Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Shit Rewards

Su Chen who was resting beside his mother couldn't help but let out breath in relief. Phew.. thank god I was not exposed or what face I had to show to my fellow transmigrators.

"But are there really such coincidences? I was name exactly the same as my previous life and I was even transmigrated to Su clan, which share same surname that of mine." Pondered Su Chen.

As he thought of things happen to him he couldn't help but curse his fate, first he was transmigrated, second not into some lofty figure but as infant and, third his golden finger was shit.

He closed his eyes and call out 'System' in his mind and same blue screen appear in front of him. He then conform his theory that he could summon his system even if his eyes are closed.

As for the question, if others could see his system, he was even more relaxed. Didnt they say that only protagonist could see their system and not even those from higher cultivation could see anything.

He then thought, and the system screen disappear. Zu An repeated this 10 more times before he got bore and started looking at the screen seriously.

He notice that whole screen and the six box below were empty, as he was about to curse for getting this shit system his gaze shifted towards the corner, where he saw a light blinking and some words were written above the light. As soon as he finish reading the letter's written above the light, he was trembling in delight. Why? because the words spelled 'Noob Package'. What this mean? he was given chance by heavens to flip his destiny. 

"Thank God you have not abandoned your child." Su chen prayed quickly.

"Isn't it now time for system to give me cultivation technique which will make me dragon who is soaring through heavens" he then quickly will his thoughts and tap on the light.

[Ding]

[Host has chosen to open 'Noob Package']

Although he was somewhat enraged when he saw system was giving him 'noob package' but the thought of his new super duper cultivation technique he was gonna get from System, his anger quickly dissipated.

[Congratulations host for acquiring new skill 'He who knows all the languages']

['He who knows all the languages': legends say that one of the biggest problem one face when transmigrated is language barrier, to overcome this, a clever transmigrated work hard for years and came up with this skill.]

[Skill Effect: No language is foreign to you now.]

Su chen: ...

Who the fuck is this clever transmigrated?, why the hell did he even spend years to came up with this shitty skill, why dont you just spend some months and learn new language. Even I, who just transmigrated can understand this worlds languag..huh I can understand language of this word.

As Su chen thoughts were drifting, he suddenly notice that he can can understand language of this world even without this shitty skill.

Isn't this skill useless to me.

Damm it. did I just got troll? 

When Su Chen was about to hurl another batch of curse, he saw light of 'noob package' was still blinking. There is more?

He again quickly will his thoughts and tap on the light.

[Ding]

[Host has chosen to open 'Noob Package']

[Congratulations host for acquiring new innate ability 'Kids learn faster than adult!']

['Kids learn faster than adult': There was once a kid who wanted to become adult before his peers, so he work hard and finally manage to become adult at age of 10 by finishing his PhD in adult.]

[Skill Effect: Your speed of learning,reading, writing, ability to comprehend, will be multiple times than of average person.]

 FINALLY, finally there is something good. Dont the heroes from novels learn everything faster than normal peers.

 Is it my first step towards becoming protagonist? he wondered

 But I feel bad for that kid, he wanted to become adult but every adult want to experience childhood again. Sigh, is this what they called 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'.

But he was quickly enraged by next notification.

[Note- You can only use this ability till age of 10 after that this ability will also perish with you childhood]

The hell??

Who the fuck wants to become adult at age 10. huh well there is one, but only one. Why the hell would I want to become adult and work myself to death for other and then die while working for others.

As he was remorsing his past life where he was working to death at day in mcbonals and Troll random strangers at night for some entertainment.

Another notification pop up on screen.

You are reading story Troll Immortal at novel35.com

[You only 1 draw left from 'Noob Package']

[Do you wish to use your last draw]

[Yes/No]

"Looks like the rewards are given randomly and this 'noob package'is nothing but three chances to draw rewards" pondered Su chen looking at the screen.

He then quickly click the 'Yes'.

I need more skills even if they are shit. In this world the only one I can rely on is myself. The first reward maybe be shitty but second reward can still be of some use.

[Ding]

[Congratulations host for acquiring deciphered 'Ancient text'.]

[There was once Philologist who stumbled upon ancient text which contain information on 'six secret manuals'. He devoted his life to decipher the text and was only successful to decipher four of six secret manuals, before time claim his life]

[This text contain deciphered version of 'Ancient text' ]

Finally some information on those so-called six secret manuals. But it took whole life for that philogist to just deciphered information on four manuals. How many life must I live before I find this six manuals. 

Su chen didnt know whether to laugh or cry at the reward. He still open the 'Ancient text' and bold letters started appearing on screen.

[ 1.Five Elements Indestructible Body Tempering Sutra: Rebirth through destruction. Convert damage inflicted on you into your own rank. It also increased the stats of the practitioner in proportion to the severity of their injuries. The closer the practitioner was to death, the greater their fighting prowess would be.]

  Ah shit, here we go again. This shit technique always appears in those novel of his previous life. Get beaten and get stronger. The MC's always love this type of technique, damm those masochist.

[2.Immortal Qi Sutra: Tempers body with Immortal ki. Heal wounds with help of external Immortal ki to cultivate. When body is injured and heal repeatedly by this technique, the effiecncy of this sutra also increases. After reaching the higer level of the Sutra, the practitioner can use the ki to heal another party's wounds]

  And yes here comes now this technique, after those masochist got there full they would use this technique to heal wounds and their skin will look as though they have never taken any beating. Sure is nice technique to hide their dark side. And oh they will also use their Ki to heal other only females and gain their favour.

[3.Heaven Devouring Earth Swallowing Sutra: Allows the cultivator to devour another cultivator's cultivation and turn it into their own. The sutra can also be used to absorb or redirect power in combat.]

  Hell yeah!! Now this is technique for someone of my caliber, those pussies would always be too scared to use this sutra and give some bullshit reasons like, 'It will damage my foundation', or 'I will only use this technique on evil hooders.', or 'For my future progress.... blah blah. If I can get this technique I surely will conquer whole world.

[4. The Profound Art of Dual Cultivation Sutra: Mix ying and yang by becoming one. Tempers body and spirit of both. Heal even deadliest diseases, curses and fixbroken meridians etc by becoming and combining spirit of both. Only those with dream to pierce the heavans can cultivate this sutra till the end.] 

Su Chen eyes widened in exclamation. His drool was already leaking from this mouth.

Thi..this..dont tell me this is legendary dual cultivation technique which doesn't cause backlash and benefits both male and female, heal diseases, curses and even fix meridians. Isn't this 'evil' technique use by those bastard protagonist to force themselves on those innocent women on pretext of curing diseases, fixing meridians, improve cultivation and what not.

hmph, I will never become like those bastards and harm innocent. Even he didn't believe himself.

If someone where to see Su Chen expression, they would definitely confuse him with perverts in those weird art books from his previous world. Su Chen shook his to distract himself from weird thoughts.

He then let out a bitter chuckle "These secret manuals are all top sutra's. Even one will transform an ordinary person into genius. How the fuck will I find those manuals?"

He again check the system screen but couldn't find anything useful and was quickly disappointed . He even ask several question but no matter how he shouted, there was no response from the  System.

It seems like this system is non-sentimental.

"Aww baby can't sleep, here Mommy will sing lullaby for you" all of a sudden a voice sweet voice floated in his ears.

Su Chen was startled. he open his small eyes and look at his mother. How did she know I was not asleep.

Before he could answer his own question, Ning Fan began to sing in gentle voice. Su Chen mind which was in state turmoil began to relaxed. All his worries started to fade away with the gentle voice.

'AHH~ this is what all men wish for. A mother singing for them as the drift into dreamland.'

His eyes slowly closed as he enter dreamland.

 

 

 

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