Chapter 13: Chapter 11: Mukbang Of Purgatory

A blade of steel—such a holy, pure silver steel that shines with even the barest light.

It was 3—

No—

4—honed edges. Rapiers.

Rapiers that slid through gaps, pores, through all meat who may all be too unfortunate. All it took was such an edge, to probe, infiltrate—

To impale. Such a heavenly dragon, was simple game, to be hunted by the silver fork wielded by the Creation Gamer God...

...

That dish in the center of the table contained a stack of vulnerable meats and sauces. Good seasonings, really. The platter continued to steam, as I grabbed a certain steak from this platter.

Hot oil and meat juices dripped from the steak as I transported it to my personal, clean, plate.

"You said... This was dragon meat—?"

"Oh, yes. That's right." (Seggie)

This controversial cannibalism may be an excuse for Seggie to purge such an innocent little girl from heaven...

Though—I have complete trust in Seggie by now. That wouldn't truly happen.

Because—I am no innocent little girl. I am a Dragon Loli. Even more—A true Alpha Dragon. And still innocent.

Hoh... About that complete trust in Seggie? I'd completely trust that he'd purge such a faithless heretic who dare consume the flesh of their own kin.

I'll eat it anyway.

I handled the steak knife with such expertise I could've been named a master of the blade arts. A serrated edge. Perfect for cutting such a textured, whole object. Forward and backward, or left and right, depending on an audience perspective, really. Amazing how I could cut such a... vigorous... piece of seared flesh with my bare hands. My bare hands handling the blade that cut through a thousand meats. Hands so smooth and unblemished, not a single mark could be visible. Hands of one who has not touched naught but the handle of a blade. Clearly a genius. To have so little training, yet to have so much ability.

"No..." (Seggie)

Since early chapter 10, Seggie has been a traitorous beast. Traitorous upon the Ten Commandments. Committing a dangerous felony. Though he states otherwise—he invades the precious privacy of a newbirth Loli. Right through the head, into their thoughts.

I lifted a piece of sliced dragon steak to my opened mouth. I gave a bit of a lick.

A bit of a nutty taste, actually. I felt my heart beating slightly faster, and my muscles tightening for a brief moment. Must be a predatory reaction. A taste of dominance, one could call it. The true leader of a pack—Kill or be killed, they say...

"Mm... still quite the delicacy... All fresh produce of heaven—!" (Seggie)

Seggie said so, with some disgustingly strong pride...

...

With precision even beyond one of a master surgeon, I cut, carefully, my steak into astonishingly thin slices. Thinner than the loaf and bean Mickey Mouse had sliced during the pengs of starvation. Three poor miserable peasants, still alive, still kicking...

"Huge..."

That's right. 'Huge.' I couldn't help but break out some of my dirty thoughts. This steak knife was sharp enough that I could've cut this piece of meat into thousands of translucent slices. Cellular level thinness. I may be no blacksmith nor master of the blade, but I could tell well enough this steak knife was a legendary craft. A work of art. A peerless make.

"...?" (Seggie)

I took a glace at the next dish available, left to the center steak dish.

The next dish was a stir fry of various unknown vegetables and—though there was no overpowering smell—diced chunks of some kind of suspiciously dark-colored meat...

I should play it safe—

[Object Appraisal]...

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Holy Black Cockatrice (State: Deceased) [SSR/5S]

[(Instant) HP Recovery:15055890] [(Instant) MP Recovery:1900]

Species of cockatrice that is unfortunately unable to reflect light. Extremely aggressive and arrogant due to unknown reasons.

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Huh...

Those HP and MP values are probably something about how much of HP or MP this chunk of meat recovers...

Nice HP Recovery amount...

[5S]...? I think I've seen something like this near that slime dungeon before. Could I expand this?

[Object Appraisal]...

Oh.

Just something like [SSSSS]. Pretty much how my rank would look not far at all in the future. Not much of a surprise, with me being so overwhelmingly breathtaking.

'SSR' is pretty much that certain gacha game rarity. No explanation needed.

But

"Seggie..."

He swallowed a juicy mouthful of black cockatrice meat.

"Mm... Hm?" (Seggie)

I began my question with a quick little softener.

"Is this... Black Cock meat... from this place—?"

"Well—Mm—I understand that..." (Seggie)

Seggie stopped to chew on another mouthful.

"...It's not like heaven's that perfectly 'good' place you'd think..." (Seggie)

"—?"

"What do they call this stuff—? Something like a realm. Or dimension. Other than the—Mm..." (Seggie)

He took a scoop of the following unknown dish.

"—Other than the world I just pulled you from..." (Seggie)

Then there probably are other 'realm' places to go, then?

And that unknown dish was a mix of golden-white. Not just the color gold. It had that shiny lustrous property too.

Doesn't look natural at all...

Maybe it's god's test of my greed. I'll have to resist gold and wealth. Maybe I'll be cursed for life upon a single touch.

But—Interesting, though.

I'll have a taste—

A crusty crunch released a flavorful load of moist juice. The inside was soft and wet. A very slight spice and slight, but notable, umami. A unique sensation; my entire body seemed to chill and warm up at the same time. It didn't stick to my teeth, unlike the inner fat part of crisped pork belly skin, and did not linger on my tongue nor lips, unlike certain sources of saturated fat. Not that I'd ever have to worry about nutrition in this absolutely amazing body.

Other than EXP, of course. Metabolism of a dragon.

I decided to check for poisons and hazardous effects, before I went on to swallow this mouthful of golden stuff...

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Holy Divine White Scarab [State: Deceased] [SSR/7S+]

[Temporary Effect Duration: 1236 seconds]

[(Instant) HP Recovery:187900] [(Temporary) HP Recovery:8990/s] [(Instant) MP Recovery:183400023]

[(Temporary) MP Recovery:19923330/s]

Large beetle. Further information unfortunately inaccessible.

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Pretty much an effective potion item. And lingering effects, for whatever amount of time it says.

Inaccessible information...?

Curious thing...

Probably just my low rank or level compared to the thing. Or maybe my level of 'Object Appraisal' was just too low. Too much of a NOOB for this 'SSSSSSS+' Ranked PRO. Some insane PRO skills. More accurately—some RAD fucking moves. At least, the cool kids end it with 'lmao,' and 'xd.' Just to be nice.

"...How far do these 'alphabetical' ratings go?"

"...I'm not so sure myself." (Seggie)

...

No definite answer?

Didn't Seggie give birth to this game system? His precious daughter?

"Oh, no. No, I didn't..." (Seggie)

"Oh?"

"I'm more of a male...and it probably is too..." (Seggie)

Slightly surprising, actually, this time. Somewhat nutty piece of information. So the system had a gender.

I shouldn't think about this until later...

...

There was something I wanted to know. It's possible that he made a status panel for himself. Impregnation in a sense. Unbirthing.

Then does Seggie have levels—?

"What level did you make yourself?"

"0." (Seggie)

As if Seggie had prepared for this moment since his discovery of surprise 'Underestimated Protagonist' manga scenes, he answered immediately. With total confidence. The 'Level 0 Hero Who Is Actually A Max Level God...' The 'God Who Can't Level Up...'

"Oh. Okay."

...

Then, Seggie wasn't the absolute Disc*rd moderator uncle of the system thing?

Too bad he can't bribe his little kittens with big perms.

...

I should just go on with the meal...

—

The dish near the other side of the table would be the fourth thing I'll be adopting generously into my body.

It looked slightly like that Cantonese cream corn fish stuff I had several times before I died. And it didn't exude any menacing aura...

...

Whoa...! What's this—?

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[Mild Heaven Gadus] [State: Deceased] [UR/7S]

[Temporary Effect Duration: 1800 seconds]

[LV25000-]: [(Instant) MP Recovery:100%]

[LV25001+]: [(Permanent) MaxMP:+0.4%] [(Temporary) EXPBoost:+5%]

Fish that swims in heaven. Further information unfortunately inaccessible.

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With the three general daily needs of a gamer. 'Instant,' 'Temporary,' and 'Permanent' effects available from such a heavenly food.

'UR' rarity...! That's usually above 'SSR.' And it's mild too...

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The thick crust wasn't tough—it came apart easily, yet with such impressive crunch. This crust melted slowly into my tongue and mouth as I chewed—it was a journey through a thin touch of heaven-based oils and its delicate saltiness. The crust dissipated as the fish itself entered the room, loud and proud. The creamed corn sauce brought a real creamy sensation that doesn't overtake the true texture of such a holy-element seafood; an expressive, lightly greasy taste of fish and omega-3 oils. This creamed corn sauce wasn't so sweet either that it would overwhelm that nice soft taste of Mild Heaven Gadus or whatever its called. It carried mild taste, alike the name of its partnered fish suggests—the sweetness didn't linger on my tongue, nor anywhere inside my mouth. The maize, the corn, exhibited a sweet crunch that was just sweet enough to enjoyably compliment the beginning of my chewing process, and furthermore did not occupy my tongue, nor lips, nearing the end of chewing, as I swallowed. A perfected dish. It perfectly illustrated the result of eons of trial-and-error, crafted over and over again, the same dish after another of the same, in the many years of Seggie's demands. Considering the color of this dish—a Golden Experience that Ministra suffered. Seggie demanding 'Set 68' enough that she had become a Masterchef. A true backstory, this is...

Mmh...

There should always be the 'exquisite display of culinary expertise' scene in an isekai with the good foods part.

Another bite for good health...

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[[Ability Obtained:[Angelic Lv1]]]

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[[Extra Ability Upgraded:[Contact God] -> [Contact God EX]]]

[[Special Stat Value Unlocked: [Divinity] [DVN]]]

[[Title Advanced:[Alpha Tester] -> [Alpha Tester II]]]

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...?

A bunch of heavenly attributes...? Huh...

I'll have a look later.

Nh...

Maybe I should stay in heaven for a longer while...

...

Seggie spoke as he pushed himself up.

"I gtg br- Must leave now... The update's about don—Kkh—" (Seggie)

Probably by accident—

He kicked the edge of the table and fell to the ground. He lifted himself up with his frail arms.

Looks like old age has truly caught up to him...

"Tch." (Seggie)

Oh right...

There's gotta be that 'You're actually old... Ohmygod, you don't look like it!' part for the touch of confusion and genericism. Then they scream things about their obvious youth.

But maybe it wont work here. Seggie's clearly old, unlike the youthful boobies goddess that you'd see in typical isekai. So maybe he wouldn't have the same reaction.

"I'm le—" (Seggie)

I decided to go the Good MC way.

"Don't worry, don't worry. I can help the elderly anytime..."

I'm obviously nice. I'm obviously supportive. I've seen this old man suffer for far too long. With all the goodness and honor of my heart and soul I saved Seggie's day and carried him to stand.

Fuck...! I can't lift him even with my steaming hot STR stat—?

Something—

CRASH! (another onomatopoeia for convenience)

...

No, Seggie did not drop to the ground limp and lifeless.

Rather, suddenly;

The wall behind Seggie was blasted open. Revealing the same two angels from a while ago.

They've entered this same way twice, already.

"Gyaha! Seg! We've!! Caught!! YOU!! W—" (Floating Winged Figure 1, probably Jibril?)

"Oh! Yes—Master! The Goddess has granted us passage..." (Floating Winged Figure 2, probably Gabriel?)

—

""...?!!"" (Gabriel? Jibril? Well, they're both speaking...)

—

"...No—! Shit!!" (Seggie)

He crawled out of my grasp.

"Ah! Seggie!" 

I continued to help Seggie up. A real shit savior MC should not abandon any friend, nor any acquaintance, nor any stranger, nor any enemy.

No matter who they are...

Distract him a bit...

"Seggie, don't push me away! *sniff* *sniff* I'm just trying to..."

[[Skill Learnt: [Act Lv1]]]

[[Ability:[Angelic] Leveled Up:[Lv1 -> Lv2]]]

"Gugh..." (Seggie)

"S- So you—!?" (Jibril?)

"Oh, my." (Gabriel?)

The one on the left turned to the other.

"G- Gabriel... is he—!?" (Jibril, Unless Shes Talking To Herself)

"I'm afraid so..." (Gabriel, Most Likely)

...

The rather restless floating winged figure seemed to react in a way the generic 'H- Hentai!' highly aggressive tsundere kind of character would.

The scarier floating winged figure covered her own lips with a closed hand. Pretty much like the teasing kind of character. Maybe sadistic. Not that I'm afraid of anything though.

"Master—" (Gabriel?)  "Seg—" (Jibril)

The two stopped for a second, then the one on the left continued.

"May I... That child...?" (Gabriel)

Gabriel looked at me. Likely with greater interest in my body, since she looked a bit turned on, seeing this situation. Looking around, thinking about it—What she saw here must have been some kind of Loli grabbing a helpless elder by the waist, and crying...

Well, if it supports the misunderstanding scene...

It's perfectly fine.

...Though I'm here to help an old man in need, not here to have a helping of a needy old man.

"S- Seg! Wh- What have you done—??!" (Jibril)

"...? I'm..." (Seggie)

But I'd say the Yuri event would be a lot better, if Loli's NOT including myself were involved. In my opinion, at least. Please don't cancel me, heaven—I mean, I'm not into Loli's at all. I've only turned myself into a Loli because of some specific circumstances... I didn't even allow the unique parts to form...

"L- Lo-" (Jibril)

But this is an OP MC isekai, which would only be damaged by any form of romance—I definitely don't produce any hormones anyway, with my genderless dragon body—

"—Lolicon—!!" (Jibril)

"*⌒▽⌒*" (Gabriel)

"No!! N#O!!!" (Seggie)

Jibril looked horrified. And Seggie looked horrified, in another way.

Seggie stopped to look at me. A hopeless sense of blame in his eyes...

Wrath?

Resentment?

Fright?

Remorse?

I couldn't tell, nor feel such from Seggie...

It's not like I have any empathetic skill or ability...

...

Even archangels couldn't tell I was a dragon?

Maybe my [ロリ✭~変身✭~] ability truly is beyond all that exists.

...

I'm sorry, Seggie.

But they couldn't do anything to you anyway. They can't do anything against the Holy Lord of Hosts...

So what I'll be doing next will be perfectly fine, wont it be?

...

"Ministra!"

I called her name, the way she told me to.

Gyahahaha...! Misunderstandings are fun...!

The air of the room shifted as a truly menacing silhouette materialized.

"Seggie's—!"

[[Skill:[Act] Leveled Up:[Lv1 -> Lv2]]]

"Uh—Ugh—" (Seggie)

[94%...]

[Updating...]

[Waiting for Administration...]

"My Lord..." (Ministra)

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