Side Note

There used to be a proper synopsis, but I hated it. It was boring, it was lame, it was a paragraph, and I like making lists. Here's a list of things that have a 50% chance of being related to the story (But probably weren't in the tags (I'm not touching the tags ever again, scrolling scares me)):
Maid protagonist.
Eye Fetishes.
Lemon trees.
Unnecessary Capitalization.
Music references.
Soup.
Turning side characters into main characters.
Overpowered lolis.
Actual insanity.
Fabricated insanity.
Kanye West.
A Man In A Pinstripe Suit.
1,000 Chapters (Plus a graphic novel spin-off and a pornographic adaptation).
Lists.
Soup.
Turning main characters into cannon fodder.
Unfunny jokes.
Potentially funny jokes.
Following of the comedy rule of three.
Consistent chapter releases (This one is true).
Monsters.
A fish with a spirit waifu.
Running gags that are dropped before becoming actual running gags.
An omnipotent ball of energy in the shape of a little girl.
Turning cannon fodder into even bigger cannon fodder.
And lastly, more soup.

Side Note (Haha, get it?): This story is fueled solely by my whims, so it doesn't make sense. I'd recommend skipping this if you dislike the idea of reading something incoherent.