Ow ow ow! Pain arched through his eyes, he feel as he was being sting by bee in eyes. Wait a second, what's going on??
Su Chen was sure he was just trolling random people on internet.
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In a dark room, sound of someone laughing could be heard, upon closer look one could see Su Chen typing furiously on keyboard, trolling shit out of a bunch of randoms users.
" You couldn't get a girlfriend so you are reading this wish fulfilment novel, hahah"
" Even those guys who pretend to be gay to court girls are better than you, you pighead"
" What? You called this shit novel masterpiece let me tell you what true masterpiece is...."
Su Chen who was taking absolute pleasure in trolling random strangers to the point of speechlessness…,ahem, which is to say he was gently persuading them to path of decency.
All of the sudden, the binding light radiated from the monitor screen and pain rush in his eyes. All that remain in the room was empty chair.
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The hell just happen, what was that bright light, ball lighting? Su Chen roared furiously but he quickly clam down. As a internet trol..ahem intellectual he was well- wersed in this types of situations, he was naturally quick-witted, and instead of becoming frightened he was overcome with excitement and eagerness. I am the chosen one! Hahah, child of destiny, dragon among dragons, man among men. Holy shit! Have I gained any superpowers? Maybe I'm going to turn into the Flash! Or maybe even Captain Atom?
He struggled to open his eyes, but everything in front of him was a blur. He had no idea where he was at all. Suddenly, a stabbing pain radiated into him from his glabella. He jerked his gaze upwards and 'saw' something before him - although he wasn't sure if he was just seeing things.
There, floating in front of his eyes, was a blue screen. It looked identical to his monitor.
[You have successfully bound the 'Troll System' account. Upon fulfilling the necessary conditions, the relevant abilities shall be unlocked.] An icy voice reverberated in Su Chen's mind, scaring the crap out of him.
[Troll System is now bound to your soul]
What the hell? Su Chen thought to himself. Why can't I be the Flash, Spiderman, Iron Man, or something cool like that? Although the 'troll' title kinda fits my personality, it sounds… weird. before he could even voice out his opinion the system continued,
[Collect the six secret manuals, Each time you collect a manual, you will unlock a corresponding ability.] said the icy voice.
Only then did Su Chen notice that below the screen there where six empty boxes. He surmised that these corresponded to those six so-called secret manuals.
[Good luck, Troll Warrior!] At these final words, the screen began to fold in on itself. It transformed into a shadow before seeping into his glabella, vanishing from sight.
"Wait a second! What the hell are the these 'six so-called secret manuals', and how am I supposed to find these secret manuals?" The words tumbled out of Su Chen's mouth, but no matter how he shouted, there was no response from the icy voice.
Su Chen wanted to cuss. A Troll System? this System is trolling me. Why do other protagonists get to start out with something cool, like the harem building system and sex slave system and stuff, whereas I have all my abilities locked up? On top of that, it seemd that the six secret manuals sounds incredibly dangerous to find, and I doubt they'll just hand out secret manuals freely. And I need to get six of them?! This is bullshit!
The haze around him began to dissipate. He felt warm light shining down on him, and he could vaguely make out the sounds of others speaking nearby.
"Congratulations my lady.!"
"Congratulations my lady, we wish lady and boy a healthy life"
"Congratul...." many maids pour out their wishes to lady who was leaning on a lavish bed holding a new born baby. The lady nodded slightly and waved her slender jade like hand and all the maids left the room in hurry but orderly manner.
Soon all the maids left the room and only two woman where left. One who was in her fifties and other young lady who look to be in her twenties
The lady had arching eyebrows, eyes that shimmered like an autumn's lake, and her hair done up in a bun, fastened with a golden headdress shaped like a peacock. The peacock's plumes flared outwards, framing her perfect hairdo. This was a woman of luxury and poise. Her red fiery hair perfectly match her temperament. Even while giving order her expression of noblewoman never change. Word's beautiful or pretty were not enough to describe her.
Soon a handsome man enter the room and both the remaining ladies bow their head in respect. The man didnt even glance at them and arrived near lady who was holding the new born baby, he pick up the baby and stare at him in eyes.
Su Chen was dazed looking at the man. No shit! how can someone be this handsome, are the heavens blind, is there no justice to other men?, if girls from my previous world see this man, they would have gone crazy and form cult.
His thoughts were interrupted by the whisper from man and lady.
"Yichuan, how is my son?" The woman on the bed asked.
"As expected, tiger father doesn't give birth to a dog son his four meridians are already open and there are some traces of spiritual energy in his body" Su Yichuan said.
Su Chen was stunned by what he'd heard. He then realized that the man and woman both where husband and wife and his new mother and father. He was now a INFANT. And from the words like 'merdian' and 'spiritual energy' he perceive that he was transmigrated to the world of cultivation.
He was even more excited because both his father's and mother's looks where out of this world. Wont I also be this handsome as my father or even more. I can make girls wet just with my smile.
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As he was busy in his own delusions, the lady pinch her husband and took Su Chen back and glare at Su Yichuan and said in sharp voice" I was asking wheather my son is cute or not and not that idiot answer of yours."
'Hot Ginger' was the first word that come in Su chen mind. He was now sure that the mother of his was hot head.
Su Yichuan could only scartch his head and say some honey cotted words to pacify his wife. when Su Chen saw how his father was acting he couldnt help but cuss at his father. Father, where is your pride as a man, you are now father of me the great Su Chen.
Just then a knock come from the door and a voice was heard in room "Grand patriarch request's attention of lady and sir."
Su Yichuan immediately open the door and bow respectfully and called out, "Greetings, Father."
The grand patriarch grunted and then quickly rush in and held baby in his arms for a minute and nodded in approvel "As expected, my Su clan doesn't give birth to a dogs, his four meridians are already open and there are some traces of spiritual energy in his body."
Su Chen was shock. Like father like son, but cant they use word other than 'dog'.
What even shock him more was his mother word. "Of cousre father, our Su clan has always given birth to Tigers." Have same conscious mother, father also said the samething but was berate like he was cheating on you. Oh well it seems that surname of this household is also Su, I dont need to change my surname.
He was looking forward to see how his father would react to this situation but he was even more shock to see that his father was looking at his wife with gentle gaze as she was some beautiful flower who would be blown away from strong wind. Hmph I am never going be like you father.
As the trio where chatting, the older woman who was watching silently spoke as she bowed "Grand patriarch, baby has just born, both baby and mother need rest." looks like she was physician, thought Su chen.
Although she conceal the true meaning in her word but the rest where not idiots, how could they not know she was arguing both of men to leave the room. But both men didnt bother with her and grand patriarch handed the baby to the mother Su as they walk towards door.
The old physician sigh in relief. She would have never dare to speak such words in front of these powerful figures, but today was different, she was in charge of baby's health and if she make a mistake somewhere that lead to deterioration of the baby's health then all that await her and her family was death.
Before the they exit the door suddenly Grand patriarch stop. Su Yichuan who was behind his father Su Changche was confused and ask "Is there something that you need father?"
"There is! How can I forget?" Grand patriarch Su Changche exclaimed while turning around "Today is auspicous day, where all of our ancestor star are in line, So I thought that today we will name this little boy and do the naming ceremony afterwards, what do you think Yichuan?" he walk towards the baby as he talk.
hmph, its not like I can refuse. grumbled father Yichuan inwardly but on surface he cupped his fist and said "You're right father"
Su chen who was already in his grandfather's arm couldnt help to be somewhat saddened. hahh, look like I gotta change my name but it seems like this clan is called Su clan then i dont think there is need to change my surname. Well atleast my family members are good, and not like that blind protagonist.
"SU CHEN" roared his grandfather and lift his grandson high like he was offering his grandson to heavens.
Su Chen heart almost stopped beating. Exposed, I am exposed, it hasnt even been hour since I transmigrated and I am already exposed, I am nothing but black spot on protagonist's hall of frame. Are they gonna kill me or wait till I grow and steal all my secrect but i dont have any.
"Su Chen, his name will be Su Chen...huh why is there water on my face" Grand patriarch immediately hand over Su chen to young lady when he realized truth of the matter. Su Chen was so frightened, he couldnt help but Pissed himself.
"Ouu Ohh nothing, nothing happen" the young lady was trying to calm Su chen, she immediately wrap cloth aroung him and started singing lullaby.
The room was silent and only sound of baby crying and sweet and gentle sound of someone singing lullaby could be heard.
Nobody even dared to breath not daring to make any sound. Who was Grand Patriarch? A man who single handedly managed to hold Su clan together after great beast tide, and not only hold but even make Su clan even more stronger and prosperous. A man fear by thousands and worship by millions of people who live in Su clan territory. But today he was bath in heavenly liquid of this own grandson. If this news got out he sure will become laughing stock.
After silence a laughed could be heard "Hahaha nobody has dare to even breath loudly in my presense but today own grandson has defeated me, hahaha, good, very good." laughed Grand Patriarch and turn around to leave. Only when he left, did all release their breath they were holding.
"Then I will also not take anymore of your time, Ning Fan" Yichuan kissed his wife's Ning Fan'sF forehead before he also left.
Ning Fan also needed rest so she didnt stop her husband and gave few orders to the old physician and young lady who seems to be Su chen nanny. Then she also lie on bed to rest with her new born.
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"Father what about physician and the nanny?" asked Su Yichuan while walking through the corridor.
Meaning behind his word were clear. Now that both maid and physician have saw something unsightly, if news got out it will be huge blow to reputation of his father. As head of great clan like Su clan, wealth, power etc come latter but reputation is foremost.
"No need, just have them take oath. Today is auspicious day, No need to take any life." he paused for a moment then continued "Pass on my order, every servent and soilder will get 10 tales of silver and there will be feast of magicial beast also make other preparation for naming ceremony by yourself."
"Yes Father" Yichuan bowed and left to carry out the order.
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