Chapter 2: 2. Hijack

'Why? Just why is this happening to me?'

I was only going to hit the toilet and take a shit. Of course, the delivery of my shit was a success. But I got stuck inside the toilet because of these maniacs. 

A group of bad guys was hijacking the plane that I was currently riding. 

''Fuck, there are a hundred of thousand planes here. But why this plane? Fuck my life!'

I was dreaming of a comfortable life, but to think I would experience this. I was too unfortunate! So unlucky!

I had zero survival skills because I was sucked from physical activities. 

Why? Because I was just a lousy nerd who wanted to study for my bright future!

'If I am a protagonist of this series, a lot of readers who just read the first chapter will drop this. Rating it to 2 or 1 because the protagonist is an idiot!' 

'Man, why the heck did they hijack this plane? 

"Hand over the key, bastard!" the hijacker 1 smash the edge of his gun at the forehead of his target. 

"Hey, that's too much!" a female voice argued about the treatment.

"Nobody cares!" Hijacker 1 continued to assault the poor old man.

I have no idea what's going on outside, but I guess I will have to stay here for a while. Hehe.'

"Who is inside? Get out now!" someone knocked on the door.

My eyes opened wide like a dead fried fish. My body trembled upon hearing his voice behind the door.

"If you don't open this door, I will shoot you. Are you even listening? Hey!" the Hijacker 2 knocked on the door again. 

More like, he was slamming his hand.

"Fuck my life. What should I do now?" I closed my eyes and heaved a tiring sigh.

Hijacker 2 kept slamming his fist on the door.

"Open the goddamn door. Or else, I will shoot it!" 

"Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, hold up." I panicked. 

I grabbed the doorknob, but since I was unable to control my strength, I accidentally dislocated it. More like, I destroyed it. 

'Bruh! I'm screwed! I have to force my way out!" I readied myself and opened the door in one push.

"Oi, bastard. I'm not fucking joking. On the count of 3. I will fire my gun. One, two—Goaagh."

But because of the impact, I accidentally hit Hijacker 2. And due to the unexpected action, Hijacker 2 hit his comrade through the head by accident. 

'Oh, fuck.' my face turned blue upon seeing his dead body in person.

"Bruno!" Hijacker 2 cried as he accidentally missed fire. 

"Oh, my bad. It was an accident. Totally an accident. I didn't mean to. Who on earth forgot to check the door's quality? I didn't expect it, you know. Listen, I didn't know the door is too easy to break. Hehe~" I smiled slightly. 

"You fuckin' bastard! Die!" Hijacker 2 aimed his gun, but I dodged it smoothly.

"Hatchoo!" I snooze. I inadvertently hit his arm that resulted to misfire.

*Bang*

"What the—Gooagh!" Hijacker 2 was hit by a fire extinguisher. Of course, he accidentally hit the fire extinguisher above him. Then, it dropped down directly to his face.

Result: Hijacker 2's death.

"Oh, my goodness. Blood! Holy shit. I'm so sorry, man. I didn't mean to. It was an accident," I covered my nose to prevent sniffing his blood. 

Then, two hijackers went to the location and found the dead bodies of their comrades. One of them pointed their gun and aimed at my head, and he clicked the trigger without hesitation. 

"What the fuc— Die!" Hijacker 3 pulled the trigger. 

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"Die!" Hijacker 4 did the same thing. 

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*

"Hatchoo!" I sneezed. I inadvertently dodged it because of it.

Four of their comrades died from the next section, and Hijackers 3 and 4 died on the spot because their comrades from the other side also fired their guns at me. 

"Oh, fuck! Fuck! They just died on the spot! People, it was an accident!" I blurted out.

All of the passengers were surprised by the sudden event. 

"Y..y.. you, what are you?" Hijacker 1 grabbed the pink-haired girl as a hostage. 

Friendly fire! It's friendly fire! 

"Man... I'm just here for a hunt. But to think this will happen. I'm so sorry. I'm just a job hunter." I scratched my head as I stood up, but everyone including the hostage was terrified upon seeing me. 

"You... you... you're a hunter! How on earth did you manage to sneak here? Hunters should live in solitude in that fucking place. I thought I was able to escape from there but to think the government will send you here. Just to kill us. How dare they?" Hijacker 1 got frightened. 

'Hold up, did he just mishear me? I'm just an ordinary man, though.'

"Man, I think you are confusing me for someone. I'm just a job hunter. Not a regular hunter, though," I raised my arms and slowly moved my feet away from him. 

"Stay back. Don't make a move or else. I will kill this woman!" 

'What do you think I am doing here? Like hell, I will approach you!'

"Chill... Relax, sir. I'm just an OFW. I'm not here to hurt you," I earnestly stated. 

"Liar! Do you truly think I will believe you? Don't make a move, you goddamn hunter!" Hijacker 1 stepped back whilst holding the poor girl on his hand. 

"Okay, I will move away. Do your thing. But don't hurt her, okay? Like I said, relax. I'm not going to hu—Ouch."

I slipped over on the dead body, and suddenly, I heard a loud bang. Some passengers screamed out of fear. 

As I stood up, I found the girl alone, who looked too shocked.

"I, I, Incredible.... A slipped shot by using his feet. That's so cool," the female hostage looked at me with sparkling eyes. 

'Huh?' my eyes turned sharp.

"That was a good act, sir. You're an incredible hunter!" one of the female flight attendants shook my hand out of nowhere.

"Huuh?" my ears twitched from the unnecessary compliment.

"Cool, so cool! How did you do that, young lad?" a British man spanked my shoulder.

"Whaa—t?" My eyebrows wrinkled upon hearing that question.

"Y-y-you have a scary face, but you manage to kill all of them. Good job, Mr. Hunter!" the businessman who looked like a character in a porn series congratulated me. 

'Kill? I killed them all? Fuck it, they killed each other. And I didn't kill Mr. Hijacker 1!' 

"People, listen. I'm no hunter. I'm a job hunter," I responded politely. 

"We know. You're a special class agent!" they laughed it off. 

'Ladies and gentlemen, I believe you are misunderstanding this. I'm no special agent or something like a hunter! I'm a future Overseas Filipino Worker!'

Fuck this shit, I tried to clear the misunderstanding. But all of my efforts were in vain. 

But never mind, I just prayed that this won't ever happen again. But because of the incident, our flight needed to land at the nearest airport. 

Afterward, the plane flew for America. Except for me and this fucking pinked haired woman!

 

 

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