hell Cinema

“Sure, same old rules. This time, you’ll be the male lead and I’ll be the narrator. Let’s go find a bus first.”

“Well… tomorrow is Tuesday. We’ll just kill two.”

Li Quan thought about it and agreed to the mouth’s request. “No problem. As long as I’m the main character, I’ll do anything. I’m dying of suffocation. Don’t you ever expose yourself!”

“I hate it the most when the atmosphere is ruined before the script even ends!”

Li Quan frowned. “My previous self was a veteran actor with 20 years of acting experience. I’m best at playing two roles at the same time. So please don’t doubt my acting skills!”

“Sure!”

An hour later…

A lonely figure was pacing back and forth.

“Why hasn’t she arrived yet?”

“Qiao Yuan, are you thinking of me?” Li Xiaoling’s voice suddenly came from behind.

Qiao Yuan turned around and saw Li Xiaoling who was carrying a backpack, walking with a smile. Everything was normal except for the bullet mark on her chest.

“Yeah, I missed you. Can I hug you?”

Li Xiaoling’s body trembled. Looking at Qiao Yuan’s gradually changing expression, she hurriedly took two steps back.

She crossed her hands and immediately told him, “No!”

Qiao Yuan retracted his hands and feet in disappointment, his discolored body quickly returning to normal.

“Is the matter done?” She asked.

“Of course!” Li Xiaoling’s face lit up with pride when she heard Qiao Yuan’s words.

She patted her chest and said, “Of course!”

Weng

A small stream of blood spurted out from the bullet wound.

Qiao Yuan dodged sideways.

Li Xiaoling lowered her head to take a look. She reached out and rubbed the wound. After stopping the bleeding, she returned the backpack to Qiao Yuan.

“It’s already driving into the village, and the guy doesn’t know. This is hilarious. This spirit is so stupid!” Li Xiaoling said with a smile while rubbing her wound.

“This is the first time I’ve met a spirit that’s stupider than I am. Do you think it was stupid before it died?”

With that thought, Li Xiaoling was overjoyed again. Her sense of superiority in her intelligence instantly soared, thus the strength of her hands subconsciously increased.

Weng~

There was another spurt of blood!

Qiao Yuan dodged again.

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“You’re bleeding,” Qiao Yuan said.

“It’s not a big problem. It’ll stop after I rub it.” Li Xiaoling explained.

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

He recalled what had just happened.

In fact, Li Xiaoling had noticed the abnormality before they got in the car and told him in time. However, in order to take the free ride, Qiao Yuan did not do anything.

It was good to have a spirit driving him at night.

After that, the spirit had directed and prepared such a show, so Qiao Yuan made a plan in his heart.

He thought of the realm tablet in his bag. He had to verify if it would show the way to the secret realm if he stuck it into the ground.

Thus under Qiao Yuan’s instructions, Li Xiaoling held on tightly to his backpack even though she had been “shot to death”.

Everything had gone smoothly.

If Qiao Yuan was not mistaken, the spirit had already entered the village and would not be able to come out.

The spirit was interesting. It was a first-tier spirit, but it was weaker than Li Xiaoling.

It was about four-fifths of Li Xiaoling.

He had a fetish for acting and liked to add scenes for himself!

This was just a small interlude.

After putting this matter aside, Qiao Yuan looked at Li Xiaoling. She had helped him so much and was even shot in the chest!

It didn’t make sense to just say thank you, and it was getting late. He didn’t want to leave her alone.

It was too dangerous!

“Li Xiaoling, since you’re already here, why don’t you go up and drink some hot water?”

Qiao Yuan extended an invitation for her to enter his house.

At this moment, Li Xiaoling was silently rubbing her wound. The bullet had some special power that made her wound very itchy.

After hearing Qiao Yuan’s words, she raised her head in confusion. “Just hot water?” She asked. “You don’t need a sparring partner, do you? I’m injured now, so don’t force yourself on me.”

“At least wait until I’ve recovered!” Li Xiaoling added.

“Am I the kind of person to take advantage of others when they’re down in your heart?” Qiao Yuan asked.

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Li Xiaoling glanced at Qiao Yuan with a complicated expression, hesitating to say something.

She was afraid that Qiao Yuan’s skin would change color again!

“I’m just offering some warm water,” Qiao Yuan replied. “Don’t misunderstand.”

“Oh, alright then.”

Li Xiaoling heaved a sigh of relief. She had been afraid that Qiao Yuan would use force. After all, she couldn’t resist.

She then floated behind Qiao Yuan and headed to his house.

In the hall, Qiao Yuan boiled a pot of 55-degree hot water and poured a cup for Li Xiaoling.

“I made it in a hurry this time,” Qiao Yuan told her. “Just put up with it for now. I’ll treat you to a meal the next time you come!”

“Next time?” Li Xiaoling asked.

Qiao Yuan froze and scratched his head.

“What do you mean?”

Li Xiaoling replied. “Next time! Noodles again?”

“Of course not!” Qiao Yuan countered.

Li Xiaoling sighed in relief.

“That’s good. Wang Jing only knows how to cook noodles. She cooks for me every day, and I’m getting sick of it.”

“Don’t you know how to order a takeaway?” Qiao Yuan asked curiously. Li Xiaoling was usually quite good at playing with her phone.

Li Xiaoling spread out her hands and revealed a helpless expression. “I don’t have money!”

“I remember the last time I went on a blind date with Wang Jing. Didn’t you pull out a bank card with hundreds of thousands of dollars to persuade me to give up?” Qiao Yuan frowned.

Li Xiaoling’s hand that was holding the glass of water froze. She lowered her head and blushed. She then said weakly, “Hallucination… It was all a hallucination. It was actually a bus card and a beauty card…”

Qiao Yuan was stunned.

“Alright, I won’t say anymore. You can drink!” Qiao Yuan spoke after recovering.

After noticing that Qiao Yuan’s body did not change color, Li Xiaoling picked up the hot water that Qiao Yuan had personally boiled and drank it in one gulp.

Weng

A stream of water came out from the bullet hole.

Qiao Yuan couldn’t avoid it in time so he subconsciously reached out to block the wound.

Li Xiaoling was speechless.

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

Li Xiaoling lowered her head and looked at Qiao Yuan’s hand. Qiao Yuan’s skin didn’t change color, but Li Xiaoling’s skin did.

At Death Horn Village…

The mouth realized that something was wrong.

“Li Quan, where are you driving? Why do I feel like there’s something wrong with the

air?”

“Shut up!” Li Quan frowned and shouted.

Then, he looked around nervously. It was clearly still a city before, so why was it now a village?

From the looks of it, he seemed to have intruded into someone else’s territory!

Weng

Li Quan quickly stepped on the brakes, turned around, and drove back.

Ten minutes later…

The path that they had taken to come here had disappeared!

While at a loss, two figures suddenly appeared outside the car.

A man wearing an ancient scholar’s robe and a woman in red.

They stood outside the car and watched him inside.

After a while, they spoke.

“Welcome to the Dead Corner Village.”

“You have two choices. First… stay.”

“Second, you are forced to stay!”

IIII

A strong sense of threat filled the air, showing that they were not easy to deal with!

In the car, after realizing that he had nowhere to run…

Li Quan’s hands clenched the steering wheel tightly. His face was so dark that it seemed like blood could drip out of it. He looked extremely ferocious and terrifying, and his eyes were filled with hostility as he stared at the two figures in front of him.

A moment later… He opened his bloody mouth, revealing scarlet fangs. A rotten smell spread out, and then he ate the mouth in his hand.

Creak creak creak~

A crunching sound was heard, and bright red blood flowed from the corners of his mouth. It dripped into the car, dyeing the floor with a bright and strange color.

After swallowing, Li Quan kept letting out beast-like roars. His aura rose rapidly, and a cold wind blew.

Roar!

With a cry, Li Quan’s bones cracked and his muscles bulged. He gave off a berserk aura, like a bloodthirsty wild beast in a rage!

At that moment, Li Quan had transformed into another form, one that was filled with a destructive quality.

Rip

Li Quan tore the car door apart and went outside, staring at the two strangers with vicious eyes.

“Both of you will die!”

Outside the arena, the two spirits frowned as they watched Li Quan walk out of the car.

Looking at this aura, it seemed a little powerful!

For a moment, the smell of gunpowder filled the air.

Whoosh

All of a sudden, Li Quan ran backwards at lightning speed and disappeared from his original spot.

Ning Caichen was speechless.

Nie Xiaoqian was speechless.

Ten minutes later…

The red-robed Nie Xiaoqian dragged a crippled corpse and threw it in front of the white-robed scholar.

“Rank 1, even weaker than the one I caught last time, but he acted really scared. He wanted to beg for mercy, but I killed him.”

To be honest, Li Quan’s actions just now were of someone that really got scared. They had originally thought that another perverted guy like Qiao Yuan had sneaked in.

The white-robed scholar looked at the corpse expressionlessly. “They were buried in the fields as fertilizer. Recently, the fruit trees are about to wither.”

“Guess what I found?”

Nie Xiaoqian stretched out her hand, and a piece of paper appeared.

Ning Caichen spread it out and took a look.

It was a scribbled pencil drawing of a hand. The drawing skill was very poor, but… the hand showed the middle finger.

There was a line of words at the bottom of the drawing.

“Remember to take care of your face. Next time, I’ll bring a group of friends to come and slap you!”

“Qiao Yuan, put down your brush!”

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The handwriting was crooked, and it was obvious that the person who had left the handwriting was not very good at it, or had just learned how to write.

Ning Caichen was dumbstruck.

“Your book doesn’t seem to work.” Nie Xiaoqian said.

The spirit frowned and looked at the book in his hand.

“There’s nothing wrong with the theory. It’s that human who has a problem!”

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