Chapter 2: Chapter 0b

Seemingly bored judge lightly sighs and says

"So be it . Assistant , please start the next tape"

The above-mentioned assistant, a cold-faced woman in an OL suit , puts the cassette into the VHS player with fluid movement. Yeah , old beings , old technologies.

[Video tape 1.49 B]

"Let's see how this pair of seme and uke acts in their natural habitat"

"Senpai , yameteee~..."

"Seems , my dear viewers , this pair feels safe enough to take action before the mating season "

"STOP THIS STUPID Video !"

[End of video tape]

"Ehehe~ So that's where it was . I almost destroyed my house looking everywhere for this recording of "Yaoi discovery channel". Oh , I mean , Otaku-sama-chan is sorry for this little mess up. Please , play the next tape."

She isn't a mid-level deity she's a high-level pervert.

Anyway , the assistant proceeds , but her movements are robotic right now.

[Video tape 1.50a]

"You are watching Bolumbine today and it's time for the criminal news. As you all remember , yesterday was destroyed criminal , or I should say a terroristic organization responsible for the university massacre and kidnapping. My unlucky colleague got caught in explosion which happened in the "cartoon gangs" lair . She is still in the hospital , but her life isn't in danger. At the same time casualties in the police forces reached two digits number .

Today we want to show you data from the action cam of one of the soldiers from the second squad. Please, take away children and pregnant women away from the TV . The next video isn't for weak minded. "

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"Okay guys , shit got really serious now . Higher-ups activated code black. Tim you're a noob here so I'll explain . Do you remember Al Qaeda ? " (cap)

" Yes, sir"

"Even them got only code gray. Freaks in this villa don't give a f*ck about your color of skin , your religious preferences, or political allegiance. Don't expect mercy. They have guns , swords and any other dangerous shit you could buy on ePay . They aren't  afraid to die , because in heaven there are waifus waiting for them. Shoot on sight . Shoot to kill. Do you all understand me ? "( cap)

"" "" "Yes, sir" "" ""

*40 seconds later*

"Jack , Vic , room on right"(cap)

"On count three" (Jack)

"1,2,3!Open !" (Vic)

"Gomu Gomu no Pis…" (Otaku mob 1)

*bang*

"One down" (Vic)

"Room clear" (Jack)

*3 minutes later*

"Tim , behind"

"Pikaaa CHUU" (O.mob 13)

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*bzzzt bzzzt* *plop*

"Tim !!" (Cap)

*bang*

"Target down" (Pitt)

"Mike , check Tim , guys on the lookout"

"I'm f-f-fine , cap . I j-j-just got tazzzed" (Tim)

"Cap , who the f*ck they are ? Some of them hiding even in the ceiling" (Vic)

"Are they ninjas ?" (Mike)

"I don't know , sons , really don't know…" (Cap)

*quarter incense stick later*

"Cap! Cap! There are two guys with machine guns on stairs , Cap ! Tim is …no more "(Pitt)

"Muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda" (O. Mob 17)

*bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*

"Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora , Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora,Ora , Ora, Ora "(O. Mob 18)

*bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*

"They are mine . Fire in the hall , bitches !" (Cap)

*klink, klink, BOOM*

"That's for Tim , moterf*ckers!" (Cap)

*one hundred breathes later*

"Cap , there's one guy just sitting on the floor and watching some shit on TV. He's strange , cap. What should we do ?" (Vic)

"Let me see" (Cap)

*Bang*

"Why did you kill him , cap!!? He wasn't dangerous! He could be that kidnapped student!"

"His clothes , his face , it was just like theirs . I don't want to give them any chance to survive , even if this headless body was innocent. For Tim!" (Cap)

"... You're right , cap , For Tim! "

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"Our channel got information that a big explosion which destroyed the villa and everyone inside happened because of one unlucky bullet shot . Bullet smacked into an aquarium full of nitroglycerine filled with blue , short-haired barbie dolls inside. After that , everyone knows the result "

" Jessica, our producer says we have got an E-mail , supposedly sent by that gang ! "

" And what it says , Isaac ? "

" Mada , Mada Dane . P.S. Art is an explosion "

[End of video tape]

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