Chapter 3: 3. Fighting for the Easter Egg (1)

Name: Wacko Wally LEVEL 68

Class: Wizard

Gear: Grand Wizard armor set/ Crystal Staff

Techniques: Wizardry+/Arcane Research+/Wagic+/Martial Magic+

Talents: Innate Magic Capacity/Arcane talent/Double Cast

Titles: Slaughterer/Beast Slayer/Pain in the ass/Scholar/Merchant

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The techniques have increased a lot. Under the plus sign, a lot of active skills have been added since I started my grind. My talents are doing also fine. I don't have many titles, but they will do in terms of rarity.

'The pain in the ass' title is quite funny too.

Pain in the ass? Hahaha. Happy memories it was... I can still remember pissing a moderator in the game once. I had the most reported notification back then, but my annoying comments still didn't earn me a ban... The moderator at that time was so angry he thought it would be unfortunate if the other players don't experience his same agony by conversing with me. 

This is the art of subtlety, it's almost impossible to execute I can't help but feel it is a miracle I have lasted this long with a level 12 game character of mine.

What can you do? I didn't use any bad words. What if I tell you I am autistic? What, I am not autistic? Go on, prove it...

Hahaha! Come to think of it, that was the first time I made a friend out of an angry moderator.

I was able to take advantage of the loopholes of the requirements of being banned at the expense of recreating my game character every once for a while— and also some level penalties which I wholeheartedly welcome.

'Wacko Wally', my current game character is the pinnacle of my trolling studies, if there is such...

Sigh...

Enough with the sentimentality. I closed my character panel and then went for the tavern instead. Me not being banned now speaks of the game company's disregard, so yeah— a new record for being an asshole in the game for 6 hours is something to celebrate.

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I ordered the most expensive stuff from the tavern in every category. SSS grade, EX grade, L grade, and even the ultra-expensive M grade. Well, I am rich!

This shall be my last meal! Wahahaha...

I, then, made my character eat and drink every item on the menu from the coarse bread to the most expensive delicacies. Food in the game is only used to satiate the hunger of the character, they don't have much use other than adding the RPG elements of being inside the game.

Players (10, 317). Looks like there are still plenty of players who want to be ceremonious in playing the game. Good luck with that!

SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT: TIME OUT! THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING THE GAME OF MAGIC AND MONSTROSITY.

Oooh... Finally, the boring game is about to end.

AS A FINAL EVENT. THE LAST 10, 317 PLAYERS WILL BE ENTERING A FORCED PVP MODE. THE LAST PLAYER TO LIVE WILL RECEIVE A GIFT, IN THE FORM OF AN EASTER EGG!

What the fuck!?

THE FINAL EVENT WILL START ON 10, 9, 8...

Hmmm...

Deliberation? Nah!? I mayt* as well join and play!

Now, that sounds like fun! I immediately escaped from the tavern, eager to commit a killing spree.

No, no, no, no! Chill, my murderous heart! I have to set my priorities straight. What do I want?

I want to make people angry. If I die early, I won't be able to achieve any of that! So let's play it safe! But how can I make people angry if I were to play it safe?

Hmmm...

I guess there is only one way to achieve my selfish goals.

It is by WINNING!

I want to win!

I want that easter egg!

Then I won't tell anyone what is the easter egg. Imma gonna post its pic on Reddit then flaunt it with a blur, hehehe.

Victory is my end goal.

So, I will play it smart. I made my way to the low-level grinding spots, I won't have any competition in here as a level 68.

4, 3, 2, AND 1! FIGHT! GOOD LUCK PLAYERS.

The countdown reached its peaked.

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And finally, the chaos started. The 10, 317 players started to go down. The decrease was intermittent, but it was scarily fast enough to motivate me.

The real adversity is the skilled level 100 players, and some really good cheaters out there. A combination of both will be as difficult.

If I want to win, I need to raise my level fast! This is quite an immense challenge!

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Fuck, a level 100 has set its eyes on me. I cast the pornomorph plus the tri-bombs combo to the dumbass, and ooh it works wonders.

"Hey, concentrate! I imagine ye whacking your wang behind the screen. Disgusting, let me shower you with my love."

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

My tri-bombs made quick work of the level 100 bastard, kekekeke! My cackling is becoming more sinister lately, like pure evil.

"Die ye' filthy humans, bathe in the flames of my tri-bombs and wacky magic!"

It is to my gratification that PVP now offers exp. I feel that the rules of the final event are to a cheater's disadvantage.

I need to gather information first. I used a perfect stealth potion for my character. As long as my avatar doesn't move, it will not be seen by others.

I went into the viewtube, maybe someone is forecasting the event.

Oh, here it is.

Goodness, the fighting is intense. The most frightening of all is that many of the players have already long resorted to cheating. Even the famous level 100s! Where is your pride?!

I need to step up my game. The exp reward in the PVP is better than PVE, so picking off the lower level gamers will net me a lot of exp.

I should stop relying on my pornomorph more often since this will be my trump card in the endgame. It will be bad if the stronger players become mentally prepared for my ultimate weapon. I must also conserve my tri-bombs and elixirs of life. Shops stopped selling their goods the moment the final event started.

Players (5, 160).

It took me a lot, but heck I am only at level 92.

The fuck? What is this? PUBG? ROS?

Seeing the familiar map in front of me, the urge to vent emerged. I don't know if this is creative or not, but damn— the thrill is still here.

Poison gas started to gather around the continent leaving a safe zone with a diameter of several kilometers in the center of the map. And even now, the circle is getting smaller.

My level is not yet maxed, so I have to play safe. The poison is quite deadly. Level 70s are instantly killed by the poison, while level 80s have barely a second.

For a level 92, I can last about 5 seconds minimum. Players with mounts must have fortified themselves already in the center of all this mess. Playing on the edge of the circle has its advantages and disadvantages.

What should I do?

Nah, safety can be damned. Imma gonna give them an all for nothing.

CutiePie died from poison... SharonShower died from poison... Sheilacat died from poison... Derrecock died from poison.... 777Hero died from poison... Marijuanaisgood died from poison... UzumakiVegetables died from poison... died from poison... died from poison... died from poison...

Before I even made a move, I immediately paused my thoughts at the notification of the many deaths of players.

Players (1, 003). The heck! About four thousand got instantly killed. That's deadly!

CHATROOM:

Cutie pie: Fuck you, Blazebye guild! Why such an ass!!? You lot are suicidal!

Heyo: Clap, clap, clap! Bravo, I tell you...

Snitch: Fellow players, I warn you. The Blazebye guild is using mass teleportation scrolls to bring players into the poisonous zone. If you see a Blazebye player, please work hard on killing them!

Don't want to talk: ...

Ellipsis guy: ...

Fanboi: Please record the Easter egg!

Seeing the chatroom enlightened me. That was super creative. Though, I won't be copying it, since doing so will also send me to the poisonous zone. The names of the players chatting in the chatroom are all grayed out, this means that they are dead. This also means that their info is most likely true.

Still, I won't be trying my hardest to kill these Blazebye guild members. I will just stay out of their way. Players with stealth skills must be approaching the event as I do.

Oooh... Of the fun brought by camping...

Yeah, that's what I should do.

Hehehehe~

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