Transported to another world with a lewd TS power

Chad ready to take his own life on the rooftop after getting diagnosed with cancer found a strange figure. Waiting for him. Like a creep. Having nothing to lose he thought if I'm going to die might as well have some light talk about the weather. Accidentally giving the figure depression they decided to just end it there and blew up. Not expecting this Chad in the next .1 of a second learned how it was to be ash. But not to worry because Chad was expecting his end to come eventually. He was thankful that it came nice quick and fast. But the question is now who the hell is monologuing about his life?