Chapter 15: 15

An hour had passed. In the end, they decided that there was no point in defending right in front of the stage, and the three of them worked together to defeat the enemies as they arrived. Johann makes Inukoro collect Cyalium, while Zecca uses various Skills to destroy their opponents. Although Remma doesn’t have any offensive Skills, the power of her gorilla suit allows her to defeat her opponents in melee.

And then the battle is over. The three took deep breaths in front of the giant pile of Cyalium they had collected.

“We’ve gathered quite a lot, huh?” Zecca said.

“Thanks to Zecca-chan’s rampage, yeah,” Johann said.

“… I could hardly do anything,” Remma said.

“You gave us a Drop Increase item,” Zecca said. “That alone was a huge help.”

And right when they were thinking about how to distribute this mountain of Cyalium, the sky suddenly turned red and heavy music started playing. It was just like the BGM of a boss battle.

The mood of the idols singing on stage has changed dramatically. The party stood up all at once and braced themselves, the effects seemed to be the herald of some kind of big battle.

“… What is this?” Remma asked.

“Maybe a boss monster will appear after defeating a certain number of enemies,” Zecca said.

“Ufufu, I see,” Johann said. “I have a feeling we could get a rare item out of this.”

“Right…?” Zecca said. “Even if we don’t get rares, it’s a chance to get a lot of Cyalium.”

After waiting for a while, a huge, cyborg-like monster appeared in the sky. And then:

“Conditional Hard Quest: Her Song Will Save the World: ‘I’d Seriously Rather Get A P(erfect) Than This P’ ~ Activated” 1

Victory Conditions

Defeat all enemies.

Defeat Conditions

All players are wiped out. OR the HP of the Idols on the Stage reaches 0.

So said the pop-up message. Then, along with that, a whale-shaped monster, the “Aircraft Carrier Giant Whale” floats in the sky, its abdominal hatch opens, and then the fanatic goblins they had fought earlier began to parachute to the arena.

“Siege defense, is it…?” Zecca said. “I’m getting fired up!”

“Zecca-chan, I’m not used to this kind of thing, so please give me instructions,” Johann said.

“…” nod, nod, Remma went.

“Understood,” Zecca said. “First, Remma-chan will wait in front of the stage. From there, apply defensive Buffs to us, and protect the stage if the enemy breaks through in force.”

“…” nod, nod, Remma went.

“Johann-san, attack the whale itself with a flying summoned beast. Also, please attack the enemies that are still parachuting down. I will defeat all the enemies already on the ground,” Zecca said.

“Roger that,” Johann and Remma both said.

Then, they immediately jumped into action.

“Finally, it’s your turn. Summoned beast call—Meteor Bird!!”

Johann summons a new monster from a toy-shaped summoning stone: the Intermediate summon, Meteor Bird. It’s one from the Virtumon Collaboration Event. And so far, it’s Johann’s only monster who could fly. It is like a phoenix wearing armor constructed out of meteorites, it spreads its wings and takes off.

“You go attack the big whale,” Johann said.

“Gyaruuu,” Meteor Bird caws.

“And as for me… Black Flame,” Johann said.

As Meteor Bird gains height, Johann burns down the goblins parachuting down. Zecca handled the ones that had already hit the ground, so Johann continued to aim at the enemies still in the sky.

“Isn’t it a little troublesome? Then… Multiply,” Johann said.

With Scapegoat’s Skill, Johann splits into three bodies.

“Black Flame!”

And then, the three of them shot out dark fire at the same time. The goblins crowding the sky disintegrate in an instant, and the Cyalium falls like rain. And looking up at the now clear sky, Meteor Bird has just clung to the Giant Whale.

“Now, activate your Skill, Meteor Bird—Final Meteor Impact!” Johann cried.

Meteor Bird’s body shines and is surrounded by even stronger flames. And with that, it slams into the enemy with all its might. That attack dramatically shakes the Giant Whale’s body…

“No way…” Johann said.

“Its HP bar barely moved,” Zecca said.

It was almost as if nothing happened. On the contrary, the Giant Whale opens its mouth, bites down on Meteor Bird, and destroys it with a single blow. Then, it turns its head towards the party.

Then, it opened its giant mouth again–

“The enemy’s special Skill is coming–!” Zecca cried.

“BUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH.”

The Giant Whale’s attack Skill, “Super Sonic Blast Wave,” roars across the entire arena. Its attack range is tremendous, and even if you activated Decoy, you won’t be able to defend against it.

“Leave this… to me…” Remma said, “Activate Skill, Luminous Eternal!”

A magic circle spreads out from under Remma’s feet, enveloping the entire arena. Then, she grants “Invincibility” and “Abnormal Status Recovery” to the whole party for 10 seconds. And the effect extends to the idols and the stage they’re guarding. It protects Johann and her friends from the Giant Whale’s sonic attack.

“Amazing!” Johann cried.

“Just as I expected!” Zecca cried. “It is the Guardian’s strongest Skill. Well then, it’s time for a counterattack.”

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“Yes, leave that to me,” Johann said, summoning a second Meteor Bird. “Get on Zecca-chan. We’ll fly in close and take it down together.”

“Nice, Johann-san!” Zecca said.

The two leave Remma on the stage and fly on Meteor Bird’s back. Luckily, the goblins were all annihilated by the Giant Whale’s earlier attack, and there’s nothing to get in the way of their approach. Also, it seems difficult for the Giant Whale to continuously use powerful attacks, so it is shockingly easy to approach it.

“There’s a crystal buried in its back…” Zecca said. “Maybe if we break it, our attacks should work on the rest of its body… Johann-san, I’m going for it!”

Zecca leaps off Meteor Bird onto the Giant Whale’s back. She runs along it at tremendous speed, Zecca destroys the gem with slashes from her treasured twin blades, Dead or Alive.

“BOOOEEEEHNNNNN.”

“Let’s try shooting it this time, shall we…? Black Flame!!” Johann said.

She hits it in the abdomen and watches the Giant Whale’s HP bar drop.

“I knew it!” Zecca cried. “That jewel was raising this thing’s defensive power!”

Zecca gleefully chops up the Giant Whale’s body. Its HP continues to drop. All that’s needed is one last big move.

“Leave the rest to me!” Johann cried as she leaped off Meteor Bird.

Zecca and Remma watched what happened next.

“Activate Skill—FINAL METEOR IMPACT!!”

Johann uses Meteor Bird’s offensive Skill. Her entire body is wreathed in flames then she launches herself at the enemy in a jumping-kick pose. Intermediate monsters have the stats of about a level 30 player. Johann is only level 16, but her stats are higher than a level 50 player. The damage of Final Meteor Impact from Johann is incomparable.

“HaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

“BOKEEEEEHHHHHH.”

Johann’s body pierces into the Giant Whale’s body and breaks through the other side. It lets out its death roar before its body disintegrates into particles and vanishes.

“’Guts’ Skill has been Activated.” “’Guts’ Skill has been Activated.”

Johann and Zecca both crashed to the ground and received instant-death Fall Damage, but they managed to survive thanks to Guts. They succeeded in clearing the Hard Quest.

“Thank you so much, everyone! Today’s concert is a memory that will last a lifetime♪』

The idols on the stage concluded the event with that, before Cyalium starts raining on the field, the three of them ask themselves, “How are we going to pick all of this up?”

They were back in town.

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The three of them had obtained more Cyalium than they could use up, then exchanged them for the materials they wanted. Johann exchanges a huge chunk of them to unlock the Skills of her Intermediate summoned beasts. Remma seems to have exchanged hers for her favorite idols’ outfits.

“Let me see you in it for a bit, Remma-chan,” Johann said.

“Me too, I want to see,” Zecca said.

Being egged on by both Johann and Zecca, Remma switches to her idol outfit. Then, with the gorilla costume gone, they inevitably saw Remma’s face.

“… Cute.”

Both Johann and Zecca were at a loss for words at Remma’s cuteness. They wondered if she was about a 1st-year junior high school student. She had bright blue hair and blue eyes. Of her translucent white skin, only her cheeks were dyed pink in embarrassment.

Johann and Zecca were at a loss for words in the face of Remma’s beauty.

“Um…” Remma mumbled, “is it weird?”

“It’s not weird!!!”

(He-Hey, isn’t this girl a little too cute? I feel like want to take her home with me!?) Johann cried.

(Why do you hide such beauty? Aren’t you doing yourself a disservice?!) Zecca thought.

The two women squirm. As she watched both Johann and Zecca giggling, Remma took similar stage outfits for both of them.

“Huh?” Johann asked.

“Are you giving us these?” Zecca asked.

“Yeah,” Remma said. “And… will you take a picture… with me? While… wearing it, too.”

“Oh, what a great idea!” Zecca cried, taking the costume with shining eyes.

As expected of a high school girl. She doesn’t mind cosplaying. However, it’s not the case for the office lady Johann.

(Uuu…the back is too open…the chest is too exposed…the skirt is too short… kuh…at my age… I don’t know if I can even wear this thing~ngghhhh…) Johann thought.

And while Johann was panicking internally, she noticed Remma looking at her with teary eyes.

“Do you hate… being with me?” Remma asked.

“Noooooo, that’s not it at all!” Johann cried.

Johann changed from her jet-black Demon King-like equipment to an idol costume. Her expression was embarrassed and her face red.

“It suits you, Johann-san!” Zecca said. “It’s cute.”

“…… Pretty,” Remma said.

“I-I guess so… ahahahahahahahaha,” Johann laughs nervously.

And having been skillfully played by these two younger women, they took screenshots of her and Johann found herself wanting to die when she saw them later.

Next time, she will unleash the true powers of her Intermediate Virtumon.

Footnotes

A closer, but harder to understand version would be “I’d Rather Get A P Than This Pii”, with “Pii” as the Japanese version of the censor bleep.

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