Chapter 556: I Mustache You A Question (4)

I Mustache You A Question (4)

Baseball city, the only name players bothered to say, sat in the center of the pangean continent in World of Supers. Intended as a central entertainment area for players to relax, the domed city quickly became a hotbed of faction wars and subterfuge because of its location between the artistic city of Lutia, the Quli refugee city of Section 4, and the psychic town of Mentas. Despite the constant scuffles in Baseball City, players still traveled to the area to enjoy the super-powered sports games.

At the moment, one such game was in its final innings. Players were on the field, bases were loaded, and the pitcher stared down the batter like an enemy of the state. The announcer in the booth inside the stadium kept up the commentary in his tweedy voice reminiscent of a twenties radio show.

"This is it, folks. The bases are loaded, the count's three to two, and Rollie Thumbs is on his last pitch to bring the B's to the playoffs. Facing down the pitcher and his stylish mustache is Kenny, "Slammer," Johnson. The absolute meanest batter this side of the river."

Another voice chimed in, this one melodious like a game show host.

"That's right, Bob. Kenny has a solid three-fifty at-bat against Rollie, the highest out of everyone in the Yanks lineup. Not to mention Kenny holds the home-run record."

"It's two gods of Baseball, facing off in the greatest showdown seen in history!" Bob announced.

"Well, I can't have that," A voice interrupted.

Bob spun around, Kenny hot on his heels, to find a well-dressed man in a top hat resting on a cane next to the antique piano used for the seventh-inning stretch.

"Who are you? How did you get in here?" Kenny demanded.

The man bowed, taking his top hat off to reveal his slick black hair, "Do forgive my horrible manners, but I overheard your conversation and had to interrupt before more was said."

The man set his top hat onto the piano and adjusted the tie on his collar, "I am Dr. Zlo! Criminal mastermind! And I have need of your announcer booth."

"You aren't getting this booth that easily," Bob announced, turning to press a button on the speaker system.

"I wouldn't dream of it," Dr. Zlo said.

The villain whipped his cane forward, unleashing a line of his nanite gel toward the two announcers. The gelatinous substance wrapped around the two announcers, solidifying to lock the men in their chairs and spinning them back around to the microphones with a flick of Dr. Zlo's cane.

"Get this off me!" Bob yelled.

"All in good time," Dr. Zlo said.

The villain looked over to his top hat, which had activated and was in the process of splitting in two. Mechanical arms severed the hat's brim, shrinking the fabric and repurposing it until two smaller Pork Pie Hats appeared. The two robotic drones then went to work, scuttling over to the announcers like crabs running along the shore.

The two hats promptly placed themselves over the announcer's heads, activating their unique powers.

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Shakily, the minion turned to Rollie, deciding it would be better to face the pitcher than the rowdy minions. For some reason, Quartet never could control the Jacques, and their antics caused him no end of suffering. There was also the fact Dr. Zlo was looking on from his place in the announcer's booth. Quartet couldn't afford to fail here.

Rollie wound up for the final pitch, his leg rising high into the air as he rocked his whole body forward. This time, Quartet used his cane, swinging right when the pitcher released his ball. Thwack! Went the baseball, Quartet returning the projectile right back to its sender.

Rollie quickly brought his glove up for a catch, but it burst open before the ball arrived, revealing a net inside. Ropes fell over Rollie, knocking the man to the ground as he struggled to free himself. The Jacques all poured out of the Yank's dugout at that moment, rushing forward to grab the pitcher. Quartet followed suit, staying behind to give orders.

The B's, seeing the Yank's rush out onto the field, responded in kind. The pitcher's mound quickly became a brawling ground as the two teams went at it, their fists flying in a classic sports display. Even the umpires got some action, though the entire lot of them were Jacques.

Up in the booth, Dr. Zlo recovered his hat, the drone having stitched itself back together to form the man's titular top hat once more. When he saw Rollie carried off through the Yank's dugout, the villain walked out of the booth, leaving behind two unconscious announcers.

"I think we'll try for a politician next," the villain said to himself as he walked over to his ship.

Quartet and the Jacques joined a moment later. A tied Rollie in their hands.

The barbershop minion stepped forward, "Thanks to my brilliant planning, we've succeeded in capturing the target."

The Jacques behind Quartet seethed, their faceless masks seeming to turn darker. But when the minion turned around, the Jacques stopped, their faces turning upward as if whistling nonchalantly.

Quartet grabbed Rollie and pushed him to the ground in front of Dr. Zlo.

"You a fan or something?" the baseball player asked. "A bit much to go through just for an autograph."

"You could say I'm a fan," Dr. Zlo admitted. "Though, more so for the wonderful hair on your face."

"Oh you dig the stache?" Rollie inquired. "You're rockin' a pretty nifty one too, you know."

"Yes, I know," Dr. Zlo said. "But not enough people do. Which is why I'm 'recruiting' you for my show."

"You'll have to talk to my agent for that," Rollie said.

Dr. Zlo laughed, "You act as if you have any say in the matter."

The villain tapped his cane against Rollie's face, pressing the knob at the top. A fine mist puffed out of the end, and the baseball player's eyes immediately rolled upwards.

"Oh Not cool" Rollie said as Dr. Zlo's knockout gas took him out.

"Get him on board," Dr. Zlo said. "We have to reach our next destination before someone catches wind of our dealings."

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