Oh, my God. I see you're Alexander Carlyle with that face.
"...... know about me?
What are you talking about?
She slapped me.
It was carefree and non-hostile.
The next thing I knew I was slapped.
I furrowed my brow at that.
An unknown enemy - so I was on some level of guard, but the guard wasn't so much guarded as it was touched so naturally.
"I wouldn't like it if a very famous person was humble in there!
Yeah, I'm sorry. But can you tell me your name?
"Right, I don't remember my name. I'm Wendy, nice to meet you.
Then I shook hands with Wendy.
This time I shook her hand warily.
"I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but were you the one who burned the field?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I burned a lot.
Why?
Because that's where the fruit is.
...... could be explained a little more clearly.
You know, you're going to be born a nobleman or something in your next life.
Suddenly the conversation changed.
I scowled.
"What are you talking about?
I've done so many good deeds that I'm going to be incredibly famous. Did you know that you can become a god after piling up all these good deeds?
"...... yeah
I thought it was a bait and switch, but it was common sense, so I nodded.
Of course. Good deeds end up in God. Nowadays it's common sense that even a three-year-old knows.
"Yes.
"Well, what do you think the end result of all this bad behavior will be?
"...... Daphnia?
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I'm a daphne, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Wendy burst out laughing.
It was very well received, that was a big laugh.
I just said what I saw in person before I was born again, and it was surprisingly well-received.
"Is it that funny?
Yeah, that might be the funniest thing I've heard in three hundred years.
"You've lived a long time.
Yeah. Oh, I didn't answer your question. Yes, I'm a high elf. I'm an elf--what's it called, a primitive species?
"I see.
I knew it.
But what's this friendliness?
I feel like I'm living it all in a groove.
"So what's ......?
"Daphnia
Yeah, yeah, and when you asked him what the end of his misdeeds were, he said daphnia. That's pretty good, isn't it?
"So much?
"It's about a big bad guy who killed hundreds of people,
"I don't think it's just a degree,
But by contrast, don't you think that's about as good as being born a nobleman at best?
"...... So that's what it is.
Finally, I see what Wendy is trying to say.
"So you mean, I don't know if there's a ...... beyond the F, but you're talking about 'FFF'.
"I don't know where you got that rating from, but that's what it is.
"Do you do it yourself ......?
"That's right.
Wendy did the classic finger shot pose and winked at me.
Yes, I'm doing it myself. Because I'm curious, right? What happens when you do more and more bad things? I have about 2,000 years of life left. I'm estimating that so far I can only manage a dictator who has slaughtered a million people, but I think I can accumulate three to four times this amount in another two thousand years. Then...heh-heh-heh.
He covered his mouth with a lightly clenched fist and smiled happily.
"It's going to be so much fun to see what happens.
"......
I have to admit, I feel drained.
She speaks of her resolutions for the next two thousand years with the ease of talking about tomorrow's breakfast menu.