Chapter 5: Chapter 5 – New Everything

CHAPTER 5

INITIALIZING…

CHAD STONE…

CLASS AWARDED: BARBARIAN…

RANK AWARDED: S-RANK…

PROFESSION AWARDED: COOKING…

PROFICIENCY AWARDED: GENIUS…

SYSTEM PARAMETERS BEING SET…

INITIALIZING…

ENTERING WORLD WITH AWARDED CLASS, RANK, PROFESSION, AND PROFICIENCY…

Since arriving in Solaire, my body had become more fit and larger.  After my recent change, I was even more muscular than before.  My change didn’t incorporate any clothing, of course. I was still as naked as a jaybird. My dick had grown in size as well.  I met the criteria of someone that was “hung” in that department.  My fucking feet were enormous.  I wore size 11 shoes in my old life, so I didn’t have small feet, but these new feet had to be size 16 or 17.  Palming a basketball wouldn’t be an issue at all now with my gigantic Shaq hands.  

“Wow, you look amazing, Chad!”  Fozzy blurted from behind me.

“Shit!  I forgot you were even there!”

Immediately, I recognized that my voice had grown deeper.  The change wasn’t drastic, but the difference was noticeable.  I also noticed that I was taller since the change.  I had to look down at the purple kangaroo.  “Jesus, I must be like 6’6 or 6’7 now.  I’m definitely over 300 pounds as well.”

“Isn’t it wonderful!  Barbarians are impressive!” Fozzy added with joy.

“I wish I had a mirror.  Don’t I look like some kind of freak?”

“Freak?  No, you look spectacular.”

I scoffed.  “Well, I wouldn’t know. I can’t see myself.”

“Sure you can.”

“Umm, no I can’t.”

“Sure you can.”

“No, I can’t!” I snapped.

“Sure–”

I raised my fist in the air, cutting Fozzy off. “Don’t say it anymore. No, I fucking can’t!”

Fozzy’s eyes widened, and he gritted his teeth as he waved his paws in the air.  “Don’t, you’ll crush me!”

I lowered my fist and raised a brow.  “Dude, chill. I will not hurt you.”

“You could have fooled me!  My life flashed before my eyes!”

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to scare the shit out of you.  I’m just frustrated and confused.”

Fozzy relaxed and nodded. “I understand.  I’m here to help. Let’s move on and get you more acquainted with life here.  Sounds good?”

“Yeah, it sounds great.”

“Alright, follow my directions.  Say <STATUS>.”

I nodded hesitantly and mouth the word <STATUS>.

A blue screen popped up right in front of me.  On the left of the screen, I saw a hologram of me in all my naked glory.

“See, you don’t need a mirror to see yourself,” Fozzy interjected in triumph.

“I have blue hair?  What the hell? I’ve never seen a blue-haired barbarian before.”

“Looks great to me.  I’ve always loved blue hair,” Fozzy shrugged.

I shook my head, then began to rotate my holographic body around to get a good look all around me.  I must admit, minus the blue hair, I was an impressive specimen.  I was what I would consider attractive for the first time in my life.

Chad Stone

Barbarian

S-Rank

Attack — 99

Defense –- 99

Speed –- 25

Magic Ability—0

“Wow, this is just like FFO, with the way it set the screens up.  Shit, I wasn’t even expecting screens at all.  This is cool and helpful.”

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I selected <ABILITIES> with a quick swipe of my finger to check out what an S-Rank barbarian could do. 

“Holy shit!”

A long list of abilities and skills overwhelmed me that I could use at S-Rank.

Abilities:

Ultra Titan Smash – Powerful hammer fist attack that will obliterate a single opponent at 200% attack damage.  Cooldown of 20 seconds.

Raging Lion Assault – Flurry of punches to overwhelm anything standing in your way. 125% attack damage for 3 seconds. Cooldown of 20 seconds.

Scorpion Death Punch – Strong punch that will inject powerful venom into your opponent dealing 75% physical damage and 25% poison damage.  Venom causes extreme pain that will stun the opponent.  Cooldown of 30 seconds.

Rabid Gorilla Strike – Pound fists against chest to increase attack speed for 4 seconds. Cooldown of 20 seconds.

Shatter Punch Explosion –  Powerful punch that will deal 300% damage to a single opponent and 100% damage to opponents within two meters. Cooldown of 45 seconds.

Shouts:

Iron Might – Buff that increases the defense of party members by 40% for 60 seconds.

Blood-thirst – Buff that increases the attack of party members by 40% for 60 seconds.

Passive Skills:

Razor Shield – 5% of damage taken is reflected to the attacker

Battery – Fist attacks are increased by 10%

Attack Magnet – Enemies have a 75% chance to attack you before any of your party members.

I swiped the screens away and took a deep breath.  “Damn.”

Fozzy laughed.  “I know, right?  Just wait until you pick up a weapon.  You’ll unlock more abilities that aren’t shown.”

“I’m basically the Incredible Hulk.  Right? Well, you don’t know who that is.”

“The incredible part is certainly correct.  I have no clue what a hulk is, though.”

“I’ve never played with a character type like mine before.  This will be new to me.  I prefer to be Bruce Banner instead of Hulk.  I want to create things and actually use my brain.  I don’t want to mindlessly hop around smashing things like some kind of monster.”

“You can create things.  You have genius proficiency in cooking.  Let me show you,” Fozzy replied and motioned for me to follow him.  The purple kangaroo hopped quickly over to a bright green bush with yellow berries. “Now, pick one of these berries and look at it closely.”

I shrugged and reached out to the bush and picked one of the yellow berries.  I held it between my index fingertip and my thumb tip.  When I focused closely on the berry, another screen popped up.

Sunberry

Recipes found: 583

“583 recipes found? What does that mean, exactly?”

“It’s simple, you are a genius level cook.  Your mind can use this berry in 583 recipes. That’s quite overwhelming, isn’t it?”

I nodded and opened the recipe list available.  It shocked me to see that they actually organized the recipes into categories, such as desserts, soups, stews, etc.

I chose Sunberry Cobbler from the mammoth-sized amount of choices, and the recipe appeared in front of me instantly.

Sunberry Cobbler

Ingredients:

4 ½ cups fresh sunberries

⅓ cup sugar

1 tablespoon all-purpose flour

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour

½ teaspoon salt

1 ½ tablespoons sugar

2 ¼ teaspoons baking powder

6 tablespoons butter

¾ cup heavy cream

My mind almost exploded with excitement.  “This is really fucking cool. Sunberry cobbler sounds delicious.”  I tossed the bright yellow berry into my mouth and chewed it slowly.  The sweet orb burst and my tastebuds were overrun by a wonderfully sweet flavor.

“I can also guarantee you that no one for miles and miles could cook this Sunberry Cobbler that you found inside of your thick skull,” Fozzy said with sarcasm.  “This type of knowledge will make you precious in this world. You’ll be cooking for kings and queens before you know it.”

I mumbled in agreement with the purple kangaroo as I continued to shovel sunberries in my mouth.

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