I was transferred inside a huge stage, and to my surprise, I was carrying the beautiful girl that I met on the bridge.
She's really cute.
I subconsciously smiled.
Her weight was light, and she smelled too sweet.
'Calm down. Calm down. We should stop sniffing her scent, my boy. Jeez, this is really tough,' I gritted my teeth as I tried to hold back my urges.
"Mr. Arnoa, please put me down. I can walk," asked the platinum-haired girl. "Uh, eh, okay," I followed her request.
I stepped away in a distance and heaved a sigh of relief.
'Thank goodness, I'm safe,' I wiped out the sweat from my face.
"By the way, my name is Lixue, daughter of Zhang and Xue. The next heir of the Mingxi. It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Arnoa," Lixue hung her head down in respect. "Oh, nice to meet you, Ms. Lixue," I did the same thing respectively.
"I think you arrive in the wrong place at the wrong time, sir," Lixue commented with a wry smile. "Yeah, but I am not at fault," I nodded as I rubbed the back of my neck.
'I'm a really unfortunate human being,' I stated inside my head.
"Thank you for catching me before I hit the ground. I appreciate your effort. You save me from getting hurt badly," Lixue placed a hand in respect. "No, you don't have to. As a matter of fact, I didn't mean to. No, what I mean is... Never mind. You're welcome," I hesitated to continue after I saw a man behind her.
"You... step aside!" the Freddy Krugger-looked-alike demanded. "Pardon?" I was confused. "I don't give a shit about your accomplishment as my father's loyal dog. I don't know how and when did you meet my future spouse. But I swear, I will kill you if you don't get out of this stage right now," he announced in mandarin.
"What did he say?" I approached the beautiful girl and asked. "Hmm? Don't you understand mandarin? He said he will kill you if you don't get out of the stage," Lixue answered promptly.
'Ooh, fuck,' I faltered.
"Eeeh... What if... What if I don't get out off stage?" I shuddered in a low tone. But my voice crossed into his ears from his position. "You... You're really an idiot, aren't you? You're dead. I, Yang Cuizo, will kill you Holver Arnoa!" declared Yang as he formed an attack stance.
'Eh, what did he say? He shouts the name of this Holver Arnoa. But I am not him! And by the way, I don't understand a single word, dude,' I tilted my head to the side with a confused face.
He tightly grabbed the handle of his spear. His eyes locked on my position.
"Hey, chill. Chill, I'm not a bad guy, dude. I'm sorry, but can I request a time-out?" I implored. "No, now say your prayers, legend," I smirked.
"Oooh, you can speak English, huh? Dude, we can talk about this, okay? I apologize for everything. I don't mean any disrespect. I don't really speak mandarin, sir. I am just a bystander here. But I hope you don't mind me asking this. May I request for you to repeat from the start what you demanded in English earlier?" I gestured a hand on my ear. But instead of calming down the bull, he began to roar in anger. The cord on his neck appeared. "Y-y-you son of a bitch. Are you making fun of me? You don't even understand Cantonese? You hypocrite! How dare you demand a son of your former master about it? I don't give a shit if you're in the legendary SSS class rankings. I will beat you up!" Yang attacked me, but someone shielded me with her ice barrier. "Hey, watch out!" Lixue pushed me aside to save me.
"Thank you very much, Ms. Lixue," I heaved a sigh of relief. "You're welcome," Lixue nodded.
'This idiot. Is he blind or deaf? Can he see I am trying to negotiate here?' I clicked my tongue.
"Hey, chill out. You better calm down a bit. Am I a hypocrite here? I don't think so. I believe there is a big misunderstanding here. Everyone listen up. I am not the person. I repeat. I am not the exact person you were referring to. Got it? I'm sorry if I make you all disappointed. But I swear to God, please open your eyes to the truth, especially you young man. I want to end this smoothly. I, I, I don't really understand everything. Is that Chinese?" I inquired out of curiosity. "You motherfucker. You're an insult to our ancestors. Get out of this place right now, you ugly bastard!" Yang pointed his spear at my position and demanded I exited the stage right now.
'Dude... That's too harsh. I am not that ugly, you know,' I infuriated.
"I don't know what happened to you. But I don't give a shit anymore. You make me sick. I gave you a chance, but you ruined it," Yang poured a golden aura into his weapon. Then, he formed a stance to attack me again. "Eh? Hey, chill out!" I was bewildered and bent my body back to avoid it.
*Swing*
I jumped aside and dodged the next assault from above.
*Swush*
I dodged the splash from the rear. Then, I jumped away before he could regain his position.
'Holy shit, is he fuckin' serious right now? He's not hesitating to stab me with his weapon!' I shivered in fear.
"You're finished!" Yang appeared above me and tried to cut me in half. Fortunately, I survived when an ice shield covered my position. "P-p-praise the ice," I gulped my saliva.
'I almost pee on my pants. Thank you, Ms. Lixue,' tears welled up in my eyes.
"Hey, don't you forget something here? I'm still here. Alive and well. I'm your opponent, you pervert!" Lixue cast an ice blade, but Yang dodged it one by one. "Oh-ho. I'm sorry about it. But it doesn't matter. You don't have to fight anymore. You'll become mine, my wife!" Yang jumped side by side and smashed her position.
Luckily, she managed to activate her barrier.
Heavy silence permeated the surface. A large crack in her position appeared.
"Nice timing. But you won't be able to dodge this one!" Yang vanished from his position and appeared behind her. "[Sangga!]" Lixue cast a spell, a large ice barrier dropped down on his position.
"Fuck, no you don't!" Yang jumped away and managed to get away. "[Tira!]" Lixue used a blink and went behind him.
"Oh-ho, take this!" Yang changed his trajectory and swished his spear into her position. "[Sangga!]" Lixue cast the same spell.
Her ice magic was cut in half.
"Ha-Ha!" Yang used consecutive stabs to hit her at a rapid speed. "Oh, no," Lixue activated an ice shield on her chest and stomach.
As he continued to strike her down, the beautiful lady finally lose her balance when she made a sidestep.
"Shit," Lixue gritted her teeth with her eyes frozen open. "You're finished!" Yang was about to hit her heart.
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My calloused hand appeared in his view. He tried to stop his movement, however, it was already too late. I inadvertently buried my right hand in his face. Then, I smacked him down on the floor.
"Goaaagh," Yang coughed blood after his head hit the ground severely. "Good grief, it is... it is just self-defense, dude. Self-defense!" I tried to reconcile.
"Eeh?" Lixue was surprised. All of the audience was astonished. "Oh, shit. I don't mean to intervene, but this Yang guy suddenly appeared in front of me. Don't get mad at me, okay? It is an act of self-defense, sorry," I apologized as I stepped away from his position.
'Ooh, shit. They will boo me now!' I worried.
I was expecting a negative comment, but a loud round of applause overwhelmed the whole room.
"Yeah, praise the legend. Preach him!" all of the audience cheered.
"What a nice hit, Mr. Arnoa. I know you can do it!" the president of Fly High US Tech clapped his hand in joy.
"As I said before, don't interfere in my duel, sir," Lixue rushed to my side, grabbed my hand, and dragged me out of the stage. "Hey, hey, stop it, miss. I can walk," I resisted.
Someone appeared on our side.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Lixue demanded. "We're sorry for this," he hung his head down to apologize.
He approached us and then, he silently stabbed me in my heart. But I managed to block it.
"This is for the young master, you bastard," a tall guy in a suit assaulted us. "No!" Lixue tried to stop him, but he used a powerful kick to push her, five meters away.
"What are you guys waiting for? Kill this traitor now!" the suited man commanded. "Hey, stop this," I requested as I grabbed his hands to push him away.
But three people jumped on the stage and rushed to my position simultaneously.
They outnumbered me completely.
"Good die!" they declared, stabbing me multiple times with their magical knife.
Silence overwhelmed the field. Lixue was bewildered after the scene. The audience covered their mouth in shock.
"Muahahahaha. Good job, lads. Good job. You killed the son of a bitch. That motherfucker deserves it!" Yang slowly stood up in his position and used his spear as a stand. "You bastard, this is supposed to be a duel!" Lixue condemned.
"That bastard deserves his death. You're the first one who called a companion. It is unfair if I didn't call for a backup, right? But I swear to my late father's tomb, I fuckin' hate that guy. He suddenly interrupted our moment together and not only that, he provoked me, my wife," Yang smirked and rested his weapon on his shoulder. "But he is innocent. He might be accidentally transferred here by his portal or something!" Lixue responded angrily.
"Oi... Mr. Yang and Ms. Lixue. I'm alive," I called them.
All of the audience including the contestants blinked their eyes twice in surprise.
"Eh?" Yang was surprised. "It... It can't be," Lixue faltered.
"Hey, are you alive?" I tapped the hand of the first person who stabbed me, but he suddenly dropped down. "W-w-what a monster," the man in a suit stated and his blood bled out of his body.
'Oh, God. Susmaryosep. It's a blood!' I was wretched.
"D-Don't tell me," I pushed one by one the other three, and all of them sput out their blood before they dropped like a log on the floor. "Blasphemy, this is ridiculous. H-H-How are you still alive?" demanded Yang as he pointed his weapon at my position. "I don't know," I shrugged it off.
"Die!" Yang vanished from his position, but he suddenly flung away. His face was bleeding. "Eh? Eeeh?" Lixue was bewildered. "Y-y-you son of a bitch. You're a Ki-user too!" Yang stood up from his position and initiate an attack.
But he suddenly tossed away when he appeared in front of me.
"Please hold back a little, Mr. Arnoa. Give him a time to recover, will ya!" the president of the Fly High Company. "Yeah, don't hurt him too much, Holver!" the male audience demanded.
'Hold back for what? I didn' t do anything. By the way, what the other guy told me to do? Susmaryosep, I don't understand their language. Speak English like the president,' I complained with a muddy tone.
Some of the audience including the staffs in red uniform were telling me something in mandarin.
"What the fuck are you guys talking about? Speak English, please," I humbly requested. "Mr. Holver, please stop. He cannot move anymore. This is my fight," Lixue grabbed my hand and pleaded.
"I... I can still fight. You are nothing, but a second-rate assassin who... who worked for my father. You're... You're nothing!" Yang used his weapon to stand up. Then, he took a deep breath. "Please speak in English," I implored.
"Fuck you!" Yang hovered his weapon on his back and poured his strength to cut my head. "Wait, hold up. You're gonna kill me!" I waved a hand, but he didn't listen.
I closed my eyes and accepted my fate.
But I heard a loud noise from the audience.
Lixue covered her mouth in shock.
I opened my eyes and found his head rolled down on the floor.
"The... The winner is... the duo. Mr. Holver Arnoa and Lixue Mingxi!" an announcer declared.
At the time, I killed a spearman without even touching his skin.
'Fuck, how the fuck did he die?' I gulped my saliva.
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