Chapter 1: Vicky

Cole had just woken up after a night out at the bar, fully expecting a hangover, but weirdest thing, he didn't have one, and he wasn't in his house

"Shit" he said as he got up, he seemed to be in a farm of some sort, but the wheat was Extremely yellow, like, some cartoon type yellow

"What the Fuck…" he started to look around and that's when he realised something

"HUAK" he was coughing like crazy, the air there was Extremely pure, untainted by the evil of pollution, causing his smog filled airways to get hit with a semi-truck of freshness

"Shit…Where the fuck am I?" He asked no one "Hey!" He said to no one , again, he must have been going crazy because of the fresh ai-

"Shut the fuck up, I have no idea who you are, but can you explain where the hell I am?" Hahh…look, I am The Narrator, an omniscient and impartial God-like figure, created at the Beginning of time to create a series of events that make up the true omniverse, see, where you are right now is not Earth

"So where am I? Some universes colonized mars?" Well…No

You where supposed to end up in eternal damnation

And there was also supposed to be a little girl here, instead of you, 5.715 years old, but she's not, so I'm just as confused as you

"Well, me and said little girl probably got switched up and now she's in eternal damnation instead of me…sooo, ya snooze ya lose, sucka!" Wow, just, wow, can you be anymore heartless?

"Nah, trust me, if I could, I would" he said and then shrug

"Can you stop that?" Stop what?

"That narration thing" well, when you live for eternity, narrating things becomes your only joy in the world

"Well, can you just do it so I can't hear you?" He asked, and yes I can, also, don't ask me about anything, because I will not answer, for I shall remain impartial, forever and always

"Impartial towards what?" He asked

Towards good, and evil, you see, the entire world is split into two sides, good and evil, there might be a ying and yang thing but I really don't care

If your good out weighs your bad, then you end up transmigrating into a copy of your favorite, well, anything really

"And if your bad" eternal damnation, it is my job to simply create, not contemplate

"Ahhh, I get it, so what was a 5.whatever girls favorite,well, whatever?" My Little Pony

"Oh you've got to be kidding me" no I'm not, if it makes you feel any better, she also was supposed to have a system because my little pony is NOT safe for a 5.719 year old

"So how do I get it out? Do I just say system?" But right after saying that a blue transparent screen appeared infront of him, and yep

"Cool,but it feels kinda empty in it, systems are most fun when they have a personality" well I can just, make a copy of my personality and replace me while I enter your system as an AI if you want

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"Sure why not, it'll be fun to shout about how the system is scamming me like a xianxia protagonist" xianxia? I only know about things I create, so you have to fill me in on the details of some things

"Oh, I've got a lot of things to teach you…" he said maniacally

"Is that how that sounded?" Yeah, pretty much

"Do you have a name other than Narrator?" Uhhh, no, no I don't, why don't you make me one?

"Sure, what about… Wait are you a girl or a boy, or neither since your a being the age of time?" Oh I'm a girl, well I don't have a gender on my physical form because I change it every billion year or so, ya know, shapeshifting and all that jazz

"Then how about Vicky?" He asked, yeah Sir man, I'm just gonna do something wait a bit

The system screen was flashing before flickering and then glitching before entirely disappearing

"Ok…" he said as a another blue screen formed, and then another and then a few hundred more, vaguely shaping into a human like form before they all dispersed into white light, as a naked human girl with pitch black hair and light blue eyes appeared naked

 

(Switching to 1st Person)

 

"So I'm guessing that's you Vicky?"

"Yep! She said, replyin- oh, sorry, force of habit" she said, her eyes where beautiful and her curvaceous body and tantalisingly slim waist as well as bust chest made her look extremely erotic, and the fact she was backed did not help

"Oh, well I'm flattered, really" she said, so she can read my thoughts? Cool

"Of course I can, I'm literally your system AI, I know your every thought" she said as well

"what's the point of needing to speak then? Why don't we just mind read each other" I asked

"Because I can read your mind but you can't mine, your simply not strong enough" she said, her red lips looked surprisingly succulent and very alluring

"Can I still use my system?" I asked

"Of course you can you dolt, just ask me whatever you want to know" she had replied

"Alright, what's my basic stats?" I had asked

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