Niutouhuang said, "Frankenstein, I heard that some of your previous experiments went wild and destroyed seven countries in a row, including three Shura countries."
Suturing emperor stalled: "it's all misinformation. My works didn't go wild, just a small experiment. It's just that I didn't expect that those Shura congresses are so weak that even my small works can't be stopped."
The first tower emperor waved his hand and said, "those weak Shura countries should be destroyed."
The suturing emperor said, "speaking of it, Lao Liu heard that you emptied the whole King City for your own game last time."
The Tauren said with a black face, "Hey, Frankenstein, don't insult others and treat others as fools. I can seriously put my feelings into it."
The suturing emperor disapproved and said, "it's the dozens of times you've been seriously involved in your feelings?"
Niutouhuang frowned: "thirty, forty, I don't remember the specific number!"
The emperor shook his head and said, "I don't even remember the number. How can I say you are serious about your feelings?"
Niutouhuang said slowly, "I think feelings are like raising flowers. You have to pour all your feelings in, and the flowers will bloom completely for you. How much you invest in them can not be counted!"
"Wait until the most beautiful flower blooms, reach out and remove it, and then destroy it. What a wonderful sense of achievement. Just a little memory, I tremble all over!"
The emperor was stunned and said, "I know you are a pervert, but I didn't expect you to be so perverted. I really despised you in the past."
The devil eyed emperor shook his head and said, "this is no longer a perverted dimension. He is completely crazy."
"I'm not a pervert. If you must give me a name, call me a florist!"
"Spend time and energy, put in countless tricks and financial resources, not even all costs. The more you invest in the moment of flower bloom, the more excited and joyful you will be in the moment of harvest. I think you can understand this wonderful feeling."
The other emperors were very conscious to keep a distance from the Tauren king.
"Stitching monster, I heard you have a work, which is quite amazing!"
The topic is over. I'm too lazy to pay attention to the pervert.
A serious introduction to the work: "the monster is called a multi eyed monster. It has 360 eyes, even at the bottom of the foot board. In order to make this monster, I killed 180 people and animals to collect all the eyes."
The magic eye emperor was listening to the music, and another Shura emperor entered the side hall.
"Butchers, corpse fetishists, stitchers, eyeball fetishists, and Minotaur demons are all here. The rest is the guy Lao Jiu." The emperor of years walked in slowly.
Niutouhuang said, "you're the old killer."
Years Huang Bai glanced and said, "what old-age killer? I'm Nian Shangkong. You just don't understand Nian Shangkong's charm. People are like wine. The older they are, the more mellow they are. What's wrong with me being a little older?"
Niutouhuang's mouth twitched: "you're not a little bigger, but a lot bigger!"
The average person is one or two years older, which is more than ten years at most.
"The ox head emperor did not have the good spirit to say:" the year of the year is called brother-in-law love, the older ten years is called mother son love, the older twenty-three years is called the love of the grandson, the problem you like is more than 80 years! "
"Even more exaggerated, it's a hundred years old. That's not the degree of Master Sun love. It's called life and death love."
Years emperor disapproved and said, "as long as there is love, age is not a problem."
Niutouhuang said excitedly, "what about gender?"
Years emperor seriously said: "if the old five is here, he will not agree with you. The opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is the true love in the world."
Can't help arguing about sexual orientation with a pervert. Isn't that pure bullshit? one
The first tower emperor sighed: "I didn't expect that someone would dare to fight the Shura emperor, or the father's dry son."
"I can't imagine that the great Shura emperor will lose to a human and animal," said the corpse Tibetan emperor
At this time, the last Shura emperor came into the field. After Gaoyuan emperor came in, he glanced: "everyone is together."
Emperor Gaoyuan found a place to sit down, took out a bottle of wine and put it on the table. The first tower emperor asked, "do you want to mourn your dead brother?"
"It's really a pity that Lao Wu died. It's hard to find such a chatty person in the future. He is a persistent and tasteful Shura like me."
Gaoyuan emperor sighed: "this wine is brewed by a chef. Try how it tastes. If you think it tastes good, I plan to promote it in the whole Shura world!"
Emperor Gaoyuan took out a batch of wine cups and distributed them to other Shura emperors. He opened the white wine and poured it into everyone's cup. Emperor Gaoyuan held up the wine cup and said, "for the fifth and seventh."
After a group of Shura emperors drank the wine, they always felt that it tasted strange. Only Gaoyuan emperor tasted it carefully, as if the liquor was the best in the world. The suturing Emperor didn't drink it. He looked at the wine cup in his hand and smiled thoughtfully.
The first tower emperor frowned and said, "how do you always feel that the taste is a little strange?"
The devil's eye shook his head: "I don't like the taste very much."
Niutouhuang frowned: "I always feel this taste. It's a little familiar and strange. It's not my taste anyway."
The emperor turned his head and said, "really? I think it's good. It's just that the year is not enough. Is there a high point in the year over there?"
Gaoyuan emperor shook his head and said, "these wines are newly brewed."
"Well, I'll make a reservation. I want 10000 bottles for more than ten years!"
Emperor Gaoyuan nodded and said, "OK, how much do you want? I'll try again after the newly brewed wine comes out."
The corpse hiding emperor turned his head curiously and asked, "why don't you drink?"
The stitching emperor smiled and said, "have you ever thought about what materials will be used in Lao Jiu's wine?"
After drinking the wine, the three emperors were all stunned.
jingle! When! When!
The wine cups in the hands of the first tower emperor, the magic eye emperor, the ox head emperor and the three emperors fell directly to the ground.
The first tower emperor was still a little reluctant. He restrained his fear and asked again, "Lao Jiu, what material is your wine made of?"
"Of course it's a good thing."
"How good?"
"The * * of 99 animals with different genes."
Hearing this sentence, the first tower emperor, the devil eye emperor and the ox head emperor quickly spit out the liquor in their mouths, one by one slammed their throats and hit their stomachs, trying to spray out the liquor they had drunk.
Emperor Gaoyuan said slowly, "recently, the chef is studying a higher-grade wine. He plans to use the * * raw pulp of 999 different genetic animals to make a new wine, which will be brewed and sent to you?"
The emperor of years smiled: "that's great!"
The first tower emperor looked constipated and said, "Lao Jiu, what hatred do you have? Murder us like this!"
The devil eyed emperor was excited: "why should we drink this poisonous wine? We are brothers. What can't be discussed openly? No matter how big the hatred can be resolved."