Chapter 3: 1 Week

It’s been a week since I got here, I’ve been staying at home mostly, having Vicky with me, we’ve gotten a lot more ‘friendly’, we even ended up doing ‘the deed’, I also had a welcome party that no one except pinkypie came to, I’ve also learnt a lot more information about the system, apparently the system was a leveling system, and I’m level 1

 

I had expected this, but it’s still annoying to me, having no actual enemies that I can kill, and being heavily ostracized by the locals, I have half the heart to kill them all.

 

They wanted me gone from this little village and I could tell easily, they over priced me at every turn and underpaid me for work

 

“Cole? You up there?” A voice said as a male pony walked(?) up the stairs and into my room, this was Melloweye, Great name, right? So weird though, almost everyone here has a name combining two words with minimal conceptual link, anyway, he’s been letting me stay at his house in exchange for letting him examine me, apparently I’m part of a race of being that only appear once a millennia, that race of beings was probably Vicky roaming this world when she got bored

 

“Yeah, what do you want?” I replied 

 

“We’re outta milk, can you get some more?” he asked

 

I agreed and left the house, walking over to the main plaza to buy some milk, but something was off, there was no one there!

 

It been a week since I last came out, this must be the first episode, they probably hid or something, shy ass motherfuckers

 

“Umm, hello?” A voice behind me said as I jumped back, a little startled

 

I turned around and saw who it was, Twilight Sparkle, the pony with both one of the shittiest names and worse plot development

 

“Uhh, yes, hello?” I said

 

“Where is everyone?” She said “and does everypony look as…disfigured as you?”

 

“1, rude, 2, hiding, 3, no, I’m not a pony” I deadpanned at her

 

“Oh, I’m sorry, then what are you? If you don’t mind me asking” she said

 

“A Human” I said back “you're here for that Mare In The Moon shit, right?”

 

“Uhh, Yes? Did Lady Celestia tell You About It?” She Said

 

“No, It’s Painfully Obvious to see if you look into the history books, i really have no idea how no one else has found out about it” i replied

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“Wha-  Whatever, Just Don't Get in my way” she said as she left the area

 

Should i kill her? It would be pretty fun if i did… plus i might get some exp and level up, alright, so it has been decided, i'm going to kill the protagonist

 

I decided to walk back home, since I couldn't find any milk, and now that i think about it, do they milk cows here? Do they eat Beef? Do they even eat meat? whatever

 

I had arrived at the house and saw Vicky there, but something different, SHE BECAME A HE!

 

He had a muscular frame, messy and long black hair, and black eyes, he was wearing a suit and tie and had no facial hair, he was taller than me by about a head, and was definitely “bigger” than me, must be his shapeshifting skill, he has got to teach me that, he was wearing a thing fitting shirt with a long black trench coat with multiple chains on it, he was also wearing suit pants with black boots, i could see his abs through the shirt, and man, it was a sight, his clothes looked alot like a character from a novel i read, the character was named “Yoo Joonghyuk” from the novel “Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint”

 

I wasn't that surprised though, he had told me about this before and i was ok with it, having a hot guy/girl as your friend with benefits (At least for now) was a win-win situation in my book, though it did get me wondering, if i remember correctly, Vicky, (Or I Guess Victor now) said that he changes genders every few millennia…

 

“Well, It's mostly because the time i spend with you seems to go faster than normal, corny i know, but still” he said, as she read my memories, i told you to stop that, well whatever, i think we should go raise our level

 

“And how will we do that?” he said

 

“Using the power of Friendship” and Murder, Don't forget about murder

 

“So whose the target?” he said

 

“This entire town, minus , of course, Melloweye, I'm thinking of killing them during her excursion to find the 6 elements, after all, eternal night sounds like a blessing to me” i said

 

“So, we commit genocide on a village of ponies? Why not, and it seems that you have a stupid idea cooking in that head of yours…” he said

 

“Yeah, you read all my memories right? And you also know everything, so can you tell me if that mirror that brings you to a parallel universe actually exists?” i asked

 

“Yeah It Does…” he said

 

“This world relies on the principle of magic so it should be possible to study the magic in the mirror and travel to another universe, correct?” i said

 

“Yep, that is indeed possible, although why don't you just ask me?” he said

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