Chapter 3: Chapter 3

He managed to see the new world for a brief moment. Then a tree branch crashed into his face, stuffing his mouth with leaves. A moment later, the earth embraced him with a crushing blow.

Looking up from a small funnel, Zee found a creature that looked like a huge squirrel in front of him. It held a large nut in paws and looked at the newcomer with displeasure.

Their eyes met and froze for a few seconds.

The squirrel dropped the nut and yelled in a thin, squeaky voice. A horde of similar creatures rushed from the surrounding trees, bushes, bushy grass, wrapping around Zee in a thick blanket. Small and sharp teeth dug into the flesh, causing it to wriggle on the ground in pain. Several times he tried to get up, but soon fell back into the fetal position, continuing to spin. Finally, the squirrels calmed down, and one of them climbed onto his back and raised its paw, squeaking merrily in victory.

Unfamiliar knowledge flashed through his mind, opening up new possibilities. A window appeared in front of his closed eyes indicating his current state.

Zee is an Archmage. Level 246. Experience 15644002/2000000.

Despite the many bleeding bites, health lost only a couple of points out of three thousand. He glanced down the page, and it rushed to rewind at great speed, showing a table similar to that ill-fated report. Sempai's face appeared, smilingly asking to work again on the weekend. It gave strength and rage, a lot of rage.

Zee jumped up, knocking over the jubilant king of squirrels, and raised his leg for a kick at the nearest target. A faded green circle appeared near the heel, and the leg opened with great speed.

The end of the shoe approached the squirrel in slow motion, eyes widening to touch its jaw, leaving a few teeth hanging in the air as the kick sent it on a long journey beyond the horizon.

Like the speed of a machine gun, Zee began kicking the squirrels, letting the world get to know their earthly relatives, the flying squirrels. Having meager intelligence, but intelligence, the remnants of the horde retreated to their shelters, so as not to go to heaven ahead of time.

The result of the battle was fatal losses in the population of these creatures in this forest, several downed birds and a surprised traveler who received a critical hit from an animal projectile.

When he left, brushing off his suit, only from the distant bushes could be seen the red, angry, shining look of the king, who was thinking about revenge and the outcome of this war, even though they lost the first battle.

“Friendly world, nice atmosphere, fucking squirrels! Damn, they ruined my clothes, it hurts terribly, but my health is normal” - He trudged forward, looking for a way out of the forest, looking at the skill window along the way. It could take months to study it, there was so much information there. When hovering over a cell, additional pages of information popped up, with conditions, coefficients and all that - “Hmm, my magic kicks practically did not take mana. One hundred thousand? Hope it's a good supply for this world. I do not remember that someone was reincarnated immediately with huge stats. Although, most likely, I may not have read all the billions of fucking isekais!”.

Zee heard the music. The music of the subway station, right before the announcement.

- Check, check. Hey you, can you hear me? - There was a voice in the forest.

- Umm, yes. Who are you?

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- Well, your memory is not working as well as I hoped. Maybe yours thinking skill wouldn’t let you down? – The voice was hoarse, contented and reeked of distant interference – I am the God of Knowledge! Great! Incredible! Wise! Kind! Godrinael!

"Old man?! The hell he’s still need?

- Hey, fool, call me an old man again, I'll change your mouth and ass in places. Do you want to test my strength here? Huh? That’s right, you fucking nerd. In short, I have a suggestion - the Voice lost its anger and became ingratiating, just like a grandfather who asks his beloved, dear, smart grandson to steal a bottle of alcohol in a store. After all, you are young and nothing will happen to you. Or do you not love your grandfather?! - All you have to do is nothing! Live in this world, use your power, but do not go to war with the Lord of Darkness.

But the Goddess said...

- Man, how the hell is she going to send you to hell even if she can’t do anything in this world? The bitch has fucked everyone, but we can't stop her. Bye now… Therefore, do not interfere, live as you like, just do not get involved in the affairs of big guys.

- How about...

- Stop being an idiot! Can you hear me? Or do you want to die again, following the orders of a lousy boss, for the sake of some dream? Think there's no catch here. But why should she keep her promises? She doesn't give a shit about the instrument. She will make you the son of an earl, but she will tear off your legs, get cancer of the ass, or marry the son of another earl. Yes, yes, in this world it can happen! I hope you like spiked penises, the half humans here are very diverse in appearance and very dominant. Hahaha. Think, think well. I can't contact you at any time, she might notice. But if you try to climb forward, I'll arrange a fun time for you. Now, let me send you away from all possibilities. Bye, Bye.

“Not again…” A huge circle formed under Zee's feet. Complex interweaving, facets that seem impossible in earthly geometry. Flash Light…

This time, he didn't hit the ground. He just stood at the top of the hill. Everywhere you look, there were fields and forests. No hint of intelligent life.

Butterflies fluttered in the air. A huge bird swept through the sky, uttering an alarming cry, disappeared into the crowns of distant trees.

Fatigue collapsed on his shoulders like a mountain. So many sleepless days, a dizzying turn of events. Everything that was dear to him was left in another world where there is no way to come back.

“You have to believe. What else is left? I'll find my own way home, both deities seem like assholes. It doesn't look like what I was looking at. I need to wait a little time, if the old man was telling the truth, then I don’t need problems from him. And the Goddess did not name clear deadlines for completing the task. In the meantime, I can sleep ... ".

He chose a more or less flat place on a hill and settled down in fluffy grass, among flowers and rare insects that fly between it. The sky was so blue. Soothing. For the first time in a long time, he felt good. Nowhere to hurry. He can get some rest. At last…

His eyes closed and Zee fell into a peaceful, dreamless sleep.

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