Chapter 10: Chapter 9. The implications of breath attacks

Chapter 9: The implications of breath attacks

The book looked worn and well loved, its pages thin and yellowed:

Humans know of three categories of Beasts.

I won't bore you with the details, so I'll just mention their names (or if you are interested in details or just curious - no kink shaming - I swear, I invite you to read my other more popular book, Patterns and Panties, vol. 1 through vol. 17, the Compendium. Just try it, it's great.)

Anyway, Beasts! Three kinds. By order of rarity, they are called Natural, Evolved, and Noble Beasts.

Natural ones are simple animals and people that somehow or another became corrupted by Aether.

Evolution ones are Beasts that outwardly appear like Naturals, but they can Evolve, becoming a completely new kind of Beast. Just like how the Lava Wolf can become a Spirit Beast like the Cerberus, or how certain Carp type Beasts can evolve into dragons.

Remember, always try to insert dragons into the conversation, and put emphasis on it, because women like talking about hard, big, and imposing dragons. Believe me.

Then, there are the Noble ones, these are spawned Beasts that only appear once in an era. An example would be the High Vampire. Unlike the others of its kind that had to work their butts off to become stronger, Noble ones are born immediately as High Beasts. No efforts needed, they're born and bam! Rank Five.

Seriously, what unfair shit is that? Just go die and give me a bit of that luck...

The Ancient and Subtle Art of Courting Demoiselles, ch. 4, Basics of Wooing Adventurer Girls, p. 65

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