Chapter 1: Bastet and Anubis

“Ugh … The fuck happened?” My head throbbed in pain as I stood up. My sense of balance was in disarray as I almost fell forward as soon as I stepped out of the bed.

 

Besides the bed, the big lump of something covered by a blanket groaned.

 

“I need water,” I muttered as I grabbed a glass of it that was sitting on the table in front of me. Grabbing it, I chugged the water down my throat. Satisfied as my dry throat and thirstiness, was given water.

 

Sighing in relief but my head still throbbing, I walked back to the bed as I laid down onto the mattress. Smiling as I felt the soft mattress behind my back and my head. Feeling comfortable, I grabbed the large blanket and wrapped myself around me as I ignored whatever it was right next to me and closed my eyes.

 

As I continued to try to go to sleep, I couldn’t help but feel … different. It was as if there was something different on my chest and couldn't help but grab one of my hands and touch it. It was soft, squishy and firm. My breathing hitched for a moment as I felt my hands roam the thing attached to my chest as I could feel something weird go through my body. Sighing, I turned around and found myself face to face with someone else on my bed.

 

“AAAAH!” I screamed out loud, “Who the fuck are you?!” Smacking the person off the bed with a good push. This in turn caused them to wake up as they dropped onto the floor with a loud thud and a yell.

 

“Ow …” Muttered the muscular man that had fallen onto the floor. “That hurt.” He said whining.

 

“Who the fuck are you?! Where’s Arsinoe? Where’s my girlfriend you fucker!? I have a gun and I’m not afraid to use it!” I cried out to him as he stood up. Grabbing a gun I had hidden from underneath the pillows and pointed it straight at him.

 

“Brian, I swear to god if you don’t put the gun down I’m canceling the marriage and leaving you.” He muttered as he put his large hands on his head.

 

“The fuck you’re talking about? Where’s my girlfriend? I for sure know she isn’t a guy that belongs to the gym!” I said out loud as I pointed it at him.

 

He looked to see me and his face scrunched up in confusion as I did too as I began to notice something different about the man in front of me.

 

“Huh? Who the hell are you slut? Where’s my boyfriend, Brian?” Said the man in front of me.

 

“Who the hell are you calling a slut? I’m a guy and my name is Brian too! Not sure about your gay ass boyfriend?” I said with a growl, still keeping my gun pointed at him.

 

“Brian? Brian Caddel? That you?” He asked with a confused expression.

 

“Yeah … how did you know my name?” I asked.

 

“Uh, I think you might want to have a good look at that mirror.” He said.

 

“Why?”

 

“Just … take a good look. It should explain why I look different.”

 

“I’m still confused you know.”

 

He gave a deep sigh, “Brian, look at the mirror. I’m Arsinoe by the way.”

 

“Fine,” Still keeping my gun aimed at him, I looked to the mirror that was leaning against the way and gaped to find a sexy cat girl staring back at me.

 

 

“Huh?” I moved the hand I was holding the gun with and the image on the mirror followed the same movement. “The fuck is this?!”

 

“So, I think you’re Brian and I’m Arsinoe.”

 

“Yeah,” I reluctantly agreed as I lowered the gun. “But it still doesn’t explain all of this.”

 

“Well, do you remember what exactly happened yesterday?” Said Arsinoe who was now a guy.

 

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“I have no fucking idea. I was drunk yesterday.”

 

“Urgh, same thing here.”

 

“Wait … I think I remember something. Remember that one bar we went to?”

 

He frowned as he kept on thinking but to no avail. “Not really.”

 

“Well, I think I remember him asking us these weird questions. Like if I wanted to be strong or something.” I said,

 

“I think he asked you if you wanted to have a family.” Said “Arsinoe”.

 

“Really? What did he even do to us?”

 

“I don’t know, some magical bullshit I think.” He said.

 

I sighed, standing up from the bed. “Either way, we need to find a way to fix this.”

 

“Oh, look. There’s a note here.” He said, picking up the paper.

 

“What’s it say?” I asked.

 

“It says, ‘Dear Brian and Arsinoe. The two of you have been chosen for a once in a lifetime opportunity of experiencing the greatest adventure of your lives. During your visit, each of you were asked a multitude of questions to help figure out what essence would fit best.

 

These essences were then mixed into your drinks and given to you afterwards. But, it seems like I have accidentally mixed a few stronger alcohol and mixtures. Safe to say, the two of you are stuck like this. But no worries! I’m sure you both can adapt to these changes! It’s my first time dealing with a couple like you two. Due to this, I have decided to leave the two of you to rest and get used to your new bodies.

 

After all, it’s permanent.

 

Below are the list of mixtures given to you.

 

Brian: Essence of -

 

• King

• Archmage

• Breeder (F)

• Home

• Warlord

• Apotheosis

 

 

Arsinoe: Essence of -

 

• King

• Underworld

• Hercules Method

• Sorcerer Lord

• Apotheosis

• Breeder (M)

 

 

Again, sorry about this! Usually I always get lonely virgins or ppl with shitty love lifes but this time, I wanted to do a little change up in my works! So get ready because the two of your just got Isekai’d! Where? I’ll keep that a secret! Once the door to your room opens, you two will be transported to the random world I choose! Have fun!’”

 

“.... So we got ROB’d?” I said,

 

Arsinoe looked at me with confusion in her eyes. “The hell does that even mean, Brian?”

 

“Random Omnipotent Bastard.”

 

“Oh.”

 

“Yup.”

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An Essence CYOA fic starring two ppl who are couples getting Isekai’d. Due to girlfriend’s Egyptian Heritage, they take up two certain gods for themselves and become them.

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