I’ve Been Reincarnated as a Scumbag, Prickly Best Friend Who Collects Hate in a Gal Game. And the Main Character Is Too Incompetent To Be Useful…

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Tsugaru Nodoka’s Serious Sermon

Those were all scumbag-ish things I actually said before so I decided to be a little more modest.

Honestly, seeing how much the girls share among themselves, I already wanted to cry……

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“But Aneja did raise your rank from water flea to hamster right? She must really like you!”

“Really? I can’t tell at all…….by the way, what’s the highest rank in your sister’s ranking system?”

“It’s Pi**chu.”

“Pi**chu…….”

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I mean, that thing is certainly a mouse…….

Water fleas aside, they’re all mice huh.

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“Do you know Pi**chu? It’s a chubby electric mouse.”

“I play Smash so I know what it is.”

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Maybe Tsugaru’s room is filled with Pi**chu plushies?

If that’s the case then of course she would be shy about it.

I think I can see why she doesn’t want me in her room now.
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“I see. Is it okay if I ask you something, Hideyori-senpai?”

“Sure, I will tell you anything other than my three sizes.”

“I’m not interested in that. It’s because you always say something like that that people make fun of you. If you let others know what they can get away with they will just keep pushing the limit you know.”

“How old are you……? Rather, where did you learn that…….?”

“I’m one year younger than Aneja. The one who taught me that was our father. He said [It’s the end for a woman if they’re taken lightly. Be a woman that can look down on others!] That’s why I’m doing my best to look down on you, Hideyori-senpai.”

“Being looked down on by a woman…….”

“What are you muttering by yourself? You are such a pervert……”

“Speak for yourself.”

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My imagination ran wild for a moment.

Rather, what’s up with Tsugaru’s father……?

The game’s Tsugaru was also a pervert. Does it run in the family……..?

When it comes to the dirty jokes in the game, you would usually think of either Akechi Hideyori or Tsugaru Madoka after all.

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“There’s a [Girls who would do it with you if you beg Ranking] at school and I came up first among my classmates you know! It’s an accomplishment.”

“Ahh, you have something like that too huh………….should you really be proud about a ranking like that though?”

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In my time, I remember voting for a talkative girl in my class myself.

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“Then here comes the question. What is your specialty, Hideyori-senpai?”

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All of a sudden, a question that I would expect to come out in a job interview came flying at me.

Don’t want to think much about it, I decided to answer off the top of my head.

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“Galge, Kendo, and magic tricks I guess.”

“Putting Galge on top of the list certainly gives a bad impression but Kendo and magic tricks are certainly on the top of what Aneja’s looking for in a man! If you focus on those two then you definitely can upgrade yourself from Hamster to Pi**chu. I’m sure of it.”

“Becoming a Pi**chu? I don’t know, your sister seems like she hates me……”

“If she already puts you on Hamster level then I’m sure actually likes you.”

“Really!?”

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I don’t get that vibe from Tsugaru at all though…..

Wait, it’s not like I’m really aiming to become a Pi**chu in the first place.

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“Aneja has a very specific idea of her ideal man, honestly, I don’t really get it myself…….”

“Yeah. A person who’s strong in kendo and good at magic. A person that can bounce back up after a setback. The kind of person that when she thought that her feelings were one-sided, he actually has feelings for her too. I think he has to be able to carry her to an infirmary in case she collapses too right.”

“She sounds a little too virgin-ish isn’t she.”

“Sugarcoat it a little and call it elementary schooler-ish okay.”

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Perhaps because this is a Galge world, even an elementary schooler talks like an adult.

Among the girls I’ve met ever since I came to this world of [Breaking the Chain of Sadness], her mouth is probably the worst.

Her older sister and Sakuya are not even close.

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“But Hideyori-senpai will take Aneja’s first time right?”

“I can’t handle this anymore……..Also, there’s no way I’m gonna do that okay.”

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This is definitely the daddy Tsugaru’s fault.

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“What is your favorite song?”

“[You are CHILD☆] I guess.”

“Ahh! That one! The [You are CHILD☆I am CHILD☆] song by StarChild right.”

“You know her huh.”

“I’m also a StarChild fan after all.”

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Recently, StarChild has been getting famous on video-sharing sites.

Right now she’s still relatively unknown but I’m sure that she will get crazy famous from now on.

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“Actually, I’m the same age as StarChild you know!”

“EHHH!? That’s amazing!”

“Right.”

“You get to keep an eye out for her since she might actually be your classmate right. Being the same age as your oshi idol is amazing. So, is she like, a super smart girl?”

“Even if I’m the same age as her it doesn’t mean that we are attending the same school okay!? I don’t know her personally alright………It wouldn’t be strange if she’s in a different school year you know!? Hideyori-senpai is actually stupid aren’t you?”

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I just want to try meeting StarChild in her private time someday.

That’s all.

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“By the way, I want to see Hideyori-senpai’s magic trick!”

“Then do you have some playing cards I can use?”

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I received a deck of playing cards from Tsugaru’s sister.

Now, what trick should I do.

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“Alright, here I have an ordinary deck of playing cards, no trick, no gimmick.”

“Really? Is there really no trick or gimmick to it?”

“……..of course.”

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I replied as I proceeded to apply said tricks and gimmicks to the cards while being careful not to get found out.

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“Now, if I do this then……Ta-da~h.”

“Wow! The pattern changed!”

“Tejinanya.” (TLN: Hideyori’s quirky end phrase)

“Ha?”

“………”

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Tsugaru’s younger sister’s eyes were sparkling when I performed the trick but the moment I went [Tejinanya] she looked at me like garbage.

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“Hideyori-senpai, your normal jokes are borderline lame already but you are still trying to push it?”

“……..yes.”

“Do you think you got ahead of yourself here?”

“……..I do.”

“Be better please.”

“……..yes, ma’am.”

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Just like that, I received a sermon from a child…….

The trick was nice but other than that she didn’t get the joke at all.

That was its content.

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“Thanks for waiting, the tea’s here.”

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The moment the younger Tsugaru’s sermon concluded, the older Tsugaru finally got back.

There were 3 small teacups and some cookies on the tray she’s carrying.

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“Ah! Aneja, I’ve been waiting.”

“How was it? Did you get along with Akechi-kun?”

“Yes! I got to know Hideyori-senpai now! His jokes were super funny!”

“………”

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You were preaching on and on about how my jokes were lame until earlier but you put on a good girl face in front of your sister?

“Good for you.”

“Yes!”

Seeing that sisterly exchange kinda ticked me off.

This is that kind of development again right?

She’s probably a siscon like Takeru.

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“Then I’m going to talk with Akechi-kun now, wait in my room okay, Nodoka. You can play the Otome game too.”

“Yay.”

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Picking up her teacup, the younger Tsugaru left the room.

Also, her reply wasn’t [Yes] but [Yay] instead? So you’re actually an Otome gamer huh.

Such an elite elementary schooler.

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“Thanks for the wait, Akechi-kun.”

“Yeah.”

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I’m finally alone with Tsugaru.

Rather than the younger Tsugaru who can spit poison at me with a smile on her face, dealing with the older Tsugaru who does the same but with a clear expression of disgust is way easier on my heart.

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“Alright, let’s start our meeting then.”

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With the opening word from Tsugaru Madoka, we begin our usual meeting.

TLN: Next release will be the usual meeting, Meta Gaming Edition…….I guess.

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