A Goddess Enchanted my Smartwatch with OP Abilities

After years of thinking 'those are pretty cool' I finally had enough expendable income to purchase my own smartwatch. I didn't really need it, mind you, I just wanted it. Sadly for me, before I could run home and set it up I was hit by a truck and died. Guess I was just destined to never wear one.

Wait, who's this pretty lady? And why is she holding the smartwatch I just bought?! How did it get here, isn't this heaven?

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This story came to me in a fever dream while I was sick and overloaded with painkillers. I have no idea what's going to come of it, but I thought it would be funny to write it anyway.

Art is by Gingersun on Artist's and Clients. I'd commissioned it for a different story, but that story never came out, so now is the best time to use it.

Don't expect regular updates.