Fifteen minutes before the incident.
"Sir Zueho, we're on position," one of my minions reported. I took a peek at my watch and leaned my back against the wall. "Good, make sure everyone is ready," I instructed silently.
We're about to commence an operation that could change the course of the history of Golden Circle.
The news about the death of the three elites with an SSS rank in the organization opened a new door of opportunity for the others. Not only that, it made me realize that the whole organization had been weakened by the STF.
They were so weak that they needed a new administration to take care of this mess. And I was the one who should clean it up.
My target was an influential businessman with an affluent asset that could buy a province in just a peak of time. He's also a universally feared human being in the world because of his power and unique abilities that only his family knew.
According to my intel, he had a small number of guardians to protect his life. It was said that he was a powerful human being that didn't need any protection. But that was before.
From this day, I would eventually destroy the legend of this organization. And replaced him at this moment.
"Sir, the Headmaster of the Mingxi clan is currently in the conference room. We're about to install all the bombs across the buildings," a minion reported. "Good, very good. Make sure no one will find you out," I stated, smiling.
The people inside the building had no idea that they would witness the upcoming new era for the Golden Circle.
'Rejoice, rejoice, people! I, Zueho Longxu, will start a new world order. And this man, the headmaster of the Mingxi clan, will become my stepping stone for the honor and glory of the new era!' I burst into joy inside my head.
I kept a professional facade, so no one could see my inner excitement.
I laid out three consecutive plans for this operation. That number was enough to bring down one man. One man.
The plans were very simple, so even a dumb person could understand the basis on a brink of time.
Plan A: Mass Assault. Attacking the target at once.
Plan B: Defensive measures against countermeasures.
Plan C: Escape plan. Bomb the whole place.
If we analyzed it carefully, these were the common scenarios where the protagonist would succeed.
I was very confident about this. Very positive!
"Hey, boss. I have bad news for you," a minion reported. "Yeah, what is it?" I inquired. "The princess is missing. She's not in the hotel," the minion replied with a shaky voice.
A cord on my neck appeared.
"W-what did you say?" I asked angrily. "The princess is not in her room, boss," the minion trembled.
I slammed a hand on the wall, creating a small crack the size of my hand on it.
"Nevermind. She won't be on time when the event actually begins," I calmed myself and heaved a sigh. "Yes, sir," the minion responded.
Fourteen minutes later.
I gave a signal. My men went inside and breakthrough the defensive barrier of the Headmaster's office and the conference room.
They quickly eliminated all the hostile low-key members who were guarding our target.
Then, we activated a jamming orb to disable the whole communication within the building. Now we had only a five minutes to finish the job.
Next, I released seven pieces of the [Tanina], a S-class gems inside the room. It was a powerful item used by the organzirion to suppress the power of a too tier Ki-user effectively.
I used a helicopter to jump inside and aimed a gun at the headmaster. He was unable to do anything when I did that.
I locked my eyes on the long-whited-haired old man. His eyes resembled the eye of a lone wolf in the snowy mountain. He's around in the mids of his fifties, but his physique was sturdy to be compared to other elders.
He was wearing a dark-orange well-pressed button-up dress shirt. He had a single scarlet jewel around his neck and a wedding ring attached to his finger.
Zhang Mingxi, the Headmaster and the current Chairman of the Golden Circle.
"Zueho Longxu, what's the meaning of this?" the headmaster demanded with a ghastly voice. I smirked. "What do you think? I'm just helping you to retire at an early age, old man," I rested my gun on my shoulder as I explained it.
"You... You're insane. I was right to excommunicate you from the organization," Chairman Mingxi gritted his teeth and clenched his fist tightly on the table. "Oh, no. I'm scared. Do you want to meet your ancestor in the afterlife? I don't think so. Because you have no guts, Chairman. You're a son a bitch who stripped me the title that should already be mine. Mine!" I responded as I tapped a finger on his table.
"If you remember, you're nothing but a second-rate copycat of the other former clan masters. You have no principle, no disciple, and most of all, you have no heart of a true leader, Zueho," Chairman Mingxi snorted.
My veins popped out of my veins.
"Old man, start to pray to Buddha or other deities. No one can save you now. I will take the position of the head," I pressed the gun at his forehead, but the old man stared at me with unapprehensive looks. "Do it. But whatever you do, the clan position will never be yours, Zuelo. It already belongs to my daughter. And you. You will gain nothing. Nothing," Chairman Mingxi giggled as he mocked me.
My target pushed a button under his table. An explosive device was activated and exploded under us.
Due to its impact, it caused to shake the floor terribly.A thousand debris of the broken mirror fell down on the floor. But thankfully, I was alive.
Our plan backfired. I wanted this operation to be sneaky as possible, but he ruined it.
'You fuckin' bastard, you'll pay for this!' I slapped the gun in his face.
"Do you understand what you did? I'm trying to be nice here, but you are screwing me now, old man. What the fuck did you do?" I seethed. "Callin' for backup," Chairman Mingxi lifted up the table with his strength and slapped it on my position.
I pulled the trigger out of surprise, but the bullet ricocheted from his Ki-defensive aura.
'Damn it, that's a tier 10 bullet worth billions, but it didn't even penetrate his skin? What a monster!' I bent my back to avoid his attack, and I used my flexible body to hit him again.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
"Goaah," Chairman Mingxi placed a hand on his chest when one of them finally broke through. "Phew, you're stubborn, but you're no longer that scary and stronger than you were, old man," I stood up properly and shot the table with one shot.
The table was wrecked into pieces by one magic bullet.
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"Age is really the most invincible and natural cause of losing one's life. You're not only a silly bastard but also a stupid leader who couldn't even do anything other than lift a table in this situation," I shot another bullet before he could put the strength to stand up. "Y-y-you son of a bitch, Z-z-zuelo," Chairman Mingxi gritted his teeth in pain. He knelt down on my knee.
He's panting heavily. Despite my bullet hitting him, it didn't go deeper than the last one.
*Bang*
I shot him again. This time, I hit his abdomen. Luckily, it penetrated inside and caused him to bleed.
"I wonder what should I do next? What do you think I should do?" I reloaded and aimed it again. "D-d-don't ask me. Think about it by yourself," Chairman Mingxi tried to stand up on his feet, but it was in vain.
"My men have already covered this area. Even before the reinforcement arrives, you are already dead. I guess I will hunt down your daughter next," I giggled. "Do it if you can... My... My... My daughter, Lixue, will kill you. She will show no mercy at someone like you, Zuelo," Chairman Mingxi reassured.
I shot his shoulders and hit his heart, but unfortunately, he was still breathing. The defense of his heart was thicker than the other parts of his body.
"Hey, your time is up, old man. Any last words?" I inquired. "Fuck you, Zuelo. Fuck your guts. And fuck everyone in this room," Chairman Zuelo closed his eyes and surrendered.
"Well then, I'm going to make sure you will die nice and easy, old man," I snorted. "Do it," Chairman Zuelo clicked his tongue and accepted his fate.
'Farewell, old man,' I stated, pulling the trigger slowly.
I was happy that I finally fulfilled my dream to kill a legend. But someone interfered.
*BOOM!*
I heard a gunshot and a lot of explosions coming outside of the room.
"What was that?" I inquired. "B-b-b-boss, Holver Arnoa. Holver Arnoa betrayed us!" my minion reported.
'Holver Arnoa? Wait, why is he here?' I was confused.
"Hey, what's taking you so long? I guess you didn't see it coming, did you?" Chairman Mingxi giggled. "Shut up!" I shot him, but he jumped away before the bullets came closer. He used the body of my minion as a meatshield.
"Fire!" I commanded. "Yes, sir!" my men equipped their weapons and aimed at him, ready to shoot him.
However, it was stopped when the door exploded. Our attention shifted to the man who was standing still in the cloud of smoke.
"Holver Arnoa, what is the meaning of this?" I demanded angrily. "Holver? Holver Arnoa is still alive? I can't believe this!" Chairman Mingxi was bewildered upon hearing his name.
"Does the clan master knows about this? This treacherous act that you are doing against me, huh?" I quizzed. "Wait, what? He's been gone for eleven years, though," Chairman Mingxi was confused.
"You shut the fuck up. Yeah, he's been gone for eleven, eleven fucking years. But it doesn't mean he's dead," I explained angrily. "Say what? Holver Arnoa, what's the meaning of this? You should explain yourself. Defend your honor, right here, right now. Are you rebelling against me too? Answer me!" Chairman Mingxi demanded as he pointed a finger at the person behind the smoke.
"Hey, are you standing there and staying quiet, huh?" I inquired. "I'm sorry, gentlemen. But it is not what you think it is," Holver spoke a word.
His voice... sounded more unique. He had a golden voice of an announcer in a boxing arena and a radio station.
'Wait, is Holver like this before?' I tilted my head to the side.
"Holver, whose side are you? Me or this old man?" I asked. "Neither of you piques my interest. I'm just an OFW, but to think this is going to result in this mess. I won't be able to sleep later," Holver responded with a disappointing tone.
The cloud of smoke disappeared and his whole body appeared clearly in front of us.
"Holver, whose side are you really? Did the clan master betray me now? The chairman is still here. I can still finish the job, though. Your presence here had a meaning, right? You're here to judge me now, right? Answer me!" I trembled and pointed a gun at his face. "Zuelo, you," Chairman Mingxi was astonished when my body was shaking upon seeing a legendary figure in front of us.
'Oh God, the clan master definitely sent him here to kill me. But I still haven't failed my mission. I... I still have time!'
"Holver, no, Lord Disaster, pick me. Don't choose him. Pick me. I haven't failed yet. I haven't failed yet!" I insisted. "Jeez, listen here. I'm not Holver Arnoa," Holver raised a hand, but I knew he was planning to do something.
"Fire at will!" I commanded. All of my men fired their guns at his position. However, all of it were deflected easily by an invisible shield.
Not only that, the bullets turned into dust in the air afterward.
'N-n-n-n-no way. You can still use magic? But we used a powerful item, an anti-mana and ki powers. Unbelievable. He's stronger than the chairman and the elders. What a monster. No wrong, he's a demon in human flesh!' I shuddered.
"What are you guys doing? Kill him. Kill him before he does something terrible to us!" I insisted. "Good grief. Baku... don't kill them please," Holver muttered a command, but only he could hear.
From his position, he extended a hand as far as he could like he was trying to reach someone in front of him to stop it, but all we could see was a monstrous hitman casting a spell inside hus head against his enemies.
'Eeh? Hiiiike!' a swish of an invisible blade cut the necks of my men. One by one, their heads separated from their bodies.
"L-l-l-lord Disaster, h-h-have mercy on me," my butt fell down on the floor. "It is not my fault. I'm not responsible for their death, you know," Holver stepped inside the room with his eyes looking down at my position.
'Fuck you! Fuck all of you!' I pulled out the detonator.
"Zuelo, no!" Chairman Mingxi tried to stop me, but it was already too late. "Let's die together!" I pushed the trigger.
*Tch* *Tch* *Tch*
"Eh?" I tilted my head to the side. "Eeh?" Chairman Mingxi was confused.
I could hear the sound of an alarm around my place. There was a small barrier shielding the hitman.
How about me? I was trapped in a transparent mana-made cube, a 5th Circle regenerative barrier spell that could the target inside for a long time.
'All of the bombs are transported in my place. But how? How is this possible? This is fuckin' nuts,' I was wretched.
It would only be possible if there was a familiar nearby. But Holver Arnoa and the chairman had no pets beside them. Or so I thought?
"You touched my partner. You deserve to die, human," a sound of a robot crossed my ears.
I looked above and found it, a flying drone with a single purple eye.
"I'm fucked," I stated. Then, I exploded inside of it
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