Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Trap Nation

Chapter 11: Trap Nation

This has been recovered from the Ultimate Hero of Fate, Fiona. Her journal is an accurate account of her first days in the nation of Florifel. Many would say that, before the Ultimate Hero of Fate bowed her head to the local's whims, she rebelled like many before her.

Journal entry #1:

Man, everyone is so pretty in this nation. I mean, I can't even know whether they wear make-up or not because they just smile at me when I ask. In contrast, I still have to take more than three hours to put my face on, and do something about my hair. Hm, I miss my curling thingy.

I wonder if I ask of someone to reinvent it, would they manage to do so, when I tell them I need something that goes warm, and then curls hair? Food for thought. 

Journal entry #2:

There is something wrong with the people in this nation. I mean, the women are tall, and the men are short? Just what sort of evolutionary trade off is that? Anyway, I spent the morning just walking around.

And guess what? The women are the ones doing men's work, while the men are doing women's work. Now that I think about it, I think some men have feminine voices. Just what is happening in this nation?

My make-up is running out, but I found a drug store with something similar. Yay, beauty wins the day! Now, I think I can focus on the demon lord. Or, was it a dark lord? I keep on forgetting.

Journal entry #3:

So, the demon lord is taking over the nation slowly, and I need to plan. I mean, what if he makes it to the capital? I really need to train! It is good, that there is no nail polish in this world. I'd hate to get it chipped while training.

What should I learn first? A fireball? Lightning strike? Or, should I go with the old school punch on the throat technique? Hm, decisions…

Journal entry #4:

Back from the adventurer's guild, and I am in the dumps. As far as I saw, the women here are much stronger than the men. So much so, they can lift 100 kg without problems, while I and the guys, could lift about 20, on average.

Phew, I am so sweaty. The strange thing was, that I was not let into the shared bath area. Why? It is not like I would have pepped on the bathers. Or, that I would go into the men's area?

No one tells a hero what to do!

Journal entry #5:

Oh my God.

Rainbow French Fries on Peanut Butter.

Holly shit.

The women are men, the men are women.

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Now, I think I need to explain. So, I used a confusion spell on the guard to the bathrooms, and then sneaked into the women's side of the baths. Only to see naked men, with faces more feminine than mine, lazing around.

I thought, hey, there must be a mistake, right? Maybe, I went in the wrong section. So, still under my invisibility cloak, I went to the other side of the baths. And what did I see?

Naked women with truck driver face, lazing in the water. I got out of there as quickly as possible. Just what is happening here? I must speak with the king? Or, is it the Queen?

I am so confused.

Journal entry #6:

I had to break out of a dungeon, and leg it. The King/Queen was not amused at my discovery. She called me sexist, and threw me into the dungeon. Wait, if the men are women, is it a he? I am so confused.

Anyway, I can't remain in this nation any longer. I make my way towards the border, and avoid the roads. On the third day, I see the demon hordes. Seeing as the people in here are traps, I wonder, just why do they take them captive?

Journal entry #7:

Hey, I met the demon lord. It was indeed a demon lord, and not a dark lord. He is a hell of a guy. Used to be from the trap nation, while he was alive. That is the thing about demons.

It is not like they can spawn, out of nothing. They are the spirits of people, who were warped by hate. And, boy, what a story he has.

He was born in the trap nation, as a regular guy. So, no one paid him any attention, thinking that he was just a very flat-chested and strong woman? Or man? I am confused.

Anyway, he invited one of the traps (the man variety, he had a dick) to prom. And things got heated, ok? But when the demon lord took him home, he saw that they had the same package.

That dreadful night, he found the dark truth about the Trap Nation, as I like to call it. And he was exposed, as a regular man.

Long story short, he was beheaded, to keep the secret a secret, and then he went to hell.

Funny thing, all the demons who make up his army, are regular guys and gals, who were born in the Trap Nation. They are on a righteous quest, to end the curse on the nation, and force all the traps into their regular roles.

Now, I am all about transgender acceptance. But they did throw me into the dungeon. And the demon lord is a hot guy. What with his six-pack being so pronounced, and, he even behaves like a guy? God, I just want a man, who doesn't think himself a woman.

Well, we are off to liberate… what was the Trap Nation's name again? I forgot. Let us keep calling it a trap nation.

The rest of the journal has been destroyed after the demons swept through the Trap Nation, as it was renamed. Neither the Demon Lord nor the Hero of Ultimate Fate, lived long enough to see their quest to the end.

Yet, they died as they were born. Demon Lord Andras as a man, and the Hero as a woman. In each other's arms, surrounded by traps, who did their best to break through the barrier of the two lovers, so they could stone them to death, as they lay dying from their wounds.

That was the only time, when the world wanted for a demon lord to win. Alas, the quest of demon lord Andras was not to be picked up, until demon lord Marius grew legs. But that is a story for another time.

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