Chapter 3: Chapter 2: The Goddess is Not Much Help

After a little while, we managed to get out of the not-really-that-dark forest. To be completely honest, I thought that Seria was comically overreacting at first, but it seemed that she was seriously scared. Anyways, we’re finally at a somewhat plain area covered by grass and not much else. It was also at this time that my Farmer Class decided to gi—

[Till the ground!]

I didn’t even realise that first-person narration in the past tense could be interrupted, but I guess this fantasy world transcends even that barrier. I guess I was being instructed to till the ground, but there was just one slight issue—what the fuck was I meant to till it with?

“Hoe,” I said.

“Huh? What did you just call me?!”

“I need a hoe.”

“W-what do you mean you need a hoe…?”

“I’m a farmer. I need to till the ground. Give me a hoe, Hoe.”

“Hey!”

“You’re meant to give me something in situations like this, right?”

“I-I don’t have anything…”

“Bruh.”

Looks like Seria was as useless as I had suspected. For god's sake, is it even possible to till the ground with my fingers? I feel like that’s a fast-pass to Parkinson's. Looking around, there didn’t seem to be any tools for me to use. I guess this is where my journey ends, stuck in the tutorial like an idiot.

“R-rin… I’ve got this…”

She conjured something that looked like a large, fat fork. Appearing out of thin air, it fell into her hands before passing it to me. I observed it for a moment. 

To be fair, I was never an avid gardener. My knowledge ran about as far as a couple of books. Still, looking at this oversized utensil, I assumed that I could still sufficiently till the ground with it. All I needed to do was wring up some of the soil from under the dirt, right?

Crouching down, I stabbed the tool into the ground. I dug itself in, piercing the soft, malleable dirt with its pointy points. 

Relatively easily, I was able to pull it through the dirt, making small wedges in the ground. After a little while, I managed to till a significant portion of the ground, or so I thought. A few minutes later, I was rudely interrupted ag—

[Plant these [EXP Beans] in the ground.]

I had made a bit of a mess of the entire area. Considering that these beans would take an amount of time to grow, it’d be best to find a safe spot to plant them. The two of us walked around until we managed to find a place that was comfortably large and flat.

Plopping them in one at a time, I put all ten beans into the tilled land.

Well, that wasn’t too ba—

[Take care of them until they grow.] — [Growth Time: 12 hours]

Ah, well, I don’t know of any plants that grew that fast, but this is fantasy, after all. In that case, all I’d need to do was to watch over them until the next day. Wait, plants need water, right?

“Seria.”

“Yes?”

“Pee on these beans.”

“What?! No way! Are you crazy?”

She looked at me with a face filled with disgust.

Well, that plan isn’t going to work. Scanning the area, I couldn’t see any water sources nearby. At this rate, they’d probably die of dehydration before anything happened. I also wanted to keep my dignity, so peeing on them was out of the picture.

I wonder if spit works as a source of water?

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You know what, maybe I shouldn’t think of such dodgy methods. This is a fantasy world, after all. Surely I’ve got an ability or something that’ll let me water them.

“Seria.”

“What do you want from me now, Pervert?”

“Do you have a way we can water these plants?”

She thought for a moment.

“I could crush your head and use your blood to water it?”

“I’m not sure, would there be enough?”

“If I add your cerebrospinal fluid, I’m sure there’ll be plenty.”

“Ah… can you think of another way? One that doesn’t involve brutally murdering me?”

“Considering the conditions, I’m sure there’s enough water in the soil for a day or two.”

“Oh? You’re pretty smart.”

“I’m a goddess, after all~” 

She smiled, looking at me with a smug expression.

Well, hoping that water isn’t an issue. The next issue was passing the night in this new world.  I had no idea what could be out to get us, especially at night. For all I knew, zombies could crawl out of the forest at night and eat the two of us.

In terms of equipment, I had absolutely shit all. At best, with my training, I might be able to beat up a few animals. If there were any fantasy creatures, I’d probably be fucked. There didn’t seem to be any more messages from my class, so I guess I’d just be waiting twelve hours.

“So, what are you doing now?” Seria asked.

“We’ll have to wait twelve hours until these beans grow up.”

“Twelve hours?! Can’t you make them go any faster?”

“If anything, wouldn’t that be your job? Bless them or something.”

“That’s not how it works!”

With no other hope, I decided to just lie down on the soft grass. I was going to be here for a while so I might as well get comfortable.

Ooh, there’s a cloud that looks like the textbooks I used to study.

Ah, there’s another cloud that look—

“Are you just going to laze around all day? You’re a man. Go hunt some animals or something!”

“Do you want to get me killed? I’m not hunting any fantasy creatures with only my bare fists. If you give me a sword or something, I might consider it.”

“Where do you expect me to get a sword from?!”

“Where you got the weird fork thing from.”

“I don’t know where I got that from!”

This was getting pointless. Looking down at the beans, I noticed that they were already beginning to sprout. I guess plants in this world really grow up fast. Suddenly, I saw Seria with a very troubled expression.

“Rin… what’s that over there…?”

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