Vaudevillain
Dr. Zlo - The Musical! (4)
As Cass walks out of the bank, the Jacques around him push the door back to center stage, splitting the set between Dr. Zlo and Cass. The butler, unsure of what to do, wanders around for a moment mumbling.
Cass
Oh, what should I do?
The Jacques behind him look between each other, then one pulls out a lightbulb from behind his back and places it over Casss head. The spotlight focuses on it, lighting it up.
Cass
I know!
The butler steps to the right of the stage and reaches into his pockets. He pulls out a wine bottle and a lighter.
Cass
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The crowd of Jacques turns to look at him.
Cass
My name is Cass, and I am here today to perform for your benefit!
As Cass starts talking, Dr. Zlo and his crew start to hold up the tellers inside the bank. None of them make any sound, as the focus is on Cass, but the pantomiming is easy to make out. The bank tellers shakily hand over their money.
Cass
I shall perform for you today a grand spectacle! With thisCass holds up the bottle of winebottle of vintage vodka, I shall entice you with feats never seen!
Once Cass finishes, the spotlight turns to the bank, where a teller has pressed a large glowing button that was definitely not there before.
The spotlight turns back to Cass, who takes a swig of the vodka. He then takes the lighter, ignites it in front of his mouth, and spits. A gout of flame bursts forth, shocking the crowd of Jacques. (If one doesnt want to endanger the actors and possibly burn the set, a Jacques can whip out some fire-colored ribbons when Cass spits.)
The spectacle entices the crowd and they form a half-circle behind Cass. (That way the audience can see whats happening.) Cass continues to breathe fire, the Jacques clapping. A low tune, barely audible, starts to play.
The spotlight changes back to Dr. Zlo, who is now standing with Sweet Dream in front of a large safe. He pulls out his invention, the card dropping from the ceiling overhead to remind the audience.
The Liquidator
A nefarious invention designed by the devious Dr. Zlo that turns solid money into liquid cash and back again using Sweet Dream's chocolatey prowess! With this weapon, no bank is safe!
Water Gun (1)
Copper Tubing (2 pipes)
Gallium (2g)
Sweet Dream's Chocolate (10g)
Oobleck (2g)
Sciencium (5g)
Dr. Zlo
Now, lets see how well steel holds up against my genius!
The villain blasts the safe, striking it with sea-blue energy. The safe starts to glow with the same color, but quickly fizzles out. (For those without the budget, Dr. Zlo can spray the safe with a squirt gun.)
Sweet Dream
Nothing happened.
Dr. Zlo
Obviously upset. I know that!
Eville
Perhaps you have it on the wrong setting?
Dr. Zlo
Dont be ridiculous. Theres only two settings: turn solid money into liquid cash and turn liquid cash into solid money.
Sweet Dream slaps her forehead.
Sweet Dream
Did it maybe not occur to you that a safe wasnt made of money?
Dr. Zlo blinks. Eville Blinks. Sweet Dream sighs.
Sweet Dream
Of course I gotta do the heavy lifting.
Sweet Dream transforms, her body growing three sizes and dripping molten chocolate. Now monstrous, Sweet Dream wastes no time prying the safe doors free of their hinges. (For those of you who cant afford super powers, the Jacques can come out with a cardboard cutout of a monster Sweet Dream. Bonus points if the cutout isnt even a chocolate monster.)
Dr. ZLo
Eville
Dr. Zlo
Not until I get satisfaction!
The citizens return to their song, pointing off stage at something in the distance.
Citizens
Look! Up in the sky!
Is it a bird?
No, its a plane!
Youre both wrong, its
A man flies in (on wires if you have to) from off stage, landing in a heroic pose between Dr. Zlo and the citizens.
Sweet Dream
Oh, please, dont tell me its
Sweet Dream gets cut off as the citizens introduce the hero.
Citizens
Wonderman, hes here to save the day!
Its Wonderman! All the people shout, Hurray!
Its Wonderman!
Wonderman
Im Wonderman!
Citizens
Its Woooondeeeerman!
Dr. Zlo, Eville, and Sweet Dream stand still as Wonderman looks at the audience and flashes a pearly white smile. The music continues to play, Wonderman using the time to pose and flex. Eventually, he starts to talk.
Wonderman
Fear not citizens, Im here!
Those evildoers will quake, in fear!
Ive come to deal with, your plight!
And no evil will escape, my sight!
Dr. Zlo
Ah, Wonderman, to what do I owe the pleasure?
Wonderman
Save it, villain! Im not here for your leisure.
You see the citizens called to me
And as a hero I must decree
You wont harm a hair on their heads.
Ill make an example of
Your little band of
Misfits. Sweet Dream gasps. Thieves. Eville gasps. And cads! Dr. Zlo growls and fires a laser.
Wonderman swats it aside with his hand and turns back to the audience.
Wonderman
Because Im Wonderman!
Citizens
Hes Wonderman!
Wonderman
Im Woooondeeeeerman!
The marching tune finishes up as Wonderman speaks once more.
Wonderman
And Im here to save the day!
Chapter 589: Dr. Zlo - The Musical! (4)
As Cass walks out of the bank, the Jacques around him push the door back to center stage, splitting the set between Dr. Zlo and Cass. The butler, unsure of what to do, wanders around for a moment mumbling.
Cass
Oh, what should I do?
The Jacques behind him look between each other, then one pulls out a lightbulb from behind his back and places it over Casss head. The spotlight focuses on it, lighting it up.
Cass
I know!
The butler steps to the right of the stage and reaches into his pockets. He pulls out a wine bottle and a lighter.
Cass
Muttering. Boss said to get everyones attention. Hello everyone! Can I have your attention please!Fiind updated novels at novel35.com
The crowd of Jacques turns to look at him.
Cass
My name is Cass, and I am here today to perform for your benefit!
As Cass starts talking, Dr. Zlo and his crew start to hold up the tellers inside the bank. None of them make any sound, as the focus is on Cass, but the pantomiming is easy to make out. The bank tellers shakily hand over their money.
Cass
I shall perform for you today a grand spectacle! With thisCass holds up the bottle of winebottle of vintage vodka, I shall entice you with feats never seen!
Once Cass finishes, the spotlight turns to the bank, where a teller has pressed a large glowing button that was definitely not there before.
The spotlight turns back to Cass, who takes a swig of the vodka. He then takes the lighter, ignites it in front of his mouth, and spits. A gout of flame bursts forth, shocking the crowd of Jacques. (If one doesnt want to endanger the actors and possibly burn the set, a Jacques can whip out some fire-colored ribbons when Cass spits.)
The spectacle entices the crowd and they form a half-circle behind Cass. (That way the audience can see whats happening.) Cass continues to breathe fire, the Jacques clapping. A low tune, barely audible, starts to play.
The spotlight changes back to Dr. Zlo, who is now standing with Sweet Dream in front of a large safe. He pulls out his invention, the card dropping from the ceiling overhead to remind the audience.
A nefarious invention designed by the devious Dr. Zlo that turns solid money into liquid cash and back again using Sweet Dream's chocolatey prowess! With this weapon, no bank is safe!
Water Gun (1)
Copper Tubing (2 pipes)
Gallium (2g)
Sweet Dream's Chocolate (10g)
Oobleck (2g)
Sciencium (5g)
Dr. Zlo
Now, lets see how well steel holds up against my genius!
The villain blasts the safe, striking it with sea-blue energy. The safe starts to glow with the same color, but quickly fizzles out. (For those without the budget, Dr. Zlo can spray the safe with a squirt gun.)
Sweet Dream
Nothing happened.
Dr. Zlo
Obviously upset. I know that!
Eville
Perhaps you have it on the wrong setting?
Dr. Zlo
Dont be ridiculous. Theres only two settings: turn solid money into liquid cash and turn liquid cash into solid money.
Sweet Dream slaps her forehead.
Did it maybe not occur to you that a safe wasnt made of money?
Dr. Zlo blinks. Eville Blinks. Sweet Dream sighs.
Sweet Dream
Of course I gotta do the heavy lifting.
Sweet Dream transforms, her body growing three sizes and dripping molten chocolate. Now monstrous, Sweet Dream wastes no time prying the safe doors free of their hinges. (For those of you who cant afford super powers, the Jacques can come out with a cardboard cutout of a monster Sweet Dream. Bonus points if the cutout isnt even a chocolate monster.)
Dr. ZLo
Eville
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No time Dr. Zlo! We have to go!Dr. Zlo
Not until I get satisfaction!
The citizens return to their song, pointing off stage at something in the distance.
Citizens
Look! Up in the sky!
Is it a bird?
No, its a plane!
Youre both wrong, its
A man flies in (on wires if you have to) from off stage, landing in a heroic pose between Dr. Zlo and the citizens.
Sweet Dream
Oh, please, dont tell me its
Citizens
Wonderman, hes here to save the day!
Its Wonderman! All the people shout, Hurray!
Its Wonderman!
Wonderman
Im Wonderman!
Citizens
Its Woooondeeeerman!
Dr. Zlo, Eville, and Sweet Dream stand still as Wonderman looks at the audience and flashes a pearly white smile. The music continues to play, Wonderman using the time to pose and flex. Eventually, he starts to talk.
Wonderman
Fear not citizens, Im here!
Those evildoers will quake, in fear!
Ive come to deal with, your plight!
And no evil will escape, my sight!
Dr. Zlo
Ah, Wonderman, to what do I owe the pleasure?
Wonderman
Save it, villain! Im not here for your leisure.
You see the citizens called to me
You wont harm a hair on their heads.
Ill make an example of
Your little band of
Misfits. Sweet Dream gasps. Thieves. Eville gasps. And cads! Dr. Zlo growls and fires a laser.
Wonderman swats it aside with his hand and turns back to the audience.
Wonderman
Because Im Wonderman!
Citizens
Hes Wonderman!
Wonderman
Im Woooondeeeeerman!
The marching tune finishes up as Wonderman speaks once more.
Wonderman
And Im here to save the day!
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