Chapter 32: The Recruited Spirit

Chapter 34 The Recruited Spirit

“Friend, what do you think of the car accident?”

Qiao Yuan walked up to the round-faced man and patted his shoulder again.

It was quite scary, as if he was just skin and bones.

“I’ll just stand and watch.”

The round-faced man said with disdain, his eyes fixed on the driver.

Qiao Yuan looked up at the sky. It was broad daylight, and the sky was clear!

“Friend, I heard you talking about being sentenced just now.”

“If you were the Judge, how do you think the driver should be sentenced?”

Hearing Qiao Yuan’s words, the round-faced man’s eyes lit up, his breathing quickened, and his shoulders trembled.

“I think he’ll be sentenced to at least five years in prison for intentional homicide.”

The round-faced man gave a very certain answer.

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath. The air was filled with the fragrance of Jasmine.

“I don’t think it should be sentenced like this.”

The round-faced man was surprised. Then, he tilted his body and smiled awkwardly. “Friend, what do you think?”

“Use your brain and think. Are you sure that the person who was hit is dead?”

Qiao Yuan raised his doubts.

The round-faced man rolled his eyes. “Of course! How can a ghost be in broad daylight?”

“How can you be so sure that he died after being hit?” Qiao Yuan smiled and continued.

The round-faced man raised an eyebrow but did not answer.

“There are three possibilities,” Qiao Yuan continued.

“First, the victim died before she was hit.”

“Second, the victim died after the accident due to unsuccessful resuscitation.”

“Third, the driver was passing by, and the body deliberately moved closer, causing him to be hit to death.”

“Which one do you think it is?”

The round-faced man didn’t say anything. He just stared at the crushed corpse in the distance.

“I think it’s the third possibility. The driver is innocent!”

Qiao Yuan gave his answer.

He he~

The round-faced man sneered.

“The victim is already in such a state, and you’re still saying that he deliberately went up to her? You mean you want the corpse to stand up and apologize to him?”

The round-faced man’s face was full of disdain.

Qiao Yuan took a step forward and looked straight into the round-faced man’s eyes.

“You can think of it that way. The victim must apologize to the driver and compensate for the emotional damage.”

He he~

“You’re really shameless. The deceased is already like this, and you’re still framing him!”

The round-faced man’s emotions were getting a little agitated.

“I’m very sorry for his death, but everything has to be explained by the law. You should know that the law does not show mercy!”

The round-faced man fell silent. He didn’t want to argue with Qiao Yuan about this anymore.

“You can say whatever you want, it’s none of my business!”

The round-faced man shrugged his shoulders and made a creaking sound. He then turned to leave, but Qiao Yuan stopped him.

The two of them were in a stalemate.

The round-faced man was about to go around to the left, but Qiao Yuan also went to the left to stop him.

“Get out of my way! I want to go home for dinner!” The round-faced man said, trying to stay calm. He seemed a little guilty after the repeated pulling. His eyes kept rolling.

However, Qiao Yuan did not move away.

“Friend, don’t be in such a hurry to leave. I see that you’re so curious about this corpse. Why don’t we make a bet?”

Qiao Yuan’s eyes glanced at the corpse again.

“Let’s bet on the feeling of this corpse being crushed. I bet it’s very happy. What about

you?”

The round-faced man looked at Qiao Yuan’s right hand on his shoulder, a little displeased.

He understood that Qiao Yuan was deliberately making things difficult for him!

“I bet it’s very uncomfortable and in a bad mood. It even wants to jump up and kill someone!”

A gaze filled with killing intent locked onto Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan squeezed the round-faced man’s shoulder and smiled.

“You’re not it, how do you know it’s not happy?” “Hehe, you’re not it, how do you know it won’t feel uncomfortable?”

The round-faced man replied to Qiao Yuan’s words, unmoving.

A gentle breeze blew past, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

“You’re right, I really don’t know if it’s happy or not.”

“But… It doesn’t really matter if it’s right or wrong,” Qiao Yuan continued.

Qiao Yuan stretched out his left hand, clenched it into a fist and shook it.

“It’s not happy, but I can beat it until it’s happy!”

“Please believe me on this. I’m very good at making people happy!”

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The round-faced man was silent: after a moment, he said, “what if it would rather die than be happy?”

“If that’s what it thinks, then I admit defeat,” Qiao Yuan said, raising his eyebrows.

The round-faced man’s face flashed with a hint of shock, but Qiao Yuan’s next sentence made his expression freeze.

“I lost the bet, but it also lost its life. I don’t care. What do you think?”

Creak, creak, creak

The sound of teeth grinding could be heard.

“You’re so shameless!”

“Thank you for the compliment,” Qiao Yuan said. “The last spirit who complimented me like that is now my friend.”

The round-faced man was speechless.

After a long time, the round-faced man looked at the middle-aged man who was squatting on the ground in the distance.

At this moment… Its body began to emit crackling sounds, as if its bones were breaking, colliding, and reforming. Its skin and flesh were wriggling, and its facial muscles were constantly changing shape, looking extremely strange.

“I was just taking a walk, and he bumped into me!”

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“I didn’t kill anyone!” “I know,” Qiao Yuan replied. “Why else would I tell you so much? Do you think you’re beautiful?”

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The round-faced man took a deep breath. “I am a spirit registered by the government. I am protected by the government!”

It couldn’t see through the man in front of it. He was obviously not an awakened and didn’t have the so-called spiritual energy, but it felt a huge threat from this man.

He would die if he moved!

It wasn’t a human, it was a spirit. Its hobby was to be crushed. It liked the feeling of being reassembled. Every piece of bone in its body was broken, moved, and reassembled.

Piecing together into infinite possibilities!

It was a wonderful feeling!

He had tried using trains, trucks, road rollers, mudslides…

In comparison, it was the first time he had been hit by a car, so it wasn’t satisfying.

“This is my spirit certificate!”

Rip

With the sound of muscle tearing, the round-faced man reached his hand into his chest and fumbled around… Soon, he took out an identification card from a sealed bag.

A bloodied ID!

(Code name: Oppress]

“Number: Yysnq4964”

“Strength: Rank Two”

[Quirk: Likes body reconstruction and bone displacement]

[Area Restriction: Southern Area]

[Note: If you find that the spirit is out of the area, please call this number immediately: “028*******”

There was also a photo on it that looked similar to the round-faced man in front of him.

Finally, there was actually a stamp on it.

(Special Seal of the Security Investigation Bureau of Liyang City]

“???”

Qiao Yuan had always had his suspicions. Since spirits were differentiated by their hobbies and behavior, some hobbies were fatal to humans, but some hobbies were harmless.

For example, a spirit that liked to sing and dance?

What was the government’s attitude toward such spirits?

Spirits were born after the death of talented humans before they awakened. This was something that could not be stopped.

Unless there were no more dead people in this world, but that was obviously impossible.

There were only two kinds of attitudes.

First, kill all, rather kill the wrong than let them go.

Secondly, it could contain spirits that were basically harmless.

A word appeared in Qiao Yuan’s mind… Amnesty!

It was a good way to describe spirits, and it could also solve the problem of humans’ lack of strength.

This certificate was very likely to be real.

It seemed that he would have to get a citizen certificate for Li Xiaoling in the future. He was destined to mix in the spirit Circle in the future. If he didn’t arrange a suitable identity for Li Xiaoling, he would have to put the logo of a backer on her.

What if it was killed by a wild awakened?

With Li Xiaoling’s weak combat strength, it was too dangerous!

“Since you have a good citizen’s certificate, I won’t make things difficult for you. If I find out that you’ve committed crimes in the future and dare to harm people, you’ll bear the consequences!”

Crack~

At that moment, Qiao Yuan’s body turned golden. Then, he grabbed its wrist and crushed it.

(Energy +1]

After teaching the spirit a lesson, Qiao Yuan turned around and prepared to deal with the middle-aged man. Compared to this dramatic car accident, his problem was not small.

Behind him, the steamroller looked at his shattered wrist and then at his scalded skin.

A burning light flashed in his eyes, and his body trembled uncontrollably.

He was trembling with excitement!

“Friend, wait!”

The voice of the oppressor was heard, followed by a hint of pleading in his tone.

“Can you… Can you… For the sake of my certificate… Hit me again?”

“Please!”

It swore that it had found something more comfortable than being run over by a car or buried in a mudslide.

And that was to be hurt by Qiao Yuan.

Crushing his bones… That strength… That temperature…

That feeling… It was so good! “???”

“Are you sure?”

Qiao Yuan asked, puzzled.

He had never seen such a perverted request before, even though it suited his taste.

“I’m sure, as long as you don’t kill me!”

“Please feel free to crush my bone armor, my friend.”

The oppressor took a step back and knelt on one knee, his eyes filled with a pleading look.

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

“Since you’re already like this, it won’t be right if I don’t hit you.”

“How about this, I’ll set a one-minute exercise time.”

Qiao Yuan took out his phone and started the timer.

The Crusader, who was kneeling on the ground, had a look of dissatisfaction on his face. Only one minute?

Who was he looking down on?

Its highest record had been set by the road rollers for half an hour, but even so, it still felt that it had just started moving and wasn’t fully satisfied yet.

“Trust me, you might die in a minute.”

Then, Qiao Yuan pulled the spirit to an empty corner.

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Half a minute later, Qiao Yuan shook his head and walked out, his face full of disdain.

“I was wondering how thick his skin was and how hard his bones were. He’s begging for mercy after one punch.”

You made me happy for nothing.

However… He had also gained a lot of energy points.

Currently, his Energy was Level 8.

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