List of things Lisa is not allowed to do

1-Leaving the house after 7:00 p.m.

2-Walking through the bathroom walls

3-Lisa is unable to bring food to the restrooms.

4-She is not permitted to access the cafeteria menu at any time, nor may she have anyone else access it for her, directly or indirectly.

5-Lisa should not urge distressed cafeteria customers to "look on the bright side."

6-Lisa cannot approach children

7-Using Levia to measure the pain of torture devices

8-Cooking mermaid meat to save costs

9-Modify this list

10-Walking with few frames per second through the house 

11-Being fed after midnight

12-Not wear clothes in public places

13-Wearing clothes in the bathroom

14-Saying that she represents the ethics committee: If such a commission existed, do you really think Lisa would be on it?

15-Saying that her evil twin sister did it

16-Saying that her good twin sister did it too.

17-Saying she has sisters at all

18-She can't bargain with the others for their "souls". Not even if she is making them a good deal.

19-Saying that she comes from an alternate timeline where if "something doesn't happen for her benefit" the world will be destroyed.

20-Make use of 4chan, especially to publish classified information.

21-To say that she is a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

22-Lisa can no longer accepts or use the following items as payment for wagers:
      *Your soul
      *Someone's soul
      *Virgin's blood
      *Reproductive organs
      *Memories (real or imagined)
      *Pieces of your past
      *Manhattan Island
      *Beads
      *Firstborn
      *Secondborns
      *Redheaded stepchildren
      *Rented mules
      *Gold spun from straw
      *A child's laughter
      *Tears of a child
      *Ponies
       *Someone's grandmother
       *Someone's grandfather
       *Someone's sister
       *Any blood relative

23-Lisa cannot send anything to the past, the future, or to alternate dimensions, especially on Tuesdays

24-Lisa can't play "hot potato" with a live grenade.

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25-Saying "because there is no balls" is not a valid excuse for anything, especially if it involves Cesar.

26-Lisa cannot claim responsibility for earthquakes and other natural disasters. 

27-Excessive Force is not the same as the Force, therefore its use does not turn the Lisa into a Jedi.

28-Celebrate Halloween after Christmas

29-Lisa can't save costs on Halloween decorations

30-Lisa can't trick-or-treat, ever.

31-Lisa is not the "final boss" of anything.

32-She cannot try "Creepypastas" rites from the internet to try to hunt more demons, one time is enough.

33-Lisa is forbidden to use any "the Power of Friendship", "the Power of Love", or any other kind of "Power" which has not been proven to actually exist.

34-Lisa can't stick fridge magnets, especially the letter ones.

35-Use this list as a curriculum.

36-To say that she has diplomatic immunity as a Consul in the Galactic Senate.

37-Put teeth under the pillow so that the tooth fairy will give money to her.

38-Getting into street fights to get teeth for the previous point.

39-Use this list as a to-do list

40-Lisa can no longer force Levia to exemplify what is "Seppuku".

41-Lisa is not in possession of any of the following: A Lisa-mobile, Lisarangs, a Lisa-claw, a Lisa-suit, or a Lisa-laughgas.

42-She cannot create a list of "Things Lisa Is Allowed To Do".

43-Lisa cannot throw herself out of the window of a building "to prove that glass is unbreakable" for any reason.

44-Recreate any demon scene whether it be from a movie, video game, home video, children's program or anything else not listed here.

45-Say that the wolf is coming to the town

46-Go to a nunnery and pretend to be one of them