Chapter 23: Chapter 22

Rei #2 was currently transformed into a snake and wrapped around Erza's breasts beneath her armor. It was a pretty cool position to be in, particularly since Drake had directed everybody to feed her a bit of blood, so she was currently riding the senses of Noriko, Julia, Rei #1, Drake, Cass, and most importantly - Erza herself. Which meant that she knew just how to wiggle to get the big-breasted subject of a couple of teenage masturbation sessions (only a couple, she had tastes as wide as the ocean) to really feel it, and that was damn fun. Her body slid back and forth subtly along the underside, Erza squirming as she walked steadily into the Dungeon.

Goro had been camping out at the Dungeon entrance, just waiting for them to go inside, presumably so he could kill them in secret, or maybe just kite some high Level monster(s) over to kill them. He was a huge dude, would probably even be hot if his personality wasn't a turn-off. That did seem a little weird, as she considered it. She got off on the idea of making Freya or Ishtar into her personal cumdump (or, hell, Phryne if she'd been hot instead of an uggo), but doing the same to Goro just didn't hold that kind of appeal. Well, that was just... learning about her own sexuality, she guessed. She'd spent her whole life as a heterosexual dude, and maybe two whole days as a bisexual girl.

"Ah..." Erza panted out. "Rei, you're moving, in a way, that, mmm..." she bit her lip as she struggled not to let out a noise of pleasure, which was hot as fuck. Through Drake's eyes, she could see Erza's face, the flush of her cheeks, the clear arousal written in those beautiful features. It was so fucking hot.

"Rei, please," Drake said. He didn't look like Drake at that moment, well, he did, but you would think you were looking at a sexy-as-fuck member of the Ishtar familia instead of him. "We're headed to the Dungeon, Erza needs her focus." Bah! She'd been doing it for like, two minutes. Rei quieted her movements anyway, though inside she was pouting.

Presumably Rei #1 was also pouting inside, because she suddenly stood up, going over to Noriko and tapping her shoulder. "Yo. You're hot. I'm hot. You wanna eat my pussy?" She asked the girl, looking down at her. She was only able to look down at her because she was seated, since they were about the same height.

The girl in question seemed to purse her lips for a moment, large owl eyes staring up at her - then she shut her book. "Very well. I will go along with this," she said, and Rei hurriedly stripped out of her clothes. "However, I would note that you are much less physically attractive than all of Drake's other wives. I do not believe you are 'hot.'"

"Yeah, well, I'll get hotter soon," Rei #1 said. Jeez. Girl was lucky she was cute, and that Rei had a thing for healing broken birds, or she might have actually been annoyed.

"I see. That is good to hear, as being physically attractive is better than being unattractive, both for yourself and Drake's sake. I do not care about how attractive my sexual partners are, however," Noriko explained, before simply going down in between Rei's thighs without any more prompting. Ooooh holy shit, fuck, it felt good, but not really from Rei #1's perspective, no, it was Noriko who was feeling amazing from eating pussy. Fuck, it was like her tongue was a whole massive supersensitive clit, as it rubbed and stroked. If snakes could mewl, Rei #2 would be - Rei #1 definitely was.

It was like the difference between being a dude and being a chick all over again, just... holy hell she was gonna come from licking pussy before Rei #1 came from getting her pussy licked! It was absurd! Fuck! She really needed to figure out what to do to make her body that sensitive, gooood Lord!

She came! Fuck! She squeezed on Erza's tits again, making the girl hiss for a moment as they neared the threshold to the Dungeon, but Goro didn't react at all - Rei #3 was keeping an eye on him from her perch as a crow.

Of course, now that they were in the Dungeon, even though she was enjoying the most amazing oral sex of her life, she had to stop. She broke off the connection because the pleasure was just too good and distracting, and she slithered out of Erza's armor, sliding down to the cool Dungeon floor, and promptly transformed into her giant snakemonster form without the slightest bit of trouble this time, because she was getting good at this shit, and fast. She breathed, twisting around a bit between Erza and Drake. She couldn't see through their eyes any more, which sucked. "I think in order to take on a new form, I have to kill it myself, so, you know. Gimme a gobbo to fight and stand back, gorgeous and handsome."

It actually took a couple minutes for the Dungeon to finally disgorge a goblin. Well, more like ten goblins, but Erza and Drake made quick work of them. Faster than Rei could see, Erza swooped forward to decapitate eight of them - Drake flung a dagger right in between the tenth's eyes, then yanked said dagger back with an invisible thread of force, like he was goddamn Spider-Man, which? Honestly? Really hot. Spider-Man was hot, now that she thought about it. Maybe she could get him to cosplay as Spider-Man, he kinda had that athletic build... she licked her lips as her gaze went to his nice butt.

"We have readied the field for you," Erza said, leaping back from the goblin. "Be sure to keep yourself safe, Rei."

Right. She turned her attention back to the goblin, which was this ugly little green fucker with three horns and like... fur on its lower body, and all the wrong proportions. Legs too short, arms too long. She lunged forward for it, her jaws snapping open, ready to bite and drink her fill - and the little shit dodged to one side. The fuck? Drake and Erza took these things out like they were nothing. Yeah, Drake was a Level Two, and had more experience, and Erza was Erza, but... okay, that was a pretty good reason. She snapped her tail around, trying to grab or smack the critter, but it just chittered as it clambered up onto her tail. It was heavy, too, little fuck. Lucky for her, she was strong, because she managed to heft it up into the air, bringing her tail back around to crush it - and of course the shit jumped at the last second, screeching incoherently as it tried to grab her neck.

She swooped, lunging around it, making a circular movement that send it flying past her and letting her face it again, hissing threateningly at the little fuck. This stupid Dungeon and it's stupid bullshit. Like she was going to lose to a goddamn goblin. She drew in a thick, heavy breath - then rushed forward in a mad sprint, fangs bared wide. It tried to leap to the side, but she did that little s-curve jerk thing a snake's tail does to suddenly shift her direction, and she caught its midsection in her mouth, letting out a triumphant (muffled) cry as she injected it with about one million billion tons of poison to teach it a lesson for trying to fuck with her. It promptly died, going rigid in her mouth.

She deposited it on the ground a moment later, staring at the corpse with some interest. She licked her lips. First, she'd eat this. Then, she'd eat the next biggest critter, combining the strength of a falna with a monster's natural strength. It'd go up the line until she was the most powerful character in this whole world, and Drake would be all, I'm promoting you to number one, and Julia's not gonna eat out Noriko any more because your pussy's too good. She'd be kind, though. She'd let Noriko eat her out, because good God. Maybe she'd even start eating that cutie's pussy, if she modified her tongue to be as sensitive as Noriko's...

She bit into the monster's flesh, ready to drink in its power, and, holy fuck it tasted awful. It tasted like, fucking, a giant meat sized clump of fucking ash. She forced herself to swallow the awful, awful tasting thing, trying to will her body to acquire its form. There was something there, this was possible, but - this wasn't an animal. It wasn't something so easy as an otter or a crow or a cat or a stray dog, all of which she had killed and feasted on and stolen the shape of. She let out a guttural noise as she finished swallowing what was in her mouth, then just spat and cleared her throat and hacked, trying to get the awful, awful fucking taste out.

"This thing tastes awful," Rei hissed out. "Fuck. I don't think I got its form, either." She focused her sight inward, looking at all the forms she could take. Nyooope. No goblins. "It tastes seriously bad."

"It may take you a bit to learn how," Drake said, in a gentle, soft voice, his hand coming to rest on her forehead and softly petting her. Wow, being pet while in her monster form was nice. She hummed softly as those warm fingers ran along her scalp - then she shook her head to bring herself out of it.

She wanted to whine, because it tasted literally worse than dirt, but she wasn't a pussy, even if she did have a pussy now. "How long do you think?" She asked, instead.

"It's a tough skill to learn," Drake noted, a certain wincing expression on his face. "It's probably four dots, whereas most of your Skills are one or two dots. But... you do kind of need to learn it."

Rei looked back at the corpse, her hackles rising. Maybe other monsters tasted better? But he was right. Fuck. She'd have to eat more of this awful meat. Just terrible. Goddammit. "I need some water," she said, and he produced some from his pack, offering it up to her. She guzzled it down with desperate energy, just drinking in all that incredible soothing cool water, washing away the awful, awful fucking taste of dead goblin.

The next dead goblin tasted just as bad.

* * *

Noriko had gotten done having lovey-dovey morning sex with Drake, which consisted of a 'wakeup blowjob,' and then proceeded to also perform cunnilingus on Rei until she orgasmed four times, before Drake began gathering his things to get ready to leave. Noriko would have joined him, but, she was not permitted to due to Goro. It did provide an excuse to stop performing cunnilingus on Rei, however, who had managed to come only once.

Noriko did not particularly like Rei's flavor. She was reasonably certain that her own pussy tasted like 'cherries and strawberries,' as that was how Bitch had described it. Rei simply tasted salty. Sex with her was still very pleasant, despite this problem, due to the mix of arousal and the brushing of her tongue. Rei had also stated that she, "did not want to eat Noriko out, at least until she figures out why it feels so good for her." Noriko could accept this, as accepting one's lovers' tastes was an important part of a relationship, and as head wife, it was her job to ensure that Rei would be sexually satisfied in her marriage to Drake.

Further, eating out Rei was highly pleasurable. She believed she would enjoy eating out other women, but, Bitch would not allow her to eat her out, and she believed both Erza and Cass were what was called 'heterosexual,' an unusual condition wherein women did not want to have sex with other women under any circumstances. According to Drake, this was very common in universes other than her own.

However, Noriko did wish to continue training with Ais, to become a superior swordswoman. This way, it would be possible for her to defeat Goro in a fight, eventually. It might take several years. However, Rei had apparently failed to acquire any new forms on her first foray into the Dungeon, which apparently implied that it could take a great deal of time. She did not ask how long it might be, as, if it was a very long time, she did not want to think about Goro continuing to live after that time period.

She disliked this Goro even more than her own Goro. While she believed that he had not hit her or her mother, since he had stated as much in front of the gods, he had made her mother afraid without hitting her, and, more importantly, attempted to kill Drake, who she loved, and Bitch, who was very good at performing cunnilingus. It was another way this isekai harem adventure was clearly an unpleasant deconstruction.

Once her training with Ais began again, she was reminded of the other way in which it was an unpleasant deconstruction: training was very painful, arduous, and long, and not easy at all.

* * *

Noriko was accompanied by Erza as she approached the Hostess of Fertility. Now that she knew her mother was in this world, she wanted to see her again, as she loved her mother very much. Further, her mother was quite sexually attractive, and Drake had mentioned that he found her attractive as well, so she was hopeful that she could successfully seduce her mother to have sex with Drake. This would be good, because her mother would stop having sex with Goro, who did not deserve to have sex, and because it would make her mother happy, as Drake was a very good lover, whether or not he was using the Skill You and Yours Stance.

Drake had mentioned that she was technically an alien, and therefore, her mother might also technically be an alien. She hoped this was the case, as apparently, it was relatively easy to seduce a woman into a harem if she was a member of Noriko's species, and much harder for members of most other species. Of course, from Noriko's perspective, everyone else was an alien. She could determine whether her mother was an alien by whether she was warm to the touch (like Noriko herself was) or cool to the touch (like Bitch, Rei, Erza, and Cassandra were; Drake was also cool but so were normal men from her world).

Her mother was seated next to Hephaistos. According to Bitch and Rei, who had "metaknowledge," Hephaistos's eyepatch hid something so terrible that even most gods cowered from it. As she did not want to be frightened, she was not interested in seeing what was behind the eyepatch.

As she approached, her mother shifted in her seat, raising one hand for a moment. Hephaistos's eye widened momentarily. Then her mother spoke. "What happened?" She asked.

"I do not understand the question," Noriko said, as she slid into her seat. Erza sat down next to her, but immediately started looking for any sign of Ryu or Syr, and did not pay much attention to Setsuko or Hephaistos.

"You're bruised," Setsuko said, softly. Ah. That was correct, she did have several bruises on her body, such as her fingers, knuckles, and neck. "Did Drake do that to you, sweetie?" Hephaistos's lips thinned at the suggestion.

"No. I received these bruises during training with Ais Wallenstein, as she trains a great deal, and training is useful to growing in stats, although not to growing in level. I want to grow in stats and level so that I can kill my father, as he is an angry, abusive, piece of shit who I hate," she explained.

Hephaistos let out a sigh. "He hasn't actually hit you," she told Noriko. "Or your mother. You can't lie to a god."

"I understand. However, he also attempted to kill my beloved husband, Drake, which would be bad as he would be dead and do whatever dead people do, which is inferior to being alive. Also, I love him, and therefore it would make me sad. This is actually even worse than the Goro who I remember, as he never attempted to murder anyone."

"He thought you had been kidnapped."

"I do not wish to hear excuses for his behavior, as I do not want to excuse it. I prefer hating him, as it feels much nicer than forgiving him possibly could. Therefore, let us change the subject. Mother, as you are afraid of Goro, you would be much happier with Drake, as he is not a scary person at all. When he fled from Goro, he grabbed me and carried me with him, and despite the fact that I was dangling from his arm and carried many meters above the city, I did not feel afraid at all, because I knew he would not drop me. In other words, he is so trustworthy and protective that he makes a dangerous situation feel safe, which is the opposite of Goro, who can make a safe situation feel dangerous."

Hephaistos smiled and let out a small laugh at that. "You did just say you wanted to talk about things other than Goro."

"No, I stated that we should change the subject from how Goro is actually not bad. That includes the subject of how Goro is bad and Drake is much better, for example."

"It's nice to see that you're the same girl as always," Hephaistos said, with a warm smile. Erza waved excitedly, and Ryu finally approached their table.

"This is Ryu Lion!" Erza declared, with an emphatic gesture to the girl in question. "She is frequently our server, though also, Syr sometimes is too. Is Syr here?"

"No. Syr has been in ill health since the Nyx familia kidnapped her."

Hephaistos's eyebrows rose at that, which was a physical indication of surprise. "They attacked an employee of the Hostess? I had been under the impression this was a quite safe place."

"She was kidnapped from her home," Ryu explained. "There is no cause for concern. As you said, this is a safe place. Further, Erza is as strong as a Level Four, and I am sure she would protect you, Lady Hephaistos."

"I will have noodles and a lemon cocktail," Noriko said, as it was important to put in your requests as early as possible, so that the servers could begin on preparing them as quickly as possible. Ryu quietly made a note, glancing up at the others at the table.

"Juice, and cake!" Erza requested.

"Some ale, and a salad," Hephaistos said, her gaze focused on Noriko rather than Ryu, which was rude, as you should look at the person to whom you are speaking. "But should you really be drinking, Noriko? You're only sixteen."

"I'm twenty," Noriko said. Although Hephaistos incorrectly but reasonably believed that she was sixteen, Noriko knew that she was actually older than that, as on her home world, the years were 469 days long, meaning that someone sixteen by that accounting, was twenty by this planet, where the years were 365.25 days long. Hephaistos stared at her quietly for a couple seconds.

"I think we would both prefer it if you didn't drink, sweetie," Setsuko told her.

"I would prefer it if I did drink, as alcohol is very nice," Noriko explained. "Further, it is my body that the alcohol will affect, and I have the right of bodily autonomy." That was a fancy technical term for being allowed to do what you want with your body, as long as it didn't hurt other people.

Both Hephaistos and Setsuko stared at her for a few seconds, then Setsuko spoke up. "I think I'll have what Noriko is having," she said.

"I see. I will return with your meals shortly," Ryu said, with a brisk bow, before departing.

"Erza," Hephaistos said, making the redhead immediately turn to face her. "How is Noriko doing?"

Erza paused for a moment in consideration, then answered. "I believe she is doing well. She mostly stays within the Twilight Manor, to prevent Goro from doing anything foolish. One of the higher level members of our familia saw us here, to ensure that he tried nothing."

Hephaistos hummed at that. "I see. I'm glad to hear that you're protecting her, but, is it really necessary for her to remain cooped up?"

Erza nodded. "I am afraid that Goro is frequently watching over the entrance to the Dungeon. While some in our marriage have powers to disguise themselves, or appearances that do not stand out, Noriko has neither. Given the lack of monitors or crowds in the Dungeon, she has been unable to enter for several days."

Noriko was fairly certain that both Setsuko and Hephaistos looked concerned at Erza's words, so she spoke up to reassure them, as Setsuko was her mother who she loved, and Hephaistos seemed kind. "That is okay with me, as I would rather not cause Drake or one of my co-wives to be hurt, just so that I could go to the Dungeon, which is a dangerous place anyway. Training with Ais has also resulted in faster stat increases than working as a supporter did, regardless, although she also often goes on Dungeon expeditions, leaving me alone at the Manor. We do have a new co-wife, however, who greatly enjoys sex with me, and is very smart and has explained many interesting things to me."

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"A new co-wife?" Setsuko asked. "Is that really... okay with you? Your husband is... gathering new women..."

"It does not bother me at all. I understand most women would be emotionally distraught by their sexual partner having sex with others, however, I am not like that." As she was not the same species as such women. "Rei actually has been very fun to spend time with, as I have orgasmed many times during sex with her. Also, she is smart, and knows a lot about many subjects." She paused for a moment. "Can I hold your hand for a moment, mother?" She asked.

Setsuko reached out, and Noriko took her hand in her own, both hands grasping Setsuko's. Setsuko smiled, and Noriko also smiled, as she could tell that her mother was warmer than average, which meant that all she had to do to ensure that Setsuko had a happy marriage with Drake, rather than an unhappy marriage with Goro, was for her to exclusively have sex with Drake for a period of between three days and one month.

Their meal soon arrived, and Noriko ate greedily. Although some in this world might be concerned that she would get fat, the metabolism of females of her species was different, so she did not have to worry about getting fat. All in all, it seemed like "Hentalian" women were strictly superior to "Earth" women. Rei's fascination with her ability to orgasm from cunnilingus was also an example of this, though she did not mention it to her mother or Hephaistos.

* * *

Hephaistos sat in her chair, her eye staring coolly at Goro. She understood his impulse to violence in defense of his daughter, when it had come spontaneously and without much insight into what was going on. While she did not approve of him keeping the fact that Noriko was missing from the rest of the familia, she understood that his motivations were varied and often sympathetic. Perhaps, in retrospect, it had even turned out for the best - Noriko seemed happy to be married to Drake, and while Goro may have been able to stop it in the first place, he could not take that back...

Except that he was trying to. She had learned that he was frequently camping at the entrance to the Dungeon. It did not take the wisdom of millennia to know what he was trying to do. It was hard, seeing one of her children behaving in this way, particularly one who she'd seen rise so high as Goro.

There was nothing to do, but to do it, however. "Goro. You can't camp in front of the Dungeon." Her voice was gentle. She didn't want to be overly cruel - Goro had been through a lot, and she certainly understood that he was making poor decisions because of the stress of his circumstances. She had asked him twice more to confirm that he had never struck or physically harmed his daughter, and been reassured both times - but she also knew that even to ask was a painful thing for him. "I know that this is an emotionally trying time for you, but we both know what you're doing."

"I have to go to the Dungeon, if I ever want to exceed my current talents as a Level Five," he replied.

He was dissembling. "I am not saying you cannot enter the Dungeon; I am saying you cannot simply stand there watching everyone who goes inside. Goro. If you do kill Drake - or even should he simply die - then I will not support Noriko rejoining this familia under any circumstances." Her voice was sharp. He needed to know he was serious. "I know a father's love is strong. I do. You love your daughter, and you want to hold her again, I understand. But you will do none of us any favors by causing a war with the Loki familia. You will not mend your relationship with her with more violence. So please, Goro. Let it go."

His mood didn't improve, though she understood why. "He is defiling my daughter, with the cooperation of the dark-skinned one, perhaps the others too-"

"Goro," she interrupted. "Your daughter is happy. She is married, and with other people who are happy in that marriage. I know no parent is ever quite ready to see their child married - I remember when you came to me with a pregnant Setsuko, I felt a tinge of uncertainty myself." She had been more gregarious, back in those days - becoming a mother had absorbed her focus and her energy, making her quieter, shyer, and more housebound. "But, your daughter was always a strange girl, so perhaps she will be happiest with this strange arrangement. If she does one day regain her memories and wish to come home, then I will support that - but until then, you must behave yourself."

"I understand," he said. The voice was hollow and empty of emotion; it hurt a bit just to hear it. She couldn't imagine what it felt like inside. "I will refocus my efforts, and properly dive into the Dungeon."

She didn't want to push, but... "So, you don't plan to kill Drake, still?"

He stared at Hephaistos for a moment, then spoke. "I will not attack him again." True.

Hephaistos let out a sigh of relief, a smile on her lips. Goro had been her child since he was a boy of just seven; now he was a man. She didn't quite know what she would have done, if he had refused to be reasonable. "Thank you, Goro. I know it's hard. But I have spoken to Noriko myself, and I can assure you that she's very happy."

Goro did not appear satisfied with that statement, but he offered a curt nod. "Is that all, Lady Hephaistos?"

"Yes. Please - give her time," Hephaistos added, and Goro simply quietly nodded before departing.

* * *

As Goro left Hephaistos there, he contemplated the difficulties of telling a goddess one's intentions. It was not as simple as simply 'intending' to do something, then 'changing one's mind' the moment one was out of earshot. He had been a boy when he had joined the Hephaistos familia, and he had been forced to learn how such promises worked. One had to truly intend to do the thing. He had to make an inward promise to himself not to attack Drake. If Drake attacked him, of course, he might reasonably defend himself... but the coward probably would not attack him even when he ripped the dark-skinned whore's head from her torso.

His goddess truly thought that it was simply that he wanted Noriko back. That was part of it, of course, but a far greater part of it was the humiliation that had been heaped on him, again and again. He did not know how, but he did know that Drake was responsible for his daughter turning against him. She had once been an obedient, docile child that knew her place - now she acted like a brat and insulted her in front of the gods. He had to avenge himself, even if it did not bring Noriko back to him. He just had to be more thoughtful about it - no more simply camping outside the Dungeon.

* * *

Rei #2 and #3 were in the Dungeon; Rei #1 could still see through their senses, since unlike them, she didn't need to avoid distractions. All she was doing at the moment was playing with the size of her breasts, trying to make them optimally sexy.

Drake had said he liked all kinds of bodies, which sounded like gay bullshit, but on the other hand, Erza was a tittymonster and Noriko was flat as a board. Even if he was just looking forward to a post-impregnation big titted Noriko (and he didn't seem like that kind of guy), Julia and Cass weren't that big up top. So maybe he really didn't have a preference.

But Rei did. She wanted to be the hottest girl she possibly could be.

And, obviously, the hottest girl possible had huge fucking tits, right? Insanely big. The size of her head big. She'd adjusted her butt a bit, to give her one, but she was really liking the end result of her work, she thought. Yeah she still looked kinda messy, but huge tits were good, right? Drake had told her to focus on getting new forms, and she was, still, kinda. She was still sense-sharing with Reis #2 and #3, so she was getting a mouthful of that awful ashen meat every time they killed and ate a goblin or kobold. Blech. She really did consider ending the connection and just leaving it up to her clones, but, Drake was right, she needed to practice that stuff too.

Whenever they weren't eating disgusting goblin and kobold meat, though, she was playing with her tit size, adjusting it up and down, the firmness, the heft. It was pretty awesome to do, just staring at one of the mirrors and trying to get it just right. Maybe she was even getting hot in general, and not just being the female equivalent of some no-name dude with a boring face, a tubby stomach, a huge dick.

The only problem was that there wasn't a mirror in the "family" bedroom - the one she slept in with Drake and his other wives - so she had to do this in one of the changing rooms. Obviously, a female changing room, but-

"Oh I hope nobody's changing in here," came a female voice, as Loki just slammed the door open. She had that kinda, androgynous charm that made you want to dick a girl straight, you know? Unfortunately, Rei didn't have a dick to do that to her. Loki's eyes bulged out as she saw Rei. "Whoaaa baby, you weren't kidding about getting huge stonking tits! I wanna grope 'em!" She lunged for Rei, who promptly transformed into a snake, sending Loki sailing through thin air for a moment and tumbling along on the ground in a messy heap as Rei transformed back.

"I told you what you gotta do to grope them," Rei said. Wow. Being hot was awesome. You got to dangle your hotness over other people. She could do it to Drake, even, be all Heh, you want this? You know what you have to do for it? Though, probably she shouldn't. Drake had been pretty cool to her and she liked him and all that gay shit. He didn't seem like the type to like that. Though, with Noriko... "You ready to eat pussy?"

Loki whined. "Why should I have to do anything? Boobs getting groped, that's the purpose of boobs, especially ones like those!" She remained on her knees at the moment, though, not bothering to get up. "Come on. Don't you want to feel the power of a goddess's hands on your breasts?"

"Not really," Rei said. Loki's main charm point was, obviously, taking her down a peg and teaching her a lesson until she turned from an insatiable horndog into a loving bride. Or something to that effect, anyway. Not just letting her do as she wanted. "Drake's way more skilled with his hands than you could be, anyway." Would Drake want first dibs on playing with her tits? Julia was apparently still a technical virgin, with Drake dragging it out on actually fucking her. She didn't want to mess that up (it was hot), but she got the impression he did kinda care about firsts? On the other hand, it was just a grope.

"Guh! I've been practicing! For twenty-eight years, I have been practicing groping boobs! I've groped my own boobs every day!"

"You don't have any boobs to grope, though," Rei said, making Loki let out a "gak!" as if she had been physically struck. She looked at the goddess, and- oh they were about to eat another goblin. She turned into a snake and tried not to retch too hard as that awful, fucking, taste slid all over their tongues as they chomped down, concentrated, reached into that soul-stretching thing within her, and, guh, fuck, it tasted so goddamn nasty it was so distracting, seriously.

"Ehehehe," Loki cackled, as Rei struggled with her own jaw, stretching it too wide then snapping it shut as she tried to avoid puking. Suddenly, Loki's hands closed around her 'neck,' or near enough, grasping her and hefting her up triumphantly. "Gotcha! Now when you turn back, you won't be able to stop me from groping your boobs!"

She really thought Loki was smarter than this. Once the pair of her clones had finally finished gobbling down on a goblin... yeah, she felt it. That surge of knowledge. She flicked her tongue out with some sense of triumph. Then she turned into a giant snake monster again. "Idiot. I can transform into this, remember?" She said, idly flicking her tail around Loki's ankle and threatening to knock her down again.

"Gah! Come on," Loki said, letting go of her neck. "You like big tits too, you have to sympathize with wanting to grope a pair, don't you? How can you be so callous?"

"All you gotta do is eat my pussy," Rei responded, making Loki grumble in distaste at the idea. Loki really was so selfish. She probably didn't suck Drake off either. "I need my falna updated, so I'll let you grope me for two full seconds," she explained, making Loki's eyes widen. It would probably work better to tempt her into eating Rei's pussy anyway. A bit of try before you buy. "But you have to update my falna first."

"Alright! Turn back!" Loki declared with clear eagerness.

Rei wasn't stupid. She turned back into a snake, then slithered along to Loki's room, the goddess clambering after her with an excitable energy. She really must be so bad with women... it was kinda sad. Rei had already got two girls to eat her out, and here Loki was, begging and clawing for the occasional chance to grope a girl.

She got to confirm the presence of a new Skill in short order - Malignant Aberration Feast. Thank God that was finally over. Getting her tits groped by Loki was about one thousand times better than tasting piss-awful goblins to no avail. For days.

She'd still have to eat monsters, sure. But at least now she'd get something from it. The relief was so palpable that she accidentally let Loki grope her tits for ten seconds instead of two. Tch. You had to establish boundaries with girls like this. She turned into a goblin to spook her (or maybe just gross her out - either way), then turned back to normal and left.

* * *

Lena Tally bounced up to meet Ishtar. She hadn't seen Drake too much since she'd confessed her love, but she had gotten the chance to talk to him a couple times. He was really busy at the moment, and she wanted to help, but his problems weren't something she could handle. He had a high Level adventurer out for his blood, and he wanted her safe! (How sweet!) She had to get stronger! She'd been going into the Dungeon to train, and she was sure that with her newfound dedication, her newfound love, she'd totally be Leveling soon!

She plopped herself down in front of Ishtar, letting her top fall away as she hummed giddily to herself. She hoped that jerk that was bothering Drake would stop soon, so they could be united in love!

"It's been barely two weeks since your last update," Ishtar said, though she got to work anyway, pricking a fingertip and letting the blood drip down on Lena's back.

"Sorry! I really want to Level extra fast!" Last time she'd had her falna updated she hadn't realized how amazing Drake was! Then he had bonked her in the head and shown his raw power! Not just that, but in that same circumstance, he'd shown that he was willing to do anything for the women he loved, and, the two of them were clearly destined to be together, judging by that coin flip! It was just too perfect!

"It doesn't go any faster no matter... hmm," Ishtar hummed. It sounded like an interested hum, which meant it was good. "Is there any particular reason that you want to Level faster?" Ishtar asked.

"Ah, I found my one true love," she explained, as Ishtar placed a piece of paper against her back.

"Oh? I didn't realize you had started to take on clients," Ishtar said, as she pressed the paper taut against her bare skin.

"I haven't, he beat me in a fight!" She couldn't tell Ishtar how the fight had started, but it didn't seem like Ishtar was that interested anyway.

"Here are your new stats," she said. "You're doing very well." She displayed the paper to Lena, who quickly read it:

Strength: D543 → D596
Endurance: E459 → D517
Dexterity: C615 → C668
Agility: B738 → A802
Magic: I0 → I0

"Wowww," Lena said, just staring at the paper. "That's really good!"

"It certainly is. So, who is this man who's captured your heart and clearly managed to motivate you quite a lot?"

"Drake Holt, the Happy Ending!" Lena declared. She grabbed her top and pulled it back on. "I bet I'm going to Level really soon, then I'll be Level Three!"

"Don't push yourself too hard," Ishtar said, a gentle smile on her lips. "I would hate for you to die prematurely."

"Don't worry, Ishtar! I'll be super careful! It'd be really bad if I died, since I've got Drake's baby in me!"

"Do you now?"

"Mhm!" Lena said, with a big nod. He'd knocked her head so hard that she'd fallen unconscious. She knew from the other Amazons that if you passed out during 'it,' 'it' had to be really good, and if 'it' was really good, that meant you were gonna get pregnant soon!

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