Chapter 10: The Influencer from Another World is Not a Hero!
Ah, vampires. We are creatures of the night. Which is a silly saying. We can walk in daylight just fine. It is just that we don't show off our fangs during the day. Plus, we don't dress up like circus performers.
Anyway, I am on a quest. A critical quest. We, the vampire community of Algorth, look for the best of the best. Musicians, writers, painters. We must find the best, and then turn them into a vampire, so their talent won't fade away.
"Why is there no Wi-Fi in this place, ugh," that is strange. This almost sounds like the type of nonsense a reincarnator might spew. I walk to the end of the alley, and then see her.
She has caramel skin, and her face looks… odd. Why is her face so many shades darker than the rest of her skin? Why is she wearing such high heels? And, what is with the pink skirt, and the strange bikini? Is she a barbarian? No, too skinny.
"Oh, hello honey. Do you know why there is no Wi-Fi around? I mean, someone must have their unlocked, but I can't even see it," the woman says, as she bounces to me. Now that I am this close, I barely manage to keep to my feet. I mean, why the strong perfume?
"Are you an artist?" I asked her. I am pretty certain, by now, that she is a reincarnator. Surely, I will be promoted, once I bring back someone this high profile?
"Oh, honey, I am an influencer. Like, the best artist type out there. You will see that I can whip just about anyone into shape," she tells me, and gives me a strange hug. She just makes to hug me, but doesn't touch me.
"What are you doing?" I ask her, suddenly alarmed. If this is an Ultimate Hero of Fate, then I am in deep trouble. For, there is never telling just what is wrong with them.
"Giving you an air hug, honey. Come on, give me an air hug back," she tells me, and then blinks her eyes at me in a way I think she considers adorable, but I am just unnerved.
"No," I told her simply, and then I see her shadow. The lady has horns, and even a tail. Wait, what?
"Give me a hug, or I will pull out your fangs, and shove them in your bum," she told me sweetly. I give her the strange hug.
So, now demon lords, or, in her case, ladies, get to be chosen from reincarnators as well? Just where is the Ultimate Hero of Fate, Lucy?
On a lonely island, stalked by a single demon lord merman, the waves roll cheerfully, and a bottomless bag gets pushed by the tides ever closer to the water. Waiting to be reclaimed by the demon lord. Waiting for its next victim.
"Wasn't so hard, was it? Now, honey, bring me to your coven. I have great plans for you. You know that I, as an influencer, know all about the entertaining industry. I will whip you all into shape, don't you worry," she links her arm around mine, and giggles.
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As I lead her back to my coven, in pure and utter mute horror, I think about all the vampires I am screwing over doing so.
Like Larry, who is still quite young. I mean, he still goes to school. One of the reincarnators brought back a legend about vampires who want to stay in school for the entire eternity.
Hm, now that I think about it, I think Larry might benefit from being pulled out of school.
Or Rudolph, who would like to prove to everyone he hates Yule. I rather think that his act would be cut short. No way can people enjoy the art of someone, who hates Yule.
An hour after I first met Demon Lady Tamara, she is now standing before the entire coven. Her shadow casts over the entire wall behind her. There is not even a single person, who doesn't know who she is now.
"Now, honeys, I have to say that you have it all wrong. I mean, look at all of you. Young, pretty, and gifted. Why search for humans, when you can blow them out of the water. We can take over the world, and achieve cultural victory. And I will become the first self-made millionaire in this world!"
The demon lady giggles then, as if she didn't tell us all that she has plans for us. Larry sends me a glare. He can feel the trap around his ankle.
"Ok, how many of you have heard of K-pop?" Tamara asked us all, and we all traded glances. Just what is that supposed to be? She rubs her hands together, and then begins to explain, much to our mounting horror.
I decide to leg it then and there, just as she says we are supposed to tease the women who will come to see us dance and sing, with rumors about us being gay. Not even the vampire ladies get spared. They are to tease the men, with rumors about them being lesbian.
A true horror, this lady is. I am glad, that I make it out just as the storm clouds gather.
Many would call the reign of Demon Lady Tamara the Age of Influencers. Some would call it the Age of D-pop (Demon Pop). Others still will call it the Age of the Queer Fangs.
But one vampire knew the truth. He had to walk around towns and cities with his hood drawn, for, he couldn't be associated with his former friends. Just the idea that he would have to wear this new invention, called make-up, sent shivers down his spine.
At the end of the day, pig blood was just as good as human blood. No one could know that Gregor was a vampire. The shame was too great.
The End of The Influencer from Another World is Not a Hero!
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