Chapter 2: Ch.02 So I’m isekai’d with “That Guy”

'Who the hell are these guys? What did they do to me?' as he tried to stand up, but he couldn't. The robed figures started chanting and making strange hand gestures that made Ryan feel a wave of energy flowing through his veins. That when one or the robed figures pulled down their hood to reveal silky platinum hair, a black circlet with jade green gem in the middle, vibrant violet eyes, brown tan skin, a beautiful attractive face and the long pointy ears. 'Dark Elves. Great! The confirms it, I've been isekai'd! Wait? Aren't Dark Elves usually evil? I got summoned possibly by evil, what does that say about me?!' Ryan thought as he tried to keep his calm. 'I need to assess the situation and figure a way out. Otherwise I'm in it deep.' as Ryan felt a new omen coming upon him.

The Dark Elf held up her finger in front of Ryan's neck like they were pointing at him. As the elf started chanting some words in a language that he didn't understand. It was then Ryan noticed the orb that was chasing him earlier had shrunk down to the size of a golf ball with some dark metal with elegant swooping designs attached to his neck like a choke collar necklace? 'Wait! What the hell, where did that come from?' as he looked around the cave that he was in. I started feeling that same charged particle sensation again.

'Dammit, this is getting annoying!' Ryan said to himself. He was starting to get pissed off that someone was messing with his body. He was starting to feel drained from whatever the Dark Elves were doing.

"Hey! Stop!" Ryan yelled out loud as he tried to fight back against the Dark elf that was manipulating the energy in him. "What the fuck are you doing to me?!" As his voice echoed throughout the cave and it sounded like thunder rolling across the mountains. He was hoping that they would stop once he said the word "Stop". But that wasn't the case, as the Dark elf started chanting and making hand gestures with another one of their robed figures. With the main Dark Elf, I think, Priestess? Stirring at me with a disappointing look in her eyes. As in she was hoping for some other result other than me. Which makes no sense why she was disappointed? I have no clue why that would be?

Then the Dark elves started chanting and making hand gestures with the other elves, making Ryan feel like he was getting closer and closer to passing out from exhaustion. After what seemed like hours, but in actuality it was seconds, the ritual finally came to its conclusion and Ryan passed out from the stress and exhaustion. As he was just about to succumb to slumber, he heard the Dark Priestess, "put him w~ ~e other and no~ ~ if any changes~."

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Ryan woke up, he was all clean up form all the filth that he had accumulated from the day prior and stripped with only some type of boxers type of underwear? Next he looked around his new surroundings and he was in a strange room with glowing ruins on the floor. In front of him was a table with writing on the side of it. The writing looked like Chinese or Japanese, but he couldn't make out what it was saying. Next to him was a door, but there was something blocking it from opening. That's when Ryan heard someone behind him say, "Hey, you're finally awake!" Ryan turns to look to see an Asian guy across the other side of the room on the far wall.

Ryan noticed the this guy who looked like he was in his early 20s, maybe, was dressed similar to me with the same style underwear and the elegant orb necklace but with a red glow, as mine has a yellow or goldish glow to it for some reason. I asked him, "And who are you?"

"I thought I was the only one!" as the other guy said. "You're from earth too right?"

Ryan raised one of his eyebrows as he stared dumbfounded at him, while trying to keep a poker face, "Okay, thanks for not answering my question," Ryan said sarcastically as he slowly walked towards this other guy from earth who started mumbling to himself. As I got closer I realized that this guy is a little younger than I first thought. I might be 5 to 8 years older than him? 'I'm 27, god I hope he’s not a teenager.' I said to myself. Watching his mannerisms, troubling ones. He had an over-the-top brooding vibe while staring to side mumbling in his own world. You know, like one of those guys at a tabletop RPG who created characters that they think are deep, foreboding and full of mystery but are as deep as a puddle piss. The "That Guy" syndrome or a bad stereotype of an otaku. All I can say is I pray that I'm wrong. But the red flags are showing strong on this guy.

"So, what do I call you then? I'm not going to call Earthling while we're stuck in this place?" as I continued to probe him for answers.

The other guy slowly turned to look at me with his almond eyes. I could tell that he was trying to hide his emotions, or lack thereof. But I was able to see it and it was obvious. He was pissed at me for some reason. "You can call me Hiro." as he turned back to start mumbling again.

I cocked my eyebrow as I was thinking about what he just told me. "Hiro?" as I said out loud without looking at him. "Are you from the States?" Hiro looked at me like I was the biggest moron on the planet, or both planets? Whatever.

"Why are you asking if I'm from the States when you're speaking to me in Japanese, you dumb shit." Hiro said condescendingly to me. 'Wait, What! I'm not bilingual? And my "monolingual" skills are fine at best. There's that occasional word that usually screws me over, but it happens to everyone in some way. Wait, I'm getting off track.' as I finally comprehend what he said. Maybe I didn't do something with that weird ritual but Hiro understands me, I understand him and I hope it’s the same for the other beings on this planet?

I stare at Hiro, annoyed with his attitude, and say to him, "Nah, man. your English is perfect." while giving him a smartass smirk.

Hiro scoffed at me. "Your liar! And you're not the Chosen One, I AM!" as Hiro gave me a look that was filled with contempt and disgust. 'Oh, this is going to get old real fast.' as I grit my teeth trying to control my anger slowly boiling from my core.

"Well Hiro, if you know how to get back to Earth? By all means, I would appreciate that information and let you go back to be the "Chosen One" or whatever you want to call it?" I told Hiro with a glare. "And by the way the name's Ryan."

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Hiro looked at me with a smirk. "So you're not here to take my glory? Then you made yourself a power alley, Ryan" as he pointed at me with excitement. 'Is this guy bipolar or something? Oh wait! I forgot he's the worst type of otaku. Why couldn't I be stuck with a cool otaku?' as Ryan cried on the inside as it dawned on him that he's stuck with jackass for god-knows-how-long!? Or is it a goddess? Who the hell knows anymore!

I sighed. "Yeah well I'm here to help you. So how about you give me that information instead of making fun of me, okay?"

Hiro took a deep breath as he calmed down and said to me, "My friend, I'm sure you don't need my help!"

"So, you don't know how to open the portal that brought us here? Got thanks." I say sarcastically.

"No no, I can tell you that much but there is a catch." as Hiro smiled like a Cheshire cat, with a devilish gleam in his eyes. "You have to give up something of yours."

"Dude! look at me! I'm practically stripped naked like you!" I say forcefully and annoyed by Hiro's incompetence. "Now I could see one of the reasons why that Dark Elf Priestess had that disappointing look on her face." I say under my breath so Hiro doesn't hear me.

Hiro ignores me as he continues to smile and he says, "I am serious, and this is no joke. If you refuse to give up something of yours then you will remain stuck on this planet forever."

Now I'm annoyed. "Hiro, do you know how you came to this world? Was it by chance you came in contact with that red glowing orb on your neck?"

Hiro looked at me with caution, "That's none of your business."

"Yeah, the same thing happened to me, genius." as I put my hand on my head. "I think we were both transported here by some kind of magic device, right?"

Hiro was taken aback and he thought carefully before saying anything. "Well the orb came to me as I prayed at the old Oni shrine to give me power to punish my friends and family for kicking me out and abandoning me. My prayers were answered once the orb appeared to me. So I could bring justice to those that wronged me! So they can't be magical devices!" as he looked straight into my eyes with an over inflated ego.

'Sounded more like Vengeance than Justice. But I doubt Hiro knows the difference at this point' I thought.

"So I just want to be clear with you, you don't know how to get back home" I asked Hiro again. "And I'm guessing you never received any training on how to use that orb thingy?"

Hiro just stared at me for a moment and finally said. "Yes, I know how to use the orb of Justice, but you just have to figure it out yourself." So translation, Hiro doesn't know how to use the orb. He didn’t panic because he told his deepest desire for power came in the answer of the similar orb that attacked me and he hoped to use it against people thought that wronged him.

I sigh. "Well, that doesn't change the fact that you still don't know how to open the portal that brought us here."

With nothing more to talk about I decided to go back to the table with the writing on the side of it. I couldn't make heads or tails. What's the meaning of the runes? But I'm sure we will find out the hard way sooner or later. Preferably through Hiro, but I shouldn't pin my hopes on him sadly. All of a sudden my stomach began to growl from lack of food. Hoping that the Dark Elves would give us something edible for us. We can only be lucky if whatever food they give us might have taste, but with how my luck has been going? I'm in a slump. Anyway, I decided to head back to my side of the room where the bed is and take a seat on it.

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