Chapter 166: 102

Chapter 102: Princess Of Rikejo

 

TL: Akabane

 

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Today I was supposed to come here to mount. But you know what? This girl is cute. I really like how she looks like a normal college student.

 

"Mitsuzumi..."

 

"You can call me by my first name. If you don't like to call me that, just call me Moo-chan. That's what everyone calls me. Fufufu."

 

Nope. Moo-chan is so cute! This is the kind of thing I like! When you become a college student, strangely enough, everyone calls each other by their first names. But there seems to be a certain unreasonableness to it. Especially for the guys in the shady side. I really like it when a girl says yes to me like this! I can feel myself getting a little deleterious right now.

 

"I see, Moo-chan. You can call me Kanata, too. Everyone calls me that!"

 

It's kind of creepy and amusing how excited I am in front of all the girls right now. I just had a chat with a cute girl at a drinking party! I'm going to brag about it in the shady circles later! I think that kind of fun is one of the best parts of college life, of course.

 

"Yeah? Kanata is kind of easy to talk to, isn't he? This drinking party was so logical...I was bored to be frank. I feel like I've found a friend and I'm starting to enjoy it, ufufu."

 

Saying this, Moo-chan patted my arm. I'm pretty sure she likes me (I hope). Haha, oh no. It's so much fun. It makes my drink go down. I drink the beer from my glass in one gulp, trying to hide my embarrassment. And then...

 

"Wow, Kanata, your beer is strong. You're so mature!"

 

"Well, I'm a beer snob."

 

"You know a lot about beer! How about this one?"

 

Moo-chan takes a bottle of beer and pours it into my glass. The way she pours the beer is so perfect that even the etiquette instructor can't complain. I quickly chug the beer she poured for me. I'm a shy guy who chugs beer as soon as a girl pours it for him!

 

"Kuh! Yum! I love this bitterness. Bitterness is the best! Haha!"

 

"Wow, I love it. I wish I could grow up to be an adult who can appreciate the bitter taste of alcohol."

 

The glass in Moo-chan's hand is filled with a cocoa-like liquid.

 

"Is that kahlua milk?"

 

"Yes! I'm not good with bitter drinks, so I can only drink this much."

 

Girls who can only drink Kahlua milk are really nice! I really hope that the monsters who buy a cup of sake at the convenience store and drink it all on the spot will learn from this!

 

"I see. But Kahlua is delicious, isn't it? I sometimes eat Kahlua over vanilla ice cream."

 

"What? Is there such a way to eat it? That looks delicious!"

 

"You should try it!"

 

As is typical of college science guys, they tend to want to show girls how to drink alcohol in a slightly more elaborate way. Ugh! That's really college boyish and hilarious!

 

"Yeah, I'll try it! I'll give it a try!"

 

She says she'll do what I suggested next time! This girl definitely likes me (I hope).

 

"Moo-chan is in the physics department, which means she's smarter than me. That's amazing!"

 

"Oh, no, I'm not!"

 

"Yes, that's true!"

 

""Hahahahaha""

 

We're breathing perfectly together, aren't we! She definitely likes me, doesn't she (guess)?

 

"But I'm not the serious type, so I don't get along with the other girls in my department. I try my best to get along with them, but it always ends up spinning out of control."

 

Saying this, Moo-chan taps her head and sticks her tongue out. How cute. She's just plain cute. I can't allow such a cute girl to be a hubby!

 

"But I think Moo-chan would get along well in a circle or something, right?"

 

"I was a plain girl in high school, so I'm not good at fancy clubs... I joined otaku and cosplay clubs, but I couldn't make friends with the girls. I want to be friends with them. What's wrong with that?"

 

"You know, Moo-chan is that thing! She's beautiful and smart, so she's on a different level from the other girls. What do you call it? Like the wavelength of the soul? She says those things just don't match!"

 

"Haha. Wavelength of the soul, huh! That's the first time someone told me that! Kanata, you're such an interesting person!"

 

Oh, this one definitely likes me already (I'm sure of it). Girls like funny guys! I'm beaten! I'm so excited! We can at least exchange contact information, right? Shall we go? I casually pull out my phone.

 

"Exchange contact."

 

"I was also thinking that I don't really fit in with the other girls for a bit. So, you know. I took the plunge the other day and reached out to a few girls in a few departments!"

 

As is often the case with shady characters, it's easy to end up not exchanging contact information spontaneously.

 

"Do you know a girl named Yuzuriha?"

 

"Yeah. Well, I know her."

 

"Right! That girl is really amazing! I heard she was publishing papers before she even started college, and she's beautiful and cute, and I wish I could have been her friend..."

 

Moo-chan looks fragilely cute with a lonely smile on her face.

 

"I'm so clumsy, I can't express my feelings well... I wonder how I can become friends with Yuzuriha?"

 

I was righteously indignant. I can't forgive the girl named Yuzuriha for making Moo-chan look like this! That's when it happened.

 

"Ah, Kanata was here!"

 

I felt a soft but heavy sensation on the back of my head. I lifted my head a little and saw Yuzuriha and her eyes through the bulge in her knit.

 

"What's that thing hitting my head?"

 

"I'm not hitting you. I'm putting it on. Gufufu."

 

Yuzuriha seemed nice and drunk. Then her gaze shifted from me to Moo-chan, who was sitting in front of me.

 

"""Ah..."""

 

We looked at each other. Eventually their gazes become steely towards each other.

 

"My knights! Come back here!!!!!"

 

""""Aye!!"""

 

With that call, the boys gathered around her as if to protect her. I joined in on the flow and stood next to Moo-chan, pretending to be a knight! This is the power of Rikejo's princess! The absolute princess sphere of power where she is adored, worshipped, and pampered by the knightly shady guy! Of course, as a college debutant and former shady person, I can't resist her power!

 

"Kanata? Why are you on that side?"

 

"I'm the knight of the princess and I'm going to serve Moo-chan!

 

"Please wake up! Remember the blood of the Anti-corporate! Eii!!"

 

Yuzuriha strained my left cheek with her tit.

 

"Buhah!"

 

"And get back your king consciousness!!!!"

 

I crumpled to the ground after getting a back-and-forth boob slap. And when I got up, I had regained my former self.

 

"I'm sorry, Yuzuriha. I must have gone crazy."

 

I knew it was that one. I'd rather have a girl who slaps me with her boobs than the Rikejo princess of my dreams (truth).

 

"Damn! I could have almost taken your knight in!"

 

Moo-chan, excuse me, Mitsuzumi glares at Yuzuriha hatefully. But Yuzuriha confronts that gaze with dignity.

 

"I dared to let Kanata swim, but I knew you would try to make contact with him! Are you really that obsessed with the position of princess?"

 

"Of course! A girl is born to be a princess!"

 

The boys around her nodded at that statement. In contrast, the girls in the physics department held their tongues. I mean, Yuzuriha, you're growing up to take advantage of me so forcefully. I'm kind of glad to see the opposite.

 

"I know you well. You are always there, always flirting with Tokiwa. You're the only girl in the pure science department, and yet you're wagging your tail at a boy in another department, and a boy who has other girls around him! You can't even be called a Rikejo!"

 

"Yes, yes!"

 

"Come on, give us some attention!"

 

"We're so much nicer to you than you are to us!"

 

"Oppai!"

 

"I'm fine with it as long as she's happy..."

 

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The guys around me are not happy that Yuzuriha doesn't get to be a princess. And the boys are staring at me. Is it my fault? Well, maybe it's my fault.

 

"Damn! I think you're a disgrace to Rikejo, too! You're there to flatter and flirt with all the boys who follow you around! What are you doing in college! Please study before being pampered by men!"

 

The girls in the physics department nodded in agreement with Yuzuriha's statement. It seems that this time the dispute is not a personal mounting battle, but rather a question of how to be a Rikejo.

 

"Study? Kukuku, ahahahaha!"

 

"What's so funny!"

 

Moo-chan grins and smiles wickedly.

 

"Do you think I'm perhaps a stupid woman who can't study?"

 

"It looks that way to me!"

 

The atmosphere was somewhat scary. Yuzuriha is also writing in cold sweat. Then Moo-chan opens her mouth.

 

"I claim that by dismantling the regular structure of the universe and solving the introduction of higher dimensions and vibrations, the naked singularity can even treat the event boundary plane of the metaphysical world line within the scope of modern physics!!!!"

 

"What are you talking about?"

 

I was too confused to understand what she was talking about, so I just barreled into her. But I was the only one who reacted in such a sensible manner. Yuzuriha's face turned pale. The boys around us started to buzz with excitement.

 

"Oh, no? You're the Rikejo princess? You understand cutting-edge science?!!!"

 

"No, Yuzuriha. It's because you're the Rikejo princess that you understand cutting-edge science."

 

"So what are you guys playing at?"

 

And the two of them take a step toward each other, close enough that their foreheads rub against each other, and yell at each other.

 

"The only way to truth is through physics!"/"The only way to truth is in mathematics!"

 

"So what's that all about? What kind of a mean-spiritedness is that?"

 

""As expected, we are still incompatible!""

 

And then the two of them chant a string of riddles to each other as they cut each other off.

 

"The vibrations of the higher dimensional strings transmute the membranes, so that the four forces can change their meaning and shape and control their behavior under our observation in this world! And with the evaporation of the micro black hole, the myriad surfaces of the universes will shape the edges of events!"

 

"NP=P defines the framework of the problem in the first place, the elliptic curve of the Teichmüller curve opens a new axiomatic system for the meaning of integers, and its assumptions provide a correction for the distortion of the universe, and with the cohesion of the Max White hole the infinite mass linearity of universes frames the shape of events!"

 

""Your theory is wrong!!!! I am right!!!!""

 

"So what's the game? What kind of creature is Rikejo? Seriously, it's too mysterious?"

 

And just like that, the two of them continued to chant mysterious incantations that were completely incomprehensible to me. The boys around us heard them and one by one fell to their knees. The same happened to the girls. It seemed that the people around them were becoming unable to keep up with Yuzuriha and Moo-chan's extremely advanced theoretical battles.

 

"Hahahaha. It's the first time I've had a woman who's been this close to me."

 

"Hahahaha. I've never had a girl argue with me so stiffly either."

 

"I don't think I'm going to win at this point..."

 

"Yeah, you're right. I guess we'll just have to show off our girl power here. But as you can see, I am a Rikejo princess. I can make any man fall in love with me if he is a science student...!"

 

"Then I will! I'm going to cut this card!"

 

Yuzuriha then took out her phone and showed something to Moo-chan.

 

"It's only a picture...gah!"

 

Moo-chan suddenly fell to her knees on the spot. I looked at her phone to see what kind of picture it was. There was a woman in her underwear on the screen. The place seemed to be a bed in a love hotel. The woman was kneeling over me as I slept. She was covering her eyes with her palm, but thanks to her big boobs, I knew immediately who she was.

 

"Hey. When did you take this? I don't remember at all?"

 

"I don't remember much either! I think it was taken at a love hotel at a baseball launch!"

 

Ah, that one. I don't really remember what happened because I was too tired and drunk, but they did this to me... I guess I'm too dirty to be a groom anymore, huh?

 

"A love hotel? Gghhhh!"

 

Hearing the word "love hotel," Moo-chan is on her knees, wincing and shaking. I don't know what is causing the damage and why.

 

"Huh? Mitsuzumi? Why are you getting upset just by hearing the word "love hotel"?"

 

Yuzuriha started to stir something up with a nasty look on her face.

 

"It's nothing like that. A love hotel? Umm, I've been there so many times because I'm so popular! And yes, I've been going all over the place with my real life band boyfriend! Just like a Rikejo princess!

 

"Then do you know how to check in at a love hotel?"

 

Moo-chan's shoulders shook at those words.

 

"Well, I leave that kind of thing to my boyfriend! It's perfectly normal if you don't know!"

 

I'm dripping with cold sweat, Moo-chan.

 

"I know that condoms have two sides! And I know that when I open the bag, it's a little damp!"

 

What is it? This discomfort. The princess in the department, whom I thought was pure, is appealing to me that she has already experienced it, but I'm not tingling at all?

 

"Fu, fuhahahahaha!"

 

"What's so funny!"

 

"When you go into a love hotel, you passively leave everything to your boyfriend, but maybe you're going to prepare the condoms yourself? That doesn't seem to mesh! It's like there's no consistency in logic. Kukuku."

 

Yuzuriha was smirking provocatively. I knew this girl has a talent for S, don't you think?

 

"Hey. Isn't she a dimwit?"

 

"Bwaah!"

 

And then Moo-chan plopped down on the tatami. It seems that the one word she just said had done some damage.

 

"You are not the Princess of Rikejo after all! Because a Rikejo princess is the one whose true love is a humanities major, a band member, a host, a video distributor, or a god painter boyfriend! It's common sense that you usually play with the minds of the science guys and let the humanities guys play with your body!"

 

"No, no! He's a host and he's chasing the dream of being in a band. I'm going out with my boyfriend from the Faculty of Law who's drawing, and I play with science-oriented boys during the day, and I'm doted on by liberal arts-oriented boys at night! It's true! ! I'm not lying! !

 

"Kukuku, then show me one of the pictures of you and your boyfriend right now... If you're a science student, please speak with data, not assumptions. Ufufu, fuhahaha!"

 

"Noooooooooo!"

 

Moo-chan's pride was shattered to pieces by Yuzuriha's one word. The mounting battle between the two Rikejos thus ended in Yuzuriha's victory.

 

 

 

 

 

***Author's musings***

 

 

As some of you may have guessed, Moo-chan is on Hagiri's wish list.

 

Moo-chan is a genius comparable to Yuzuriha.

 

And as for the origin of Suo's name, is Brazilian, from which the country name of Brazil is derived, and Suo are in the same genus? I think they belong to the same genus.

 

The dye obtained from the Suo tree is called Brazilian.

 

So the name "Suo" includes the meaning of Brazil. The author's name sense is rather brilliant, isn't it? I think I can boast of it.

 

 

 

Main subject:

 

Regarding the story I solicited last time, I have created a notebook for it in the status report, and the author would be happy if you could submit a story there in the comments.

 

Please tell me how you would like to spend your summer!

 

See you soon.

 

 

 

Small Talk:

 

Kanata: "You bullied Moo-chan! I'll never forgive you! You'll be punished!"

 

(Kanata, sticking his hand into the back of the knit one-piece Yuzuriha wears and rubbing his armpit)

 

Yuzuriha: "Gyahahahaha! Stop, stop, Kanata! Ahaha! Ahee! Kyan! Kyun! Aah! Ah! Ahahaha!"

 

(Yuzuriha collapses on the tatami mats, exposing her tormented face. And Kanata was the only one standing in the banquet hall...)

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