It’s Okay To Take My Waifus To The Dungeon

Chapter 24: Chapter 23


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Ishtar leaned back in her seat, simply relaxing in place. Loki, on the other hand, was pounding down the Soma wine she had offered up - it was some of the last left in the city, since his unfortunate demise. A bribe worth the occasion.

The dullard sitting across from her imagined that their conversation was going to just be about the matter of Drake and Lena's little romance. It was, of course, but the real purpose was to get an inside look at the Loki familia, for when she finally got her hands on that damned killing stone. "After her confession, Drake stated he would take her as his - and he's already taken on another wife in the meantime, apparently." Men truly were ruled by their cocks, it was almost pitiful. "I, of course, will support such a marriage, so long as Lena wants it. I hope the Loki familia won't present an obstacle."

"Nah," Loki said. "Marriage is good. Back before the gods came down, people were getting married just to make sure they didn't fight, and I'd hate for us to wind up in conflict with y'all." She belched. "Good stuff," she declared. "Some of the last in the city... sad."

"It is," Ishtar agreed. "Perhaps if Soma had been more careful about who he allowed into his familia, he would still be alive today."

"Could be. 'course, could also be that the killer wasn't a member of his familia. Interrogations didn't find any of 'em, and most familias make their strongest adventurers into their Captains anyway. Somebody killed Zanis, after all." There was a brief keen look in her eyes, as if sizing Ishtar up.

Ishtar couldn't help but laugh. "You can't be suggesting that you think it's me?"

"Eh." Loki shrugged, flopping back in her seat with a lazy, haphazard poise. "Soma wine was one of the more popular entertainment items, for adventurers, and it's hard to fuck a whore when you've got whiskey dick. So I hear, anyway."

"I'd be more worried about Nyx or some other scurrying little rat familia. The Soma members knew better than to bother powerful familias like ours, but for one with only Level Ones and perhaps a couple Level Twos..." It was obviously just infighting between weak, tedious gods trying to eat that little bit more of the crumbs. She didn't even know why it was a topic.

"Could be," Loki said, then leaned forward. "But, I'm not really comfortable marrying Drake off." Before she could speak, Loki raised a hand. "It's a matter of, ah... details, I suppose. Goro Iwakari, Level Five. Gigas, if you remember his alias."

"I recall both."

"Yeah, well, turns out one of Drake's wives is his daughter, apparently he didn't treat her too great so she ran away into the arms of an older man. Hephaistos wants to rein him in, but he's a dangerous guy, I can't really count on your kid staying safe if she got married to mine. Goro might go after her to try to avoid technically disobeying his goddess."

"You did just allow a stranger into your familia as another of Drake's wives."

"Yeah, but I'd rather not kick start some fun free for all where you get ticked at Hephaistos for her child killing yours, so everybody goes for a full on blood feud and I'm dragged into it too. Or you decide to blame me, since it's on account of my kid the whole thing started."

"And what excuse did the new child have?"

"The new one, Rei, has some real talent for evasion, and she's got big tits besides." Ishtar resisted the urge to roll her eyes out of contempt. "Not that that's why I let her into my familia."

"Of course not," Ishtar agreed politely. "I'll just get Goro to promise not to hurt Lena."

"You can't count on those lasting forever," Loki said. "Mortals can't lie to us, but they can change their minds. Can lie to themselves. Play with the truth. I've seen mortals say they didn't do something, then later when the 'something' was actually pointed out to them, they go 'Oh, that's what you meant! Yes, I did do that.' Not big stuff, either." She kept babbling on like this was anything that Ishtar didn't already know.

"I simply won't give him the chance to change his mind," Ishtar said, mildly. Loki shrugged, taking another drink of Soma wine and letting out a long sigh of relief. "It's important to establish boundaries in advance, in any case."

"If you feel so sure, then go talk to Goro and Hephaistos about it. I'll approve the marriage then, not before."

* * *

I was planning to head to the Dungeon with Reis #2, #3, #4, and #5, as well as Erza - the clones were all in snake form, currently curled up beneath Erza's armor, and, judging by the way she'd occasionally hiss or gasp, were doing their best to grope and tease her. It was... immature? But Erza didn't actually mind, so I didn't stop them. As we left the Manor, though, there was Lena Tally, bouncing in front of the gates excitedly as she saw me.

"There he is, there he is, that's Drake Holt, he's gonna be my husband now!" She tried to wriggle her way through the iron bars of the gate, and got a summary bonk on the head by the same bored gate guard that always blocked it. "H-hey, only Drake is supposed to do that kind of stuff with me, I'm sorry, Drake!"

"It's fine," I told her. "It's not like you asked him to."

"She basically did, trying to stick herself through the gate. That could be counted as an attack on our familia headquarters." The guy was a dark-haired human whose name I didn't know, not really remarkable in appearance in any way, though he must have had a decent level to callously bonk a Level Two like Lena.

"I'm gonna marry Drake!" Lena declared. "Ishtar said she talked it over with Loki, and it was fine," she declared, with real gusto as she again tried to squirm in past the gate bars, hefting up one foot like she could just step through them, even though it was extremely clear that she wasn't going to fit. She, of course, got bonked on the head again by the guard. "I just told you I'm marrying Drake!" She said. "I'm already pregnant," she declared, "I can feel your baby in me!"

"That's, uh, impossible," I informed her, and she blinked guilelessly up at me. "We haven't had sex, so I can't have gotten you pregnant."

"Huhh?" Lena asked, tilting her head in confusion.

I suddenly felt worse about agreeing to marry her. Since Haruhime had seemed to not be a virgin, I had assumed that anime logic didn't apply here, but... well, I guess that there are plenty of teenage Christians who don't know how a baby is made. I would not have expected the same prudishness in a brothel, though. "Sex. It's when a man takes his penis, and places it in the woman's vagina."

"Not that this isn't fascinating," the guard said, "but could you have this conversation somewhere else."

"If Loki did approve of this, where do you people normally, y'know," I said. He just looked at me dully, without even the slightest suggestion that he might answer the question.

"Oh! Ishtar wanted to marry us!" Lena declared, with gusto. "So you should come to my familia headquarters!"

Now it was starting to sound like a trap. Lena had a gregarious charm to her that reminded me of one of the women I was able to summon with enough points - Ganko Kimura, a comically gregarious and dense yandere. I turned my head back towards the Manor, but I don't really know what I expected to see in particular. "Let me go make sure that this is all okay," I told Lena. I started to walk back, when Loki suddenly stuck her head out the window.

"Yeah, you can go marry Lena with Ishtar, it's all set up! Don't tell her anything stupid, obviously! Now get, get!" She shouted at me, then turned around. Her statements just confused me more, so I stood there blankly for a long second. "Rei told me all about it, go on! Have fun!" Ah. That was what had happened - Rei was probably looking through my eyes right now. I wasn't really that bothered by it - I knew her pretty well, and she was generally trustworthy.

I turned back to Lena. "Well, I'll come with you, then," I told her, and she smiled brightly. Once I was past the gate, she skipped alongside me as we headed over to the Ishtar familia headquarters.

* * *

Ishtar sat back in her chair, looking at the Record Holder, the Happy Ending. She had only known him by reputation up until this point. He was attractive enough, though hardly the sort of man who could attract a half-dozen women by physicality alone. He looked at her with a certain amount of trepidation or fear in his gaze, rather than the lust more typical of men. It was an interesting note - and then his gaze slid over to the Captain of her familia, Phryne.

She had already told Phryne not to damage this one, of course, but she could understand his concern. Even if she worked to keep Phryne's more unpleasant tendencies under wraps, it was inevitable that a Level Five who committed the sorts of crimes she did would gain a reputation. "So, this is what the Happy Ending looks like up close," Ishtar said, with a smile curling across her lips. "My amazons rarely find a man worthy of them, but it's hard to say that a member of the Loki familia, who achieved Level Two in record time, is just another foolhardy and unduly horny adventurer. How are things between you and Haruhime?" She asked, honestly curious. She had been his favorite until recently - of course, the man appeared to collect women like a bird collected shiny objects.

"...poor," he admitted, giving no more than that. Related to his newfound relationship to Lena?

She was curious... should she simply use her Charm on him? No, Loki was probably too smart to miss such a thing done to one of her own children. After she had decapitated the Freya and Loki familias, this one would become her charmed little plaything - and not a day before. "I see. This is meant to be a happy day, so let us abandon such thoughts," she said, giving him a warm smile. "Lena - this man has truly captured your heart?"

"Yep!" Lena declared with confidence, all but bouncing on her feet. The girl was an excitable mess at the moment, and that same love had given her the strength to begin leveling far more swiftly than ever before. Ishtar had noticed this tendency among amazons, of course, but it had a certain ironic quality to it: the stronger the amazon became, the more likely she was to surpass her beloved, and that could cause the love to fade.

"And Drake - you plan to treat my Lena well, do you not?"

"I do," Drake said, and there was some real determination in his voice. Perhaps that was the charm point that enabled him to bring so many women into his little harem?

"In that case, I see no reason to draw things out. Do you both wish to be wed?"

"Yes!" "I do."

"Then consider yourselves married. Drake, you are permitted into the familia headquarters to visit Lena at any time, though you may not simply wander the halls freely - one of our familia members must always accompany you past the public areas, and that does not mean Lena herself. I do wish the best for her, but she is quite... smitten, so I do not know if I can fully trust her judgment. It is up to Loki to determine to what degree Lena will be allowed into the Twilight Manor and your familia's grounds."

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"Thank you. That's quite reasonable of you." Ishtar smiled - she could see that his apprehension had been chipped away, just a little bit. Loki trying to poison the boy against her would only work against the flat-chested idiot, in the end.

* * *

I took Lena's hand, letting her drag me along with her to her bedroom. She had a certain infectious energy, copious and overwhelming, that was a distinct charm point. Once we were in her bedroom, she turned to me and just bounced in place, staring up at me. She didn't quite come up to my shoulders. "I want your babies!" She declared, with the innocent guilelessness of a girl who had no idea how babies were actually made.

"Let me..." I sighed. "You don't know what sex is, do you?" She shook her head. "Right. So, sex, is how you make babies." Her focus was instantly on me, hanging on my every word. "The man has a thing called a penis. It goes inside your vagina - you know what that is, right?" Theoretically, if she didn't have any sex education.

"It's what I pee out of!" Lena declared, and I shook my head, making her brow furrow.

"No, that's the urethra. There are two separate holes. It's the one that - do amazons menstruate?" She just stared at me. "Bleed monthly?" I suggested.

"Oh! Yeah, that happens," Lena said. "They're different holes?"

"Yes. I put my penis inside there, and it feels... pretty good for both parties. I also stimulate the clitoris to make it feel better for you, but that doesn't help with the baby making." She was nodding along as I explained everything to her. "You know what the clitoris is?" She shook her head. "It's... I'll show you. Lie down," I told her, and she practically flopped onto her back on the bed, grinning brilliantly. I removed her clothes in short order, my cock straining as I admired her lightly tanned skin, her curvy body, her long, dark hair that reached halfway down her back. Her dark nipples were perky and pointed upward at the ceiling as my fingers slid across her body, down towards her sex. She didn't have any hair down there, though given what she normally wore, that wasn't much of a surprise.

I found her clit in short order, gently brushing my fingertip against it in a soft, rhythmic movement, teasing her slowly with the touch. "This is your clitoris," I explained, softly teasing it, one hand going to her breast and gently cupping it. She gasped softly as I pressed my finger against her clit at a particular angle, so I began a gentle back-and-forth motion, pushing 'in' on her clit repeatedly. "It feels good when it's played with, doesn't it?"

She nodded rapidly at that. "Really good!"

"The male equivalent is my penis. Would you like to see it?" I asked, and she nodded even more rapidly. I removed my hand from her breast, continuing to tease and play with her clit as I took out my cock, revealing it to open air. Her eyes went wide as she saw it, even going so far as to let her mouth fall open for a moment. Tempting as it was to stick my dick in her mouth, this was her first time. "You can touch it, if you want. Just be gentle." I didn't want a superstrength amazon crushing my dick, after all.

"It's so big," she said, reaching out for it, her fallow-colored fingers contrasting with my own paler skin tone. She started to gently stroke it, rubbing up and down my whole length, almost intuitively, and it did feel genuinely nice. I kept teasing her clit, occasionally making her toes curl up as she enjoyed herself.

"I have to put it inside you if you want my child," I told her. Instantly, her legs parted. Even if I wasn't quite sure if she was ready to get pregnant, I was able to control my fertility, so I wasn't too worried about the possibility at that point. I got up in between her legs, her hand following my cock around until finally letting go of it as I pressed up against her moist lower lips.

I leaned down at that point, meeting her lips with mine. A soft little noise of pleasure escaped her throat at that point, as our lips met. She inexpertly mashed her face against mine, while my tongue slid into her mouth with the experience a man with five wives and two additional lovers can bring to bear, one hand continuing to rub her clit as the other held my cock at her entrance.

Then I pushed inside. She was pretty tight, her inner walls squeezing my cock intermittently as I kept stimulating her clit. Little hot breaths escaping her mouth as she wiggled on my dick excitedly, almost bouncing in place as I filled her up in a single, long movement. She gasped as I bottomed out, my hard cock completely filling her. I broke off the kiss, then, staring down into her eyes as she stared back up into mine, hot breaths escaping her throat, her tan cheeks glowing with heat as I pressed my forehead into hers.

"It feels really good," she told me, and I smiled at that, as I continued to tease and rub her clit, making her wiggle that bit more in place, my cock completely lodged inside her as she twitched in place. With our two bodies positioned like this, my free hand could slide along her naked body, up to her breast and gently groping it. The soft flesh jiggled slightly from the way she was twitching under my slow and steady assault, and she looked so scrumptious like that, her lips softly parted as she just panted in empty-headed pleasure.

"I hope so," I told her. "We'll do this a lot, to make absolutely sure you get pregnant." She nodded rapidly at that, clearly enticed by the idea, and not just the pregnant part. My cock twitched inside her, and at that point, I started to saw in and out, leaning up to get a better view of her body. My hand on her groin kept up its work, teasing her clit, while the other one slid all along her gorgeous naked body. She was a hot young woman - smooth, flawless, light brown skin attracting the gaze, becoming all the sharper in the light of the room as she squirmed around. "You can keep talking. It's helpful, it makes it easier to know what you like. And I want to hear your cute voice as you enjoy yourself."

"Ehh... you think my voice is cute?" She asked, a certain eager yet shy energy in her voice.

"I think you're cute in general," I told her, enjoying the flush that spread across her features at the compliment. Seeing her virginal responses to being complimented, combined with the way her pussy was gently rubbing at my dick, was incredibly enticing, so I intensified my work on her clit, enjoying the way she suddenly bit her lower lip, closing her eyes as she wriggled in place.

Suddenly, her legs snapped up, wrapping around my hips and just dragging me deep inside her, really rubbing me in. Her eyes turned up to me again, a wild, hungry look in them, her hands reaching up for my torso, grasping me, twisting her body up to let her hold me in place - then she came. Her whole body rubbed against mine, and her insides squeezed. She was strong, stronger than me, by a significant margin. Her virgin squeeze and grip manhandled me atop her, until she had me wrapped in a tight hug-grip, her legs squeezing on my waist, her arms slipping under my own to hold me tight against her. Her perky nipples scraped at my bare chest, and I could only move a fraction of an inch, with how tight she was holding me against her.

The noises she made were subdued - just this quiet, squirming mewl as she rubbed herself against me, rubbing against her man purely for the feeling of flesh against flesh rather than anything more sexual in nature. It felt nice, the intimacy of it, though as it kept going on, I was forced to deal with the fact that she was significantly stronger than me. I literally could not wriggle my way out of her grasp, at least not without actively drawing on Essence like I had back during our fight.

I didn't mind that much, though. Her orgasm was cute, as she pressed her body tight against mine, and her pussy felt amazing as those inner walls squeezed and groped my dick. When she finally finished coming, she slackened a bit, panting. "Wow..." she breathed out, as I started to pump again, playing with her clit. My thrusts weren't as long this time, her legs still gently wrapped around my waist even if they weren't working to hold me deep inside her. "Sex is really good!"

"It definitely is," I told her, smiling at her dumb comment. I gave her a quick kiss on the lips, making her blush again - then I turned it into a full-throated kiss, my tongue diving into her mouth as I started to intensify my pace inside her, pumping at her pussy as my tongue played with her gums. She just shivered in reply, her whole body twitching as I fucked her. As I got more intense in my thrusts, more vigorous in my playing with her clit, I could feel as she drew closer to an orgasm of her own. "What happened earlier, when you spasmed and rubbed yourself against me - that's called an orgasm," I explained to her. "Don't ever feel shy about orgasming. It's like a compliment to me."

"You're really nice," she said, her voice strained with the rapidly-encroaching pleasure. "I wanna orgasm again, I want it, I want it," she panted out, rubbing and wiggling in place, her eyes wild with lust. I just kept rubbing her clit, doing my best to bring her off - and in short order, I succeeded, making her gasp and spasm, back arching as her arms and legs tightened their grip on me, pulling me deep inside her, her pussy squeezing and milking my cock. I came alongside her in short order, kissing her on the lips when I did so, enjoying every last spurt of cum inside her.

When I finished, I broke off the kiss, licking my lips. "Want to do it again?" I asked her, and she nodded rapidly - I started to pump my hips once more.

* * *

Rei #1 was reminded that sex as a dude felt pretty crappy as Drake rutted inside Lena Tally. The girl wasn't exactly best girl from Danmachi (that was Tione, then Aisha), but she was a pretty hot girl anyway. Julia was out with Cass saving the day as an adventurer, and Noriko was busy reading some dumb crap, so she might not actually eat her pussy. Bleh. She tried fiddling with her tongue as she laid there, trying to figure out just what it was about Noriko's tongue that made her so hypersensitive. If she could work it out, she could make a clone and then 69 herself for way better sex.

In the Dungeon, though, Reis #2-5 were busily ripping apart War Shadows. They'd acquired those forms already, but the seventh floor had Purple Moths on it, and she was concerned about poison. She'd bought a few antidotes, which were currently sitting on her nightstand, just waiting for her to guzzle them down... but the real worry was about stacking. When one of her bodies suffered damage, the others also suffered damage, which sucked when she was just lying in bed and one of her clones got hit by some bullshit monster's surprise attack. Erza was always there to help her out, though, because they were friends.

Being friends with Erza Scarlet was definitely cool. Too bad the gorgeous, hot babe of a few sexual fantasies... was fucking straight!!! Goddammit! Why couldn't she get porno Erza who was a bisexual that would eat her pussy?! Such horse shit! Even Loki still wouldn't eat her pussy, it was ridiculous! She had let the horny lesbo grope her tits, even, a couple times, but oh heaven forbid she pay a girl back by getting on her knees where she belonged...

One of the War Shadows got her body in the back with a surprise from behind attack. Erza instantly cut the thing in half, but it was a pretty serious fucking strike, piercing right through her body, and she grit her teeth in pain as she reached over for a healing potion, just pouring it out on her stomach. Her whole body shuddered in agony for a moment, until the pain passed, at which point she just went back to lying there.

Drake was still fucking Lena, even though he'd nutted inside her twice by this point. Man. Sex as a dude sucked. She should've gone out there and made eye contact with Lena, but she was really hoping for some fun from Loki... well, she'd learned her lesson. Never expect the goddess to actually eat your pussy, no matter how big your boobs get.

* * *

Goro laid in his bed, staring at the wall, quietly fuming over what had happened earlier that day. "Honey?" Came the soft voice of Setsuko from behind him. "Do you want me to...?"

"No. Not tonight," he said.

"Oh... I can... suck it, if you want..."

"Like I want to see those disgusting sacks of fat dangling around while you suck me off," he snapped at her. You would think after sixteen years of marriage, she would have learned when to shut her damn mouth.

"Sorry..." she said, quietly. "I just... you used to like it..."

"Stop talking," he told her, and she did.

Goro let out a long breath, his fingers curling into an angry fist, as he remembered the little meeting between himself, Ishtar, and Hephaistos. He ran over it for what felt like the thousandth time. It was another humiliation, heaped on him for a reason that was as idiotic as it was spiteful. Lena Tally, a member of the Ishtar familia, had married Drake too. The boy now had six wives, instead of four. In itself, there probably wasn't any real difference in the humiliation of himself and his daughter, but when one took into account that this took place after he had been made to promise not to attack Drake... it was particularly enraging.

Ishtar, Loki, Hephaistos, they were all enjoying themselves, he was sure, teaching him a 'lesson' for a crime he hadn't committed, all the while allowing Drake to have his daughter and numerous other women... but fine. They could do what they wanted. He couldn't stop them. He couldn't kill Lena or Drake, couldn't even attack them, at least not without some further prompting. He could only have told them that he wouldn't, if he truly believed that he wouldn't - and he could only truly believe that he wouldn't, if he truly wasn't going to. There might be some reason later on, since he certainly hadn't predicted the bastard adding two new wives to his harem, but... for now, his hands were tied.

One of Drake's wives was still just a Level One - Erza Scarlet. Supposedly, she had killed the Goliath on the seventeenth floor multiple times, but it was obvious she was just piggybacking off of some other, higher Level adventurer, probably somebody from a disgraced familia or a runaway or the like, someone blacklisted by the Guild. She might have been strong, but during their brief fight, he had seen her moves. He didn't think she could have beaten the Goliath alone, and certainly couldn't beat him.

He would go down to the seventeenth floor when the Goliath next respawned. It had been a week since it had last been killed, and it would be simple enough to make it understand that he was stronger than it, and that it had to obey his commands. Then he would order it to kill Erza while she played support to whoever was actually going to be sent after it. If he was lucky, then it wouldn't require him to raise a single finger against the adventurer. She would simply have bitten off more than she could chew, and no one would think twice about a Level One dying in a fight to the Goliath, a monster as strong as a Level Four.

If he wasn't so lucky, then he'd get to kill the girl himself. He'd have to make sure to kill whoever she was with, so no unwarranted and insulting questions would ever be asked of him.

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