Chapter 25: 25. Fly High Incident: Holmer POV

Fourteen years ago, I was invited by a peer of nerds who were socially awkward during high school days. As our friendship grew stronger, five of us founded the 'No Girlfriend Since Birth (NGSB)' brotherhood.

With the establishment of this group, we made a lot of fun times together. But unbeknownst to us, we became famous for no apparent reason. 

I was still an optimistic human being who loved to play outside with my friends. But one of our friends introduced PC gaming. Now we could play together in a computer shop. 

Who needed girls when you had your brothers on your back? They were all that I needed!

I was no longer a fan of confessing my love to beautiful girls. I learned a lot from my past experience, and it was embarrassing to reminisce about it. 

Despite the nightmare of the past remaining intact inside my mind, brotherhood replaced the sadness in my heart. I was grateful of what they did for me. 

Consequently, the high school era was testing our solid friendship and comradeship. 

My friends were a bit good-looking and attractive sons of bitches, so some girls formed a fan club to chase them after. Most of them were daughters of wealthy and influential families from other countries.

They were formerly nerd-looking people, but they became a heart of sensation in the community.

Who was the stupid man responsible for this? Yeah, it's my fault. They were crying like a baby, so I gave them a little bit of service of a good comrade-in-arms. But it was my mistake to give them a makeover. But who cares about it, right? At least, they gained confidence and freedom to express their true self.

We tried to fight back. Someone advised everyone to act like thugs or dressed like bad boys, but we were surprised that a flock of women was still falling in love like crazy with my friend's fake bad behavior. Our plan to chase them away backfired.

Those women had a high tolerance and perseverance. They were eager to date them despite being pushed aside.

I decided to investigate the cause, and I was so astonished to discover the truth. Women were falling in love easily with bad boys! Bad-looking and assertive men! 

Who should be blamed for that? Well, it was me again. My bad. I didn't even know. Sorry, pals.

My friends turned into a symbol of love by female students whilst the jealous men treated us as an enemy. A bunch of beautiful women from our campus and other schools in the city paid us a visit and almost succeeded to destroy the foundation of our brotherhood.

These terrifying women forced us to create a new defense against their obsession. We all knew how their fake love could break us apart. We assumed they only wanted my friend's heart because they were lost to a bet. Whoever wins would gain popularity among their friends.

Those women only looked at my friends as a trophy for their achievements. What a terrifying bitches.

I was happy that no one liked me because of my face and personality. I already partially accepted that I ain't special. This mindset was really keeping me physically and mentally stronger than before. 

If this was a romantic-comedy, my initial role was the best buddy, a minor side character. A punching bag who would always hinder the plans of the heroines. Yeah, I was also played like a disposable clown for the audience.

As we graduated from our school, we made a vow to stick to our creed.

The NSGB would stand still together. For the brotherhood, our creed would never be abandoned. 

Everyone appointed me a very important job in my hands. It was a big responsibility that was adequate at our timeline. They bestowed me the title of the Executioner, the one who will execute his duty to kill the traitors without remorse.

Whoever tried to have a girlfriend or marry a girl will face his death. 

Whoever tried to give his purity and lost his virginity will face execution without a trial. 

Unless otherwise, they were coerced to do it because they were in a difficult spot with nowhere to return. The verdict would be forgiven. But the decision depended on my own judgment. 

As the executioner, it is my sole responsibility and seldom duty to put the end of their lives in my hands. It might be a ridiculous and childish concept, but the law was the law. No one was above the law, not even the president of the organization. 

'I will make sure they will commit 'Sepukku' even if we ain't Japanese. This is our creed, this is what we believe. We are the NSGB brotherhood!' 

We were normal and straight male human beings. We knew from the start we were different from the others, but our brotherhood unified us as one body.

'Bro's before hoe's,' was our motto!

Coming back to my senses, I put back my phone in my pocket.

"Hey, are you alright, Ms. Adrielle?" I inquired. "Yes, I'm okay. But my clothes ain't comfortable to wear with, though," Helena pouted as she looked at her outfit with a trace of coal on it. 

I looked at the robot and whispered. 

"If you have something on your sleeves, you can start to show it," I permitted with a low tone. "Don't worry, I got your back. Well, you're lucky to have me, human. Don't worry, I salvage your packages and the beautiful woman's personal items before the plane got destroyed, you know," Baku obliged. 

My ears twitched upon hearing it.

"Y-y-you serious?" I shifted my gaze at his position. "Of course, who am I? You're a beloved and loyal companion. I know the enemies will blow it out, so I immediately stock your assets inside my dimensional storage area, human," Baku responded proudly.

My lips curled up in a crescent moon. The U-shape smile made the young lady gulp her saliva out of fear.

"S-s-savior, why are you smiling like that? Stop it, it is frightening to watch," Helene requested as embraced herself to cover it from me. Then, she step aback when I shifted my gaze to her eyes. "This is... nothing. By the way, we should find a public toilet, Ms. Adrielle," I suggested. 

The young lady trembled and kept a distance four steps away from me. Her face turned blue, looking at me like a criminal who was planning to do something.

"S-s-s-savior, I know you saved me a lot. I don't know how to repay you, but please have a little bit of humanity inside your heart. I'm still a minor. I... I... I don't want to," Helena cast a barrier around her body. "Hey, what on earth are you talking about?" I tilted my head to the side. "Please don't make a step. I don't want to hurt you!" Helena warned.

I scratched a hand on my head and sighed. 

"I don't know what are you worrying about. But hear me out, we're going to head for a toilet. Is that not even convincing?" I explained. "Stop. In the name of Evil God, please stop. You're.... you're... not even my type, my savior!" Helena cried as she was ready to cast an attack spell on my body. 

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'Goaagh,' a large spear hit my heart inside my head. I coughed out blood from the impact.

I gulped upon seeing it.

Although I didn't receive a fatal injury or damage physically, I placed a hand on my chest due to the severe mental damage due to her stern rejection. 

"Master, I think she misunderstands your words. You should tell her first the reason," advised Baku as he floated above her shield. "Good grief, stop it already. You don't have to worry. I'm not interested in a minor," I waved a hand to induce it. 

Her eyes opened wide in surprise.

"Y-y-y-you're not?" Helena worried. "Yes, I am not. I might die or worst I might get arrested by the authority. You don't have to... worry, Ms. Adrielle," I shrugged it off. 

"Are you sure? I can trust you, right?" Helena withdrew two more steps away from me. "You don't have to trust me. Well, you know what? Let's end this quick," I flicked a finger and my companion put down her luggage behind her.

 "Eh? Eeh? Eeeh?" Helena panicked upon seeing her personal things appear in front of her. "Take those things. And do your job alone. I'm going now," I turned around and walked away, but she immediately turned off her shield and rushed on me.

The young lady tugged my sleeves to stop me.

"W-w-wait, stop. Where are you going?"Helena quizzed. "You don't need to know," I slapped a hand to remove her fingers from my sleeve.

"Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It is just a common reflex whenever I feel sexually threatened," Helena blocked my path, expanding her arms widely to halt my advance. "Good for you. Now step aside. I have to go to the toilet now," I slipped through her right side and moved my feet away from her. 

However, she blocked me again.

"Now, I understand. I understand it now. You wanted us to go there to change our outfits, right? Right?" Helena panted. I was about to bypass her, but I stopped. "Yeah, but it is fine. You don't have to go with me. I'm okay to stand here and do nothing. Waiting for a servant to dress me up. Yeah, I'm totally fine," I quipped without looking into her eyes. 

'Learn your place, narcissist woman. In all of my experience, they will always think I will do something nasty. Unbelievable, this is why I loathe them, oh except my mother and female cousins,' I commented inside my head. 

"I... I apologize. If you just explained it to me in the first place, I won't even jump scared like that, you know. Please try to give me a hint next time," Helena tried to correct me. "Oh, sorry about that. Then, let's end this," I shifted my gaze at her in disgust.

She gasped with shaky pupils.

"S-s-s-savior, please don't be mad at me. I... I don't know where we are though. Do you want a female minor to walk alone in this place by herself?" Helena trembled as she tried to touch my hand. But I slipped it away before she did. "Then, go to the police station. They might entertain you. Listen here, let's not talk about this," I suggested. 

'But still, I still don't see any local citizens lurking around in this street,' I worried. 

"Savior, I don't want to go to the police, though. Please stay with me. No, I want to stay with you," Helena implored. "Huh? Watch your words carefully. The locals nearby might misunderstand it as a confession," I reminded. 

Her face turned red upon realizing her mistake.

"No, no, no, it is not like that. I don't mean to say it. I don't see you as a man!" Helena waved a hand in panic. "Man, how many times do you have to reject me? I'm not even trying, Ms. Adrielle," I heaved a sigh.

"Eh? I'm sorry again," Helena hung her head down in apology. "Gosh, let's move now. I'm kind of tired of talking about this," I passed her and headed for a public toilet nearby. 

"Master, this way," Baku guided us. "Right away," I muttered which only I could hear.

Fourteen and a half minutes later. 

We arrived at the destination. 

I entered the men's room and opened the zipper. Then, someone entered together with me.

As I was concentrating on my activity, I shifted my gaze to the man beside me. Then, my eyes turned sharper than a blade upon recognizing his face.

"Toby?" I muttered aside that only I could hear. Then, I found a wedding ring attached to his finger. 

'Did I mistake him for someone I know? No, I believe... he's someone I really know!' I assured inside my head. 

After I was done peeing out all of the water from my body, I chased after his tail until we reached a park that was only a minute away from the public toilet.

First, I observed the situation before I made a judgment. Then, I examined his face from head to toe. 

It was no doubt, Toby Rualdez. Number 5 member of the NSGB brotherhood. The one I was looking for!

I was about to appear before him, but I heard a word that stopped me from doing so. 

"Oh, my daughter, did I keep you waiting?" asked the man, patting the little girl who was waiting for him on the bench. "No," the little girl shook her head with a smiling face.

The girl spread her arms widely.

"Daddy, up... Up. Let's go home!" the little girl requested to carry her. "Oh, my little Latisa, very good. Your mommy will get mad if we don't come back immediately," Toby happily obliged and carried her in his arms. 

My hands closed my fist tightly. My lips pursed into silence. 

The cold breeze coming from the east gave me a cold sensation. My mind was starting to think of a sinister idea.

At that moment, my role as the 'executioner' of NSGB was activated. 

 

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