Chapter 5: Ch.5- Birthday

There are two wolves inside of me, the one everyone sees, the calm...

*Making a badass pose*

And the hidden one, the evil...The wolf that feeds on blood and pain.

*Touching my heart*

I can't show this wolf to anyone! These evil thoughts...this darkness...

*Tear falls from my eye with the strength of a million titans*

If they escape, the world.... No....the universe! All might be des-

*Crac*

D-did the door just open???

"Miss, you forgot your book in th-"

"..."

"Sorry, I should have knocked"

"It's alright..."

Migni puts a book in the table and then leaves, closing the door tightly.

Very tightly...

Today was going to be such a good day, it was my tenth birthday, I was so excited...

And then...

And then!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Waaaaaahhh!!!

Why? Why God why?? 

Why do you keep putting me in this embarrassing situations!!

It's because I still haven't got a bucket? Or maybe because I threatened you with farting?

This whole world is so fucking unfair!

Why do I have to suffer like this?

The worst part is that this have already happened many times before...

Ok, listen, I like anime (I'm not otaku). And I think that edgy overpowered protagonist are the best.

It's been 10 fucking years since I have seen anything related to anime or manga, and I really miss it. So, I started doing it myself.

At first, It began with making only some books here and there, but I started needing more...so I begin 'acting'.

And I love it, however...It's cringe...

REALLY cringe, I'm aware of it. So, I try to hide it.

The thing is that when I'm 'acting', I lose awareness of my surroundings, normally I should be able to detect Migni presence with magic...

Ugh! I want to die......she already saw me 3 times doing it...

The first time, she was scared for my health, but at the second she understood... I even think she saw some of my notes while cleaning.... It's this how kids feel when their parents found their porn?

Fuck....let's do like if nothing has happened.

So yeah, mmm....today is my birthday. I'm going to turn 10. How weird, right?

Why does time pass by so fast?

It feels like yesterday when I attacked my ex-teacher. 

Obviously I didn't face any consequences, after all I'm technically a noble. In fact, I gained a lot more attacking that guy. Now I can study alone and slack off all I want.

Sometimes I forget that my father is Belgus, a duke. So, even if I'm his 12 or 555 daughter, I still won’t get punished. By the way, I haven't met him up yet. Even though my enormous potential was revealed, he didn't come at all.

Idk why, but I feel that once I became famous, he's gonna start annoying me.

Whatever, not like a give a shit about that guy, he just another old man that lives being controlled by his cock. What matters now is how to stop the fall of this kingdom.

In the original game, Belgus is a wanderer who escapes from the demon invasion, since he still here, that invasion didn't happen yet. But it will.

I need to get stronger, even if I'm already overpowered, I want to be strong enough, so I can repel the invasion easily.

Don't take me wrong, I don't care at all about this kingdom or the people here, however it would be bad if my lazy lifestyle gets destroyed. And when I say this, I'm deadly serious.

I don't care if they die or not. Except for Migni, no one is important to me.

Now, back on topic, today is my birthday.

It's been ten years since I came to this world, the first few years sucked ass. No Internet, no anime, no games, no hentai, no baths. Basically torture.

It all sucked. But with time I got over with it. Besides, it's not all bad news, I also got a maid. If only she was a hot man~

Maybe I could learn some type of magic to change genders...

By the way, now that I'm in the royal capital I can actually bath, I don't smell anymore!

Big W for me.

We started bad, but the day is no over yet!

Let's make this day as memorable as possible!

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"Demons attack! Demons attack! At your posts!"

How bad can someone luck be?

It's not that I have bad luck, it's just I'm a cursed person.

No friends, abandoned by family, everyone scared of my presence, and now on my birthday, demons decide to attack of the kingdom.

Fucking great.

How did these motherfuckers reach the capital anyway?? Was the situation already this critical?

Well, it doesn't matter. Nothing is going to change anyways. Damn it, if only I had a bucket...I wouldn't need to work...

I guess that as an overpowered handsome reincarnated person, I should protect the city...haaa~ they need me, I guess I will have to intervene.

It's been 4 years since I attacked that old teacher, during all this time I have been training and training since there are no other interesting this to do. I'm easily now the most powerful person in this kingdom right now.

To be fair, there is no competition, after all, this kingdom is in their last breaths, every talent already went to other places. 

Maybe even the king left this place already, who knows.

Basically, I'm the only one who can stop them~

*sigh*

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

Uh? Migni!? 

Is she a ninja or something, when did she go here?

"Miss, what should we do?"

Are you asking a ten-year-old girl, what should she do in a demon attack? You serious?

*Sigh*

"I'll handle it."

"I will go with you"

Eh? Isn't she going to oppose me? I'm 10 you know??? I'm still a kid, you know???

So irresponsible... She even brought a sword with her...

"Just don't over do it" 

"I won't, Miss"

I bet she will, I should stay close to her.

It's not like I believe she's weak or something, I have been training her these past 4 years, so she's now pretty strong, but nothing like me. I also don't know how strong these demons are, so I don't want to risk it.

Let's end this fast.

Let's start by casting flying magic on the two of us, and then fly straight to the battlefield.

When we arrived, we were greeted by the tick smell of blood, and the sight of numerous corpses scattered around.

Migni looks at me with a worried face, she is probably worried about my mental health or something. Too bad I watched a lot of gore films before, this is nothing for me.

"Who are you?"

A guy that looks like the commander talks to me with his eyebrows raised and his eyes open. We are surrounded by soldiers everywhere.

"You look familiar"

Who this? What do you mean we look familiar? Oi old man, don't you have a country to protect.

"This is not a place fo-"

".......shut up...."

His mouth instantly close at my glare. All the soldiers instantly gripped their spears in unison, as the atmosphere become tense.

"Miss, you can't talk to people like that"

I ignored Migni remark, and looked at the old man.

"....... Don't get in my way......."

The old man keep looking at me, he seems to be thinking something.

"So, you are that genius girl, uh? As expected"

Genius? Of course, that's me. Yeah, I am 'that' genius, fufu.

"Let them past and return to your post! This is no time for this!"

The soldiers turned to the old man and then come back to do to their post.

Good. Now let's begin.

First, I cast wind magic on my body, that way I can move faster. Then I use some of my mana and create a barrier around me.

Now I'm ready.

With my magic, I can fly directly to the demons.

I make sure to stay as close as possible to the castle wall, to protect Migni in case something unexpected will happen. Plus, for the soldiers can see me acting cool this way.

What can I say, I'm an attention whore.

Welp, let the massacre begin.

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